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2018

08

Jan

Golden Globe Whores of the Day

The Golden Globes happened, apparently, I mean I assume they did, I didn’t watch the shit, but there are pictures from the shit, that I can assume was the worst pile of bullshit pandering publicity stunt, partially because all award shows are bullshit publicity stunts, celebrating people who have already won, for their overpaid work that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world but that they think matters because they are vain, egotistical cunts….it’s an excuse to waste a lot of money, to televise something old people will watch, to see people from TV and the movies in dresses waiting around to win or lose, where the losing is the only good thing about the event.

I can assume that pansy Seth Meyers who hosted it, made lame jokes about Hollywood perversion. I can also assume that awards were given to more women and ethnic people so that the Golden Globes don’t get taken out as racist sexists living in the patriarch….I am sure not one person made reference to how nonsense this whole hollywood protest is, because all the women protesting sucked dick to get there and would again….if they really had to…not that they have to because they are already rich…

The script was pandering to the state of the world, the industry, and I’m sure ratings were fucking high, probably why they did this whole sex scandal thing, remember they are the media, they can do what they want to…

There were women at the event, celebrating being women, in black dresses with PINS on them saying how powerful they are united…and some people didn’t wear black which was nice to see..

Here’s a round-up of the majority of the people in attendance…because you don’t have to rape your brain with that garabge to see the tits at that garbage…you just need that internet connection

Penelope Cruz

Alexis Bledel – What Year is It??

Degenerate Kendall Jenner – Why is she even here?

Allison Brie – Not Sexy

Big Tits Christina Hendricks Hiding her Big Tits

Dakota Johnson

Dove Cameron

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Gal Gadot

Heidi Eugenics Klum

Jamie Chung

Jessica Biel and her Wife

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Madeline Brewer

Mandy Moore – What Year is it ??

Margot Robbie

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Penelope Cruz

Salma Hayek

Samara Weaver

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2018

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I go through life trying to increase my knowledge, trying to a better version of myself, trying to learn, trying to be inspired, trying to push my limits…at least when it comes to drinking…

So I’ve realized that you can’t do this alone, you are only as powerful as the sum of your parts, community over individual…you know some bullshit inspirational shit…

So you have to take what you can get from people, since we are all different, since we are all experts in our own right – so the key to expanding our own experience is to ask other people the right questions that will give us answers we can benefit from…

So I’ve broken this down to three questions I like to use to get the most out of people (chicks)

1- did you pee today
2- did you film it
3- can I watch

Here are some stepLINKS for the Weekend..

Caitlyn Jenner Cut Her Dick Off
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Selma Blair Kitty Flash for Attention – CLICKBAIT
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The Glitter Boob Chick Speaks Out on Being Topless Covered in Glitter Getting Boob Grabbed
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J.Law Public Erotica
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Cat VS Fart Fire FLAME….
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Charo is Still Worth a Fuck oh Wait that’s Khloe Kardashian
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Megan Fox Facetuned Hard
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Static Rope Line Jump
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Foldable Bulletproof Shield
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Amber Heard Might be Skynet Whatever the Fuck that Nerd Shit Means…
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Ben Vereen is the New Cosby
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Canada Gives Bieber a Shrine
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A Couple Fucking Idiots
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Sara Jean Underwood Boobs of the Day
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Bregoli….
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Charli XCX See Through Titties
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How Airline Competition Affects Price
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First Flying Bath Tub
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Margot Robbie and Tonya Harding in a Weird Photoshoot
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Jennifer Lopez in Sweatpants
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Jessica Chastain Looks Like She’s Lost 100 Pounds in her Tits
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Miranda Kerr – Billionaire on Christmas
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Selena Gomez and Bieber Do Pilates Together
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Kim Garner is Still in a Bikini
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Julie DeLaurenti, Juliane Elting, Cleo Fishel, Estrela Straus Naked in As A Whistle
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Eiza Gonzalez Got Some GooD TIT
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Surprise Pussy
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Perfect Tits of the Day
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Naked Bitch of the Day
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Big Dick Small Chick
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Pussy and Pearls
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Vitalago Porn
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Fat Dance COuple…
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Girl with Jizz on her Face…
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Two naked chicks on Camera
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Thick Ass.
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Awesome public hot Chick Fuck
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2018

05

Jan

Demi Lovato Bathing Suit of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Bikini Selfie-ing….or bikini posting….

Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home…

Her thickness doesn’t offend me…her showing off her thickness doesn’t offend me but I don’t like inconsistent liars….who try to spin things to her advantage and benefit and the people brainwashed by her just lap it up like puppies….one day she’s fat and not in make up celebrating being fat, the next she’s trying to be a hot instagram thot half naked on her instagram… I like consistent sluttiness…but I appreciate that at least she’s been working out to get to this bikini selfie pic we all love proven by the success of instagram.

There are more:

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2018

05

Jan

Halle Berry Got That Bikini On of the Day

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Halle Berry is on some comeback tour, because I guess she’s Halle Berry and ready to try to shine again, as these women hate tapping out and accepting their fate as only valuable when young and hot, so they put all kinds of energy into being old and hot…working out, diet, all that other stuff like plastic surgery…all in efforts to keep getting work, praise, etc…instead of just sitting on their pile of money..it’s like they think it’s their duty to us to clickbait…and post bikini pics…

I’m ok with that, like I’m ok with her being an icon or motivator to the young black folk of the world – even though she grew up white, in a white area, with a white mom, and the black thing is just an angle to win oscars…and I’m ok with that cultural appropriation because she’s hot…

Here’s some Halle Berry Booty in a Sheer Shirt of the DAy

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2018

05

Jan

Madison Beer May Have Nipples of the Day

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Madison Beer was in a crop top….and apparently you can see her nipple..which I guess i a big deal to pervert fans of Madison Beer who have wanted to see her nipple, but missed out on her nipple, because she doesn’t expose her nipple, as her mom has taught her to be a little modest in her fame whoring, a little low key, a little demure and classy, even in an era where nipples being exposed are just part of being a girl…even teens in high school are showing nipple in protest of the patriarchy….

I don’t see a nipple here…..but I figure if someone does see a nipple here it is my duty to share that with other people desperate enough to want to see nipples on a young busty youtube starlet who banged bieber for a record deal thanks to her mom’s hustle…

Apparently – she sings…

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2018

05

Jan

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is some clickbait performer who would show her tits as often as she could over the last 4-5 years of being a clickbait performer who never quite made it to the mainstream, like you don’t know her songs or her choreographed dances – but if you do you’re a fucking weirdo…

But she did have her tits and ass out, in leotards and other outfits, trying to get attention for her music the totally logical way…of having her tits and ass out rather than the merit of her singing ability, or songs and performance..because we don’t live in an era where you get famous for being good at something, everyone is good at something…we live in the porn generation where women get naked and pretend it’s about empowerment not low hanging strategies to get noticed…TITS GET HITS….and I’m all for that..who cares about shitty songs when we got tits.

She’s on vacation in a bikini and I guess I’m posting the pics she posted assuming you don’t follow her on social media…and you probably don’t..

Here are her nipples in 2016

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2018

05

Jan

Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day

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Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good…

I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be…

But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated…

I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird…

I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like…

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2018

05

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists…

I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack…

I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has…

Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

05

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Tits of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is one of the top profiles you should be following on social media…she is this travel and adventuring Pacific Northwest based Playboy chick who tried TV hosting after Seacrest got her new tits….

She goes to this amazing places and she takes these amazing nature shots that happen to have her slutty poses somewhere in the mix, like a where’s WALDO, but more of a where’s her ass or bolt on tits…

She camps, she does VAN LIFE, she lives in cabins, her boyfriend is even an instagram influencer in the Small Cabin / Small Home scene…and it’s a really weird mix of cheesy slutty naked and aspirational and beautiful…shit you want to have as your screensaver shit…

I am a fan…and so are millions of other people, but I have a feeling because she’s a nude model and in her mid 30s…she isn’t getting nearly as much money as she should…despite Kardashians making billions while being porn chicks…and I guess in ways she’s a porn chick in her own right, a camping porn chick who you haven’t seen fuck but you have seen her vagina…and shes hot.

Here’s a round-up of some of her pics.

There’s more…

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2018

05

Jan

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I wrote that a few months ago, that I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts.

She is not that hot, but she is a Victoria’s Secret model..so she matters…and knows her ass gets hits on social media….and she gets paid accordingly….so post it.

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