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2017

15

Nov

Monica Bellucci Old and Nude of the Day

Old Italian guys fucking love Monica Bellucci…

If you go to an Italian barber, or to an Italian bakery, or an Italian restaurant….or even if you’re into petty crimes and work with the Italian mob, or find yourself at WWE events or Soccer events, you’ve likely heard and Italian along with saying BRO as every second word mention how hot Monica Bellucci….

I have a theory that Italian guys are momma’s boys and love the idea of fucking their moms, while Monica Bellucci is old enough to be their mom…or maybe they are so disconnected with their culture being American that they think they need to fall in love with the old country…or maybe, just maybe it’s her big tits from the 90s that are no 90 but still tits…

Who really knows…so many questions…we don’t need answers for.

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2017

15

Nov

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

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2017

15

Nov

Four Women VS Retarded Robber and Other Videos of the Day

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Kid Getting Bullied in Ohio – I call this Pre-School Shooting…

Dude Punches Friend – Friend Has Seizure

Naked Woman in the Streets

People Filming COrpse

Boy Accidentally Shoots Gun Salesman

Boy Beats his Mom

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The older I get, now this is going to sound preachy, but the older I get, the less substantial my morning erections are….if they even happen…and they usually don’t…for so many reasons…like hormonal…maybe overall health…circulatory…diabetes, obesity, alcoholism…but when they do happen…like ships sailing past in the night…I never have girls willing to send me nudes to make that erection count…and I’m sure as hell not going to use it on my wife..or looking at my wife…

Which reminds me of a better time, when girls were sending nudes, I had that shit working like a faucet, just a “show me your pussy”…and they’d send me their pussy…but now..it turns into a political debate like debate club while I hate debate club….about how bad and basic of a man I am…when girl doesn’t grasp…we’re basically dealing with a resurrection of christ moment here…my erection…he comes around so rarely…let’s not scare him away.

Yet…he’s always scared away….

We’re in dark times, everyone seems more perverted and exhibitionist, but I’m struggling to stay afloat, recruiting even just one spread ass pic….

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George Takei is Sorry for Sounding Like a Creepy Old Gay
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Mick Jagger’s 22 Year Old Girlfriend
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Chastain Big TITS…
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No One Gives a Fuck About this Record Breaking Thing
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Jorgie Porter in a Slutty Calendar Shoot
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Christmas Ad of the Day
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The Most Future Famous Couple I’ve Never Heard of
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Cards Against Humanity VS Trump
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Doutzen Kroes in lingerie of the Day
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How to Get Into the Last Hef Playboy Mansion Party
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2017

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I had to go to the hospital today, unfortunately, not because my wife finally had a heart attack, allowing me to live as a free man, with her life insurance settlement to spend on 20 year old sugar babies from the internet in exchange for getting my ass licked…which is always the worst…

But the best thing about the hospital is the hand sanitizer by every door….becuase if you’re a big enough drunken crackhead…you can just squirt a bit of that in your mouth….and get that buzz on…I mean maybe that’s not the best thing about the hospital…considering all the prescription pills and canisters of Nitrous you can steal, or the women giving birth, tits all milk filled nad pussies all sewed up…but the free hand sanitizer…is up there…

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Streaker of the Day
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Gigi Hadid – Slut
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Tom Sizemore Fingered an 11 Year Old While Costars Watched
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Rat Cow in Swimsuits
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Emma Stone is Garbage
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Rebel Wilson is So Sick – You’d Have to be a Real Weirdo To Want her Fingering Your Ass
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Gal Gadot in a Magazine
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Gal Gadot at an Event Who Cares
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Justice League Premiere…
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Lizzie Cundy’s Cleavage…
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Human and Robot Dance….
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Paris Hilton is Working on a New Album
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The CW Getting in on the Sexual Assault Claims
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Celebirty Nipple of the Day
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Amber Heard at an Event – Who Cares
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Speaking Dothraki on the Graham Norton….
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Some Chick Named Becky G in a Leotard
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French Model Tao in Tight Pants…
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Evolution of the Jeep
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Elsa Hosk – Street Walker
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OJ Not Adapting to Life After Jail
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Allison Brie Looks Old and Like Shit
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Danielle Knudson Turned Into a Sugar Baby Whore in a Thong Bikini
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The Pioneer Woman – is Rich
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World’s Largest Ball of Stickers
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Crackhead Waitress
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Blade Runner Slut Looking Hot
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Rihanna Thick Legs
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Scared Cat is Pretty Scared….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits in Public
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Naked at the Sea
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Abigail Mac Tits…
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Bad Boyfriends of the Day
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Wine in the Garden with Some Ho
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Christina Milian Cameltoe
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Rose McGowan’s Nipples
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How to Trigger a Pornstar
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2017

14

Nov

Alexis Ren in a Thong of the Day

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Your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…weird strategy…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2017

14

Nov

Hillary Duff’s Cameltoe Leaving the Gym of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick fucking thighs, so it’s only natural for her, like all other girls with thick fucking thighs, to wear some leggings, since normal jeans aren’t designed for their thick fucking legs..

I was never a Hilary Duff fan, the whole marriage, making kids, getting her vaginas sewn up, tightened, only for her to use that pregnancy weight to muscle up, through cross fit, squats, whatever else it is that these women to to look like tanks, capable of fucking as many dudes as possible…because she’s always got other boyfriends…banged out so hard that the pussy eats the leggings the thick legs are tearing apart. Hot.

Here she is….in some tight jeans…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

14

Nov

Josephine Skriver Artificial Intelligence of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, while looking as good as this, so it’s very fucking future…

She was made in a lab with Human DNA, so she’s really fucking realistic, but the problem with her biologist making her human, is that she’s got the human brain and can be as annoying as you’d expect a human woman who looks this good to be…

What they should be working on is the body of a human, so it’s not so freaky when fucking the AI, because it’s human, while these other sex robots are just out of a horror movie…but the brain of a robot that we can program to be better that a real woman, you know less complaining and saying you’re a pervert weirdo 13 years after jerking off to her in a hotel room when she’s trying to seduce you into giving her a job.

I don’t know what this green screen shit is but it’s obviously for some VS fashion show transition shots to make the informercial more interactive with some after effects…

Who cares, hot chick, who is the future of human, made in a test tube, looking good.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW|Videos

2017

14

Nov

Allie Leggett Hot for Instagram of the Day

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Allie Leggett is some former Miss Kentucky with some tits…

She’s been doing nude shoots for a long time now and they are great because she’s got some tits…

She’s been in some Playboy shoots because she’s got great tits….probably the peak of her career…

Cuz of those tits, she’s the kind of Kentucky girl you wish was you sister in your Appalachia back woods coal mining shanty…since you have a Kentucky backwoods incest fetish, I mean who doesn’t…

She also posts pics of her ass. Big fan of whatever is going on here.

Posted in:Allie Leggett|SFW

2017

14

Nov

Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit…

Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was…

This is her trying on some shit.

She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow..