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2016

08

Apr

Model Kandy Showing her Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Her name is Kandy, which is probably a stripper you once paid extra money to get a happy ending from in some small town at least once in your life…because Kandy is the most generic of stripper names…it is up there with Jenna, or Crystal, or Brooklyn, or Tiffany, or AMber, or whatever….only this stripper is not the traditional pole dancing stripper…she’s the kind that does it in fake magazines…pulling out her tits that aren’t all that impressive not because they are small, but because they are boring, all this shit is all the same, interchangeable, repetitive, just this whole hipster fashion weirdness, that I am just glad is tall and skinny like models are supposed to be…and they’re still tits..

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2016

08

Apr

Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date!

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2016

08

Apr

Bottomless Woman Gets a Beatdown for being a Harlot and Other Videos of the Day

Crackhead Dick Suck

Turkish Building Collapse

Horse Falls into a Well

Lucky Guy

Weird Truck Driving…

Woman with AX Gets Shot

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2016

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s not my birthday anymore….

But that doesn’t mean I can’t eat cake….Or guilt bars to give me free drinks pretending it is my birthday…Or have my friend tell every girl in the bar it’s my birthday only for them to give me hugs…that allow me to stick my tongue in their mouth – confusing them as to whether it is mouth rape….only to go along with it because people are genuinely nice and don’t like to be mean on my birthday – that is now over, but never over, if you’re a con man hustler, which I would be, if I left my house….and really cared more about fun than just getting drunk..

Here are morning links…in the morning….it’s morning..

Today in Side Boob
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German Suplex your Friends in Swimming Pools Gayness
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TSA SPent 1.4 Million on an App a Guy Made in 10 Minutes
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James Franco’s Lesbian Twilight Shit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Top in Peru
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Kim K – Tries to Get Into Politics
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BlACK CHICK IN A DRESS OF THE DAY
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Girls Review of Eating Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Wants Babies
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Mirror Selfies!
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Playing With Fire
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2016

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s my birthday – do your own damn stepLINKS…

That said, all the kind words for my birthday has been pretty amazing, since I make a point of not wishing anyone a happy birthday – seeing as I’m an asshole…who don’t care…

All I ask for is world peace and to find a way to love my pug more than I already….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tight Yoga Pants…
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Selena Gomez New Face
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Flight Attendent of the Day
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Ariel Winter Bikini WHore
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Reading Inappropriate Books on the Subway
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Scarjo in a Magazine
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Giant Flamethrower in Slow Motion
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Anne Hathaway Made Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tits…
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Underwear Model of the Day
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Rita Ora Big Boobs
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Charlie Sheen Being Investigated!
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French Slut in a bikini
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Grandpa TITS!
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Model Responds to People Who Call her Fat
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Almost a Lily ALdridge Upskirt
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Anna Kendric is So Boring
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Charlize THeron in a Movie
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Flashing Tits in the Car
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Volleyball Win with Face
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Mechanical Bull Erotica
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Wet Vagina!
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Camille Rowe for playboy
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Naked Blonde Chick
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence in Harper’s Bazaar of my Birthday Of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence bores me…even when she tries to be interesting, dramatic, or edgy…wearing a blazer with no undershirt like some kind of harlot..cocktease…who is really just some awkward weirdo who happens to have good tits, we’ve all seen the tits, she had leaked pics and dude got arrested for leaking the pics, making her tits some kind of bank heist caliber tit, seeing as she’s the biggest, highest paid star….

