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2017

13

Dec

Hailey Baldwin’s Lingerie Slutty Workout Asshole Video of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is really selling the dream…or living the dream…or scrambling to become a dream…as hard as she fucking can because she’s tired of being the third runner up amongst her friends those Hadids and the Jenners, because she likely thinks she’s hotter, her family definitely not as rich, but in theory more famous…you know Stephen was Barnie Rubble in the Flinstones live action…as well as a contestant on The Apprentice…

She’s scrambling hard, doing fitness in her lingerie for “fashion” in a concept the low level perverts like me and you have been seeing for fucking ever, her full ass getting racy, because it’s an honor to be a part of the movement that is LOVE magazine, despite being a weirdo Christian thnaks to her drug addict father..

Point being, she’s figured out do all media, go slutty it gets clicks or go home, like when she was fucking Bieber when she was 16…moving into the Jenner / Hadid circle…

I’m not a fan, I think she’s got a hard tranny face like her cousin, but she’s young, skinny, fit, and trying real fucking hard…putting in real fucking work, really putting work in, here she is in Wonderland Magazine, and apparently she’s hosting a TV show people likely don’t watch, you know her CLICKBAIT GAME strong…

She knows…it’s time to make a name for herself using her dad and uncles name and money and celebrity to help her…

I can’t complain…despite wanting to boycott love magazine…squats in sheer panties..great clickbait to me.

Here she is in her other shoot for Wonderland Magazine…slutty enough.

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2017

13

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld and Friends Dressed a Little Dramatic at the Pitch Perfect Premiere of the Day

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I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing..

Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala..

It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral.

I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head…

Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage..

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Anna Kendrick brought her over hyped, overpaid, over developed face and back to the event – despite being 40 and playing a college girl….Hollywood magic people…Hollywood magic. Also Dressed like the porn awards, rocking what could be pregnancy, because she’s old..or maybe it’s just muff gunt…WHO can really tell…or care…what a monster

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2017

13

Dec

Bregje Heinen with her Titty Out Photoshoot of the Day

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With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like dog shit because her last client made her fuck some frozen dog shit, it was his thing, and she had no time to shower, because you get what you pay for…

BREGJE…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…WITH HER TITTIES OUT…

ALL photoshopped professionally….WITH HER TITTIES OUT..

I am so glad we get the exclusive look at the TITTIES OUT…you know because she’s not digging deep by taking the TITTIES out to get noticed, that would be shameless…and this is a lady we’re talking about..

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2017

13

Dec

Demi Lovato – Full Make-Up – Inside Tit of the Day

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Demi Lovato decided to show some inside tit, that’s the singular cleavage on the inside side of the tit, not the undertit, or the side tit, it’s more than that, it’s better than that, it’s the deep inner tit that lives pressed up against the other tit, assuming she has one, but we can’t tell from this shameless selfie angle, we only see the one…

I am not a Demi Lovato, or Demi Moore fan for that matter, I find the name Demi idiotic…but I really find this one annoying…because as I look at her selfie, where she’s basically had her face half erased from the make-up and filters, I remember a time when she was dating Wilmer Valderamma and embraing the whole no-make-up Monday I think she called it…

Yes, the fact I know that is ridiculous, but the fact that a fat dumpy bitch in a relationship produced content around it to the fat dumpy fans – and got press for it – only to turn her back on TWO years of her pushing this agenda – to become a fucking Kardashian…is more ridiculous..

Why do you people make these people famous…HER TITS AREN’T EVEN THAT GOOD so it can’t be that…

Perverts.

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2017

13

Dec

Beate Muska Lookin’ Good half Naked of the Day

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I googled Beate Muska to make sure that she wasn’t Chad Muska’s wife, then daughter, cuz he’s likely pretty old now, but also pretty rich, because along with being a pro skater at the right time, he was able to start up a few Shoe companies, clothing companies, that I think were sold for millions, if not hundreds of millions of dollars, and he was also a DJ or music person, who put a boombox in a backback in the 90s, cuz he was so Rave….and I have fucking no idea why I know so much about Chad Muska, I blame being a burnout crackhead in 1998 with a Playstation and Tony Hawk Pro Skater…

So it’d make sense if she was his daughter, or if she was his wife he imported touring, I mean who knows or cares what Chad Muska is up to these days…but from all the hard research I’ve done, she’s just ethnic, in LA, trying to make it, all skinny girl and amazing face, I mean that Jawline is sold…and I support her positioning herself as a 22 year old in a bikini….it works for me, and for you…and for the entire human race…there are people dying, and this won’t save them, but they can jerk off to it.

