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2014

16

Sep

Sara Malkul is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul . I’ve written about her before, mainly because I have her name tattooed on my chest for the day I meet her, whether by her choice, or by just being in the right place at the right time, thanks to following her around…It’s not stalking, it’s romance. The two get confused far too often….

If you’re from Thailand and you probably aren’t because unlike rich British sick men, I don’t go there often, you know to see the “elephants”…you know because if you throw very little money at the elephant, even if the elephant is 10, it will do very very very ridiculous things with it’s trunk…

If you’re from middle of the road America, but not too ghetto to understand how netflix works, you will know her from a bunch of Netflix movies, none that have gone Sharknado viral yet, but that I am sure will pave the way to her being the next big thing, but then again, I am blinded by her amazing tits, and right now, I believe I’m in fucking heaven and that anything is possible…thanks to my good friend and life partner DELTA ELEMENTS for capturing this moment…it’s amazing and I wish I was there, but I guess I can pretend I was by looking at this…

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2014

16

Sep

Homeless Bro Who Uses Women and Sex for Shelter and Other Videos of the Day

I call fake..on some Catfish, Unhung Hero, trying to get a reality show level….hire actors and release a shocking piece on how you may be having a one night stand with a sociopath homeless person. I am sure the caliber dudes girl get manipulated by on tinder are just as bad. I did want to write a book called “The Homeless Man’s Guide to Getting Laid” before starting this site…but my homeless man wasn’t a frat boy in flip flops…

Worms in the Local Food-4-Less You Deserve if you shop at Food-4-Less

Black Teen Tackles Guy Trying to Escape the Cops…Even Though Cops Hate Black People

Stunt Plane Crashes into the Sea – But Pilot Lives

Guy in his Underwear Gets McDonalds…

Skater Fight…

Baby in the Train Tracks is a Solid Late Term Abortion

Columbian Woman Flashes Her Pussy at the Camera…

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s always a conversation killer when older married girls are discussing male fantasies that the men are too shy to talk about. You know simple shit like anal, cumming on faces, being called daddy, watching them fuck someone else, cumming inside them, peeing on them, being peed on “squirting”…etc…you know elementary school level fantasy for the sake of a buzzfeed article…and I drop the old:

“I want her to have sex with my dead mothers ashes while wearing my dead mothers shawl when my father and brother DP her as I cry in the corner feeling so alone.”

I was going to go more graphic and discuss digging her up and having them do it on public transit while I ate out a homeless woman’s ass…but that would be just going too damn far…

Here are some morning links…

The Guide to the Most Famous Fictional Strip Clubs
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Victoria Justice in Tight Jeans
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Breaking Up Texts are Hilarious
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The Italian Cycling Team Have Such Amazing Suits
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Chernobyl is a Vacation Spot Now…
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Wheezy Waiter Proposes to his Girlfriend
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Subtle Dildo is the New Where’s Waldo
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Lohan Never Touched Whitney Houston’s Dead Body
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Groundskeeper Willie’s on Scottish Independence…
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Judd Apatow Gets a New Show on Netflix
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Kid Typos are Funny
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Vicotria Silvstedt Stretching Makes me Laugh – Because She’s a WHore
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The True Detective Female Lead is Down to Seven People…
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Rapping Classified Ads
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Claudia Romani Bikini Ass
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Star Wars Mash-Ups
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Hot Girls Tugging At Clothes
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2014

15

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So my friend just pitched me an app idea that is for people with dirty bathrooms to post their dirty bathroom pics in hopes of finding a dirty bathroom fetishists who wants to come clean their bathroom because they get off to it sexually…and now I am posting it on the interent for one of you weirdos to put out there…all because I don’t have confidence in people with dirty bathrooms wanting people with bathroom fetishes in their house…because I don’t want people with bathroom fetishes anywhere fucking near me…

So I am going to just work on the rape whistle app, we have the first part of it down but can’t figure out the whistle part…

Here are some stepLINKS

Thigh Gaps
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The Audio from the LAPD Arresting The 12 Year as a Slave Actor for Being a Hooker
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The Sexist GIFS to Confuse Your Brain
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Demi Lovato Bikini tits and Crotch
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Nicki Minaj Fake Ass
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Annoying Couple Makes Out at Football Game….
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Slut of the Day
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Serena Williams in a Bikini
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They are Rebooting I know what you did last summer….
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The NEw Miss America
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Ariana Grande in Marie Claire…
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Rosie Jones on a Trampoline
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Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston’s Dead Body
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Martha Stewart Takes Shots at Gwyneth Paltrow
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Kimberly Garner Legs Love Fashion Week
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Vet Saves Goldfish – Weird
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Rita Ora Loves TEEN Cunt
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Bella Thorne’s Thong Upskirt Video
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Elizabeth Moss Cameltoe
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Jennifer Lopez Black and White Cametoe
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I find Miley Pretty Hot in Concert
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15 People Who Decided to Get Married in Convenience Stores
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Huge Tits…
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Model Jourdan Dunn
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Reasons to Turn On the Subtitles!
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Colombia Women Cycling Team Outfit
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Rita Ora in a Classy Shirt…
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The Testicle Backpack
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Cindy Crawford Filming on the Beach
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Rita Ora’s Big Cleavage
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Angelina Jolie in Entertainment Weekly…
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Orange is the New Black Turns Dyke
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I would Still Fuck Pam Anderson Without a Condom
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Miley Cyrus Art!
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Ginger Spice Cleavage
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Elisabetta Canalis Pre Wedding Bikini
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Angela Lindvall in Maxim
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Katie Price Named Daughter Bunny…
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Vanessa Hudgens is Hot at an Event
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Candice Swanepoel at the Airport
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The Romance of Tinder in a GIF…
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Beyonce isn’t Pregnant….
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Some Lingerie Fashion Show Bullshit
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Miss America Playing the Red Cup While Singing is Insane…
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Nicki Minaj was Denied Access To Speak to Her High School
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Real Life Where’s Waldo
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Victoria Silvstedt Attention Whoring in Central Park – Funny – She’s Brought Her Whoring Back to America I Guess
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New Gold Digger of the Year
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Natalie Star Naked in the Shower…
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Stripping in the Kitchen
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits in Selfies
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Lana Zakocela is Hot wet Shorts
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Oh Shit…
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Orange you glad I Didn’t Say Banana
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Naked Amateur
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Sep

