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2018

06

Feb

Demi Lovato Tits of the Day

Demi Lovato understands marketing, or her team of people do….because these titty pics she posted over the weekend got 1.6 million likes, while her regular posts that aren’t sexual get 1 million – 1.2 million likes…you see it’s SCIENTIFIC….tits get hits…

I know she pulled this bullshit about being a feminist, activist, body positive….but that quickly turned into fitness whore, half naked with them titties out, and she’s running with this angle or strategy..and since you like celebrity tits…even if you’re like me and hate celebs…it makes for a great tit filled time…not that this is that hot, but it happened.

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2018

06

Feb

Alexandra Smelova Naked of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is the nude model of the day, because I realize there are more girls getting nude in photoshoots for fun, than there are girls getting nude for photoshoots that are paid, and often times the nude photoshoots that are for fun, are with girls a lot more interesting than girls who would get paid to get nude….

She’s from Russia, which is exactly where you’d want a model like this to be from, so that you could offer to buy her for a green card, provided her boyfriend isn’t some rich Russian mobster gangster rigging your election or doping the olympics, because the Russians are ruthless people with hot chicks like this to keep them all rewarded….

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2018

06

Feb

Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Bethenny Frankel has been a very rich reality star for a very long time…but she’s also been a fucking zombie who likes to get into a bikini to show off her fake tits as these women do…I mean why else buy yourself a set of tits…right…RIGHT….

The funniest thing about her, is that her entire existence is based on a series of bikini paparazzi pics, that’s all I’ve seen her do the last few years since her Housewives shit ended.

She has one of those hard looking faces that you just can’t quite figure out how she ended up on TV, but who cares about an old lady’s hard face, when she’s got a skinny body , and really she made her money off producing a product line of SKINNY GIRL booze, for the skinny girls to get drunk, the way you like them…so it’s nice to see her keeping it up…

It means she’s passionate about SKINNY, no room for the fat….so for that we celebrate a leader in SKINNY…even if she looks like a ZOMBIE…

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2018

06

Feb

Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day

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Hailey Clauson, Lily Aldridge, Jessica Hart, Carolyn Murphy, Jourdan Dunn, Eniko Mihalik, Elsa Hosk, Natasha Poly, Toni Garrn, Josephine Skriver, Barbara Palvin, Isabeli Fontana, Hannah Ferguson – all got together for what I assume is a Sports Illustrated campaign for a bikini company, and all got into their bikinis, to do bikini modeling, in a world where everyone at least on social media seem to be in bikinis at all time, and everyone seem to be bikini models in their own right, so that we don’t need these overpaid peopled doing these overpaid shoots….because you can capture it on the iphone…

Which I guess is why Solid and Stripes was able to afford all these models – private plane to the beaches – because all these motherfucking instagram girls are eating up their bikinis all day…I mean this is a lot of fucking expensive pussy whether we think they deserve to be paid or not – getting paid….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Bikini Photoshoot|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Stella Hudgens Nipples in a Hip Shoot of the Day

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I love the BOOTLEG SISTER…you know the sister of a barely famous chick, I mean assuming Vanessa Hudgens is considered barely famous, she did High School Musical and was hugely famous at the time, probably better known to you perverts as the High School Musical chick who leaked some nude selfies, showing the world her hairy vagina….

But the real interesting person in the family, as in most families, is the one who has to try harder to get noticed, or who is smart enough to coast or ride the wave the sister created, since being actually famous is a pain in the ass, but having full access to it like you were famous, is better….for most…who don’t have egos and like being left the fuck alone….

So here’s Stella Hudgen’s posting up what look like nipple in a see through shirt to me. Her tits bigger than her sister. She’ll always have that…I mean unless her sister gets bolt on tits as they sometimes do…but for now…let Stella SHINE and BASQUE in the glory of the Desert Sun.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2018

06

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Fashion Campaign to Celebrate Kylie Multiplying of the DAy

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I don’t really like endorsing or talking about the Kardashians or the Jenners – unless it’s to release one of their sex tapes, mainly Caitlin Jenner’s sex tape, because I am curious how that new pussy / chopped off dick works, but not really, since I’ve seen weird tranny genitals in porno before and it fucking terrifies me – I mean I know all sex workers have serious mental disorders – but Trannies are on another level – and before the world pandered to them – accepting them as women – they were just weird freaks that weird people jerked off to….

