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2015

12

Jun

Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day

I am not into this Filipino diving compilation video because I am into Filipino boys in speedos…I am not into this video because I am in Filipino boys when they double as ladies…as you’ll find throughout the world…I am into this Filipino diving compilation because their diving team is so bad, they know they are bad, probably due to funding, and were like “let’s sign up, no one else is down, the rest of the country is working as cleaning ladies in Canada”…or some shit..

I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing a double fail at the interenational level of competition. It is funny.

Posted in:Filipino|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France of the Day

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Elisabeth Erm is Estonian. She’s 22. She’s been modeling since she’s been 17. Now she’s in Glamour France.

I’ve been told tht Estonia is a great place to find a wife that looks like a model, because like Russian and other Communist ex-USSR places, there is a bunch of people with very little money and very little expectations, who don’t have access to all the Russian Billionaires, because the Russian Billionaires are fucking established models, not pulling some pull her out of the gutter amongst all the other model looking bitches we can thank ethnic cleansing for…

I guess what I am trying to say is that Elisabeth Erm is a babe, from a place where there are apparently a lot of babes, making her just one of the many babes already too famous for you to ever pay for sex, but a good billboard or ad for what is available for you in Estonia where 5 star hotels are 150 dollars a night..you just need to get yourself to Estonia…you patheric sex tourist…

Posted in:Elisabeth Erm|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is in Game of Thrones.

Now she is in a Bikini….

What can’t this girl do……I’m thinking a lot of things, but for the sake of this post nothing, there is nothing she can’t do…so versatile in her talent…that isn’t an actual talent…since acting is just a fucking joke…for assholes who think it’s an actual skill, so when they do it they feel like less of an asshole, or geniuses who just pretend it is a skill, so that they can keep collecting the checks..

Either way, PR people love releasing bikini pics, as our simple minds just eat this mindless shit up…”boobies, vagina definition, who cares about actual news….”….
Dumbing down the nation motherfuckers…every day.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik pretty established as a model…all thanks to showing off her tits…and she’s doing a bit of the same thing in this issue of Harper’s Bazaar, like she’s a one trick pony, but aren’t all models, I mean the extent of their skills involve constantly posing for the cameras like a bunch of dancing monkey assholes, that are usually less asshole and more tit, because if they were asshole, it would be considered porn, and girls like Eniko Mihalik would want nothing to do with it because she’s fashion…in Harper’s you know…not smut in pics comparable to Playboy in the 70s…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW

2015

12

Jun

The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

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I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them…

Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand…

Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me…

Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday…

Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand…

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2015

12

Jun

Mathilda Price Bikini Model of the Day

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I don;t know who Mathilda Price is, I just know she’s a model, like so many other girls in the world, even fat chicks are being allowed to play this game, meaning there’s no fucking point of even calling any of these girls models, but rather the random chick who was available to shoot this bikini campaign, because let’s face it, we can use any one, and if anything if she was a fat black asian jewish tranny lesbian who always fucks dudes…with three nipples and missing limbs…and a swastika tattoo on her face because it is ironic …we’d have a win…but until we find that gold…here’s Mathilda Price in very average pics looking very fucking average…

Posted in:Mathilda Price|SFW

2015

12

Jun

I hate Nina Agdal of the Day

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this:

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house…

Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something..

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Hilary Cruz is the Sugar Baby of the Day

A video posted by Hilary Cruz (@hilarycarolcruz) on

In 2007, Hilary Cruz was named Miss Teen USA….

In 2015, Hilary Cruz has accomplished nothing but being Miss Teen USA in 2007….

I know how Ryan Secarest works, only because he’s a typical short man over achiever…working 18 hours a day being some robot Dick Clarke, producing and involved in some of the most low level shit, living out his dream of being the big man on campus, all while probably thinking he’s fucking god based on his massive bank account from smut peddling the Kardashians and really himself…

He’s on drugs, he buys women, he dates girls he can act like a hero to, he is sleazy as fuck…

There is no way a squeaky clean, rich as fuck, asshole like Seacrest is just a good guy…and I guess there is no way, a girl with fake lips and tits, rocking the LA circuit, who hasn’t ever done anything, but who does have half naked pics on the iitnernet, is anything but a hooker rich guys pass around..