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2017

13

Dec

Megan Fox Still Lives and is in Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know whether these Megan Fox pictures are new or old. I do know that they are rumored to be for some bootleg version, or international version of a known magazine brand, which really means nothing, sometimes those bootleg magazines aren’t even affiliated with the American one people think of as relevant because they’ve been around forever…

I do know that something’s going on in her middle aged brain – probably from mental health issues, maybe post-partem depression after so many fucking kids, with her captor from when she was hot, Brian Austin Green, someone she’s stuck with since he originally brain washed her, not necessarily someone who she’s been exclusive or loyal to, a girl’s gotta make a living, case some movies, feel important, become brand ambassador to a classic Hollywood Lingerie shop…at 40 years old…

So she’s trying to stay hot, stay remembered, matter and it’s weird… I prefer when sex tapes are the solution to feeling a need to be wanted, not shitty posing…but whatever…people, mainly perverts still like her…and that’s what this is about really…this Christmas time of year.

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2017

13

Dec

Olesya Rulin is a High-School Musical Girl in a Sexy Shoot of the Day

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I was forced to watch High School Musical this year for the first time, the things I will do for the love and admiration of a 26 year old girl from TINDER’s tits….in her DORM room, she’s a little slow on her undergrad…whatever.

Point of the story is I don’t remember Olesya Rulin, possibly because I was too busy looking at the tits in the dorm room, not the actually bullshit movie I originally thought was a TV show…I do remember Ashley Tisdale’s mangled face, this time annoying in “live action”…a decade ago…and Vanessa Hudgens not in her nudes…while Olesya Rulin just didn’t stand out to me…

But here she is….doing sexy internet photoshoots showing off what could be a hot body…I appreciate the effort, she may not have got famous yet…but she’s making the right moves and there’s still hope for her…you can tell by her tight body.

I guess I should see what her face looks like before being so encouraging…I get easily carried away when photoshoots show skin.

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2017

13

Dec

Iggy Azalea is Plastic and Terrifying of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is pretty hilariously shaped, I mean she obviously gets work done, humans are shaped like this, she looks like a fucking cartoon, but not the kind of cartoon you weirdo hentai masturbators would jerk off to, I mean I actually don’t know if that’s true, people who jerk off to hentai are fucking work, but the kind of work she gets done is fucking hilarious regardless, not sexy to me, but black dudes like it and that works for her, but she looks like an instagram filter, and could be instagrammed filter, the stomach liposuction-ed, the legs and ass thick, walking around like some kind of ostrich…

I don’t get when sex appeal looked like this, but I blame the Kardashians…and the mooch bitches like Iggy Azalea trying to cash in on it.

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2017

13

Dec

Abby Brothers Naked for Playboy’s Cruelty to Animals Issue of the Day

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Abby Brothers is naked….

Naked with a wild animal

That should NOt be in captivity.

That should be Wild….

Like what the fuck is this petting Zoo….with some fucking hooker, instagram THOT, naked chick….

Is this supposed to be a next level viral shoot, hoping for the clicks?

It’s 2018 in three weeks motherfuckers, why are people being mean to animals, you think the fucking animal wants to be there, sure the asshole who captured him and exploits him to the idiot production companies that put out content like this what him there, he makes 1500 or more a day, but the cat doesn’t want to be there and should have mauled this low level instagram abusive to animals, in Playboy cuz playboy is hurting and will feature any and all instagram girls…shit…

I am offended by any asshole who shoots these pics, any model who participates in this shoot, no matter how desperate she is to get noticed….and you should be too.

Not to mention, if you’re gonna do a nude shoot and not show pussy, but rather stand next to a giant pussy….you fucking suck…..and deserve to remain low fucking level…

I hate this.