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2018

06

Mar

Krysten Ritter in Nylon Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has superheroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be get through the casting couch…because the world is fat and that offends me…

This is a shoot for Nylon, because I guess they are still around..

It’s not as shameless and what hipster bullshit that Nylon Represents once was..but it happened…and here it is.

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2018

06

Mar

Government Official Makes Girl Touch is Cock and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Sniffs Hookers Used Panties

Hooker Fight…

Bathing in Sewage…

Sex Toy of the Day

Cop Suspended for Frisking a Woman with Big Titties

Thousands of Dead Starfish on a UK Beach.

Chick Knocks Out a Dude

Chicago Subway Late Night…

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2018

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nature of the internet has changed so much…

Years ago, I entered a modeling contest as a male model, and won by huge numbers thanks to my team of internet warriors who I assume are no more…

My profile picture was me in my mask…all fat in a pervy shirt….like the rockstar I am…

And I beat out all these homo twinks trying to make it..

Yet…I never got my prize…

Now I’m trying to get SUPPORT ON PATREON LIKE MAINLAND WARD…

And I’m failing…

Homeless people better with then me with begging…

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Streisand on her Clones
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Child Prodify – Super Human Painting Skills
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Splitting 10 Decks of Car…
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People Snubbed at Oscars…
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Slutty Ariadna Gutierrex is a Slut..
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Who Arm in Sharks Mouth…
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Mercedes Dude Build Ice Mercedes..
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2018

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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People don’t like my theory that it takes two people to get sexually assaulted, because they think of the little kids who are assaulted by sick fucking people, or innocent women walking home from work, you know just trying to live their life…

They don’t realize that I am referencing the celebrities and instagram models who are accusing other rich people, or dudes in their scene of sexually assault after putting themselves in insane situations anyone with paranoia issues wouldn’t put themselves in, like meeting a dude to do a shoot or a casting at 1 am in a hotel room….after he sends you creepy texts…you know what I mean….

People don’t like a lot of what I have to say….that’s why no one supports my PATREON.

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FETISH – CONTORTIONIST EATS WITH HER FEET AT IN AND OUT
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Jennifer Garner – Oscar MEME of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari in a Red Dress
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Kylie Jenner Post Pregnancy Liposuction Panty Picture
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Police Ram Suspect in Gas Station
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Jew VS Hasidic Jew
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Adriana Lima – NIPPLES
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LEA MICHELE LEOTARD
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Emma Watson got the Times Up Tattoo On
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The Most Famous Actor You’ve Never Seen
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Don’t Initiate Road Rage if You’re Not Strong ENough
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Car VS Fire
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Plastic Surgery of the Day
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Model See Through
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Cookie Lyon Threw Shade at Seacrest and Now Says She Supports Him – Even Though He’s a Creeper
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Pick-p Truck Jackknives
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Husban Walks in on Wife….in the Bathroom
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Man Who Eats 9000 Calories a Day
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Rose McGowan Blames Weinstein for her Drug Problem
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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples
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Bondage Gear on the Red Carpet of the Day
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Drunk Blonde of the Day
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VR Light Sabre Game
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Lie Detector Test
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Emma Roberts Getting a Massage is Hilarios
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Rose McGowan is a Not Hot Crazy Person
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jessica Ala and her baby in Sweats
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Barbara Palvin in Vogue
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Sarah Silverman Sniffing her Armpit
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Ellie Goulding in a Tight Dress
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Greta Gerwig’s Fat Pretentious Ass
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Madison Beer Leggings…
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Celebs Naked in Movies
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Dakota Fanning is Gross
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Reese Witherpoon’s Daughter is a Socialite
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Ashley Greene Exists and is Getting married and Who Cares
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Worst 20 Minute Cam Show You Will Ever See
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The Best Way to Insert a Butt Plug
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FEMEN TITTY PROTEST
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PUSSY FLASH OF THE DAY
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Fantasy Massage of the Day
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FREE Hardcore Porno with the Best Porn Chicks !Hot Times!
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Naked on a Red Couch
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Porn Midget of the Day
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Mistress REVENGE with CHILI Powder
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Busty BBQ
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Tiffani in Playboy in a Summer Dress
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! AND I LOVE IT
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Flashback of Olympic Nipples
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2018

05

Mar

Rita Ora Tits out of the Day

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Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which is pretty much her thing, and you probably saw them on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, even though no one actually knows what she does.

I call this “From fucking a Kardashian, to fucking a DJ / Producer, to fucking whoever else I am too lazy to google but know she fucked because otherwise we wouldn’t be talking about her”….

I consider her a low hanging celebrity who is barely a celebrity, with tits she promotes hard, and that we’ve already seen, and that are getting bored of because there are so many other tits to look at….but that this one managed to use properly enough to get on a 50 Shades of Grey song with a kid from One Direction so that people finally care…

It just takes one hit to get there and she’s likely been hammering away at this one hit for fucking ever….and pulled it off…and still pulling that top off….

