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2014

31

Mar

Natalia Vodianova for ETAM of the Day

Back in February, I posted THESE ETAM CATALOG PICS WITH NATALIA VODIANOVA …saying how I hate catalog bikini pics, since they lack creativity….and are generally boring on all fronts, but sometimes when you dust off an old top model, who is in her 30s and who has been married and had three kids with at least one billionaire, as Russian girls do…because let’s face it, modelling is a great front from being an international escort who can find a rich husband in the most politically correct of ways…all glamour all the time…

So here she is in more catalog shots, that may suck, but that I think are lovely enough to post.

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2014

31

Mar

Lady Gaga in her Bra Selfie in Bed of the Day

If Lady Gaga was to do pretty much any publicity stunt, from spreading her asshole and shitting on historical objects, to raping herself with religious artifacts, to being fisted by an amputee reading poetry….no one would fucking care…

The only stunt she really could pull off that would get noticed, is public suicide. Unfortunately, she loves herself too much to do that, but we can hope with a little convincing that it’s her only option, and I guess we will have to wait until she gets real fucking desperate to make that happen…you know when fame really dries up and she’s got no where to turn as all her stunts will have been done and forgotten. So there is hope that we all out life her…

But for some reason, I am compelled to post her bra selfie, because this is the selfie generation and the most normal behavior I’ve seen out of her…and if that’s not relevant news that should beat out all the fucked up things in the world, I don’t know what is.


TO SEE PICS OF GAGA SHOWING UP AT AN EVENT IN A SEE THROUGH OUTFIT – FIRST ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU’D WANT TO SEE THAT…THEN
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

31

Mar

McKayla Maroney in a Bikini OMG of the Day

Who gives a fuck…so some 18 year old gymnast was in her bikini on vine to cater to her creepy fans who don’t even care about her anymore because she’s turned 18. You see, there’s something about jailbait that makes jailbait not matter the day they turn 18, unless of course they use that day for good and not evil, by filming a porno movie so you get a piece of them as close to the cusp of legal as you can…otherwise they just fade into obscurity, especially when the sport the chose before taking on acting, was Gymnastics, where you fade out the day you turn 18 also, this shit is for nimble 12 year old Russian and Chinese girls. But the good news is…there’s always getting half naked to keep people talking and to get you that taste of fame you once had…cute. Even though bikinis are hardly fucking scandalous and if anything are boring. Give me spread labia. Seriously.


But if you really care about what’s going on in the world of teens, and the adults who play teens in teen targeted TV….Here’s Everything You Need to See at the Kid’s Choice Awards That Happened Last Night
CLICK HERE

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

31

Mar

Entertaining Protestors of the Day

Protestors make me laugh. They are so intense, when they could just be sitting on the couch, or drinking…but instead are on some mission to change the world…like these ani-meat protestors, who decided to demonstrate the brutality and barbaric nature of eating meat, but setting up a table in a public place, and eating their own blood…showing how primitive meat eating is because that’s what cutting themselves and drinking their own blood…proves. I am sure everyone who sees this video is going to think that…

Here are some topless FEMEN girls to balance out the weirdos…with tits.

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I thought I was going to die this weekend, but apparently you can’t die when you are already dead, but you sure as fuck can drink a lot, get a lot of lap dances, and try to convince a lot of lesbians to teach you how to eat pussy using their pussies and fail…

I’m so pumped for all of today’s Facebook statuses to read “OMG Monday”…and “I can’t wait for the weekend”…because we don’t hear it every fucking weekend – you useless cunts…

Here are some morning links and they are fucking great.

The Man was Killed to Death
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A Whole Bunch of Huge TIts
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Best GIFs of the Walking Dead Finale
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Courtney Stodden is Perfect at the Grave of her Idol
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Best News Bloopers of March
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Joanna Krupa’s Nipples in a See Through Dress at Some Event
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Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel Do Les Miz better than the Cast of Les Miz
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Hugh Jackman Performs Wolverine the Musical
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New Pics from the Kurt Cobain Death Scene…
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Nicole Aniston is my Porn GF
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Pornstars Hate Belle Knox Because She’s Full of Shit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The funny thing about unprotected sex is that when you tell a girl you want to have unprotected sex with her…she acts like she’s disgusted…but as soon as you get her down to fuck…and you don’t have a condom around…you’re going raw dog…it’s fascinating hypocrisy…

I guess it’s not fascinating..it’s a good thing for a lonely dude like you who’s dying to knock up a stranger or get an STD from a stranger so she calls you back and more importantly so you have proof for your gaming friends that you had sex…

It’s the weekend which means nothing for us unemployed degenerate hurt bags who suck at life…Here are some stepLINKS…

