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2017

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the weekend and I decided to get an early start to my wild life…so I snuck into Costco for all the free samples…and saw multiple moms standing in line for carrot cake samples, like it was the fucking coming of christ, all while wearing leggings jacked up their asses…and it wasn’t that magical…but better than staring at my wife and fantasizing ways to pop her like the air mattress we sleep on….but I did try a new garlic pickle that was alright…Living the fucking dream….

To think people are doing photoshoots, traveling, making money…when they could be sneaking into Costco living the dream…..

They got it all wrong…Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Concert Fail
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Sluts in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Lara Flynn Boyle Porn – Looks Like Weinstein Made her a sex Doll
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Kim and Kanye get Robbed not Murdered – So Nothing to Report HERe
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Rat Cow is a Whore with a Jacked Up Face at an Event
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The Voice Winner Sings Smells Like Teen Spirit in a Dumb Way
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Jim Carrey’s Netflix Doc on Him Playing Andy Kaufmann…Interesting
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Elle Bamber is some Redheaded Chick…
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Popstar You’ve Never Heard Of in a See through
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Four Pigs and a Pug
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Lion Plays Fetch
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Cop Reunites with Guy he Saved from Suicide – 10 Years Later
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Chanel Iman is a Model with a Jacked Up Face
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Braless Chick of the Day
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Burger King does a Bullying Social Experiment – Weird
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The Punisher on Netflix
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Karlie Kloss Tall….
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David Blaine on Being a Rapist
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Dude Saves an Iguana 4 Miles Off Shore
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Malin Akerman Tits
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Billy Corgan Sees Dead People
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Pixie Lott – Slutty
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Weinstein Not an Effective Importer of Africans
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Kourtney Kardashian Disgusting in a Tight Dress
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Melanie Griffith’s Seizures Stopped
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Dianna Agron Slut in a Photoshoot
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Jessica Simpson – PIG TAIL PORN
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Porn Ass Doubles as Drum…
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Office Slut
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Hot Slutty Amateur Chick
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Drunk Girl Dick in Mouth
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Spanked
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A Girl Exploring the Snatch
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Cheesy Dated Nude Shoot
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Gold Toy in Pussy
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Intense / Terrifying Naked Chick
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Naked at the Massage Table
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2017

20

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week

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Every week we put together this amazing, inspiring, entertaining, comical, lovely video piece featuring our friends from the Cam world doing things that aren’t traditionally associated with what they do…you know masturbating for perverts…because they are SFW…..

I’ve been watching Cam Sites forever and realized the best part of the cam girl show is not the hardcore part, it’s the build up, the personality, the performances to get people in to want to watch the hardcore part…

Some girls don’t even get naked on cam, and people just watch them, because they are that compelling in their act, or the dudes are just exhibitionists..

Either way, behind every climax to any story…is the build up….and this is how these amazing babes build it up….not everything is graphic and out there…some things are fun, playful and a good time.

That said, you can see all these babes naked and fucking themselves if you CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Oct

Tara Reid’s Panties of the DAy

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I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of all of our lives – is this picture of zombie Tara Reid’s panties…because Tara Reid is the living dead who was once the hot chick in movies…but years of partying and a set of Wonky tits later, this is what we’re left with…some crackhead looking legs…all starved and perfect to this pervert…she is everything and more…the perfect Halloween decoration to throw cigarette butts at the kids trying to use you for candies…

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2017

20

Oct

Natalie Portman Mom Playing Tennis Badly of the Day

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Natalie Portman has a mom of two tit – and it’s hanging out of her shirt while playing tennis, a fetish of mine, my favorite sport, but with tits….being all fancy and white like a good Jewish girl to make the other Jewish girls seem far less hot or interesting to the Jewish men who have to marry them to keep the faith alive….and I guess to the Star Wars nerds who don’t need to be Jewish to appreciate some Natalie Portman..because she was in their creepy virgin world via their religion of their own….Star Wars….

