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2018

05

Feb

Sarah Hyland and the Bra Top on of the Day

I think my masochistic side likes to watch Sarah Hyland instagram stories because I fucking hate them so much.

Hearing her talk and tell jokes, normally not in a sports bra, or whatever type of top this is, drives me fucking crazy, and not in a masturbatory way, in a “fuck this bitch is annoying” kind of way…yet I watch the shit at least once a week…

I did watch these ones on mute, because it’s monday and I don’t really need weird faced, genetically fucked up creatures, annoying me more than I already am….but her tits looked good, which she’s obviously well aware of, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn this outfit to her show….

I GUESS SHE FINALLY HIT PUBERTY….

My only real issue is girl’s on TV, she’s got money, she’s got fame, she’s got work, she’s hireable, people seemingly like her despite her being deformed….yet she still feels compelled to host a fucking talk show or radio show through her instagram stories…because I guess she’s just a broken child star looking for friends, attention, feedback, anything…it’s what fuels her thanks to having everything else she’d even need…

It’s just too bad she can’t be less annoying to watch….

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2018

05

Feb

Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year

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Alexis Ren is the Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie of the year, thanks to being internet famous…

She’s the softcore romance novel pornographer / porn star/ model, who produced content for older ladies with shitty office jobs, in shitty town, just middle of the road fat, jaded, Walmart shoppers with a dream of being more than just tanned by the fluorescent tube lighting – but rather that they would get to travel the world …but instead were just sitting there doing data entry but taking breaks to check in on instagram or facebook or youtube to see what the other people are doing, you know other people who are young, in long, rich, hot, fit, traveling to luxurious paradise locations these women only dream of going….

It was some aspirational shit, then girl got bold on tits, and got recruited for SI, legitimizing her as more than just a prop some dude used to give masturabtion material to old ladies in their soiled bathtub in their run down house at night…a place they can have the orgasm their fat husband who watches football all day doesn’t give them…the fantasy.

Making moves, thanks to SI trying to stay young and relevant using young and seemingly relevant half naked girls.

RACY PICS….

More Rookie pics of Alexis Bolt On Ren

Some other SI Rookies

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up of the Day

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Here’s some Super Bowl fame whoring, something that girls who want all the attention in the world, but can only get a limited amount of attention in the world, but that limited attention doesn’t turn them off, it doesn’t make them think maybe they have no chance, instead it gives them fuel needed to keep going, that taste of success to keep going, that is what they want, they don’t need money, they just need likes and their tits get them likes…

So they attach themselves to any event, activity, day to day of the day national day, to get some content up around their tits…

Like these pics of Maitland Ward either sweating again, due to obesity, old age, trying to keep up with the posing, covered in bacon grease cuz she like eating bacon that much, or more interestingly, greased up to relive some rich guy’s fantasy of chasing the greased up pig at the county fair like he used to do as a kid, before getting rich enough to buy time with this one…

FASCINATING…..

Abigail Ratchford, a less disgusting fame whore, but still a titty fame whore, produced her own superbowl content

These girls – so creative…Artists really.

Posted in:Abigail Ratchford|Maitland Ward

2018

05

Feb

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Youtube Rich kid with a record deal – because if they are famous on Youtube – they’ll likely be famous in traditional record deals – whether they are good or bad – or their audience is just a bunch of perverts who watch young girls sing on youtube – get this girl paid onto of what she’s making with her YOUTUBE money….and teach her the ways of doing sleazy shoots and going to trendy spots the paid paparazzi are at..

THIS IS HOW A STAR IS BORN.

IT helps that she’s got big young tits….

Here’s some promo shoot that looks like it’s been soaked in piss – for the gold shower on young girls fetishists….TALKING TO YOU R. KELLY.

Here’s some paparazzi pics cuz girl be working it…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Saggy Ass of the Day

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I wonder what fast food chain Ariel Winter’s asshole smells like….

That’s about all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Christina Milian Hard Nipples of the Day

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Christina Milian’s hard mom nipples are really trying hard to be the next Kardashian.

