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2014

07

Oct

Barbara Palvin for David Bellemere of the Day

I think these are old pics of Barbara Palvin – but who really fucking cares – they are still some young, but not illegally young, even though she probably started her modelling when illegally young, and likely even showed tits when she was illegally young, before being exported by her Eastern European country to Los Angeles to live the Hollywood life…

Now I have heard from a few people who know her, who have partied with her, and who are “friends” with her, that she just takes a good picture. In person she’s a bit of big and scary monster – who only fucks black dudes…and not Biebers she was marketed as fucking…when Victoria’s Secret first imported her and wanted to make their money on her…

ANyway – David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there. I dig this, even if old.

Throwback Tuesday Motherfuckers…we always 48 hours ahead in this motherfucker.

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2014

07

Oct

Bai Ling Lives of the Day

Here’s the something the world doesn’t need to see, probably doesn’t care to see, probabily doesn’t even know why or what they are seeing, because Bai Ling is a thing of the past….that even in the past wasn’t a thing…

She is what I call the sex tape that got away. A rich Asian hollywood obsessed girl who attended events and worked the paparazzi before everyone worked the paparazzi, back when everyone pretended to hate the paparazzi, before realizing they could use the paparazzi to get more attention…

She’d flash nipple, really long nipples, and attend all the right events…and I think was even 35 or 40 back then – making her 45 or 50 now…but like all asians – she still looks 17 – all part of being robots…

That said, I guess she’s still around, unless these are pulled from the archives, and I like celebrating what was, even when it never was, but tried so hard to be.

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2014

07

Oct

Tony Kelly’s New Book of the Day

His name is Tony Kelly, he probably takes some of the brightest, almost cartoony looking pictures around. He’s done all kinds of shoots for all kinds of people, from Playboy to GQ, he’s made it…

Well now he’s made a limited edition book, featuring some amazing and naked babe – being violated by little male action figures, in what you could assume is social commentary on how the media objectifies women, and only focuses on their bodies, by using an amazing girl and her body…or you could just assume it is a naked and amazing model…with action figures used to make her think it is part of a bigger purpose…in order to get her naked..you know like she’s just doing her part for feminism or something…and I dig it.

TO FIND OUT MORE VISIT HIS SITE TONYKELLYPHOTOGRAPHY

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2014

07

Oct

Erin Heatherton’s Alleged BTS Nudes of the Day

Her name is Erin Heatherton – I have no idea if these are pictures of her or not, I am going to assume that they are, because she is a lingerie model and getting naked for her job is pretty much what she gets paid a lot of money to do…

I know she was rumoured to be one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards for a while, as it helps launch models to the mainstream for Victoria’s Secret, all par of their marketing…while making Leo look like a pimp, because when making 50 million a way, being famous and deemed a sex symbol by girls since the 90s, it’s all part of maintaining that he’s no homo…even though acting in and of itself is so fucking homo and actors are probably all the biggest whining bitches around…

That said, love her the tits…she should focus on these kind of publicity stunts, rather than the dudes she fucks being her marketing hook, because I like to think she has what it takes to make it…and that’s a model body…and NIPPLES!!!

If these are leaked or hacked from her phone – and not her just being generous to her fans – I apologize for any damage I’ve caused…

If these aren’t Erin Heatherton – because I really don’t even know what Erin Heatherton is and she could be sitting next to me on a plane and I’d have no idea…take them in anyway – because…well…nude selfies are amazing…and I want to see all of them.

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2014

07

Oct

Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit.

So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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2014

07

Oct

Drunk in Public Eats Shit and Other Videos of the Day

The Man Who Cuts His Own Hair…

Man with Road Rage VS Passenger

Naked Girl Thrown from a Car in Some Immigrant Country

The Kangaroo Box in Suburban Australia is So Typical

Weird Lesbian Cries About Her Chicken…in a Restauran…This Can’t Be Legit…

Naked Protestors in France

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Oct

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Does this guy have cameras set up in my neighbors laundry room where his wife keeps her dirty panties? How's he know I'm coming? Repent.

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I need this guy next to me every time I masturbate in public places. From laundromats to public transit – Starbucks to College Campuses…together we can make my orgasm a religious experience and a performance art piece I can’t get arrested for. REPENT.

Tinder love is dry on a Monday….

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Tugging On Their Clothes is Pornographic
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Ariana Grande Kissing Big Sean on a Roller Coaster of the Day
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13 Pervert Elephants!
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Angelique Frenchy is Topless
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Megan Fox – Botox Face
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Stop Motion Parkour
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Lil Kim Stiff Face….
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People VS Birds
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Padma Purple Golddigger Cleavage
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Why Britain Uses Separate Hot and Cold Sinks
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8 Trees That Don’t Know How to Give Up
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Michael Phelps is Suspended From Swimming!
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Mayweather Posing With Cash is Ridiculous
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Iggy Dumpy Ass in Spandex
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The Dad from 7th Heaven is a Child Molester
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2014

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Her name is @haley_meghan and she's just become one of the #stepGIRLS – memories of Sunday night panty flash @step_girls

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I think it is safe following me into a back alley – is less interesting that following me on INSTAGRAM – unless you’re an angry gang of feminist lesbians – in which case – you probably would like to follow me into an alley to rape me with your prosthetic penises you use to feel like the man that your soul tells you that you are – but even you can follow me on instagram -I post babes – and babes are what we have in common…

That said. Drink time…is all the time…but especially right now instead of writing this nonsense

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Candice Swanepoel Topless Pics…
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Bill Murray Sings Bob Dylan…
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Megan Fox is Waxy as Fuck
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Headline of the Day – Ebola is the Isis of Viruses
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A Cook Kills His Girlfriend – Cooks Her – Then Kills Himself
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Katy Perry Chugging Booze and Diving Into a Crowd in a Short Skirt for College Football
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Big Fucking Tits
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Brooklyn Decker Sex Scene
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Nick Hogan’s Dick is On the Internet…
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Kristen Stewart Picking Up Keys…
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Mariah Carey is a Good Singer…When Her Voice Fucks Up…
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Olivia Holt is Kinda Young and Hot…
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Slut of the Day
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27 Celebrities Who Have Been Hacked
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Surprise Party Fail….
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Sheep Terrorizes the Citizens of a Town
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Jessica Biel in Australia
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Natalie Anderson Panty Flash…
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A Tribute to Blake Lively’s Legs
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This Singapore Airlines Suite is Pretty Intense
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Kesha Legs
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Blake Lively’s Pregnancy Belly…
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Anais zanotti in a Bikini
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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French Montana With Some Shitty Girl in a One Piece
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Perfectly Looped GIFs
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Bruce Jenner is a Fucking Woman
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Candice Swanepoel is Topless
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What Hot Sauce Labels Say About America
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Dakota Fanning Lives
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MMA Knockout of the Day
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16 Cartoonist Who Changed the World
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Lea Michele Cleavage!
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McDonald’s Create YTour Own Gourmet Burger
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Paris Hilton See Through
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Weird Bridesmaids Photos
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Myeleene Klass in an Orange Dress
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Mariah Carey Big Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde is a Hot Mom…
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Bruce Jenner Jumps the Gate at Elton John
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Things Couples Fight About…
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Lea Michele’s Mourning Ass of the Day
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Katy Perry Corn Dog Hustle
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Kim and Kanye in New Orleans – the Instagram Travelogue
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16 Pop Culture Villain Jack-O-Lanterns
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Amber Heard’s Sexting Video is Fucking Weird
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Babe Gets Naked on her Exercise Bike
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High Calorie Throwdown
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Winona Ryder’s Big Fucking Tits
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Girl Watches Friend Masturbate
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Karen Gillan Hot in Lingerie..
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Fat Ass Compilation…
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Some Pam Anderson’s Titty Flash
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Lesbians of the Day
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Spread Ass of the Day
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O-Face of the Day
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Cam Girl Tits!
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

06

Oct

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Chelsea Handler posted this picture of her tit on twitter…I don’t know if it’s legit or not…I don’t even know which on in the pic is Chelsea Hander…

I would ask why? But, I know it is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…and you can after it worked out for you and everyone thinks you’re so funny….and amazing, except the network that cancelled your show – throwing you back into the wild of trying to find your way and navigate through life….showing your tit…

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