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2014

14

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Party of the DAy

Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you…

I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of…

But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….

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2014

14

Jul

Emily DiDonato V Magazine Cover Nipple of the Day

Emily DiDonato may still stink of Jake Gylenhaal semen, because it is a smell that follows the groupies who fuck him everywhere they go for the rest of their fucking lives…even though based on personal experience…of having an “altercation” with him, that should have ended with me punching him in the fucking throat, but instead ended with me laughing at him as bouncers pulled me away, as his 5 foot 6 frame wailed his arms around like he was some kind of professionally trained poofter tap dancer, because really he probably is, and there’s nothing wrong with that, and dance doesn’t make you gay, it’s just when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, everything you do is gay…even Emily DiDonato…a model showing her tit on the cover of V…looking’ good…since I don’t have to be in the same room as her cooties…and if I was…I’d totally look past the whole Gyllenhaal slip up and let her sit on my face…you know by telling myself that he never fucked her vagina…he’s more of her fucking him with a large object kind of lover…

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2014

14

Jul

Emmy Rossum Picture of the Day

A day is not a day without seeing a relatively insignificant Emmy Rossum bending over in a pair of shorts, showing the world her favorite position in casting couch situations, at least before she was a big cable nudity star on Shameless, back when she was looking for her big cable hit like Shameless, because she was tired of all the struggle, more importantly, she probably didn’t think her vagina could handle anymore castings…withough falling the fuck out..but that’s hearsay, I mean for all I know, Emmy Rossum could be a lesbian, or virgin, or Christian…she just plays a naked girl on TV for the money…because getting naked for money isn’t being a hooker or pornstar if there’s no penetration and it comes with a good excuse to pretend you’re an artist, even though everyone knows acting is a huge fucking scam.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jul

Charlotte Foubert for Olivier Desarte of the Day

I don’t know who Charlotte Foubert is. I assume she’s a model, but nothing next level or “super model”…but that may change, we all need to start somewhere and what better place that with your ass in a fashion booty shot by a great photographer named OLIVIE DESARTE

It would be nice if all entry level jobs, even starting out as McDonald’s cashier, started with ass pics…

The world would be a far less violent, war-filled, angry place, because even the fattest of asses deserve to moon every once in a while, and I am willing to be an active member of the audience.

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2014

14

Jul

Shanina Shaik Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

SHANINA SHAIK is some half Pakistani model from Australia, who is a relatively big enough name in America. I think she was dating that guy Tyson Beckford, not that her being slammed by big black male models is an amazing thing, or even an accomplishment, she’s probably better known for working for Victoria’s Secret…

The interesting thing about her – is that she got famous in Australia for being on some stupid show called “Make Me a Supermodel”…that I guess worked out for her, because she met her boyfriend, who made her a Super Model….

But that apparently she doesn’t like talking about, because it’s some reality show, low level desperation, that people like to think never happened, or isn’t the reason they are rich and famous, because it’s a cheap way to get rich and famous…one of those “let’s pretend it was all me and that’s why I am here” situations…not “I’m the Snooki of Australia”…no one wants to be the Snooki of anything…not even Snooki…

Here she is showing some nipple…

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2014

14

Jul

Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day

The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world…

Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses….

That’s why you should all recycle….

#SAVETHEPLANET.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jul

In Bed with Cara Delevingne for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez…

But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence…

It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money…

But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

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2014

14

Jul

Makeout Photographer of the Day

His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects..

Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of.

I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do….

I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.

Photography
Makeout Photographer of the Day

His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects..

Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of.

I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do….

I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.

Posted in:Photography

2014

14

Jul

Josephine Skriver Topless for Allure Russia of the Day

Danish model JOSEPHINE SKRIVER , daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instill the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, leading to a babe dialled into “artistic” nudity…

I mean she’s definitely hot enough to be a stripper, escort or even a pornstar, but her gay parents and their gay lovers, showed her that the real way to make money off her nudity is Fashion…because fashion is respectable…and if she shoots spread eagle vagina shots for Vogue, it is making a statement on the condition of a woman’s role in society, but when a girl does the same post for “Teen Gangbang Sluts From the Projects”….it’s making a statement of “damn that bitch need money for drugs and illegit babies”…

Both fun to look at, one a little bit of a better life strategy…that I guess she learned from having two active parents that actually wanted kids, because in their world, accidents from sex usually lead to hospital visits not abortion clinics…

ALl this to say, gay parents are better parents than single mothers in the projects/on welfare/etc.…and here are the pics to prove it.

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