Well I guess the good news is that she can always get pregnant…and she probably will..because her fake modeling career is going no where, and this kind of link-up is a good one..

All this to say, who cares what Seacrest sticks his dick in, he’s garbage…and one day will be exposed…

All these hookers are so repetitive…all the fucking same..and the rich guys fucking love them…

Here are some pics from her fake photoshoots for no brands whatsoever in playing make-belief in hopes of getting a daddy! If you botox right, hang in the right circles, and play your cards right…it’s bound to work out for you! Dreams do come true.

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Posted in:Hilary Cruz|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”…

But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive…

I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life…

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Posted in:Natasha Lyonne|NSFW

2015

12

Jun

Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the second in line Gigi Hadid…I assume they are sisters and share the same fame whore parents who moved to LA from whatever immigrant countries they are from to make stupid LA money and live out their basic LA dreams by becoming Botox rich people, yet still the fucking trashiest people, willing to whore out their kids, like they whored out themselves, or in her dad’s case, like he’s bought whores new to LA, because they needed a place to sleep and he needed head..

All this to say, this vapid, garbage, rich kid turned model thing is a joke, but as long as the bikini pics in tropical places are involved, and they are, because that’s just how social media works, I’ll look, since I’m a simple man who just likes bikini and has nothing else going on…whether bikinis are on kids thrown into modeling to compete with other rich people kid who star in reality shows, or some homeless hooker in her 60s down the street spread legged and tanning…give it to me.

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If you don’t like that – here’s GIGI, her sister, getting paid a lot to play pictionary with Michael Kors…wearing a tight dress…but more interestingly, acknowledging that she only has a career because of her instagram followers and without instagram she’d be nothing but a rich kid with another fake career…more importantly…she outlines how hungry she is…always hot from fake models….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Paula Bulczynska Naked for Cameron Davis of the Day

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All these photographers, like Cameron Davis and all these models, like Paula Bulczynska, who may not even be models, kind of blend into one another…

It’s like pretty pics of pretty girls naked or half naked looking pretty…run through a filter or even shot on film to be edgy…in what I appreciate, you know instagram accounts need to be filled up…and in what I am guilty of…because I’ll take or promote a girl who isn’t famous getting naked or half naked to increase her reach…but I can’t help but find the whole thing boring…

It’s like the internet is turning me Asexual with all this content…I stopped watching porn 8 years ago…I turned to nudes and sexting…and fashion type shoots of hotter chicks not getting fucked…but now I’m bored of that…but I still tun to sexting…because sexting is interractive…and spread vag pics of a girl who works at the mall…will always be hot to me…

So Paula Bulczynska and Cameron Davis are good, maybe even great…but I want more..from everyone…

Posted in:NSFW|Paula Bulczynska

2015

12

Jun

Lebron’s Penis on TV and Other Videos of the Day

Loitering Man of Wal Mart

Crazy Weather Man in Clevland

WHite Trash Face Plant

ATM Thiefs of the Day

Austrian Sychronized Swimmers Do Everying Synchronized

Shitty scooter ride

Drunk Groom Dance…

Weed Shop Raid

Off Duty Cop Kills Robber in Front of His Daughter

Cops Shut Down Lemonade Stand

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yesterday, I saw a girl in panties two sizes too small and leggings one size too small who had no idea….

But it turns out she’s a regular at this coffee shop and she knows exactly what she’s doing, cuz she just did it again with different leggings and different cut underwear…

I like to think at least she’s not the fat girl in the romper 2 sizes too small…but they are equally empowered fat girls, and thus the fall of society as we know it…because the second you give fat girls sex appeal more than at 3 am outside the club…is the second they think they are too good for you…and the second you never get laid again..

