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2018

07

Mar

Cynda Mcelvana Naked Shoot of the Day

Cynda Mcelvana is some LA “model”…. of course she is…straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re the hot chick willing to get naked straight from the mean streets of Arkansas do when you want to make it in America..

The most interesting thing about her, other than slutty shoots, is that she has a bunch of bunnies and a bunch of pet goats…and that is some wholesome, down to earth, roots, country girl, farmer’s daughter fetish….

But the slutty girl photoshoot is more fun.

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2018

07

Mar

Annika Stenval Naked Model of the Day

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Annika Stenval is some aspiring actor from who the fuck knows where…but some country where she’s been in movies like VELJENI VARTIJA….or more interestingly THE HABIT OF BEAUTY where she played Ernesto’s Girlfriend…one of the most important roles in that movie…right?

She may be Spanish…that’s what my intensive research of two minutes seems to lead to, but what I am more into is that she does nude hipster shoots for instagram looking photographers, for the same of doing shoots, that you can possibly see her asshole in…which is the gateway to her soul….and how you know it is…when a girl tries…

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2018

07

Mar

Naked Woman in her Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Female Student Sudden Illness

Saudi WOman – Karate Kick

Weird Subway Attack

Dude Jerking Off in Store

Terrifying Driver…

Postal Workers Throwing Packages

Crack Head Porch Pirate

Just a WTF in the NYC Subway

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2018

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I’ll post some stepLINKS in the morning, even though I am not convinced it is really worth it, because you don’t even support me on PATREON

You’ve all left me feeling alone, defeated and what I always assumed….a man with no network of supporters…

After 15 years of this, you’d THINK I’d have at least 10 people who have my back…

Instead….there’s only one..

So I guess it’s just me and you CHAD…

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Stormy Daniels is Suing Donald Trump
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New Line of Barbies You Can Jerk Off To – Weir….
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Paris Jackson Pretends to be Black
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Krysten Ritter in Thigh Highs..
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Behind the Scenes of Margot Robbie and Gal Gadot During Oscar Movie Goer Stunt
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WWII Themed Bar with Pretentious and Expensive Cocktails
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3 Vehicle Road Rage
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Drunk Guy Tries to Buy Beer and Cigarettes
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Dude from the Bachelor is DMing Other GIrls…
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2018

07

Mar

Demi Rose Hooker With an Ant Shaped Body of the Day

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If you’ve spent a lot of time alone in the wilderness, or the park, hallucinating from your alcoholism or drug use…or if you live like a slob like me…and bugs are drawn to your living situation from the food and rotting wood… you’ll know that the shape of an ant, is that most of it is in the booty…

Thanks to modern science, ass injections, an instagram filter or app, this sex worker who is a known sex worker, has a very similar shape…unnatural to humans…but something men pay to fuck…and the more followers she gets, or press she gets in UK tabloids, the more they are willing to pay for her…

It’s weird…I don’t get it or find her hot…if anything she’s fucking vile and disgusting…but she’s getting people talking about her like she matters and I guess that’s all that matters in this vapid disgusting world…everyone’s just trying to be a kardashian…

These are not stills from A Bugs Life

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2018

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I would like to thank CHAD…my first PATRON on PATREON

I appreciate when people support the gold that is this site…

I feel hopeful of a better tomorrow…

Because I believe that people want to see whores called out for being whores when they are whores….instead of the other media that celebrates them as power women without addressing that they are whores…

You know because women, just because they are women, in this era of Women can do no wrong…can still be whores…and ultimately…we love that about them….

