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2014

17

Oct

Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day..

The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2014

17

Oct

Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

Posted in:Mara Teigen

2014

17

Oct

Missy Rayder Tits for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now…..

She is the younger sister of Franke Rayder, who was an SI model…in like 1992.

I used to be friends with their other sister, who wasn’t a model, but she developed a drug addiction and disappeared…or something equally typical…the sister I was friends with never sent me nudes…or maybe she did…I don’t remember but I do know that all I see when I look at these pics is the countless dudes in 90s bands who have probably cum all over these tits…you know when she was a young it girl…I’m thinking at least

Posted in:Missy Rayder

2014

17

Oct

Giedre Dukauskaite for H&M Lingerie of the Day

I used to know a Lithuanian plumber, we’d drink together.

He used to tell me that the girls back in Lithuania were incredible and he didn’t understand how he ended up marrying the fattest, hairiest of the bunch. One of those “I’m a fucking loser because everyday I go back to the motherland I am a fucking hero to babes all because of my Canadian Passport, but here I am stuck with this pile of shit”…something I can relate to….but he’d buy these young girls, sometimes for 20 dollars a night anyway…just to taste what he could have had, because apparently, for 20 dollars Lituanians will let you taste anything…something good to know before you build a prison for yourself..

That said this Giedre Dukauskaite, whatever the fuck kind of name is that, is one who got away, you know the Eastern European who models instead of being human trafficked because she was lucky enough to be tall…and now she’s probably living in NYC, booking 30k-100k campaigns, and looking’ hot doing it…

Even when catalog bikini and lingerie pics are boring as fuck.

So Giedre Dukauskaite, and her stupid name she should have stage named…is amazing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Giedre Dukauskaite

2014

17

Oct

Arianny Celeste for Gregorio Photo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same.

She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match…

These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2014

17

Oct

Man Gets Hard On at Worst Time and Other Videos of the Day

Fight Between Teacher a Student

Cop Shoots and Killed Hammer Weilding Hobo in Montreal

Man Sleeping on Bus…

Dogs Caught Humping…

Van Slams Little Girl…

The Backflip Kid…

Kiss of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

For every 20 or so failed tinder romances – like this:

Is a girl willing to get naked, spread her vagina, and even insert random household objects in her for me, just becausee I ask..

No man should have this much power. I’d like to thank the internet, the access and exposure to porn, and my romantic ways for this amazing opportunity to make masturbation so interactive…

Here ware some morning links…good morning…

13 Weird as Fuck Gravestones
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How Fast Food Burgers Age
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The Butt Plug of Christmas in Paris – Probably Provided by Kim Kardashian
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This is How Joan Rivers Dies…
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Charlie Sheen is Single…but There Will Always Be Hookers…and More Hookers…
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Cynthia Escobar is Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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I want Genevieve Morton in My Mouth
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Jude Law is Going to be a Father for the Fifth Time – He’s like a Black Guy
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How To Charge Your Phone with a 9 Volt Battery
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War Machine Tried to Kill Himself in Jail
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Your Brain on MDMA
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Signs that Don’t Understand Quotations
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The Otter Who Only Eats Sushi
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Selena Gomez Hates Old People!
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Bitches Trying to be the Next Princess
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People WHo are “SOOOOO LATE but still Tweeting
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Looks like tonight is going to be another night of my trying to ignore my wife’s heavy breathing, hoping it actually stops, literally…while being romantic with girls on TINDER – because the internet proves there is no need to leave your house…ever…the sex is there…not in actual real life…and the booze is cheaper…

While I do that…here are some stepLINKS

Skin or Leggigns
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People Who Fear ABOLA
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Sideboob…
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Erykah Badu Singing in Times Square
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Kylie Jenner’s Hot Selfie…
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Car Safety Tip of the Day
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Nicole McDee is the Slut of the Day
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Lionel Richie Could be Khloe Kardashian’s Dad
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Selena Gomez in White…
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People Who Ressemble Things…
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Selena Gomez Walks Around Her House Naked
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A Miley Cyrus Under Cunt
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Dude Arrested for Throwing Sex Toys at a Minor
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People Haunted By their FB Updates
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Crazy Hos
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The Best Cosplay Costumes from Comicon
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Ferne McCann See Through
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Chris Noth Thought Sex and the City’s Carrie was a Whore – a really Ugly Overpriced – Whore
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Girls in Shorts…
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17 Greatest Game Show Fails….
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Halle Berry
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Shailene Woodley at Some Event
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Floor Gives Out at the North Face Store – Shoppers are Forced to Climb a Wall…
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Trying to Look Up Pixie Lott’s Skirt of the Day
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Iggy Azalea is Disgusting
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Thai Dancer of the Day
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Crazy Venezuelan Prices…
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Britney Looks Normal
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Carmen Electra at Some Event
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Nicole Scherzinger Drops Cleavage…
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Miley Cyrus Topless
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Abby Cubey Bikini Hotness…
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Life is Better When You are Asleep
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Old School Hotness!
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Jessie James Decker Legs
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9 Moves to Get the Girl
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Hottest Mugshots Ever…
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Courtney Stodden is Ridiculous
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Skiing Down a Volcano
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Jennifer Tilly and an Umbrella
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Denise Van Outen Legs…
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This Dirty Dancing – Patrick Swayze Kid is a Joker
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Anastasia Ashley Fit Body
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Man Arrested for Striking Woman with a Burrito
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Tulisa Contostavlos Tits…
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22 Sneaky Animals Stealing…
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Emma Stone Slutty…
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A Bunch of Redheads for Thursday
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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have a Soul….
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Shitty Gifts From Loved Ones
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Kelly Brook Fat Chick Clothes
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Snoop Steps Up his Iggy Hate
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Jason Biggs Pees on Chelsea Handler
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Squirt of the Day
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Apparently This is Megan Fox Snapchat Fucking
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Asshole Tries Jumping Over a Car
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Lauren Cohan Walking Dead Star Models Underwear
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Maniac Stalking..
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Lucy Pinder and Emma Glover Topless
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Big Clit Clarissa is Terrifying….
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Crazy Fucking Hips
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Prolapse of the Day
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Skin or Leggings?
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The Girl Who Signs EDM to her Deaf Friend
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Butt Darts
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The Man with a Moth in His Ear
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Penelope Cruz – Hot Ass!
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Oct

Jason Biggs Peeing on Chelsea Handler’s Face of the Day

I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place…

This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break…

Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|Jason Biggs