She must be in her 40s by now….with tits spilling all over the place…but they still matter to me…because she’s hot…and because she makes other Jewish girls feel insecure about themselves by setting the bar as something they will never be…I’m talking to you Jewish girl at the grocery store who was a fucking troll bitch rude to the workers because your dad spoiled you and you don’t realize you’re a fucking bratty, entitled monster….that’s about all I have to say about that…oh and that I never saw Black Swan so I don’t know what her

She’s Not Nearly as Hot as she once was…she looks like a midget…

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Bella Thorne Trans Raver Weirdness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is some mainstream raver chick, who is so Disney about all things, and who is into her raver music, like all these other LA rich kids without a real clue, doing things so contrived and not actually crazy but very LA….because MDMA feels good on a broken soul…and rich kids are prime target for broken souls…

She’s consistently in a bra, or half naked, dancing to shitty commercial EDM….or starting in music videos for these people that make the music her crackhead brain loves so much ….because I guess the DJs all lame and cashing in on a trend are into getting anything with a lot of followers to get half naked in their videos but more importantly to reach the mainstream kids who buy songs on their mom’s iTunes account…it’s the only way to make 100 million a year as a DJ you know…

So milk the disney kid who gets half naked all the time – as hard as you can until she pretty much breaks…

EROTIC really…but I am into her finding anything to fill the emptiness that is her soul…from Penis….to her half naked….put it on your instagram story girl..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty of the Day

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Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire, it’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dudes’ in his 80s and that would make her a product of his later in life marriage / sex….good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from…and the ass in jeans is good….and the ass in jeans better be good because she’s rich and her only responsibility in being a vapid, superficial, spoiled brat who was in one movie is to look good…it’s all that matters for that generation of chick…such a waste of billions of dollars really…when girl could be anything but chooses trashy hooker as her spirit animal…

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2017

20

Oct

Julianne Hough for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone bad…she was raised in a Mormon community where there was no sex before marriage, no drinking, no caffeine, no smoking, no swear words, no R-rated movies….but moved to Hollywood and became a half naked chick people jerk off to.

Not only people like you who watch Dancing With the Stars for the boners, but people like Ryan Seacrest, who I know from people I know who have had sex with him, is a tyrant, ass fucking, sleazy fuck who loves cocaine…and I can’t get sued for saying it because it is true…MY sources, girls he has fucked have told me…he even tried to buy one of them bigger tits, and I guess he did buy Sara Underwood tits….crazy

And if you were Ryan Seacrest, you’d probably be a sexual deviant drug addict to..but this isn’t about Seacrest, it’s about Julianne Hough hanging out in that world publicly with a dirty guy, who does dirty things, to dirty sugar baby type girls who think they’ve won the lottery and there’s no way he didn’t do those things to her…

ALSO…I know religious chicks gone bad – and they go real bad…because the religion fucked them up so hard…SO….that should give some perspective while looking at her cameltoe…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Bikini Girls Oiled Up Because The Future is CBD of the Day

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It Helps:

1- Pain Relief
2- Anti-Inflammatory
3- Quitting Smoking
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6- Anxiety, OCD, PTSD so all the women who got rich from Weinstein can relax.
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2017

20

Oct

Girls Oiled up of the Day

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WE LIKE GIRLS OILED UP –

RIGHT..

RIGHT…

RIGHT

Lots more after the jump…

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Posted in:Features

2017

20

Oct

Dionne Lees the Gymnast with Vitiligo of the Day

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Dionne Lees is some Scottish chick who was apparently an international Gymnast with Vitiligo, like she’s some Michael Jackson, only actually white, and who thought her Vitiligo was just a bad tan line, before realizing it was a skin disease, since Scottish people never see the sun and girl was just pasty white her entire life, until catching her first tan and seeing that it was uneven…

Well, like all girls everywhere, she’s embracing her handicap, that isn’t really a handicap and is more of a condition, that I guess isn’t deemed marketable or mainstream, even though there are at least two high fashion models with Vitiligo…and she’s taking ownership on her issue in a “Vitiligo” lives matter…and they do matter…especially when in bikini…

Because Dionne understands clickbait and the importance of a bikini pic, while that bikini pic has a reason, like empowerment for a disorder….and isn’t just shameless..

I like her thinking….and her big spotty titties..

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