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2017

21

Nov

600 Year Old Gwen Stefani in Marie Claire

Wanna know what the world has seen enough of?
Tranny, who was married to a Tranny lover, and now dating an old beat up drunken cowboy with a lot of money who I guess could never admit he’s gay, even though he seems pretty fucking gay to me, in the Brokeback Mountain way….and I guess with the choice in pussy he makes…

AKA

Gwen Stefani….

From a young age, her ripped abs and musculature made me uncomfortable while trying to sexualize her, and whenever I’d meet a guy who would call her hot, he was either a bro who thought any girl was hot, you know the he’d fuck anything kind of guy….or a closet case..

Yet she still exists, still tries to market and publicity stunt herself, half naked in Marie Claire

She’s also looking weird pre-taping Macy’s performance

Because she’s a dude.

Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Elle Fanning is Super Creepy of the Day

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Watching Elle Fanning eat for the paparazzi, like she doesn’t care they are following her, like she is letting them watch her, because she probably doesn’t care that they are following her, maybe she likes that they are following her…..it makes her feel like she’s made it, but she knows she’s made it….

I like to think it’s more a living life in an aquarium, a cage, a glass box for everyone to look in on and watch, judge, comment on….because she’s a fanning…you know so used to people staring that it’s like they don’t matter or exist cuz they are always there…in a she is just going through life..and we are just watching…but hopefully something cracks, rage happens, a break down happens….it’s more exciting than girl looking all robotic and humanoid….

But in the meantime, here’s her creepy lunch…just look at that exploited teen chew.

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Margot Robbie Vogue Australia of the Day

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Whenever I see Margot Robbie….I wonder who’s dick she sucked….

Oh I know Australian girls and not once have I seen one turn down a drink, or a good time…they are wild, they are fun, they fuck, and they look good…

Now I don’t think Margot Robbie is that hot, she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street while naked, but I’ve managed to find it in myself to move on and not care, because I don’t care….but also because as time has gone on with her…she keeps getting fatter and fatter…uninteresting really…but booking huge fucking jobs..

How does an immigrant on a work visa move to LA and re-invent herself as a huge fucking star that local Americans can’t even make happen for themselves…how did she get the right meeting and get hired….she’s a fucking SCAB…stealing jobs from Americans…Trump would be mad if she was a man and Mexican but while hot and Australian…keep giving her that money…

These are pics from VOGUE AUSTRALIA, her mother country, celebrating her win….but I still don’t get her fame, fortune, success…but believe at my core…she sucked the right dick.

This is from Vogue…shit looks as good as she gets, make-up, good lighting, etc…and it’s not even that good.

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Alex McGregor Topless South African Model of the Day

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Alex McGregor is some South African actress or model who is posing in some erotic and cheesy photoshoot with her nipples out.

If you know anything about South African, it’s that they are typically hated by most people for being the worst kind of abrasive and racist white people…

But you’ll also know that they live in a country with a really high AIDS rate, and with photoshoots like this, it can’t be helping curve that…you know all smutty and stimulating on the erections of the nation…

And you’ll also know that South African women, with all their mixed DNA from pirates or pioneers or prospectors from a bunch of countries looking for BLOOD DIAMONDS and/or slave labor over centuries, have made them fucking hot…..

Posted in:Alex McGregor

2017

21

Nov

January Jones Flashing her Bra of the Day

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I don’t know much about January Jones, but I’ll assume that she’s a typical actress who made it to a certain extent in Hollywood, by doing what it takes to make it in Hollywood, only most people don’t like admitting that they got to Hollywood that way, they like to think they made it happen on their own merit..it’s basic psychology…no one wants to admit they are a whore, even though they are whores, and behave like whores…especially when they position it as just having fun….

Like this pic of January Jones…flashing bra…for no reason but attention…pretending it’s her Christmas card look…like she pretends her kid out of wedlock with a mystery man isn’t guaranteed monthly revenue for someone who likely thought she’d never make it.