I guess it’s just somehting rich people do, they feel it is necessary to self promote the fuck out of themselves for attention, because they are bored, and I guess think they are hot, or feel that people think they are hot, thanks to all the feedback they get, when really, they are nothing special….and the willingness to show off he tits and hard nipple…which isn’t even that racy, but more racy than the other moms at her kid’s school…and racy for someone pushing 40…and unnecessary considering she’s set for life…

It’s bow down, dip out, sneak out of the limelight, that no one is shining on her, you know everything is either a push/pull sale, either motherfucker pushes it down your throat or you pull it in cuz you want it so bad…and in this girl’s case..it’s all her pushing herself down our throat, cuz no one…LITERALLY no one, not any of the likes on her social media give a fuck about Christina Milian…we only pay attention cuz she’s giving us slutty pics to post…ridiculous.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day

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The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow…

The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb…

We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean.

Posted in:Sports

2018

05

Feb

Tallia Storm in a Bikini of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a nice reminder that if your mom is a publicist with a vision, pervert bloggers from Canada will one day be posting your bikini pics, because paparazzi they hire take them, and I figure support the industry of celebrities manipulating us with staged, contrived, low level marketing tactics, that seem more legit when the paparazzi take the pics, rather than just selfies or instagram photoshoots, which they all do also..

It’s a reminder of how easy it is to troll the world to think you matter…but also a young girl in a bikini…to promote the young girl as a musician…because mom knows the more half naked she goes the more people will notice…

It’s all such bullshit – but girl’s in bathing suits.

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Posted in:SFW|Talia Storm

2018

05

Feb

Models Accuse Mohamed Hadid and Paul Marciano of Sexual Assault of the Day

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Kate Upton put out a post calling out NOTORIOUS creeper – who loves the big tits Paul Marciano, a man who was rumored to have been give GIGI HADID for sexual purposes in exchange for giving her a career….

The founder of GUESS?…just another rich as fuck creeper who surrounds himself with hot young chicks who want to be famous, he even takes some of the pics of them for his campaigns and is constantly recruiting eager LA girls…most of them he knows will never be GUESS? girls, but figures he can get his dick wet in the process….and there are a lot of eager LA Girls who wish they were a GUESS? GIrl…and are willing to do that…until they don’t become Guess? girls and turn on the fucker for taking advantage of their eagerness….

I mean careers are made from GUESS? modeling…people are willing to do a lot to get there…..and I’m sure there are 1000s of girls who have stories about the creeper and his friends…

One of these aspiring Guess? models you’ve never heard of, inspired by Kate Upton, also came out to promote herself and her nude photos…

Her name is Miranda Vee, who you’ve never heard of…because no one has, but who is an LA girl…claiming that Paul Marciano passed her off to notorious sugar baby / model fucker Mohamed Hadid, a woman loving, very rich, asshole, weirdo who even bought his daughter’s success cuz that’s what being rich does…to surround himself with more models….and she says he date raped her…

He denies it, obviously, try proving that one…without the morning after blood tests, but I do know plenty of girls in LA that he’s taken on casual dates…and given money to…because that’s what creepy rich guys do…

I am glad to see people using these disgusting rich dudes to get attention, while bringing down the disgusting rich dudes, because they are the fucking worst.

I am all for the rapists being called out…keep it comin’ girls…

This is what she wrote:

Thank you @kateupton it is time people like @paulmarciano & @mohamedhadid get exposed for who they really are! I met with paul at his @guess headquarters that is actually a apartment where he sexually harassed me & after that passed me on to his friend [Mohamed] who was going to meet me for ‘coffee,’” she captioned the post.

“I thought it was a professional meeting but It was just me, him & champagne where he date raped me in a apartment. All to get a test shoot for guess. LAST year when I [tried] to speak out about it they found out & made me sign a NON-disclosure agreement & I only agreed to sign because paul threatened me & said he would get me disappeared if I ever say anything. #TIMESUP Why should we have to stay quiet because they have the power? #METOO.