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Scary Spice’s Husband SHowed her Kids ISIS Beheading Videos
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Katherine Heigl – Bikini Slut
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Mark Cuban Invests 400k in Avacado Restaurant…
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Jennifer Garner SLutty and ANnoying
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Problem Solving
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Katy Perry Monster with the Big Tits
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Sheer Shirt of the Day
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Justin Timberlake’s Too Rich – Here’s His Penthouse that is For Sale
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Confession of a Former Klansman
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Jeopardy First Time Ever – Tie breaker
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Slutty Jodie Sweetin
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Kylie Jenner and her Disgusting Kid
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Slutty Contortionist Kicked Out of IN AND OUT
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Don’t Initiate Road Rage if You’re a Weak Bitch
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Chelsea Clinton and Ivanka Trump aren’t Friends…
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Weird Nipples of the Day
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Slutty…
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Amber Tamblyn VS the JEws
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Creepy Doc Brown Sculture
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Fake Black Woah Vicky is the Worst
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Blac Chyna’s Ass is Crazy
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Emma Stone is not HOT
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole at an Event…
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Keira Knightley Looking Busted
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Elle Fannign Walking the Runway
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Hailey Baldwin Lookin Like Shit
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Alicia Vikander in a Dress
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Hailey Baldwin is Garbage…with her Cleavage…
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Abigail Spencer in a Dress…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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BIG TITS OF THE DAY
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Topless Chick in a Swimsuit at the Farm…
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Naked Motorbike HERO
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Girl Fucks Fitness Equipment
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FREE Hardcore Porno with the Best Porn Chicks !Hot Times!
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Idiot Racing the Train
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Hot Chick Named Lissy Cunninham Selfies…
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Weird Hat on this Nude Chick
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! AND I LOVE IT
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Bolt On Tits in the Shower
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2018

06

Mar

Bella Thorne Titties Still Exist of the Day

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I know Bella Thorne is not that interesting or exciting….if anything she’s repetitive, played out, over exposed, her whoring dull, and her boyfriend and her living this weirdo life unfomfortable at best..

But she’s still got them FAKE tits and that counts for something….I’m not sure what that something is…but it works for all these other TITTY whores who don’t have a Disney Kid legacy, and don’t get work as an actor or weird RAVER DJ..so you’d think she’s winning at life…and I guess that’s the hope for when you get yourself some fake tits….

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2018

06

Mar

Victoria Beckham’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Vitoria Beckham has the least effective bra for her old lady tits…by least effective I mean they are showccasing her hard nipples…which I guess for most perverts would mean that it is the most effective bra…probably an unnecessary bra…because her tits and really everything about her seems BOLT ON…I mean she’s a rich Spice Girl and Soccer Wife..who’s husband has publicly cheated on her…likely for safety reasons to not be sliced by her hard nipples…and despite being a mom of a dozen and old and fuck..I still don’t mind checkin’ out them hard nipple tits…She’s the Spice Girl has been preserved the best….and hard nipples, once a fetish when I was in High School and horny for everythng… still something you can jerk off to…if you’re old like me…and remember when it was the simple things in life like hard nipples that we could get off to…but we aren’t appreciate of of the little things…like nipples anymore…..but should be because they are special…and good to chew on..

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria Beckham

2018

06

Mar

Natalie Portman Hookin’ On Set of the Day

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I don’t know what this is all about, but it’s from a movie called VOX LUX, and it features your girl Natalie Portman, who thanks to her affiliations with Star Wars has made her iconic…but more interestingly, her affiliations with Judaism made her the dream Jewish girl for Jewish guys looking for a Jewish girl to marry to keep the family tradition happy…you know cuz she’s hot.

I also know that whatever this is, Natalie Portman is getting paid so fucking much for what you see right her…her “art” that is ultimately irrelevant in the grand scheme of the progression of man…

Even if she’ll whine that she’s not getting paid as much as a dude…she’s getting paid too fucking much and it is disgusting..

The tits are good though.

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2018

06

Mar

Hope Hicks May Have a Sex Tape of the Day

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In doing what I do, I hear A LOT of gossip from a lot of people I’ve come across along the way….unfortunately because I don’t care about this shit…

This is why I knew Ryan Seacrest and Weinstein were predators years ago…

This is why I knew that Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber while married to Orlando…

There have been so many thing I’ve called out over the years, that people ignore, that end up coming out as fact, that everyone jumps onto….because no one listens to me…

The latest gossip I’ve been told from a few people is that Hope Hicks has been offered, or is being offered a lump sum of money for a Sex Tape from VIVID….the people behind Kardashian and so many others…to help her turn over a new leaf in her career and pay for some medical bills..

Because everyone’s got a price..

I don’t follow American Politics, it’s the beauty of being Canadian….

I do know that Hope Hicks is the hot chick from the White House who you’d want to see in a sex tape….over Omarosa or whoever the fuck else is in the White House…more like the Wet House…am I right…oh I am right…

I like to reduce seemingly accomplished chicks to sex objects, and luckily for the most part…they do too….

As annoying as all things TRUMP is…I hope Ivanka’s big tits make a cameo on this sex tape…