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2018

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I walked home from a drunken adventure at 7 am, thinking damn, I’m a champion at 50, like Heidi Klum is to wearing bathing suits, I am to being a drunken degenerate who gets home at 7 am not even after a night of fucking, I’m too old for that….but it was nice to see some hot mom with a great ass walking her kid to daycare or school, partially because of the great ass, but mainly because I’d rather be walking home at 7 am drunk, than walking some unappreciative piece of expensive shit to daycare after listening to him whine the entire morning while getting him ready….because he’s an unappreciative fuck who doesn’t realize how much his parents have to work just to keep a roof over his damn head….for the first time, I feel like I’ve made the right life choices…to ultimately suck at life but to every dark side there is a light

Here are some morning links…even though it’s 1 pm, but dude’s in their 50s who get home at 7 am, need their beautifying rest

Smart Ferret Opens Drawer
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Crash Avoided!
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Rob Lowe VS Bella THorne
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Woman Almost Hit by a Car
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Hailey Baldwin Skinny Legs Shopping
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The Ultimate Paper Airplane
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2018

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Keep your PUSSY in your PANTS you FAT Pig….

Opps that was a text message for my wife…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Seal Called Out Out Oprah and it’s Good
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Ashley Graham Sexually Assaulted at 17 Cuz She’S Hot
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Lady Gaga Cleavage
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Weinstein’s Wife Scores 15-20 Million dollars in Divorce
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Robot Strippers!
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I Don’t Support Weinstein – But the Guy Slapping Him is an Asshole….
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Gal Gadot SLutty
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Woman Got Costco to Refund a Christmas Tree
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Heidi Klum – Titty Flash
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Goose VS Plane
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Olympics are Terrible Investment
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Karma on the Street
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Girl Regrets Working with Woody Allen After the Fact
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Erika Jordan Slut
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Harvey Weinstein Attacked in Restaurant
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Black Widow Gets her Own Movie
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Margot Robbie Wants to be a Boss
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Aliens Themed Roller Coaster
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Gigi Hadid in Plain CLothes of the Day
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Stan Lee Loves Nurse
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Why Blue Pigment isn’t in Nature
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Kate Hudson Face-Timing Like an Asshole
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Madison Beer Underboob
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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter is Allowed to Leave the House
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The Troll Veronica From Riverdale
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Tara Reid Bikini Erotica
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Donna D’Errico in a Tight Dress
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Lottie Moss….Hot and Slutty
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Sarah Hyland on LUnch….
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Penelope Cruz in a Magazine
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Some Gigi Paris Bitch in Bikini Catalog Pics…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked in a Mesh Cat Suit
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Greek Slut in Bathing Suits
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Cleaning Up the Old Barn
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Silly Hat Beach Sex
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Dirty Secretary RUBS one Out
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Viva is a Hot Spread Girl
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Darling Starx Amateur Tits
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Helena’s Got the Classy Pussy Tat
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Cam Girl Got the Dildo
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Bikini girl Huge Tits
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Topless in the Kitchen
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2018

11

Jan

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Vergara, the Den Mother with her big tits, decided at 45 or 50 to put up some bikini pics of her mom body, because when you make a life from being a big titty, coke dealer / mule from Colombia that worked her way into Hollywood via Miami…you can’t forget your big titties people like to see, that made her who she is, one of the best paid, most famous TV stars when she can’t even speak the fucking language…

Debatably too old to be in a bikini…but never too old when your pervert fans and really anyone who likes a set of hispanic tits at any age in a bikini…especially when it’s not playing up it’s stupid accent…

Here is the clickbait…

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara

2018

11

Jan

Ashley Greene Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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Ashley Greene has a gnarly fucking cameltoe – which is really the most important thing about leggings, and being a banged out whore, who pretending she was celibate, when she was dating and banging a Jonas brother, which was a marketing tactic, she was in Twilight by chance and had to try to make it good….make it last…make people care about her…and I’ve heard nothing good about her, yet this cameltoe…is incredible.

HER BEST WORK.

And at least she’s not Ashley Graham….

