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2018

23

Jan

J.Lo’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

J Lo Ass in Tight Leggings

J.Lo is 50 years old but still wears really tight pants to show off her really large ass…because the tight pants are needed to hold whatever the fuck this is in place…giving it shape that looks better that a vat of Mashed Potatoes…that I would assume the second those pants come off A Rod has to bury himself in like he was back in Domincan visiting his granny on a day trip to Haiti during the Earthquake and J.Lo’s ass was the weak infratructure of the buildings…right?

Maybe that was a terrible analogy, but I assume her ass is a source of great anal, if you’ve got a 14 inch cock and can get passed this massive fucking cheeks…

What I am going at is, what the hell is J.Lo on, she must be putting in SERIOUS fucking work to maintain whatever it is she’s got…and money..

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Katy Perry is Disgusting of the Day

Katy Perry is seen signing autographs in Los Angeles, California

Katy Perry attended some MINNIE MOUSE event, who she refers to as Minerva Mouse, because she’s just on such good terms with the secret society at Disney who basically run Hollywood, from pedophile rings to deciding which shitty puppet they will use for their propaganda…because the only explanation that Katy Perry has such a lucrative and prolific career being an ugly monster of a woman, with no good song, nothing interesting to say, no great stage presence…or talent…is she’s a pawn in some bigger picture….

That said, it was Minnie’s 90th Birthday of giving women Unrealistic body expectations, you know they have to grow up knowing they’ll never grow ears as big, and it’s too bad that it’s not Katy Perry’s 90th birthday, because the liklihood of her dying would be far greater than they are…instead, we’re going to be stuck with this fat ass cankle pile of shit and her smut for years to come thanks to her constant self promotion. Yay.

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Sofia Richie’s Stupid Ass of the Day

Sofia Richie Ass

Everyone was super pumped on yesterday’s SOFIA RICHIE ass in leggings picture…and by everyone, I mean one dude, but that’s a lot for this gutter website, I mean I don’t even know why I post this shit for no one to read…but I DO…

The fact is, like most asses in leggings you’ll see, girl’s leggings are doing the majority of the work, building her out and sucking her in the right ways…she can afford the expensive most best fitting, complimenting pants around….her dad is Lionel Richie you know…and the first lesson of the tutoring session with her boyfriend Scott Kardashian, is USE THAT ASS to get noticed….

But today, she fucked up, because if you look close enough, and I AM, you’ll see this fame whore, trying to be famous for nothing more than her dad being Lional and the cock in her an old Kardashian, you’ll see a weird ball of what looks like a baseball sized cellulite ball on her ass…she’s still young, 18 or 19 year old ass, you know…that looks fine, but could be better….you know too sloppy to celebrate…but good enough…to post…

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

23

Jan

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Panties and Bra

Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA:


Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model.

She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods.

STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION..

Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day

Caroline Corinth Underboob Cleavage

I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me.

Posted in:Caroline Corinth|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day

Jasmine Tookes Black Bikini

Shanina Shaik is a model from Australia who once dated Tyson Beckford, despite the world thinking he was gay, a male model who has been known to post up pics of his boner in tight underwear on his social media, a penis that likely destroyed a few pussies, in a way that forced her to continue dating the black men…and she is now engaged to a dude named DJ RUKUS, whatever the fuck that is…I don’t pay attention to things…ever.

She’s having a bachelorette party or some bullshit, where model Jasmine TOOKES attended and posted the butt shots, which is all we really care about in this story of love and romance….

It is a reminder of how hot back women are and more importantly how I’ve never had sex with a black women because I guess they are racist towards me.

Here are some pics from the social media…

Shanina Shaik the Bride to Be’s ass..because whatever…

Shanina Shaik bachelorette

THe other guest, look at their color coded bathing suits – so clever and tacky….but ASS!

Posted in:Jasmine Tookes|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Brooke Candy Naked of the Day

Brooke Candy Naked with a Mask on

Brooke Candy didn’t matter when she almost mattered and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now…

She was a gutter female rapper who was the original Iggy Azalea, you know a girl who pretends she’s a stripper, who may actually be a stripper, but who instead of stripping got a record deal and started touring…maybe because she connected with a record producer putting titties in her face, or maybe because she went viral for putting titties on the internet and producing shit songs that the retard kids like…

And now, a few years later, she’s wearing nipple tattoos, posting them, because she’s trying to be revolutionary, inspiring, inclusive, sex positive, whatever the fuck this is, all while being pretty fucking gross.

Posted in:Brooke Candy

2018

23

Jan

Bella Hadid Basic Instagram Bra Porn of the Day

Rat Faced Bella Hadid, who is rocking out at Paris Fashion Week pretending to be an actual model and not just a girl on instagram with a large following who happens to be skinny enough to use as a model so that the brands in question get more coverage than if they just used a model with no followers….

Reminded us all that girl’s just an instagram model…being used….

And she did it with an INSTAGRAM friendly, behind the scenes, slutty video of her in a bra humping a chair like a stripper….all happy she’s fooled the world into thinking she’s hot..when she’s not…

The good news is…at least she’s not a Jenner, even if she’s pretty much as bad as a jenner…she’s not one…and we appreciate it.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS TRASH CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Naked Man VS Cops in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Off Duty BBW

Weather Woman Wipes Out

Car Split in Half After Crashing into Tree

Excited Philly Eagles Fan Kisses a Pole

Old Man THinks He Can Punch Beart Trap and Pull Out Before it Snaps

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like the most important thing in my life is the fact that I am pretty much unemployed…I can sit at the wall for 5 hours upon waking up…literally thinking about absolutely nothing…and feel no stress…

I get that people with websites want to be billionaires, the whole dot com come shot on the cover of Forbes…but I just have a website to pretend I am doing something….when really I am avoiding doing anything.

I learned at a young age that working is unnatural and that traveling the world is expensive…while being homeless is cold…so I just found myself a desperate woman with a disability check and a pension, whored myself out a little and here I am living rent free…all thanks to being willing to eat what I guess would be the equivalent of out of a trash can / dumpster diving if you will…

But Time…is the greatest commodity…who cares about money or adventure…or producing or being busy…running around like an asshole to make ends meet and support your family…

I’m all about the hermit life…and that is why I am bringing you the morning links….at 12:30…

I slept in because I wanted to sleep in…and I can do that everyday and that is worth more than GOLD…

The 2018 Oscar Nominees….
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Vigil for Burned Out Taco Bell…
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Ryan Reynolds is Remaking CLUE
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Greyhound Spinning in Circles of the Day
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Marky Mark is Still Screwing WOmen Out of Royalties
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Rachel McCord in a Swimsuit..
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The World’s First Underwater
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