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2017

25

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, what’s a fucking DVD? Her fans know….and they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and one to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there a safety, cuz nerds are weird, scared, and like comfort….

I think her beigger legacy is that she’s a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 40, with a college aged daughter who is less hot than her she looks better than most…And here she is in a Selfie of her panties – I assume is from her recent SHAPE MAGAZINE SHOOT… where she looked hot and I probably wrote the same thing about her…

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2017

25

Jan

Emily Sears Dumpy Instagram Escort in Maxim Australia – How’s that Work? – of the Day

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Emily Sears is some old as fuck (32 years old) Australian instagram hooker – who is an actual hooker according to people I know who claim people pay to fuck her and why wouldn’t they…or why wouldn’t she…girl’s got rent that needs to be paid and she’s not booking any real campaigns so use that instagram profile as a backpages profile…backpages when they allowed hookers…because her big ass, her big tits, and her really basic hustle…will generate dudes willing to sign checks…

The only thing interesting about her is her jacked up face…or if you’ve seen her in person..how photoshopped she is…because she looks like a short, dumpy, thick, clown faced monster…who 4 years ago ….looked like she’s was 40…

It’s amazing that she’s scored her US work Visa / Green card considering this is probably the biggest thing she’s accomplished other than finding 1,000,000 perverts from indonesia and India to follow her instagram – to make it seems like she’s relevant..when no one’s ever heard of her..

I avoid all bottom of the barrel who think they are more important than they are….but I had no choice but to post this today – probably because of her quote…

“I appreciate @maxim_aus for introducing me as an intellectual beauty in my cover feature. It is a myth that women can be one thing, and one thing only. Women are multi-faceted, sparkling jewels.”

There’s good “shut the fuck up” quote for you…but more importantly..I figure I should be focusing this site on more intellectuals…multi-faceted jewels…in her case that means she does anal / oral/ vaginal and anything else to get her rent paid. Looks SMART to me…

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2017

25

Jan

Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day

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I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – that seems to have trickled off the last year but nerds are loyal – and that shit must still matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge…

I can only assume this is the babe of the show…and that countless of you creeps love her, jerk off to her, and put her to use…she’s part of what makes your favorite shit great…

Well she’s in obscure market according to TRUMP GQ…it’s a place called MEXCIO…..reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding you she exists…and that Mexico, despite the wall you’re building, still have magazines these actors feel the need to promote themselves in….

She’s in a sports bra….and looks fit…so jerk off to her…that’s why she did this..

LAUREN

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2017

25

Jan

Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day

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This is “art” not amateur porn.

Just a heads up…

LOL….

I know the nudity, the weird fetish positions, the finger in her mouth, the ORGASM face would all lead to “this is pretty fucking sexual for a girl on Instagram trying to be a model and get followers”…because it is pretty fucking sexual for a girl…it’s how they get fucking followers…they’ll just deny it, or pretend it’s more concept than gratuitious because all these people, especially younger people…are fucking retards…

Her name is Greta Aukstuolyte…and I’d like to be her friend….because this is what she does for free, imagine what she’d do for her rent payment…

She’s lithuanian, in Milan, is a “Freelance model” and has 3000 followers…give her a break…you bullies….she’s just being hip and current and tall and skinny and lovely…deal with it..

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    2017

    25

    Jan

    Rita Ora Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

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    What the world doesn’t need more of is facebook status updates about Trump – from both directions – you voted him in – deal with the consequences and go back to what’s important….meaningless quotes, clickbait links, your vacation plans, your dinner plans, your relationship status, your useless stories and opinions on nonsens….your period schedules…and bikini pics….pregnancy scares….pregnancy diary…from morning sickness to your fucking hemorrhoids…to your baby’s birth as he crawls out of your vagina you’re documenting it…to your rape stories, sex stories, divorce stories…it’s never fucking ending….

    It also doesn’t need more selfies of a shameless barely famous twat like Rita Ora…even if she’s in a bikini…even if she’s got tit.

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    2017

    25

    Jan

    Maryna Linchuk Model Legs for a Magazien of the Day

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    I am testing my luck in the Dubai market, you know find me some muslim oil money sheiks or princes who like white girls, and pictures of white girls, and who don’t need hardcore porn to get off…just ankles and a goat or stray dog….

    It seems to work for the countless fake titty escorts on the internet…it better work for me…

    Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..that’s 6 years ago you old cunt – Maryna Linchuk, an Belarusian cunt…who is hot enough for me…and probably for a lot of rich guys she dates, makes babies with, whatever….which is pretty impressive – seeing she’s from Belarus and had to make a little more effort than you lazy american assholes who can’t even get to your shift at Walmart down the street on time….pathetic…but yet you think you’re the strongest nation…what a joke…

    And here are those ankles from angles on an ex VS angels..

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    2017

    25

    Jan

    Heidi Mount – Floral Pussy of the Day

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    I am going to assume that Heidi Mount is some kind of model, I am not going to bother googling her, because I am in a rush to find as many posts as I can of girls I don’t know, that I will call whores, because they are all whores….in efforts to populate this site no one reads and no one advertises on – because they think it’s weird, unclear, porno, offensive, creepy…whatever…

    I will argue the real creeps are the photographers or magazine editors telling some unsuspecting bitch to get naked – but don’t worry no one will see it – just put this flower in your cunt – and call it art….they’ll even crop all of her out in case she wants to be President one day – not that that will make a difference…I have a feeling the next President will be a cam girl or some shit…

    That said, let’s start today, like every other day, only with this Heidi Mount character…..done.

    Posted in:Heidi Mount|SFW

    2017

    25

    Jan

    Catherine McNeil Nipples for Numero – Cuz It’s Fashion of the Day

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    I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick or being as naked as possible in bikini looking fit….and having a good time….Australia…my mistress….

    This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..or even my sperm donor neighbor…but he prefers bathrooms to basements…and modeling at 14 would seem wrong to parents not exploiting kids…and it would probably explain why she’s a lesbian…she’s a lesbian by the way…or at least was last time I checked…which was long ago….and I mean why would you know that, you don’t even know who Catherine McNeil is an you’re looking at her…but the reason it explains why she’s a lesbian is because I believe all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…because strippers come in a lot of different forms…fashion model is just one of them….but then again her lesbian lover was a famous Australian and it could have been a Ellen Degeneres Anne Heche situation…..remember Anne Heche…all the rage while lesbian…forgotten when she went back to cock….

    She’s in a magazine, tits out, it’s trendy, she’s old, and fucks chicks, and this is fashion not porn, so don’t sexualize it pervert..

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    2017

    25

    Jan

    Man Steals Sex Doll from Vending Machine and Other Videos of the Day

    Dude Gets Naked in a Store…and Gets Chased Out

    School Bus Beating Caught on Camera

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    Woman Vandalizes the Mosque

    Maryland Bar Fight

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    2017

    25

    Jan

    Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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    That said, girls get mad at me because I call all girls fat – even skinny girls…but I always say – you should see the girl I SEXT she’s like legit a MONSTER….but she sticks things in her ass, does what she’s told, and from the right angle, a close up anus shot, it’s enough to keep me coming back..in a take what I can get kind of way….

    It’s just different than all these social media people we are raped by against our will every fucking day….they are all the same, edited the same, face filters the same…give me a monster over them any day…I figure it’s better to go for the monsters than to develop other weird fetishes…like illegal or violent things…because MONSTERS are people too…

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    2017

    24

    Jan

    stepLINKS of the Day

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    Some dude called me and threatened me…he called me and said he would find me and kill me….