I don’t care enough about January Jones to know her backstory…or to look it up, but I do know she’s a celebrity for whatever reason and celebrity in bra is content to me.

Just working on different scenarios for my Christmas card.. This is my James Brolin shirt from the og Amityville Horror, snowflake bra, green heart necklace, pink eyeglasses, and feathered bangs look option. All those things make me think of Christmas and the fact that I have to explain that to everyone is so stupid. Option B to come.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Kate Beckinsale’s Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…where she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…but I’ll stick with vampire…

She’s wearing some leggings, like most moms in their 40s, you can leave your house and women everywhere are rocking the leggings, even fat women in their 40s, because shit is forgiving, it holds them together, and most importantly feels like they are wearing nothing…it’s the SWEATPANTS you can jerk off to and not realize the bitch in them is just a fucking lazy slob….not fucking a lazy slop because as a lazy slop…I can attest that no one’s fucking me….

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Delilah Hamlin Seductive of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rinna, some soap star, reality star, exists but doesn’t matters’ daughter, and she looks pretty fucking good…but I guess you would have to when you parents are cheesy, vain, LA gameshow host looking, low level stars….

I guess she’s like all other vain LA rich kids, trying to celebrate how hot she is, how great her life is, all for social media, in efforts to get paid by brands, even though they don’t need any money…it’s all for ego..

But she’s young and looks good, and for that, she should be rewarded….

I don’t know what the above video is all about, but she posted it yesterday, and it’s erotic to the right person, I mean what was her inspiration, her message, her point…it’s like some weird voyeur porn with no conclusion or climax…I want to see the sequel where she rubs her ass til she cums…this cockteasing is just dumb.

Here she is in a pink bikini…

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Rihanna Looking Hot for Dazed Magazine of the Day

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Dazed magazine, not to be confused with the exploitative Paper magazine, who try to break the internet by exploiting black women who have made it in the white woman, not that Kim Kardashian is black, or can be exploited more than she’s exploited herself….put out their own break the internet, featuring Rihanna…but not for having an orgy with herself, like you’d expect from her, at least in her slutty years…and not for balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass, but for being really fucking scaled down, not made up, like a girl in art school out at a bar…fully clothed…and I guess it’s to not piss off her Arab billionaire suitor who wants his girl to be respectable…or maybe it’s cuz she’s given up, her weight gain would make you assume that…and this is zero hot…

I guess everyone has a lifespan and she’s managed to make a lot of fucking money in a short period of time that she could pretty much take selfies of herself shitting, taking nasty fucking dumps after eating too many chicken wings, and people would still go nuts for her…give her brand deals….and celebrate whatever scam it is she managed to pull off…

Magical really

Here she is for Vogue Paris

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Maitland Ward is a Fucking Monster of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a fucking monster that I don’t understand..

I know she barely exists, but sites I steal my content from seem to think she matters…

When factoring in that actual young and hot girls, some just as busty as this one, exist and are producing pretty nude content for social media, it makes her getting media or coverage confusing as fuck….

We live in an era where we don’t need to rely on 45 year old girls from a TV show no one remembers doing the real low level, bootleg exhibitionism for attention..

Yet people give her the attention, which keeps her going, despite being a virtual no one on all levels…possibly even a hired hooker….but those big tits, in a weird sex shop piece…in some posing for attention is just too fucking weird to ignore.

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2017

21

Nov

Olivia Wilde Bathing Suit Erotica of the Day

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Her name is Olivia Wilde, but her real name is Olivia Cockburn, and looking at her in a one piece, either because she’s a midget, or a mom in her late 30s…is doing just that…burning my cock..she’s so fucking disgusting…like a pile of sloppy rich British mashed potatoes, the human version….

I don’t even know where she came from, why she exists or why the nerds like her, but now I really have to question the general opinion of the masses, the social norm that gets this bitch work…because this is so fucking average looking, like any mom at the water park, I don’t get it…but it happened…

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW