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2017

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes ridiculous things happen to me, where I am forced to think “I should put that on my site that no one gives a fuck about”…but then….I drink 1 or 2 bottles of wine, or really any alcohol I can get my hands on, until my toes go numb from the diabetes, and I pass out and totally forget entire events of what happened to me…whether it’s the hot 18 year old girl getting fingered by her boyfriend from behind while Christmas shopping as her mom looks at iphone cases at the Kiosk…but it’s like it didn’t even happen, maybe that was just the Christmas Miracle / It’s a Wonderful Life moment I was looking for this holiday and it came to me in a dream….it’s all so confusing…

But remember CHRISTMAS IS IN A WEEK.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

REPORTER GETS A SNOWBALL THROWN IN HER FACE ON TV!!
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Kelly Rippa and her 16 Year Old Daughter’s Spanish Tits OUT
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Miami Thong Suit
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Culkin’s Home Alone Pro Wrestling Stunt is Fucking Weird
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Anna Kendrick Claims she was Objectified and Told to be SEXY – but she just couldn’t Pull it off.
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Truck Loses Control on the Icy Road
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Barry Diller and his Gold Digger – Billionaires – wants to Build the Dumbest Shit..
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Cop Attacks Handcuffed Woman
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GoPro Year in Review
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Cher is in Mamma Mia 2 and Here is the Trailer NO ONE asked for.
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2017

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a chick at Costco if she can fit into the freezer because you have big plans for the holidays and you want to make sure you can properly pull them off, may not get a laugh…and telling that same girl, who was wearing leggings by the way, that you’re just planning on killing your wife, especailly now that you’ve seen her….will not secure any new friendships in this festive holiday time…but the free samples will carry you through the hard times..

Here are some StepLINKS

Russell Simmons Started a #NotMe Movement to Deal With Being a Creep
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Angry Scooter Vs Cyclist….Psycho Style…
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Bieber’s Mom is Slutty…
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10 Games to Get you Through the Holidays
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Pregnant Kirsten Dunst
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Strange Activities in the Gym
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Roseanne Revival Gets Premiere Date – Finally..
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Drunk Girl Garbage Can Stuck on Head
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Kathy Griffen Hacked Anderson Cooper’s Career…
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Dustin Hoffman Flashed a Teen Girl
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Jodie Turner Braless

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The Strangest Activities at the Gym Ever
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Some Silly Holiday Gifts
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Kristen Stewart Topless on the Road
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This is the Worst Guy in the World…
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Macauley Culkin Interferes in Some Backyard Wrestling Match
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Board City Creator Buys Her 1.6 Million Hipster Retreat in LA
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Cat Being a Bread Thief
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Who Gives a Shit About Omarosa
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Avengers Cast Indian Gives Bullied Kid an Invite
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WTF is Going on in the Gym
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From the Forum

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Frankie Essex – Trashy Bikini
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Allison Brie in a Magazine
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Allison Brie at a Premiere
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Sofia Richie in a Tank Top

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Emma Roberts – Hipster at the Airport
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Some Katherine McNamara Chick You’ll Probably Want to Fuck
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Halle Berry at the Nail Salon

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Check Out Our Holiday Gift Guide
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Emily Didonato not Showing Off Tit
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Hot Mom Model in half Naked for GQ Mexico
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Rat Cow Face of the Day

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Kelli Garner – Cleavage
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Jennifer Aniston in Jeans
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Amanda Seyfried is Mad

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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Kayden Kross the Christmas Hooker
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Curvy Masturbator
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Biggest Tits Ever

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THE BEST SLUTS BEING SLUTS ON THE INTERNET EVER
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Cleanshaven Cam Girl Says What’s Up…
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You Gotta Have Fait – Watch her Strip
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Creepy BEEJ of the Day – Some ZORRO Shit
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StepMOM Fetish
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Hot Body Naked on the Beach
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A Compilation of Booty

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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Vida Guerra Christmas Sluttiness
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Busty Babe in the Shower
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Slutty Greek Celeb
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Girl Showing her Butthole
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2017

15

Dec

Bella Thorne Slutty Christmas Elf of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a nice, nostalgic, warm hearted, festive, holiday cheer filled way to slut out and slut up the birth of the Christ the dear savior lord…

I guess keeping it Legit, by pulling a Marry, all virginal yet pregnant like most virgins…you know thanks to pulling them tits out.

She’s one giant clickbait and it works, enough for perverts to notice, because we are simple, and thanks to noticing, girl’s getting work from it and that in and of itself makes pulling the titties out worth her time…I mean it’s not like it takes that much time…

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2017

15

Dec

Madison Beer in a Slutty Bra of the Day

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Madison Beer can’t be drunk like other beer because she’s only 18, but that didn’t stop Bieber for loving up her head….sticking his fingers in it…all while signing her to his label so it seemed more legit, some Weinstein shit, only with girls who have parents who allow that behavior because they want that fame money…it’s the American dream…get famous…

She’s out in a bra, good behavior, good outfit, for someone who wants to trick people into thinking she’s good and apparently that works because I’m lookin…and buying into whatever the fuck this is…

Maybe I’m just trying to stay youthful and connected to what’s hot, or maybe it’s just about youthful hot tits, which I guess are both the same thing…

Here is that outfit.

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Here she is out in mom jeans

Here is a video of her tits on social…media.

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2017

15

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Face Hider of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale has a shitty face on her fit, but now older body, that will likely end up looking like her trashy mom’s body, but possibly less bedazzled like it was the 90s and she was working the flea market before whoring out her kid..

I like the idea of face hiding when you feel insecure about your face – because even if your PR team has pushed that you’re hot thanks to DISNEY marketing team a decade ago – you actually know you’re not…

When it comes to Tisdale, the more boring High School Musical girl…it’s not about the face, but about the fit body, now old body, married body, cheesy mainstream and lame body….in leggings…and even that’s not hot.

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Here’s her video…from social media….

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2017

15

Dec

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence in a Big Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a fat model, who wasn’t always fat, but who found an angle and got booked for being fat, while not booked for being skinny, ignored and irrelevant event, but the second she got fat she started getting paid so she milked that as hard as she could…

Likely disgusted by being fat her entire life of wanting to be a model so fucking bad…only to embrace it because she wanted fame and attention so fucking bad..and here she is getting paparazzi love while eating a popsicle…sugar water really…to maintain her form.

Diabetes is a real thing, cardio health a real thing, people dying from sedentary life on the computer eating bad foods and not moving, it is proven that fat kills…I’m a fucking diabetic because of it…as much as so many people are..

So to celebrate sick people, being sick, like they aren’t sick, makes me fucking sick…

Kids need to not eat candy or sugar, they need to not think being fat is ok, because it isn’t ok, and it doesn’t look good..it fucking kills…but unfortunately it hasn’t killed my wife yet, which is unfortunate really.

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2017

15

Dec

Kendal Lee Schuler Tits Out of the Day

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She may look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

But apparently she’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex, whatever that means, he’s a homosexual and just overcompensates by flying models around with him to talk about boys together, if he even talks to them….because I’ve met girls in his entourage and he pretty much ignores all of them…

We don’t know for a fact whether she’s Leo’s ex or not, I didn’t bother googling it, but I can assure you if she was she really wants us to know it.

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2017

15

Dec

Week in Review – Kirsten Dunst Fat of the Day

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A few days ago people were posting these Kirsten Dunst pics – demanding to see her pregnancy test results – and not just because they are into women peeing on random objects – but because they care..

This is the hottest story besides the news reading Trump Tweets……I’ve been seeing these pictures pop up on the forum, I am forced to ask…why the fuck do people care about whether Kirsten Dunst puts sperm in her cunt or not…she’s 40 fucking years old and she spent a decade of her life medicated, on drugs, a fucking mess…before making her comeback….so the only concern should be whether the baby will come out a flipper baby…if she is pregnant…and if she’s just fat..you can still focus on her old fat tit…a tit that’s been fat the bulk of her career…

This is Kirsten Dunst, there must be better things to look at and jerk off to, like old Kirsten Dunst content…

An aging woman pushing the limits of when a woman should get pregnant or not…playing god …isn’t porn to me…but could be to you.

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2017

15

Dec

Gigi Hadid in Leggings for Christmas of the Day

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Tis the Season to see some Arab chick dressed like Santa Claus, to remind us all that Christmas is dead, it is nothing to do with your JESUS you love so much and everything to do with commercialization, getting people to buy buy buy and consume consume consume to let the world think they are participating in some Relgious shit, while giving brands and companies a solid Q4 thanks to people feeling guilty not giving their loved ones they want…

The interesting thing about these Gigi Hadid is that she doesn’t even look like Gigi Hadid, the new face, has done some interesting things for her, thanks to her dad buying her a career that she’s allowed to spill over into her sister’s career – in their trying to make the HADID family a powerhouse name…based on lies…

CHRISTMAS… VISIT MY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE

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2017

15

Dec

Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tookes being Slutty of the Day

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Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tookes took to the streets to participate in a photoshoot for a billion dollar evil brand that sells overpriced, shit quality panties, to the world of middle of the road mall shoppers….by just showing up….because they are the hired vagina used to sell overpriced, shit quality panties to the middle of the road mall shoppers…

I don’t know how these immigrant babes are relatable in the least, but they exist and they get half naked for a million dollars a year, lottery winners in the get half naked for money lottery and these aren’t that easy to jerk off to – but you can always try.

Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck, which is a fetish to a pervert like me, because I frequent the Pro Anorexia forums all the time, looking for women who really care about their looks more than their health, and from my years of having this anorexia fetish….of at least she’s not fat, I can tell an eating disorder when I see one and it usually comes in the form of excess body hair…that you’ll notice on Romee Strijd’s arm…and who can blame her, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…give girl a break…she’s got unrealistic body expectations to project to the world….my girl…

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