Nomi Fernandes is the Hottest Girl of All Time…all you haters just jealous
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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The BEst Screenshots in TV Court History
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Kylie Jenner Underage Bikini
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Emma Glover is the Slut of the Day
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Emma Roberts Panty Flash
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Breaking Bad is a Walking Dead Prequel
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Jennifer Lopez Big Boooty
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Mila Kunis has a New Man
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Dog Gets Scared by a Leaf
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FUCK COUGARS AND MILFS NOW!
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Courtney Stodden is a NAtural Beauty
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TUtu Unicorn Videobomb
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Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Cameron Diaz Has Got Gwyneth’s Back
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Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann
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I masturbated to this Pic of Kris Jenner twice
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Cairo Seems Like a Good College TOwn
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Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe
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The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Day
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Grandma Dancing to Ice Ice Baby
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Family Guy Penis Head in Every Episode.
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Cleavage for National Cleavage Day
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5 Racist X-Files Episodes
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Kim Kardashian makes Obscene Gesture
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Monika Pietrasinska Panty Flash
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The Gwyneth Paltrow Homewrecker
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Spiderman and Little Spiderman
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Double Scare Prank
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Josephine Skriver in L’Officiel
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Best Fails of the Week
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Tara Mackey Hotness
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Jennifer Connelly Looks Hot
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What You Thought Drinking Was Like WHen You Were 10
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Girls in front of the Mirror
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Cellphone Crashing at Disneyland
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16 Sexiest Game of Thrones Moment
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Reese Witherspoon in Tight Jeans
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32 Pics of Belle Knox!
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Hot Sideboob
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Zac Effron Wasn’t Looking for Drugs on Skid Row, He Was Looking for Sushi
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Freakish and Flexible
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Babe Messing with the Repair GUy
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Blonde Slut Naked in the Forrest
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Amateur School Girl – Seems Legit
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Jodie Gasson and Her Sideboob
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Topless Reporter
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I don’t Believe this is her First Masturbation Scene
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Hard Masturbator
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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LEARN HOW TO SEDUCE NOW!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Fashion porn…is getting more and more hardcore as the years go on. There was a time when you had to buy or steal a “Penthouse” or 50+ to get off…or to see a little twat, it was he 90s…we didn’t have internet back then.

You know, showing the pink, or lips, is why Larry Flynt is in a fucking Wheelchair…it is also the reason he’s a billionaire…but it must be funny for him to see how he had to fight obscenity charges, but now it’s considered fashion, when really it’s just a naked girl and we all love a good naked girl…

So this is progress and Anja Rubik looks good, even if you may prefer her in MUSIC VIDEOS….I prefer her hipster fashion model bush.

Amazing.

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

28

Mar

Music Video of the Day

Here are a bunch of trashy girls doing fun things in a trap music video I watched on mute, and that reminds me of a Glamour Model shoot…which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

You may recognize Jordan Carver, the one with the stupid sized cartoon tits…the other trashy, stripper looking girls who aren’t strippers people, but who I feel you can google to see naked are Lauren Hanley, Melissa Riso, Lena Sav, Marina Morozova
and Lauryn Bocook….not that they really deserve to be mentioned, when the focus should really be on what they are doing…and that’s being silly to a silly song…up on some KYLIE MINOGUE SEXERCISE

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for Facebook of the Day

Britney Spears decided to suck her gut in for a bikini selfie for her fans, because either she forgets she’s a mom of 2, or that she’s past her sex appeal prime, or that she doesn’t need to cry for attention anymore, unless it’s a subliminal cry for help, as she is a prisoner in her own life thanks to the people around her who exploit her for all the money she makes them…

It’s probably a pretty sad story, but she’s Britney Spears, it’s hard to feel sorry for her…but it’s not that hard to want to K-Fed her since you know she’s probably an easy, broken down target…it’s happened before…

TO SEE ALL HER BIKINI PICS THAT MADAMMEOW TOOK OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

28

Mar

Cora Keegan Titties for Elyse Walker Shoot of the Day

In case you missed it yesterday….Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

But I still write her love letters…because I am a romantic and feel that there is an importance to writing our own great american love story…or we could always just fuck…preferably finishing in her ass or hipster model bush….either way…I like her…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the fucking worst…

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

28

Mar

Adriana Lima Topless with No Nipples of the Day

Adriana Lima is still kind of alight to look at in her modelling topless…I mean I guess even a 300 pound circus clown would be alright to look at topless, it’s the internet, we’re on here to look at random train wrecks to get us through our boring lives, and a Brazlian supermodel…even when old and a mom…is still as good as any Cat meme…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2014

28

Mar

Carolyn Murphy for Vamp Magazine of the Day


My favorite thing about this model Carolyn Murphy is that she had a SEX TAPE

I don’t remember if it was a good sex tape, I just know I have it on the SITE and that when it originally came out, her lawyers went nuts and tried to erase it…yet it lives on today and every time she does a photoshoot…it comes back up…as it fucking should…because sex tapes are fun.

Posted in:Carolyn Murphy

2014

28

Mar

Singing in Cars with Selena Gomez of the Day

I don’t hate Selena Gomez, if anything she’s the star of this post, and I mean the star of all kinds of other things, like Justin Bieber’s virgin popping repertoire that we all know is just a spin by her genius manager mom who knows how to spin stories proper to help Selena be the star she is convinced she is…and for some reason, Selena seems to get it, seems to know what’s up, plays it right thanks to Disney Training, and doesn’t offend me at all, if anything, I wish she was singing into my penis like it was a mic, but that’s not saying much, I wish that for all girls.

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

28

Mar

Madison Murray Modeling Side Tit of the Day

I follow this MADISON MURRAY babe on instagram and figure she’s cute, and fun, and friendly, and fucks around with TMZ by driving Bieber’s car he was arrested in …all with a smile on her face like she knows her prank is good…and I think that kind of fun, easy going attitude…makes for a fun easy going life…and I’m into supporting that…

Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

28

Mar

Rachel Snider Nudes of the Day

Terrell Owens is apparently some scandalous, attention seeking, wife of Terrel Owens who he was dating for a minute before she moved on him like some kind of COCO stripper bitch using him as a platform to fame…and apparently these are nude pics of her, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…the best kind…

The only sport I watch is midget soccer…

Posted in:Rachel Snider