RIGHT?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Greene|SFW

2018

11

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Monster of the Day

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Always remember that Ireland Baldwin was called a pig by her father and that set the foundation of her being…

I am sure he tried to cover it up, buy her love back, invest in her, but publicly, it happened, and she knows it did, and it’s deep within her core and she’ll dwell on it, she’ll never get over it, and she’s a fucking mess because of it and I’m sure other things…like being a spoiled brat, a shadow in her parent’s image, rich as fuck….well taken care of…but never going to be the star she wants to be…and even when she had a minute of almost having it, it was robbed of her by her cousin, people stopped caring about this one….and she was forced to go dark, lesbian and to rehab….

BUT LOOK AT HER NOW…in a bikini…hot.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

11

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Topless Mom Tits of the Day

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, is the crowd favorite. The hottest British Model besides Kate Moss, and the main model to decide to try acting, in efforts to prove that Megan Fox was replaceable, making her a good time…but not as good of a Time as she’e been for Jason Strathem or whatever his name, the bald action figure girls find hot, because he’s fit and rich and bald, and not bald like the loser with the belly playing videogames who works at the Movie Theatre at 40….

She’s never been one to not be topless, and she’s topless again, in a shoot, this time post baby making, which in and of itself should be a crime, and not just to bodies and vaginas, but to the world, we’re overpopulated, and shedding uterus before filling it with a baby is just gross…parasitic…a horror movie…

So now them tits are MOM tits…

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2018

11

Jan

Lily Mo Sheen Bikini of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is the daughter of Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen…and I guess the stepdaughter, and we like stepdaughters, of Sarah Silverman, which must be terribly irritating, since she’s like a disgusting farting dude…

The amazing thing about Lily Mo Sheen, at least to the Kate Beckinsale fans, who always impress me with their loyalty and level of perversion, is that she’s a product of her praised by her fans mom, and like her mom doesn’t look her age, only unlike her mom, is 18 and not looking her age is fucking perverted even if it’s technically legal, it doesn’t make it right…

The body’s too small…and you loving this, despite loving all things Beckinsale…is more perverted than all the times to jerk off to her mom…

Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2018

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, the ex Victoria’s Secret model, who at one time probably thought she was really fucking hot, really fucking winning, probably really fucking offensive to the people in her immediate circle, who saw her already inflated ego just blow the fuck up, before it was thankfully popped, after she got knocked up a few times from some Ibiza DJ…as these models sometimes do…

She’s pretty much faded into irrelevance, sure she’ll get a campaign here and there but nothing like the glory of being that PROMO model she always wanted to be…

But she’s managed to recruit her pregnant model sister, or angel, even if she’s been excommunicated, to hang out with her and GIRL is posting slutty pics heavy, knowing that finally someone will see them…

It’s the thirst the world needs to keep the jerk off material flowing.

TO SEE HER AND CANDICE ON THE BEACH TOGETHER- GET IT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2018

11

Jan

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev in Vintage Bikinis of the Day

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It amazes me that certain players in Hollywood who are known creepers, which for the record is likely every dude in Hollywood, they didn’t get into the movie business to make the most money possible, these are smart Jewish business people, they got into it for ego, to get noticed, to be seen, to be envied, otherwise they’d work behind the scenes somewhere and fuck hot chicks who aren’t models or actresses…

But the one player in Hollywood who I have heard the most stories from slutty girls I know or have met randomly – a guy who does blow off their assholes – sleeps 4 hours a day – is an aggressive fuck and who makes them sign contracts, and likely pays their rent for them to keep their mouths shut….is Seacrest…Julianne Hough’s ex boyfriend..making this mormon in her mormon bikini with her friend Nina Dobrev….in a mormon bikini….a dirty little mormon, even now that she’s married.

Wild times.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

11

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Bathing Suits of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is still on Vacation…in bathing suits… for her social media, which has pretty much become the foundation of who she is as a public figure, or artist, or whatever you want to call her…

She’s been at this for a long time, this getting naked thing, and I don’t know what people expected from LeAnn Rimes who went from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian people, good old low level Americans could appreciate and relate to…even spend their check on her CD to pretty much being nothing by a rich as fuck, LA based hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocks ome fake tits and a mangled face….

But I think all her fans will still buy into whatever the fuck she’s selling….because of loyalty and Christ…their lord and savior…

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