But I just don’t get it…I don’t think there’s anything special about her, I don’t believe acting requires real talent and I don’t think her acting is anything revolutionary…but then again, I always watch movies with contempt knowing these overpaid assholes are just fucking lying to me, and for the most part, it’s really the writer who deserves all the credit, since these twats are all interchangeable…they just don’t think that, it gets in the way of their hollywood egos…

I guess what I’m saying is keep trying magazines, and film producers, Jennifer Lawrence peaked with the nudes, and play the victim card like a Kardashian, those nudes are all she should be known for and as responsible casting directors…punished for…

What happened to a bitch getting fired for being sleazy and inappropriate…where are the morality clauses…we know it was a cheap PR stunt…but why does she get off, while we get off for it…and continue to work….why can’t they Hulk Hogan her and ban her from the WWF that is her acting career…because I’ve had enough of her…and I’m ready for fresh new pussy…and seeing as it is my birthday…I should get what I want.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine…

I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked.

Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE .

I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits…

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2016

07

Apr

EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day

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The reason I know it is my Birthday is not because I have a calendar, or all the facebook love I am getting…it’s these pics of Eve’s tit falling out because I never get what I want…and this is something I never wanted…

I would never say this is some National Geographic tit, because that would be racist, or that it is cultural appropriation because she’s dyed her hair like a WHITE PERSON….but I will say the first set of tits I ever saw were black tits in National Geographic as a kid…and I’ve always wanted to feed off a pair…just not this pair….

CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Apr

Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

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If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years…

Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”….

I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch…

I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious…

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2016

07

Apr

Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day

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Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like…

I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35…

I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this..

Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel….

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2016

07

Apr

Hannah Davis for Some Magazine for My Birthday of the Day

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Derek Jeter wife in training…Hannah Davis is pretty hot…but her vagina may tell a different story….thanks to being Derek Jeter the guy who has had sex with everyone, real random hookers like Vida Guerra…Bridget hall…to Cameron Diaz, Paris Hiltons, and a bunch of other herpes…Athletes…with all their money…and fitness just love that pussy…

What better way to get pussy as an Athlete than through Sports Illustrated and what better way to feel legitimate as a model than by fucking an Athlete…with lots of money…who will help her maintain her lifestyle that her rich dad gave her…because like the Hadids…Hannah Davis is a rich kid….a rich kid in Health Magazine, because this is the life of an Athlete wife…

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2016

07

Apr

Maia Mitchell Panty Flash for My Birthday of the Day

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22 year old Australian Maia Mitchell, who apparently an actress who has been in the industry since 2005 when she was 12, leading to a whole bag of issues that come with pushing your kid into working at a young age, motivating them by spoiling them and telling them they are the best, only to realize that they aren’t…makes for crazy…

That said, she’s outside a bar, flashing her panties, because she’s a big star on ABC Family you’ve never head of and all I know is that as an Australian, I’d expect her to be playing ping pong with her dick…or something equally outrageous, since Australians are so much fun…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Apr

Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has…

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2016

07

Apr

Fat Magazine Fashion Tits for my Birthday of the Day

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There is so much content being produced online that I don’t know when a magazine is a legitimate magazine, or if it is just an instagram account, or if it is just some rich guys who have too much money who want a magazine to meet bitches, it is all so saturated that it all sort of blends into each other…

I can’t tell if the models are real, or maybe now that everyone is a model, we’re all models, and real is anyone in the pictures…

I don’t know if it is art, or social commentary, or just a copy of something someone else is doing…

I just know that any reason for tits, whether with these models: Heather Kemetsky, Zlata Semenko, Janiece Dilone, Iana Godina, Marland Backus, Sabina Lobova, Mae Bird, Othilia Simon, Sahara….Whoever the fuck that is…

Is good enough for me…and I guess for every lazy mind out there double tapping on pics…

Nothing matters!

VIA FAT MAGAZINE

Posted in:Fat Magazine

2016

07

Apr

Marloes Horst for Marie Claire of the Day

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Marloes Horst is lovely…

The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet…has a terrible voice…and he can’t playing the piano…because he’s too busy hiding in the shell that is my fat gunt…thanks to low testosterone…

It’s my birthday, I am old, I can deal with it…because I have a mouth that I can use as a stand in…

Not that Marloes Horst would have any of that, she’s too fancy, in magaiznes like Marie Calire…but I still prefer her strip video….

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