    This is what I wrote back:

    You know it turns me on when you threaten me daddy. Tell me you’re gonna come over again…it’ll make me cum so hard. tell me you’re gonna lock me on the basement and rape my mouth like you were my dad….you’re so hot right now…you know I want your twink ass especially when you’re such a tough little man…I can’t wait to give you AIDS. This is fucking romance. It is real and it is pure. Make babies in me. Make fucking babies in me

    I find great joy in this…it’s like motherfuckers can threaten me with death threats all they want…but the gay rapist always wins…

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    2017

    24

    Jan

    Bella Thone Naked Hugging her Knees in a Rape Stance of the Day

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    Here’s some classic Bella Thorne…seducing on social media…in everyone’s favorite classic rape pose…you know the hug her knees naked like she’s either done something wrong….or been violated…usually this happens in the bottom of the shower while crying…but in Bella’s case it happens on social media for likes…and the rape is more of a concept, a vague concept…that involves her being violated by the creeps who stare on and her family….who sold her off…and not by some creepy sexual predator who eats children…except maybe that pervert producer at Disney…or some shit…

    I’ve been watching her snaps, I don’t know how to download them, but from wresting with fish nets to getting tattoos, to eating chocolate…she’s a fetish….and I understand why websties like this are dead…

    Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

    2017

    24

    Jan

    Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day

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    This is some where’s Waldo shit, but with a little more who’s this Bryanna bitch?…..because Bryanna Holly is a fucking nobody. She’s less than zero, she barely exists, but she was lucky enough to get on instagram early on, so she’s the girl you follow – and don’t know why you follow her…she just had hot pics early on, made the popular page and dated the Jenner who isn’t a little troll pig, who didn’t cut his dick off to become a woman, but who was on The Hills…

    She’s blocked me on social media because she doesn’t like me, despite how romantic I am with her…and I don’t really need her to unblock me, I’ve forgotten she existed, because she never quite was…if you know what I mean…but she’ll bust out her fake tits as she pushes 30….you know to remind you she exists…

    It’s safe to assume she fucks rich LA people, even if she’s a rich LA person, as she could very well be from a family of rich people…since no one knows who she is….she’s just sort of there…but barely sort of there…no one’s ever bothered investigating..

    That’s not to say she’s not hot, worth looking at, or whatever, there are 10,000s of girls who are s hot doing the same shit…it’s just to say that she’s still trying and despite her attempts….is still fucking irrelevant…

    Posted in:Bryanna Holly

    2017

    24

    Jan

    Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

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    At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

    Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

    So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

    This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

    Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

    2017

    24

    Jan

    Bella Hadid for Vogue Paris of the Day

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    Bella Hadid is so fucking boring and she’s got this half dead, probably medicated, because all rich people are fucking weird, especially when they have model fucking, sugar daddy, dads like hers….

    The fact that she’s a model is silly, ridiculous even. She’s not all that hot and I don’t think being an interesting ethnic ambiguous model with a more popular sister is enough reason to book jobs or book Vogue..

    But apparently, you can buy your career that is hardly a career, bitch stands in front of a camera and makes “serious faces”…it’s more of a joke that she gets paid by brands for this shit..

    But I guess being from a superficial, trashy, tacky, but rich family makes her realize the only thing that matters is establishing a modeling career…an audience….it makes all these narcissists that are her disgusting parents feel good about their genetics…despite all the face injections she has…

    So instead of putting her through school…because instagram followers…matter…and when you’re already rich, just do nothing instead of something…who needs an education or to contribute to society…just perpetuate the vapid mindset of everyone and cash the fuck in….

    It’s only amazing, because she’s really not that hot..but nothing seems to make sense in this world of clickbait…and this is just the human version of that…

    SO IN MORE INTERESTING SHAMELESS OUTFIT CHOICES…she’s in France for Fashion week and I guess this is one of her parties she attended in a see through dress to make some noise…and the party photographer captured just how fuck injected her face actually is…but with tits out to make WEEKNDS jealous…who cares about how overrated she may be..

    Young girls – titties everywhere…it’s a good movement…

    Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW