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2015

10

Feb

Cora Keegan is Naked for Aaron Feaver of the Day

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I like to think I am the reason Cora Keegan grew out her bush, dyed her hair, and decided to post naked in something she knew I would see, because she’s obviously my number 1 fan, and that’s why she refuses to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair so that we can always be together, but more importantly, why she refuses to answer my tweets, and instagram comments, begging her to be my forever girl by letting me lock her in my basement….forever…it’s really the only way my wife will allow it…and there’s not much more romantic than abducting the one you love…

That said, she’s giving us a lot with being naked and all, but she’s hardly giving us anything, or scratching the surface of what she is capable of, meaning these naked pics just remind me of how hard she’s failed….because as hot as she is…she should be a household name, even if modeling is dumb as fuck…way to do it.

I’m still into this…because she’s naked….and basically that’s all it takes…

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2015

10

Feb

Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day

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Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2.

I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time..

I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out.

Via VIOLET GREY

TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Felicity Jones

2015

10

Feb

Sarah Hyland for Galore of the Day

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The good people at GALORE have pulled off another great shoot with a relevant person for their magazine, because their magazine is pretty relevant now, everyone loves them and loves working with them, and I am all for new generation taking over the old school, slow moving, repetitive, boring, out of touch, sluggish magazines of the past, I am just not all for Sarah Hyland. She freaks me out, like some kind of horror movie muppet in her 20s, who looks 9. It’s weird…but the same reason why you find her hot, because you’re weird…and 9 year olds, especially in girl guide outfits…are your jam…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2015

10

Feb

The Triple Vogue Paris Covers of the Day

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Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone are all imitating each other in this three cover issue of Vogue, that you probably won’t find hot, but that I find hot, because I like looking at models, unless I am next to the models, in which case I fear models, since models are all 7 foot tall, broad shouldered freaks…but when in pictures, like these pictures, not naked or spread legged enough for my liking, but spread legged enough to imagine them spread legged enough, because when you think of how much sex these models have had with rockstars, actors, and other dirty fucking rich people, maybe their vaginas gaping is better in panties…you know they are washed up…but still dirty….

Either way, interesting concept…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

10

Feb

Miley and Madonna Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit…

Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

10

Feb

Izabel Goulart is Fit of the Day

A day is not worth living, unless there’s a little Izabel Goulart self produced fitness porn, of her in the skimpiest outfits, bending in some of the most unnatural ways, leading you to think one of two things, and those two things are that your wife or girlfriend is too fat…and that this would be really interesting to stick your dick inside and really test out her cardio on…

Here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

10

Feb

A Bunch of Boobs – Including Kendall Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day

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Steven Klein’s an awesome photographer, and this shoot for Love Magazine, is pretty fucking awesome. It features…Kendall Jenner, Lexxi Bowling, Malgosia Bela, Caroline Trentini, & Toni Garrn and it is about boobs…

I don’t know if these are real boobs, fake boobs, fashion boobs, statement boobs, I just know that they are pretty grimy, pretty hot, and pretty amazing…which I guess would make sense since this is for a Fashion magazine, and fashion magazines are supposed to be pushing the fucking limits…making commentary on or tit and ass filled social media whores with no substance trying to be famous even though not deserving it flimsy content world…

here are the pics..

here are some uncensored pics

Posted in:Steven Klein

2015

10

Feb

Topless Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

Real Life GTA

Drunk Guy Falls Under the Train…

Ambulance Slams into the Back of a Truck

A Builder and His Hammer Skills

Turkish Man Stabs His Wife Because She Wants a Divorce

Scooter VS Truck

Swedish Security Guards VS 9 Years Olds Who Don’t Pay their Train Fare

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2015

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst thing about sexting is when you get a sexting nazi who decides that it is degrading to women to ask for spread asshole pics…leading to a negotiating process that leads to no spread asshole pics…but a lot of messages of nonsense involving, but not limited to, being called a creepy pervert…which in the event you didn’t know…I am.

Yes. I talk about sexting a lot. It is all I know.

Here are some morning links…

Man VS Nutella
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Snowboarding When an Avalanche Stars
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Nina Agdal Does Bikinis
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MTV is Bringing Back Teen Mom Farrah – Because They Are Obviously Out of Ideas.
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Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized…
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Garbage Doesn’t Like Kanye
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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The Truck that Couldn’t Reverse Hack…
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Miranda Kerr Busty
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Charli XCX Keeps Trying
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When Superman Meets Captain America – Nothing Happens – Because They Are Actually Just Actors
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The Guy Who Trolled the Grammy Museum is Pretty Funny
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Marines Dance OFf…
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So Many Thigh Gaps…
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Mike Hawk of the Day
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Death of American WOman Held Hostage by ISIS….
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2015

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of drinking until 7 am was not coming home to a pig of a wife, but rather asking a girl who looked like a model, to show me her vagina, numerous times..until her boyfriend asked me to stop…because I guess the world doesn’t have an appreciation of small talk….everyone is just too busy taking selfies…and trying to get noticed..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wet Girls
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This Week in TV Nudity
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Diplo and Taylor Swift Made Up
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John Legend Had Sex with a Hooker at an Obama Event
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Padma in a Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Tits
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Cat Escape Artist
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Slut of the Day
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Iggy at the Grammys
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Iggy Azalea VS Pizza
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Black People Brunch…..
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Cleavage
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Yoko Ono Ass
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Bruce Jenner – Murderer
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Gwyneth Paltrow Introduces Beyonce
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Jorgie Porter’s Friend Flashes His Penis
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The Cat that Wants to Go Outside
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Micaela Schaefer Does Valentines Day
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Nicki Minaj Breasts
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The Best Cartoons of the 90s
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Cute Girls With Glasses
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Cleavage
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Dog VS Dust Blower
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Topless Bikini Girl
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini
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Brooke Burke on a Highway
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Madonna Half Naked at the Grammys
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Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Today in Russia…
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Emrata’s Deleted Instagram Pic
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The Greatest Pizza Art
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Pics from the Ghetto
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Katy Perry’s See Through Dress that Wasn’t See Through
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Czech Model Nude in Some Bullshit
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Dude Goes Crazy
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Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Natalie Portman Cleavage
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Grammys
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Man Calls 911 100 Times Out of Drunken Boredom
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Joanna Krupa Side Boob
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Jane Fonda is Hot as Fuck
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Dirty GIrls!
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Madonna is Too Old for This
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Kendall Jenner – Booty
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girl Turtling..
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Greek Slut Nude Photos Leaked
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Oiling Up That Bouncy Ass
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Girl Pours Acid on BFs Penis After He Leaked a Sex Tape
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A Girl and her Dog
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Girls You Shouldn’t go Down On
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Good Times
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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These Tits are Massive
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

09

Feb

Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day

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Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”…

Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time….

To See All The Pics CLICK HERE

The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are:

Gigi Hadid
Nina Agdal
Hannah Ferguson
Sara Sampaio
Emily Ratajkowski
Emily Didonato
Samantha Hoopes
Chanel Iman
Hannah Davis
Solveig Mork
Hailey Clauson
Rose Bertram
Ashley Smith
Kelly Rohrbach
Robyn Lawley
Erin Heatherton
Kate Bock
Ariel Meredith
Genevieve Morton
Irina Shayk
Lily Aldridge
Chrissy Teigen
Jessica Gomes

The athletes, since it is sports are:

Ronda Rousey
Caroline Wozniacki

The pictures are:

Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Visit Sports Illustrated To See Everything

Here’s a couple of bonus nipples:

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2015

09

Feb

Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

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Here’s a little Miley in a red dress, showing what may be the outter lip of her vagina, because Miley doesn’t give a fuck…but probably not giving a fuck is part of her actually giving a fuck…so she can say and act like she doesn’t give a fuck…but if she really didn’t give a fuck, she’d probably be living in Idaho on the farm or some shit….not that it matters, I love Miley…she can do no wrong.

Here’s some weirdo Miley Cyrus in panties, bare ass, with her titties taped up, looking amazing, because she is amazing, doing some high concept art film that I can masturbate to, because it’s got a little fishnet, a little bodnage, a little covering herself in random black paint, because she’s a hick and a racist….and really the highlight of it all for any Miley fetishist, is her mouth gagged so you don’t have to hear her voice ruin all the good about her, like that she’s tall, thin, long legged and hot as fuck…

I am a fan of what she’s doing, whether it is authentic or not, it’s pushing limits and that’s better than what most of these assholes are doing…

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Here’s the story – via NYPOST:


Cyrus submitted her short film, “Tongue Tied” — which depicts the almost-nude “Wrecking Ball” singer in bondage gear and sexually suggestive poses — to the NYC Porn Film Festival, which begins in Bushwick on Feb. 27.

It’s not pure pornography — the video has no sex, and though she writhes around in her underwear, she keeps her nipples covered. But it’s full of bondage imagery: Cyrus dons a blindfold, has her legs constrained by straps and is tied to a chair with only black tape covering her nipples. It’s a touch “Fifty Shades” with a pinch of Madonna’s “Justify My Love” video.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

09

Feb

Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine of the Day

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I have always thought that Scarlett Johansson was a sloppy, doughy, overrated, flat, 2 dimensional, always plays the same fucking person in all her bullshit actress….who really just got a lot of hype thanks to dudes being perverts and seeing the size of her tits, but never seeing her actual tits, made her exciting in a time when people cared about actors…

Then she went off, had a kid, and like all these girls after the kid happens, their vagina gets ravaged and stared at by doctors…they try to regain their sex appeal….by doing fashion shoots like this…all full of openly spread legs….intense….and I dig it.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2015

09

Feb

Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day

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Julianne Hough likes to throw out reminders that she’s totally capable of being a stripper, but that she’s not, because she’s LA, and maybe her family is connected in the industry, allowing her to do something as useless as dance, or becoming professionally trained at dance….leaving her to do slutty seductive things she can pretend is just her art in elevators for Canadian actresses on a popular show..but at least there’s social media…I mean what would we do without it…jerk off to people we actually know, in person…that’s fucking creepy…better to jerk off to strangers…you’ve never met, never will meet, but who you saw on tv…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2015

09

Feb

Jessica Alba’s Fitness of the Day

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I am amazed every time I see a mom and I don’t want to throw the fuck up.

You know, normally I look at moms and think, some shit has gone through their pussies, not to mention, that has destroyed their pussies, and really all of their bodies, not to mention that shit is some serious fucking baggage, and unless she’s got a drug addiction and the state has taken the kid from her, it’s always going to be an annoying topic of conversation if you were to ever get involved with her…

But with Jessica Alba, I want to sniff those panties, eat that afterbirth, fucking rub that mom pussy on my face until it squirts out another fucking baby…or whatever…anything…she’s tight as fuck…even if her pussy is not…

Posted in:Jessica Alba