THAT SAID, Kylie had a baby with a rapper who probably has 8 other babies around the country and 8 other pregnant women who look like Kylie…she released a video tribute to her kid, that I unfortunately saw as soon as it was posted by accident and hated…but that I am sure has gone viral…and I figure that we should give Kendall some attention, because you know how these rich cunts operate, they all hate each other are jealous of each other, and I figure since this one still looks like a human, while being athletic and thin, even if overhyped promo model / avon lady, lets look at her ass in some fancy overpriced clothing she’s promoting because why not…right…WHY NOT…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Naked Lady at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day

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Asian Cucumber Game

Guy Loses Stovetop Challenge

Worker’s Hair Catches on Fire

Man Accused of Being a Witch Gets Beaten

Psycho Car Jacking Suspect Beats Ladies in a Salon

Naked Guy on a Saturday morning

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nicest thing about having an obese wife, is when she doesn’t shower because it is too much effort, and she’s 4-6 days in, and that smell of her sweat and diabetes and impending death…coupled her shit because she can’t wipe properly….and her vagina that I try to forget is there starts rotting….

Is realizing how good you are at failing.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning….

Dead Celeb of the Day
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A Florida Man Tried to Kidnap Lana Del Ray
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Nail Salon Turned WWE
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Inexperienced 4X4 Driver
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Jessica Alba – Bikini THrowback
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Creepy Ad for a New Netflix Show
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Russian River Crossing
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2018

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it interesting that every time a girl I’ve been connected to online – for whatever reasons – decides to become a sex worker, sugar baby or cam girl – she hits me up for advice – sending in nude pics, asking me the best way to scam people out of money so that she doesn’t need to work – living that sugar baby life….

Not only is it using me, it’s unsolicited…and if the tables were turned and I was sending them questions about how to manipulate women into giving me money while sending them dick pics…

It’d be a #metoo moment that wouldn’t go viral on the media because no one cares about me…

I’ve actually tried getting girls to go to the press pretending I am a sexual assaulter for the press.

BUT NO ONE cares about me or whether I am a sexual assaulter or not…

In an era where everyone cares about everyone being a sexual assaulter…

It’s like I don’t even exist..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence is an Entitled Cunt
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Transgender Gisele
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Jim Carey Didn’t Kill his Ex who Killed herself
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Eagles Players Skipping White House Visit Because they Hate America
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Short Circuit of the Day
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Victoria Beckham NIPPLES
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Topless PIG Eating ICe Cream
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Learn TO secure Your Load
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Taylor Hill Worth a Fuck at some NFL shit
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Over Rated as Fuck Margot Robbie Got Some Cleavage
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Tom Brady’s Wife and Ex Celebrate the Eagles
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Dude Chugs 50 Raw Eggs
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Kangaroo VS Cyclist
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Jessica Chastain Edited Out of a Movie
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Natalie Portman’s Rap Again
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Selena Gomez Slutty in LA
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Corey Feldman Cleared in Sexual Battery Charges
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TIMBALAND HAS A SQUATTER IN HIS HOUSE
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Motorbike VS Smoker
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Failed SNOW DIVE
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Outfit
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Big Girl Brooke Hogan – Wet and On All Fours
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CHarlotte McKinney Tit Hanging Out in Leather Pants
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Jennifer Lawrence Smoking Weed of the Day
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Micaela Schafer – Naked with the Heart Nipples
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Bad Place to Learn How to Skate
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Girl in her Underwear of the Day
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Slutty Roommates
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Monster Tits of the Day
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“Drunk Teens”
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Sex Machine Squirt…
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Hot Chick Naked Squat
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Hot Chick Posing with a Light
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Rosa Takes Off Bathing Suit
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Sling Shotting Ass
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Girl Spreading Her Ass
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2018

05

Feb

Farrah Abraham for the Win of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has just dominated the attention seeking fame whores who call the paparazzi to take pics of them doing nonsense publicity stunts that don’t matter – like shopping or other things no one would ever follow them do…because she’s Farrah Abraham and no longer on MTV, a sex worker / porn star…

She went out in lingerie, which has been done before, sheer lingerie, no panties, pussy out….brilliant, masterful, my work here is done….it’s that good.

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