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2014

09

Jul

Rihanna in Some Lingerie in Public of the Day


Rihanna doesn’t even bother getting dressed anymore…she just puts on her silk housecoat like some medicated Valium wife in the 60s and hits whatever restaurant she’s at, because why the fuck bother wearing clothes, she’s already sold her soul and her privacy for a lot of fucking money, might as well make the world feel like some kind of intimate hang out in her bed…which brings up an important point, not enough girls wear lingerie you’re grandmother would wear for your grandfather, or in my case, for American white men paying for sex, out in public…more importantly, where’s her nipples, this is so unlike Rihanna…

CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

09

Jul

The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue…

For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like..

Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome

This issue features:

Magdalena Frackowiak






Emily Didonato





Sara Sampaio




Lais Riberio





Isabeli Fontana



Karmen Peradu





AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|Isabeli Fontana|Karmen Peradu|Lais Riberio|LUI|Magdalena Frackowiak|Sara Sampaio

2014

09

Jul

Sad Brazil Fan and Other Videos of the Day

Shoplifters Beating Up the Store Employees Who Caught Them

Whale Capsizes Whale Watching Boat

Russian Intersection Accident Leads to Gun Fight Road Rage

Scooter Driver of the Day

Robber of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with putting an ad on Craigslist saying that you are willing to give your sperm to any desperate girls who are dying to have babies but can’t find a man…like they were Jennifer Aniston, you know doing a good deed with your criminal act of masturbation – is all the dudes who reach out pretending to be girls desperate to have babies…who just want you to mail them your sperm…to do god know’s what with…I didn’t get that far into the conversation…

The internet is weird and so am I…


Brazil Fan Reactions
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Weird Video of the Day
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Girls in a Bikini
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George RR Martin’s Got a Message to You Game of Thrones Fools
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Kim Kardashian Making Sucking Dick Faces
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Pam Anderson another Divorce…
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FIND COUGARS AND FUCK COUGARS!!
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Some Chick Named Michelle Hayden in a Bikini
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The Chick Who Flashed the Cops her Vag..
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – ALL ON CAM
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Ana Braga’s Got Nipples…On the Beach…
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Stacy Dash Hates Kanye
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Courtney Love Joins Sons of Anarchy as the Truck Stop Hooker
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Videos
and Other Videos of the Day

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Celebrating Their Loss Off the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio put on some appropriate shorts to celebrate Brazil’s loss in a conversation that everyone seemed to be annoying me with yesterday…from Nazi jokes, to Nazi Jokes, to Brazilian ass jokes…to all kinds of other emotions that polluted my internet experience, because some asshole decided to turn the internet into some shitty cocktail party you can’t escape, when it used to be a place you used to just go to jerk off at…

I don’t know if I like this because I like broken women, sad they lost…or if I like model asses in shorts, but I guess it doesn’t matter…except maybe to every fucking BRazilian in the world collectively still crying..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to leave the house for the first time in a while. I figure it’s summer and everyone gets excited about the shit, maybe I should jack up my vitamin D, but realized that I just want to jack off…to all the girls in shorts with their asses hanging out of them…a trend that has transgressed Coachella and penetrated the general public….girls of all ages…I’m talking 40 and under…showing ass cheek…it’s crazy and I can’t imagine that being good for the general population…or the masturbation rate…and by masturbation rate – I mean rape…but people get mad when you talk about rape and I’m just accommodating, as I do.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Hottest Jennifer Lawrence GIFS
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Middle Age Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro….
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Tom Hanks Dancing to THIS IS HOW WE DO IT – at Scooter Braun’s Wedding
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Elisabetta Canalis TOpless Sunbathing
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Alex GERRARD IS A WAG GRABBING AT HER BIKINI
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Beyonce’s Dad Knocked Up 18th Woman
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Hilary Duff’s Scientologist Ass in Spandex
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Michaela Schaffer is a Great Fake TItty Clown
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Leaked Star Wars Footage
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16 Famous Virgins
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Taylor Swift has a Hot Midriff
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Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob
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Tess Daly Panty Flash
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Expensive Car Crash
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Kim Kadashian Side Boob
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20 Celebs Who Gave Birth at Home
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Roomate Shaming is Awesome
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Paul Walker’s 15 Year Old Daughter in a Bikini
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Cameron Diaz Shows Off Her Vagina – Kind of…
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Nicole Scherzinger Big Cleavage.
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Miranda Kerr in Public
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Katy Perry’s New Perfume Ad is Intense
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Psycho Doesn’t Fear Heights
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The Best Bangs in History
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Brazil Fans Reacting to their Loss is Hilarious
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Pam Anderson’s Boobs Have Seen Better Days
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Sofia Vergara has a New Boyfriend
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Rihanna’s See Through Titties
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Mila Kunis Says She’s Mrrying Her Movie Star Crush
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Fat Chick Stuck in Balls
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Hot Pics of Cobie Smulders
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A Bunch of GIFS
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The Biggest Music Fails of 2014
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Jennifer Lawrence, Hanging Naked Boob
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Peyton List is Grown Up and Posing
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Instant Regret GIFs
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Body Builder’s Arm Explodes
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41 Patriotic Pets
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Interesting Sounds from a Vagina
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Creamy…
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Amateur of the Day
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Topless jet Skiing
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Blonde Camsterbation
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Hot Body of the Day
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Fat Chick Kills the Zip Line
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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Naked Chicks Covered in Paint
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Jul

ESPN Body Issue of the Day

Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, than vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….

I don’t watch sports, but I will look at athletes naked, and they do impress me, even if it isn’t my typical description of vision of beauty or erotic…They are muscular, ripped, often times a little scary…but they work hard to make their bodies machines..

I know that dudes hate on these girls and call them manly, because they are big, bulky and intimidating….but I like to think there’s nothing wrong with that…and more importantly, someone out there is jerking off to it, even if it’s not me.

The surfer, is the hottest one. The rest of the pics kind of boring and are seriously lacking labia…

The People included in this issue are:

AJ Evans, Angel McCoughtry, Amy Purdy, Coco Ho, Danyelle Wolf, Hillary Knight, Jamie Anderson, LynZ Pastrana, Megan Rapinoe, Venus Williams

VIA ESPN

Posted in:ESPN

2014

08

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Bra Top of the Day

I don’t know why I got into calling Nicole Scherzinger a Tranny…but it’s one of those things that happened years ago and has been engrained into my brain, that anytime I think about the Pussycat Dolls, which is never, or when pics of her come to me, which is once in a while, if she’s got some shit to promote, I automatically thing testicles….like shit was just one big stripper cast show, headed by a drag queen…but the reality is…at least based on these pics, that she’s got a hot body, and tits, that make her good enough for me…balls or not…I’m down.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2014

08

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the best picture that has ever starred Jennifer Lawrence. She really showcases pretty much all her dumpy body has going for her…

I mean at least according to me, according to the industry, her agent, her fans and family and even directors she’s worked with, they’d say she has a lot going for her, with yearly oscar wins and a quirky public image…

But what they seem to forget is that it’s all about the tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence