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2014

17

Nov

Holland Roden in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Holland Roden is from some TV show called TEEN WOLF…I’ve never heard of her, because I don’t watch MTV or really any TV, I find it dumb, but what I don’t find dumb is that she’s spreading her legs for some photoshoot – because every girl, even when well paid and on TV, is into playing half naked fashion model…because I guess fashion models are the stamp of approval short girls seek…otherwise why the fuck would everyone and their mother be playing fashion model every fucking day on instagram…not that I’m complaining, because I know one thing and that one thing is that fashion models show tits, and showing tits is better than some MTV Show you’d have to sit through to not see anything nearly as good as this…

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2014

17

Nov

Solange Knowles’ Nipples at her Wedding of the Day


Solange Knowles got married and took the time to flash the guests her nipples, because that’s what a classy single mom who has spent her entire life in her sister’s shadow does to get noticed….and she was only noticed because Beyonce was probably attending the event…where single mom turned wife to a 51 year old music video director, because 51 year olds don’t care if a girl they are dating had kids, since girls their own age are fucking gross…

That said…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Nov

Hilary Duff for Health Magazine of the Day

Hilary Duff booked Health magazine, because I guess in her single mom scientologist billionaire celebrity from the past – she has found health and is a poster girl for health…now that she’s lost her baby weight and is built like a muscular tank…

I assume this is her doing some groundwork for her own brand of fitness products, like she was Jessica Alba, who personally is going to make over 300,000,000 dollars from her organic baby company…and she’s Jessica Alba, probably not quite as famous as Hilary Duff, meaning if Hilary Duff gets on it, she could make another billion…

Or maybe she’s just doing this for ego. Who knows. Here are the pics.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

17

Nov

Bella Thorne VS Bar Refaeli Bikinis for Instagram of the Day


Bella Thorne vs Bar Refaeli bikini on social media contest of the day…

It’s like what do you like better, a 16 year old who has probably had more sex than you because thanks to internet porn, she was raised on the shit from a young age and it aint a thing…especially when raised by stage parents to finance the family.

Or do you want a washed up, old, barely famous model who once had an A-List celebrity boyfriend, who now just hangs on with random campaigns, her own underwear line, and social media shoots…

I figure new vs old, or not, they are both winners, because they are using social media right.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Bella Thorne

2014

17

Nov

Japanese Bikini Video of the Day

This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Nov

Naked in the Desert Footwear Campaign of the Day

This is a shoot by photographer KATE BELLM , who shot a footwear campaign in the desert with a model who got naked, which as far as I’m concerned is the only way any ad campaign should be shot – because clothes just get in the way of promoting products…and let’s just hope mainstream brands take this lead and make all campaigns on TV, billboard, and even radio like this – because I am all about naked…even when I am not really about commerce selling garbage people don’t need…because naked is good…even when it is for corporate evil…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

17

Nov

Do They Know It’s Christmas When They have Ebola of the Day

This song made 2,000,000 dollars in 5 minutes after the video was featured on the X-Factor, where they basically called out to the world saying that we could all end up with Ebola, all it takes is a flight from Africa with the wrong questionable girl with a fever…

I figure Bob Geldoff could have done a little more by writing a new version of the song, since they’ve already done this one years ago…and I didn’t really need to hear One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Rita Ora, and other British people singing it, but maybe he was too busy mourning the death of his daughter…

It’s pretty awful, but the dead girl in her bra, contrasts nicely with celebs walking out of LIMOS…

All this to say, Ebola is bad, but this song may make you wish you had ebola, so that your ears filled up with blood as you’re slowly melting from the inside…due to disease…

That said, if you think Bob Geldoff and Bono can cure Ebola…download it….I can’t say it is for a good cause…since I don’t trust charities, and I kinda feel the world needs a natural disaster or epidemic to reset us and our overpopulated, self involved, disgusting ways…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Nov

Kylie Minogue in Lingerie of the Day

The other day, I posted this video of Kylie Minogue behind the scenes of some underwear campaign…

I was fascinated by it because Kylie Minogue has been relevant since the late 80s. That is almost 30 something years of relevance…which seems scientifically impossible since at 25 a girl is officially washed up, and pre 18 you’re just a fucking pervert, meaning the actual career or window of masturbation opportunity for a girl is 10 years at best…making Kylie a freak of fucking nature….maybe her “cancer” treatments were more genetically modification making her some kind of robot….alien…or 50 year old I want to fuck…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

17

Nov

Rayne Ivanushka’s Boobs on a Boat of the Day

Her name is RAYNE IVANUSHKA and she’s amazing….I don’t know if she’s an actual model, an aspiring model, an instagram model, or a girl who is just into being fun enough to get naked or topless for her photographer friends who are looking for girls to take pictures of, like BENJAMIN SKINAS , the guy who shot this…

I just know that whatever she’s doing, it makes me want to go sailing…by using her vagina as a sail and my mouth as the boat…

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