Kim Kardashian and the Titty Flashing at the Kanye Show of the Day

Everyone is talking about how Kanye yelled at a guy in a wheelchair to stand up, probably planted in the audience for controversy…but who I am sure he would have made stand up if it was for controversy to take a lead from the Evangelicals to convince the masses he is sent here for some spiritual higher purpose…

But the real highlight of the Australian concert is how Kim dealt with trashy girls, because everyone in Australia is trashy, just based on accent alone….as they flashed their tits…

Kim seemed pretty into it, only because she was once the girl flashing her tits, getting fucked by black dudes, doing whatever it took to get the attention in the room, and now that she’s made it – she can let her inner catty bitch take a break, and open the floor up to the new generation of “Look at me” girls to take their place….

Not to mention, her being there means that there will be no groupie sex by Kanye and that these girls Kanye probably would have fucked so they aren’t a threat as she polices the situation…

Either way, great video sent in by Bob.

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Sep

Selena Gomez in her Bikini at Vegas Pool Party of the Day

Selena Gomez is back with Bieber because as they say, girls get addicted to guys with big dicks, and unfortunately, I know porn chicks who have got with Bieber and who have told me he has a big dick…you see girls are all size queens and the way to their heart is by making them cum, it’s pretty fucking simple…so if you have a big dick, and you make them cum, and you are an asshole, you can pretty much do no wrong, especially when getting back to you also means tons of press…

That said, they were both in Vegas for the Mayweather fight, because Bieber is Mayweather’s good luck charm that creeps me out, and while in Vegas, Selena hit the pool looking more like a bottle service hooker on a mission to get knocked up by a rich dude, that a actor/producer poptart that she is…

She was to me, unrecognizable in her bikini, because she layered the low level, bottom feeding trash in a bikini on…but as far as I’m concerned she’s never looked better…I blame instagram whores for making me like this look…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

15

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne is 16. So there’s nothing sexual in this. She’s just showing her fans her bikini because she just go it and really likes it. There’s nothing sexual going on here. She’s not sexualizing herself or trying to draw any male attention her way. She doesn’t even realize that she has male fans or that she’s the object of the sex offender’s eye. You know the kind of guy who has been around forever, totally into 16 year old girls, because they are young and illegal and there’s something appealing about getting with something you can get in trouble for getting with…you know the same guy who made a so many 16 and 17 year olds before Bella Thorne jumped into the mix, famous. We are talking Miley, Britney, Lohan…Selena..the list goes on and on where these girls at 16 start wearing less and less clothes to generate more and more buzz…you know not that Bella Thorne is posting this for those people. She’s doing it for her core fans…the girls who just care about what she’s wearing…there’s no strategy in this picture at all…it’s just totally innocent behavior…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

15

Sep

Arianna Grande Playing Up the School Girl Fetish of the Day


I am surprised this fetish still exists…

I mean maybe it is because I got it out of my system in the late 90s when I would make the 18 year old recently graduated high school girls put on their school uniforms and tell me that they were naughty students while I played sex offender teacher…or maybe it’s just so fucking cliche that whenever I see it – I just roll my eyes knowing what this girl is up to..

It’s like intentionally drawing attention to herself, like a 35 year old mom on halloween because she can get away with it…all while flashing her panties…like she’s all innocent even though you know she knows exactly what she’s doing and this is all part of breaking free from the whole Disney or Childstar persona that was created after her parents sold her to the industry…

Sure, it’s not a bad thing, but I require a little more creativity…it’s like if I told my mistress or one of the girls I fuck on the side because my wife is a monster, that I wanted to roll play, and she showed up like this…I’d fuck her, because that’s what you do, but it would be more hate-filled thank to her lack of creativity…

It’s like step up your game girl…she’s fucking a black rapper with a huge cock…who fucks all the white-ish starlets – you’d think he’d fuck some sense into her..and make this school girl fetish less obvious….

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Posted in:Arianna Grande

2014

15

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was at one time the kind of hot girl from a reality show produced by Diddy, who fucked with Diddy, until Diddy decided to throw her away like Diddy has been rumored to do with all his side girls, as they are pretty interchangeable especially at his level of rich and famous…

She responded by eating her feelings, blowing the fuck up, and ending up on Celebrity Apprentice where she tried to prove she had a brain and that she was more than just that hardly talented singer from Palm Springs with fake tits her dad bought her early on to help get her ahead…

You know that she had a brain…now that her body was gone…

Only to realize there is nothing rewarding about having a brain, or coming second or third on the Apprentice, and the real joy comes when guys cum…to her pictures like she was some kind of pin-up girl…

So she threw in the black cock, took on some white cock, got into fitness and now can post half naked pics to instagram and twitter like she always wanted to…and it’s perfectly fine with me…what isn’t fine is that I know the Aubrey O’Day storyline when I shouldn’t even know that she exists because I am not really and never have been in her demographic…making her a reminder of all that is wrong in my life…

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