I assume you don’t follow my FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM because no one does…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Thai Man VS Fire Ants
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Minka Kelly – No Bra
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Kate Upton is Losing Modeling Work to Mariah Carey
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NCAAP President is Not Actually a Black Woman…
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Nicki Minaj is Annoying
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Cleveland Weatherman and his Weed Whacker
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Miley Tits..Because why the fuck not…
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Mom Admitted to Sexting Her Teen Daughter’s BF Now Accused of Raping His Twin
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The free the nipple movement, that isn’t really a movement, because girls have been showing their nipples with confidence in public for as long as I can remember…is still great…until you go and sit next to a hot mom breast feeding in the part and stare at her tit….long enough for it to get awkward and have her ask you what your problem is…only to stare into her eyes and say….I really support this free the nipple movement that isn’t a movement..but any excuse to see your tits is good for me….

What I am trying to say is…

#freethenipple until I stare at her long enough for her to feel uncomfortable as she feeds in the park…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…at night…what day is it…dementia or just drunk…

Patrick Stewart Lesbian Kiss….
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Berit Birkeland – in Lingerie….
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Leo’s New GF is a Slutty…
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Nina Agdal Hot and Sweaty
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Rude Cyclist Karma
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Slut of the Day
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Jessica Alba Hot in NYC
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Emma Watson in a New Trailer for a New Movie
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Kim Kardashian’s Myspace…
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Hugh Hefner Gives the Whores Quaaludes…
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Iggy Azalea in Leggings..
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Shania Twain in Fishnets
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Old Tired Hooker Ass Flash of the Day
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Jurassic Park Sonata by the Piano Guys
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Chelsea Handler will do DMT on TV
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Queen of Versailles Smiling at her Daughter’s Funeral….
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Slutty Taylor Swift….
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Brody Jenner Instagram’s Kylie / Tyga Joke..
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Chris Hemsworth Playing a Receptionist…
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Taylor Swift Hot…
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Hippos Help a Duckling Escape Pond
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Good Girls Gone Wild
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Paris Hilton Grabs Her Boyfriend’s Appropriately Naked Cock
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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Nina Agdal Working Out
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Softball Catcher With Vicous Cheap Shots
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Man Arrested Twice for Fucking Horse Twice…
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Pizza Hut Pizza of the Day…
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Jennifer Lawrence Paltrow Vacation….
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Abigain Ratchford Great Tits…
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Vintage Lesbian….
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So Much Clebrity Nudity…Getting Fingered
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Grace Jones in Nipple Paint
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Greek Whore of the Day
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What the Fuck are These People Doing on the Street
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Kiera Winters in Lingerie…
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Stoned girl Christina…
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Nurse Smoking Weed….
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Sissy Spacek Naked from the Past
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White Trash Walmart Fight….
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Piss in the Bath…
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Biker VS Woman Driver
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Amazing Babe…
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Lazy Masturbater
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Camgirl Lick…
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Just Some Worms…
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Webcam Sluts are the Future of Life…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

11

Jun

Taylor Swift Inflatable with her Boyfriend of the Day

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It is safe to say that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Calvin Harris is probably a lie or a diversion – because Taylor Swift has used relationships as a lie or diversion to connect to the masses and make a lot of money since pretty much her first song…She’s got this “poor me, I’m so sad, I just want love, so I made 100,000,000 dollars last year and let some DJ fuck me up the ass”…because “John Mayer Taught me how much I like being fucked up the ass”…while “One Direction was more into me fucking them up the ass, but they were so popular it was good for business, even if it lasted 3 weeks”…

It’s like this probable herpes ridden freakshow, tall, thin, powerhouse freak…knows how to fuck you…and probably herself…because with this many boyfriends…her pussy is insatiable…

All this to say…Calvin Harris is a fame whore…and I remember him when he was a hipster DJ no one cared about…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift