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2017

15

Dec

Kendal Lee Schuler Tits Out of the Day

She may look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

But apparently she’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex, whatever that means, he’s a homosexual and just overcompensates by flying models around with him to talk about boys together, if he even talks to them….because I’ve met girls in his entourage and he pretty much ignores all of them…

We don’t know for a fact whether she’s Leo’s ex or not, I didn’t bother googling it, but I can assure you if she was she really wants us to know it.

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2017

15

Dec

Week in Review – Kirsten Dunst Fat of the Day

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A few days ago people were posting these Kirsten Dunst pics – demanding to see her pregnancy test results – and not just because they are into women peeing on random objects – but because they care..

This is the hottest story besides the news reading Trump Tweets……I’ve been seeing these pictures pop up on the forum, I am forced to ask…why the fuck do people care about whether Kirsten Dunst puts sperm in her cunt or not…she’s 40 fucking years old and she spent a decade of her life medicated, on drugs, a fucking mess…before making her comeback….so the only concern should be whether the baby will come out a flipper baby…if she is pregnant…and if she’s just fat..you can still focus on her old fat tit…a tit that’s been fat the bulk of her career…

This is Kirsten Dunst, there must be better things to look at and jerk off to, like old Kirsten Dunst content…

An aging woman pushing the limits of when a woman should get pregnant or not…playing god …isn’t porn to me…but could be to you.

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

15

Dec

Gigi Hadid in Leggings for Christmas of the Day

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Tis the Season to see some Arab chick dressed like Santa Claus, to remind us all that Christmas is dead, it is nothing to do with your JESUS you love so much and everything to do with commercialization, getting people to buy buy buy and consume consume consume to let the world think they are participating in some Relgious shit, while giving brands and companies a solid Q4 thanks to people feeling guilty not giving their loved ones they want…

The interesting thing about these Gigi Hadid is that she doesn’t even look like Gigi Hadid, the new face, has done some interesting things for her, thanks to her dad buying her a career that she’s allowed to spill over into her sister’s career – in their trying to make the HADID family a powerhouse name…based on lies…

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2017

15

Dec

Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tookes being Slutty of the Day

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Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tookes took to the streets to participate in a photoshoot for a billion dollar evil brand that sells overpriced, shit quality panties, to the world of middle of the road mall shoppers….by just showing up….because they are the hired vagina used to sell overpriced, shit quality panties to the middle of the road mall shoppers…

I don’t know how these immigrant babes are relatable in the least, but they exist and they get half naked for a million dollars a year, lottery winners in the get half naked for money lottery and these aren’t that easy to jerk off to – but you can always try.

Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck, which is a fetish to a pervert like me, because I frequent the Pro Anorexia forums all the time, looking for women who really care about their looks more than their health, and from my years of having this anorexia fetish….of at least she’s not fat, I can tell an eating disorder when I see one and it usually comes in the form of excess body hair…that you’ll notice on Romee Strijd’s arm…and who can blame her, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…give girl a break…she’s got unrealistic body expectations to project to the world….my girl…

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2017

15

Dec

Simon Cowell’s Beard Lauren Silverman Nipples of the Day

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Simon Cowell’s Jewish baby momma, or wife, or girl he fucks or at least fucked once – likely imagining Seacrest’s tight man pussy while busting deep inside her 65 year old body – before knocking her up thanks to fertility drugs, or an enterprising Jewish woman’s ability to figure out a solid retirement plan, because the God complex rich kid Cowell, who is clearly on some level of Narcissist, there’s no way this motherfucker doesn’t jerk off to himself in the mirror, is rich as fuck…and that, coupled with fame will make any Silverman, Silverstein, Silver, swoon in her one piece with her big Jewish titties out, to distract from the fact she’s built like BUBBY…

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2017

15

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger and her Tranny Titties of the day

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Is this Bruce Jenner or Nicole Scherzinger, who can really be too sure in this world of everyone jacked the fuck up and confused about gender because they’ve decided a penis and balls can define them or get in the way of them being a pretty girl who all the boys jerk off to…

She’s just luckier than bruce because she’s made a career as a woman, despite how hard her face is, girl stripper danced harder than a Madonna Back-Up dancer, straight out of the gutter…the prostitution ring that was Pussycat Dolls…run by that other tranny Robyn Anton or whatever her name is…these girls are tranny hookers who tricked the world..

But with tits busting out, and a pile of money, no one asks questions on the origin of that pussy – or who built it out for her when she was on a trip by to the Philippines to meet her dad.

GOOD TIMES…

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2017

15

Dec

Nicki Minaj is 35 Years Old with her Tits Out of the Day

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I just found out that Nicki Minaj is 35 years old, you’d think bitch would lay back and settle down and make some babies, considering the closer you get to 40, the more likely your kid will come out all retarded…assuming that her kid wouldn’t come out all retarded just having to be created inside of Nicki Minaj, you know forced to eat all the shit that she is full of, because girl is full of shit….

You know the kind of girl who was in acting school, and auditioned to play a part that has evolved into whatever the fuck that is…

She’s plastic surgery ridden monster with the nipple tassels on…and that in and of itself is garbage….SHE GARBAGE.

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2017

15

Dec

Girl Who Smells her Panties on Youtube and Other Video of the Day

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Man Swings Chair at Woman’s Face

Chinese Man Creates a Sheet that Makes Him Invisible

Mailtruck Crashes – into Tree

First Hit of Coke

Police raid a nightclub.

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2017

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think in this era of sexual assault, where everyone is going mental over the sexual assault, misogyny, men being sleazy perverts despite women being all objectifying themselves for attention….which would justify men being sleazy perverts..

I think it is so important, now more than ever – to wear offensive t-shirts – like “Sit on My Face” shit you’d see truckers wear in the 80s…bumper stickers that say other pervert shit based on tits..

BRING IT BACK…be a man…

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Chair Hydrofoil Backflip
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No One Cares Who Super Size Me Raped…
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Lenny Kravitz Talked about his Weiner
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2017

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what the hell is going on with this Net Neutrality vote, but I know that it’s a prime example that the government who you pay taxes to, are working for you, but rather they are working for the corporations who pay them off, to give them regulations to allow them to further profit from their customers, you, while controlling the media you consume and digest..

I don’t know what that means for sites like this, the independents, but I can assume that I’ll be blocked by some providers, which has been going on forever, but it’ll make creating the next facebook, youtube, or any other platform next to impossible..

Just what you need, is to pay the cable / internet providers more money, for them to have more control, over what you consume.

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You should consider revolting this control mechanism put into place, but you can’t because you’re their bitch, you need their internet connection, you don’t have other options…but maybe you do…figure that one out…

It’s fucking crazy that these people got paid off and can dictate giving the INTERNET SERVICE providers the power of WHAT sites you can access or not.

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Miss BUM BUM’s Towel Shower Shoot
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Amanda Knox is Getting a Vice/Facebook Show on Gender Bias
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Russel Simmons Taken Out by 4 More Women
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Contortionist Archer

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Hailee Steinfeld’s Booty…
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Newsbloopers of the Year
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Disney Buying Fox is Terrifying
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Cameltoe of the Day

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Slutty Instagram Whores Doing the Black Tape Project
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Morgan Spurlock Outs Himself as a Rapist
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Two Hotties You’ve Never Heard Of in Bikini
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The Rock Plans on Being the Next President
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty
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Kid Does Some Jackass Stunt…
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Insurance Scam Caught on Tape
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In Blac Chyna News…Who Cares…
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Olivia Culpo in a Sports Bra

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Adriana Lima Won’t Die Off
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Hero Santa
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The Cow Who Keeps Escaping the Nativity Scene…
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A Retrospective of Young Women Russell Simmons has Done Yoga Up Inside
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Google’s Top Search Trends
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People Doing “Cool” Things…
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Olivia Munn at an Event Being Bullshit
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Jessica Chastain at an Event
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This Alicia Arden Clickbait-er – for Christmas
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Madison Beer in Jeans
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Megan Fox in Tight Jeans with the Thick Thighs
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Kylie Minogue Tits in a Tight Dress
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Frenchy Morgan Clicbaiting in a Bikini
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Greatest Drinking Game…Weinstein APproved

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Two Naked Chicks in the Wild
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Crissy Moran is a Natural Beauty
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