Here’s to making it in America like she wants to – up on some next Rihanna and Katy Perry bullshit performer level…who are all as bootleg as her…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is posting the braless hard nipples on the social media -and I like it… because I am a pervert and because she’s one of my favorite celebrity kids…and hard nippled….the way she should be she’s young and modern and on trend in this world of social media creators….BRAS are out…hard nipples are in…let the world know you are a strong woman…with your hard nipples….

Exciting!!

A rich pretentious brat with a spoiled as fuck upbringing who I think deserves to be an entitled brat…because her father is Johnny Depp….and she’s just set for life and rollin’ with the celebrity that comes with being a young celebrity….without being a celebrity…cuz her dad did all the work…

I am into it.

Here she is topless for a photoshoot we may have already seen

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Stella Maxwell in Her Panties of the Day

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This Stella Maxwell picture was from her instagram…inappropriate you’d think, but I guess she’s a model who gets paid to be in her underwear, so this is just her work and her livelihood..

I guess is taken by Kristen Stewart the pervert who exploits her model pussy…proving that she’s not a real lesbian…because real lesbians don’t like stereotypical hot chicks…most lesbian couples are disgusting fat flannel wearing short haircut girls…not Victoria’s Secret models…if this relationship isn’t fake lesbianism…I don’t know what it is…I mean I know exactly what it is…Stella Maxwell Publicity Stunts to get noticed by preying on these broken rich and famous people she attaches herself to because they easy victims….

I guess the real question from all of us is…WHERE ARE THE SCISSORING PICS…lesbianism is always anti-climatic in porn and otherwise…but we still like to see scissioring…especially on that weird and uninteresting Kristen Stewart….who without TWILIGHT…would not exist..

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxewll|Stella Maxwell

2018

05

Mar

Maitland Ward’s Hairy Wet Ass of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a monster, but more interestingly she is finally an official sex worker who has a SNAPCHAT premium like all the sex workers trying to have a direct line to her fans who pay her to be slutty on the internet, which is disgusting, but which is enterprising and girl has taken her life into her own hands, and is generating over 40,000 dollars a month from the perverts who pay her 15 dollars each….

So to lure her fans, and there are fans, from either her work on Boy Meets World, the one acting job she’s had…or maybe from her escorting…she posts pics like this…

OH HER HAIRY AND SWEATY ASS CRACK…with some bootleg flea market tattoo from an era long ago….back when she got work…

But I will say she has inspired me, if such low grade shit can rope in customers…MAYBE I CAN TOO…

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2018

05

Mar

Blanca Blanco Ultimate Fame Whore Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I still don’t know who Blanca Blanco is….but I posted her earlier today at the Oscars and thought…what a silly fucking name….who is she and why is she at the Oscars…she looks like some kind of sex worker, possibly dating an actual celebrity, and it’s not like she’s black and part of the Oscars attempt to be BET friendly…

Her best movie role on her IMDB is Show Girls 2…the Show Girls you never heard of or knew happen…yet some how she got a ticket…I WONDER WHO SHE IS FUCKING #METOO…

THE TRAILER IS AMAZING – IT IS PORN WITHOUT SEX FILMED ON A CAMCORDER

Her best use of her OSCAR invite was putting her tits out for the paparazzi she called so that her nipples were seen and people would talk about her…because you don’t lose your opportunity for media hype when you get to that event with all eyes on everyone in attendance.

What a bootleg pile of desperate shit…

Who invited her to the Oscars?

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2018

05

Mar

Cindy Crawford’s Old Face Dumpy Ass of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is an old lady at this point…and here she is walking around with her old face hanging off her old jaw…just looking old….despite what is probably a lot of botox..and her ass…looking old and sloppy in leggings that should be loose fitting sweat pants…because at a certain age…simmer the fuck down with your whoring and divert attention to your clone 16 year old who you irresponsibly is taken out of school to be a “model” at “fashion week” for her instagram celebrity like a Kardashian…which is fucking disgusting to me….on so many levels…you have the money and resources to not make her a model…get her a job at the smoothy shop or some shit…parents whoring their kids out to a vapid existence of superficial, vanity, overpriced product, polution and all that is wrong with fashion industry and being a slutty model…are so fucking wrong…especially when they are rich and have resources to help them be real contributing people in the world…LA man…it’s a terrible place.

Here’s her 16 year old daughter sexualizing herself, working at Fashion week, walking for fashion companies, at 16 years old, despite her family being virtual billionaires thanks to the tequila deal deal….in what I would consider pretty inappropriate, whether it is for fashion or not…she’s still 16…and that’s not even the age of consent…so seeing her used by brands seems fucking wrong to me.

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