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2018

09

Jan

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…who has just released a new song, or is releasing a new song on January 12….

So she’s posted some “Times Up” content on her social media, right before posting this image of her in panties, that I guess she felt was important to show the world…because we all need to see someone’s panties in order to really understand her…

She’s pretty famous despite having never heard of her, I am old and not on the Youtube game…why would I know her or her songs, but she’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…

She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit…a DIY kind of thing….

But the news in this is the black and white panty shot…bring it girl…I won’t listen to your music but I like your marketing of that shit….

“TIMES UP”

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2018

09

Jan

Perrie Edwards in a Thong of the Day

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Perrie Edwards is in some band called Little Minx…

I have never heard of Little Minx or Perrie Edwards.

But I can say with great confidence that I appreciate her social media feed….

Thongs all over the motherfucker.

It must be for female empowerment, like “look at my panties, I’m in a thong, I am strong, I am woman, hear me roar, you will not oppress me”…

The bra burning of this generation woman is butt shots and titty pics…

It’s inspiring.

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2018

09

Jan

Nina Dobrev Fitness Fetish of the Day

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I don’t know who Nina Dobrev is really, at least not from her acting, but I do know that she is Canadian, or was Canadian before moving to the USA to be a big star, I mean she was on TV, that’s a bigger star than most Canadians, allowing her to never come back to our Beaver Tail, Ice Party that I write about on here….

You know and if she does come back, which she probably doesn’t, she can be mean and snobby and act hollywood to anyone who approaches her because THAT is what fame is about…it lets you be too good for people you meet you know to really own that celebrity. Make people know you mean it.

Throwback Massive Cameltoe

She also does a video for some comedy site I forgot existed – where she plays Ivanna Trump or some shit I find terribly offensive, a woman mocking another woman in an era where we are supposed to be united…but I guess girl needs to do anything she can to get noticed…

This is her getting her make-up peeled off.

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2018

09

Jan

Brooke Hogan in a Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Hogan may be clickbait of the past, you know before her dad and mom split up and her brother virtually killed his best friend in some white trash car racing, back when Hulk wasn’t in sex tapes dropping N-Bombs, that later got Gawker shut down and that may have made him over 100 million dollars in lost wages, because in America…anything is possible…

But she’s still a tank, has always been a tank, living the same 90s Flordida trash vibe in her bikini, looking like a stripper who has way too much money to be a stripper, and in a lot of ways this may be now, but it’s a throwback to a simpler time, when the internet was a place of creative freedom, before they tried to trick us all.

She looks pretty strong, and I guess it’d be fun to wrestle, seeing as she knows all the moves.

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2018

09

Jan

Ariel Winter’s Working Out Erotica of the Day

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Under the current climate of the world, I don’t think it’s safe to say that I used to go to the gym to stare at girls in workout clothing, but the reason I am fat is because the majority of the women in the gym I was going to look at, were built like this tank Ariel Winter, who feels compelled to post to her social media, in what I would call some shameless photos over the last year, to prove her break up with whoever was controlling her brand image, to allow her to showcase them tits the way she wanted them showcased, thanks to young girls growing up on porn, they like to give the world weirdo erotica..

Sometimes that shamelessness comes in the form fo a workout video, trying to prove to use that she works out, before eating all the cake….since life is about balance..

I am still convinced she’s doing it to prove something to her agent or the execs on her show – that she is working towards being less fat as you know there’s likely a weight restriction in her contract…

Something that should come out in this current climate of the world, so that other women can get mad that the people behind her show..all men I am sure…don’t want their cast getting fat if the cast want to get paid….HOW DARE THEY want continuity and a standard on their show….let the ugly girl be what she wants to be – YOU PREDATORS…and how dare they have a barely man host the Golden Globes, it should be a woman….

At least she’s trying…

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2018

09

Jan

Maitland Ward Nipples of the Day

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Maitland Ward not being a pornstar back in the 90s when being a pornstar mattered….

Is the question of the week…

The other question is who the fuck is this old bitch with the big old lady tits on instagram showing her tits…

She makes no sense to the common man, but luckily the internet is filled with right perverts in their 40s who still visit blogs and who understand how important Maitland Ward is…which isn’t important at all, I don’t even think she was known when she was on that TV show, but she’s definitely milked that one role she’s had hard….

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2018

09

Jan

Doutzen Kroes In a Thong of the Day

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There was a time when Doutzen Kroes mattered…back when popular DJs were knocking her up….those were the days…but I guess she’s still got the kids with the DJ who thought he was getting a Victoria’s Secret model….

Well the good news is that there is life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two

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2018

09

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Topless of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is a cool girl, doing the cool girl social media thing, like getting topless on a paddleboard in front of her dad’s private island in the bahamas where he shelters money – because she’s rich as fuck and can do that while all the other 18 year olds are working shitty jobs, getting topless on cam sites, or for sugar daddies on some pervert sugar daddy website, because this porno world has made a whole group of exhibitionist sex workers who think they are empowered when really they are just going for easy money…

Lily Rose will never have to be a sex worker, but being hip and fashion means we will see her tits and can pretend she’s a sex worker and I’m into that…and so should you….

The best of the celebrity kids in terms of look, overall vibe,, I’m a fan….even though she’s likely the worst….in certain situations the worst isn’t so bad…like this situation where the worst is a cute young girl topless for her social…

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2018

09

Jan

Sniffing a Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

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WTF is this Asian Cheater

Commute to Work of the Day

Brazil with Guns

Skytrain Girl Shows Boobs

Woman Pulled By Hair to Safety

Granny Driver of the Day

Chopper Landing on Freeway

Man Knocked Out with Plank

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2018

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the Morning Hangover Dump is the only place I really get to JOURNAL or blog, you know I write about these celebrity cunts I don’t care about, because I know a ho is a ho is a ho whether the industry or general public think calling a ho is a ho is a ho is negative and wrong, anyone with a brain will see me as a progressive feminist who believes fully in self starting power women and women who empower themselves to get ahead and be their own bosses, I just don’t like bullshit artists who bander to men and suck up to men and manipulate men, then turn on men because it’s a good story to get themselves TV shows..

So I figure, I should leave you with very important life lessons I have learned, think of this as a Tony Robbins guide to life success, where you can be just like me…

So the first lesson, and it may be the last lesson, but the first lesson is don’t finger a girl who is asleep next to you, especially if she’s your sister. It will end bad.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning for my Hangover Dump…even though I didn’t drink last night for the first time in years…because there was snow, I was lazy, and figured I am not a slave to a substance, I just like it too much, but today no hangover, just extreme withdrawals.

Thanks for caring friend.

No Pants Subway Ride
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Hailey Baldwin Legs
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Times Up Logo Resemeles Saggy Titty for the Dried Up Bitches
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Lena Dunham’s Mooch Has Been Got Rid Of – But is a Failure for not Killing her Off
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The People VS a Feminist Justin Timeberlake
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Two Month Timelaps of a Shipping Container Ship.
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Stock Car chase
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VFX Artist Breaks Down History of Shrinking People in Movies
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Can You Spot a Fake Rolex?
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