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2018

05

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists…

I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack…

I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has…

Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it…

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2018

05

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Tits of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is one of the top profiles you should be following on social media…she is this travel and adventuring Pacific Northwest based Playboy chick who tried TV hosting after Seacrest got her new tits….

She goes to this amazing places and she takes these amazing nature shots that happen to have her slutty poses somewhere in the mix, like a where’s WALDO, but more of a where’s her ass or bolt on tits…

She camps, she does VAN LIFE, she lives in cabins, her boyfriend is even an instagram influencer in the Small Cabin / Small Home scene…and it’s a really weird mix of cheesy slutty naked and aspirational and beautiful…shit you want to have as your screensaver shit…

I am a fan…and so are millions of other people, but I have a feeling because she’s a nude model and in her mid 30s…she isn’t getting nearly as much money as she should…despite Kardashians making billions while being porn chicks…and I guess in ways she’s a porn chick in her own right, a camping porn chick who you haven’t seen fuck but you have seen her vagina…and shes hot.

Here’s a round-up of some of her pics.

There’s more…

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2018

05

Jan

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I wrote that a few months ago, that I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts.

She is not that hot, but she is a Victoria’s Secret model..so she matters…and knows her ass gets hits on social media….and she gets paid accordingly….so post it.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2018

05

Jan

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tries to be Sexy for Fashion of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…

She’s crusty, dumpy and like Lena Dunham gets naked…

She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…

I did like seeing her pee in Secretary..but that was 100 years ago.

Here she is in a Throwback AP shoot trying to be sexy

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2018

05

Jan

Megan Irwin Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Megan Irwin is possibly Steve Irwin’s daughter, posing all naked or naked enough because the dad died when she was young, eaten by the wildlife he used to exploit to get rich, and she now has daddy issues….

Not to mention, she’s used to the good life, he was a big fucking star in his zookeeper’s outfit….and she’s forced to post seductively to get the bills paid, or people to follow her, because she fears the predators her dad used to exploit, but not scared to exploit herself…for that same audience…

She’s used to that good life…and the good life comes from this…

Then again, Megan Irwin may not be Steve Irwins daughter and this post was a waste of all of our time.

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2018

05

Jan

Kate Beckinsale in a Bra of the Day

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Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know and love from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…

My theory is that she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…or Plastic Surgery, or her whole existence is about conditioning herself to look good but I’ll stick with vampire theory…it makes more sense to her LARPING fans…not too busy LARPING to notice her.

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2018

05

Jan

Paula Bulczynska in some Random Magazine with THEM Titties of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is some Polish model – who is probably not an actual model – but more an instagram model – but what do I know about models…who AM I to decide what an actual model is or isn’t…she is signed with an actual agency….

I just assumed because she’s in Poland – she is a sex worker….her great set of tits who gets naked in photoshoots whether in Poland or international – for legit reasons or not – all tits are legit…

She is hot and hard working….because of communism….and has great tits….

I am going to campaign for her to be the next RAT COW….great tits, less vapid American trash….

Here are some pics….

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2018

05

Jan

Russian Dating and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Ass Grabber

Car Fire of the Day

Man Steals Woman’s Phone – Gets Hit By Taxi

Happy Monkey

Robber Gets Locked Inside Store

Billboard Takes Out Some Mother Fuckers

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2018

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever lay in bed at night alone – wondering where it all went wrong – remembering past sexual conquests or maybe those almost sexual conquests that could have totally changed the overall vibe of your life – you know if you found that love from that girl in High School that you were both too young and stupid to really dive into…or were you always a loser…and the only sexual conquests or almost sexual conquests you have had were based on your masturabtion tactics…getting all acrobatic and daring with the shit…like some Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O Jackass of masturbation…whether you do or not, I don’t really care…we’re all losers in some aspects of our lives..even the people who have it all figured out, the ones who just made million on BitCoin or other silly start ups…have aspects of life that they’ve failed on…so you’re not a failure alone…but a good way to win is clicking on these links..

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2018

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email today from a girl with a link to one of her nudes…

These pictures were private for my ex husband and of me 20 years ago. After we divorced he started a abuse campaign against me. And started posting my pictures in the internet. I am taking legal actions against my ex-husband but in the meantime the pictures are being spread all over the internet.

I am posting it because if you take nude pics, even 20 years ago, almost PRE-INTERNET on a bootleg digital camera…you’re still eligible for a smear campaign by a bitter MAN….who has no respect for a woman who broke his heart and who instead tries to shame her…

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Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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Ellen Alexander TITTY SLIP
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Carrie Underwood Fell Down the Stairs Because She Was Drunk and Her Husband Cheated on Her
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Rita Ora’s Nipple
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Truck VS Bridge It Doesn’t Fit Under
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Nick Jonas is Fucking Demi Moore
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Diane Kruger on Getting Over Joshua Jackson….
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Meerkat Feeding Time
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Spiderman 3D Art
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Charlotte McKinney got the Big Tits On
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Hot German Model of the Day
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Cassie Ventura in a Bikini
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Some Sleena Gomez Titty from November
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Actress Jime Ray Newman Naked in RUBBERNECK
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Bring Your Daughter to Work – The Porno
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Hot Naked Chick Named Cecelia in the Sand
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Amazing Girl Doing Flexbility Training…
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Some Chick Named Olga – Naked
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Cam Girls in Costume….
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Women Have Better Orgasms from Masturbating
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