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2014

18

Aug

Fat and Extremely Lazy BART Employee and Other Videos of the Day

Shit Quality Drunk Girl on Beach Escaping Cop

I have no hope for this kid…

Disabled Man Vs Bus He’s Trying to Get On

Some Pretty Crazy Road Rage…

Asshole Texter of the Day

Naked for Tigers

Asshole Skateboard Teen beating up Park Ranger in Philly of the Day

Drunk Drivers – I Assume in Canada of the Day

Asshole Puts Firecracker in his Pocket for 20 dollars

Woman Strips After Being Ignored By Her Husband

Jets Fan Punches Girl in the Face

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Aug

Lily Allen’s Nipple Makes Me Want to Throw Up of the Day

I think it is safe to say…some nipples should not be freed. Lock those fuckers up like the criminals that they are, breaking the law and polluting the world with violence and injustice……you know, in the fucking basement or in solitary confinement so that no one sees them, except maybe the gold digger willing to delve into her twat to knock it up, because good life is better than working life…

I think it is also safe to say, she’s doing this on purpose.


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2014

18

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Fun of the Day

I am not a psychologist, and I really don’t even know anything about Michelle Rodriguez, other than I thought she was a lesbian with Cara Delevingne, something that could have just been for publicity, all acting in love and inseparable, until being separated…. what the fuck do I know, I don’t leave my house or know these people…and then she wasn’t a lesbian…because she was on a boat with Zac Effron, who I assume was gay, because he’s gotta be gay…which I guess means they are fucking, because when people are on boats together, especially massive yachts with 20 other people, they are always fucking…

And now she’s just taking in being watched on instagram by doing all kinds of crazy…like riding the baggage carousel at the airport…posting quotes like “I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations”…we call that being broken up after realizing she’s been used…and a little parkour because the one thing I do know about Michelle Rodriguez, one thing for sure, it’s that she’s very ape-like…

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

18

Aug

Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day

I think the highlight of this video is when the white girl wasted, who sounds like a whining valley girl says “She’s So Cute I Love Her, Like OHMIGAWWWWWD, I Can’t Even, I mean I literally Can’t”…where they go on to discuss who she is married to, Cash Warren, a behind the scenes guy no one should be aware exists because it’s useless information unless you are doing business with Alba/using her name to make everyone stupid money…reminding me that young people have no idea what’s up or what’s important.

That said…if baseball pitches are your fetish…love this.

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2014

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The interesting thing about not leaving your house, is how little happens when sitting on your couch, in your own filth.

Apparently, Iggy Azalea and Jessie Andrews were in Montreal, along with a bunch of other babes, and not one of them called me up to hang…I am not relevant. In fact, both of those girls have blocked me on all social media, because I guess they don’t get my jokes…

But if I left my house, it would have been a great opportunity, to figure out a clever way to troll them, whether through egging, or just hiding in their hotel room snapping pics…like they were Erin Andrews…totally in on it…

The good news is that even if they did hit me up to hang, I wouldn’t have done it, because it would go against my life mission of not leaving my house….it’s awful here, but way more awful out there.

That said, Here are some morning links…

10 Dicks on the Local News
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Girls in White Shorts
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Justin Timberlake Called Madonna his Nigga
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National Guard Being Sent to Missouri
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Jessica Alba Panty Flash
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Kendall Jenner’s Damage Control – Tipping 150 on a 550 meal to Make Up for Cunt Behavior
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Jennifer Lawrence is Banging Chris Martin
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Mila Kunis is Really Over the Whole Pregnancy Thing
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Smart Cat Uses Water Cooler
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Britney Spears Lip Syncing
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Britney and a Tennis Racket
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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How Optical Illusions Trick Your Brain
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Some Ed Sheeran Rick Ross Remix
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6 Products Designed for Girls
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Gene Simmons Apologizes for Telling Depressed People to Kill Themselves
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2014

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine fell in love with a girl, so he did the normal thing and followed her home after, only to text me wondering how to seduce her without coming across as weird, so I told him the best way to seduce a girl who doesn’t want to be seduced is to jerk off on her toilet paper and hope she has to pee before your sperm dies…that she will be yours forever….

I am full of good relationship advice…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Doing It…
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It is Bikini Season….
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Male Make-Up Transformation Parody
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Poppy Delevingne Bikini
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Top 10 Brooke Burke
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Bieber and Selena Are Together Again – Because It’s Good for PR
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Michael Brown Robbing a Convenience Store Before Getting Shot
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Alice Eve – Topless GIF
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Krystle Lina is a Slut
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Haley Joel Osment Cleavage
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Jessica Alba’s Lesbian Reunion
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Jessica Alba – Lesbian Kiss
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Stealing Car Tires Pranks
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The Best Jennifer Lawrence GIFs
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Andrew Keegan Started His Out Religion
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Lady Gaga Pisses Off Japan
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Anne Heche Lives
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The Girl from Chasing Amy Lives…
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Statues Taking Selfies….
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The 30 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Celebrating 60 Years of Sports Illustrated
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Los Angeles Dies After Clash With Police.
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Aubrey in One Piece…
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Sofia Vergara in Red
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Sharon Stone and Sofia Veragara Slutty in Some Movie
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Pizza
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Cara Delevingne in a Bikini
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Kendra Wilkinson’s a Top…
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Taylor Swift is My Kind of Lesbian
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Kate Mara’s a Slut….
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This Woman Attempted To Poison Her Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Their Dogs
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Jess Greenberg Covers Metallica….
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25 Most Ball to the Face GIF…
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15 Hilarious Notes Left on Strangers Windshields…
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Banksy Does New York – Documentary
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Mellisa Clarke Tits…
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Jessica Alba HUGE Cleavage
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Zoe Saldana’s Baby Daddy is a Super Fan
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Singer Nadeea Volianova Shows Bush
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Lea Michele Armpit
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Tallulah WIllis – is in Rehab
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10 Dicks on Local News
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Taylor Swift’s Slutty TOnight Show Appearance
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash
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Rockstars Playign Slugs
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Apple CEO Calls Out Dr Dre for Ice Bucket Challenge
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Ali Larter Beach Fail
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Alyssa Arce for YUME
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Woman Filed Lawsuit Against Beyonce
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10 Ridiculous Pick Up Lines…
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The Best Tennis Player
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Sexy Boxer Stacey Poole….
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Bath Time!
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A Couple Nice Girls on Cam
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Rooftop Skinny Dipping
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Rosanna Arquette Naked
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Biggest Boobs EVER
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The Farter Starter
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Crackhead Losing her Shit on the Bus
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Pervert Doctor Demonstrates Surgery With Naked Girl
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The Biggest Labi in the Game
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The Man Who Sets Himself on Fire at the Gas Station
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Tree Fucker at the Rave
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Page 3 Girls
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

15

Aug

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli is defending Israel in a far more peaceful and pleasant way than other people are defending Israel, because she’s doing it in a bikini, and I like bikinis…while I don’t like war, death and destruction, even if I have no faith in humanity and actively encourage natural disaster to watch every scramble to survive…except for Bar Refaeli, because I like looking at her in a bikini, so we can keep her old ass around…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

15

Aug

Best Twerk Video of the Day

This is pretty much the Best Twerk Video of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life…

I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn…

I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”…

I’m in love.

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