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2017

16

Oct

Kate Upton Pig on the Beach for SI of the Day

Kate Upton is still shooting for Sports Illustrated, I guess it’s been a slow year for Kate Upton and she wants the press, or maybe SI thinks of her as clickbait that helped carry them into the new media generation with her clickbait content that people viewed, only to not feature her last year and feel the burn of not having her, or at least that’s what they attributed to the failure of the latest issue they put out, where they chose plus sized model clickbait Ashley Graham and not plus sized model they pretend isn’t plus sized Kate Upton and they can’t have that happen again….but I guess they don’t realize that every shameless girl with an iPhone is taking pics as good as their catalog…even girls as high profile as their bullshit acts….and there’s no need for the middleman, the middleman is instagram..

That said, Kate Upton is massive, even after a year or two of fitness, dealing with being fat, her body is so fucking freaky looking, the tits still sloppy though and I guess that’s what we care about in her attempt to curve genetics wanting her to be 1000 pound pussy….well…she’s just a pig in a bikini…and these are the pics..

Her

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2017

16

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Thong Pic of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a monster, but people seem to like her look, something I don’t really understand because I see nothing by a fake, porn looking girl who had too much disposable income available to spend at the plastic surgeon’s office on botox and fillers…she creeps me out…but people like her enough to cast her in their bullshit, or for Canadian black and white rappers to fuck her…and she’s got enough confidence from all this being rich before being a purchased model…for her to post a pic of her thong on her social media….like the shameless girl you’d expect her to be when you factor in the fact that she could be anything in the world and chooses to be a puppet the media uses to sell product no one needs because why get a job or a skill or knowledge or an education when you can have likes on a useless bullshit picture of yourself….I guess it stems from growing up not cute….before getting a stylist and making it all work…who cares…

I don’t know what this garbage is – but I know people who’d want to smell it…

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2017

16

Oct

Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the Day

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Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to….

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2017

16

Oct

Joy Corrigan Does a Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs, despite never having left Miami….you know because brands need bikini shoots and don’t want to ship the sugar baby from instagram across country to make it happen so they just go with someone who is there rocking the Florida scene with some rich florida dude because they exist…and not just coke dealers…because Florida has hotel owners, bar owners, brand owners, smugglers, doctors and dentists and all the other dudes cheesy girls that makes Miami so lovely…flock to….so trashy and amazing all at the same time..

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2017

16

Oct

Azealia Banks Nude of the Day

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Azealia Banks is a known chicken in the closet killer, because she claims it’s cultural, despite what her neighbors may think after hearing it happen…She’s a fake rapper who offends people on social media, a personality who we’ve heard about, because at one time did Playboy nude, so you’ve seen her nude, but we never really gave a fuck about…because why would we….and now she’s promoting her new album naked…as she should..the way it’s done,..getting it girl…and we should encourage her and others to do the same…because I’m ready for the day Taylor Swift busts out her new love song pussy spread eagled for all to see just how broken she really is….

Encourage this trend…

But unfortunatley Azealia Banks was barely famous at her peak, and no one actually cares about her or her contrived career, that her crazy couldn’t keep going becuase she’s crazy…so the chances of nude girls promoting music becoming a trend in the short term are slim to none..but the world needs people like Azealia Banks to pay the way, to be the first mover, to start the momentum to a place I like…

She’s on some Avatar shit.

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2017

16

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin and her broken down face got a job….that involved brining her face injected face to the beach in a one piece bikini…where she proceeded to pose like an asshole while not thinking she’s an asshole because she doesn’t see it as being an asshole playing a model but as being a model – something she legitimately thinks she is…and I guess is by definition because she’s paid for it – but she’s just some trick with famous parents who fucked bieber and shadowed some Kardashians and Hadids as hard as she could to get her social media numbers up to relevance level so that she could play model like her friends and feel pretty…that’s my theory…why else would a 20 year old be jacking up her face with chemicals…to look like an instagram filter…weird…

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2017

16

Oct

Bianca Balti Hot Pics of the Day

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Damn girl…get it..

Bianca Balt is good…but she’s fucking old, in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005…but still good…. despite being in her mid 30s and a mom…

It’s probably the Euro thing, some Mediterranean diet high in good fats like olive oil and fresh produce because we’ve all seen how fat and disgusting moms of 2 in America look…I’ve been to Walmart.I know how it is..and The only titty grabbing they are doing on camera is for their boyfriends they met on Facebook after their husbands left them…or while trying to breast feed their kid they just had for child welfare checks…and no one wants to see that shit…I mean no magazine does…but I do, I love that shit, send it over my way, I like moms of all shapes and sizes, it’s a fetish…

I just know that moms like this, doing pics like this for their modeling career, are something special…

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2017

16

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Mom Titties of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel the mom has taken her career since having the kid to a more pornographic place…I guess she found her femininity while shitting out her baby…or maybe she’s trying to find her sex appeal she once had after shitting out her baby….or maybe the racier these bitches go, the more personality they have, the more they get followed, the more money they get paid, we’re in the titty model era and she’s a model with titties who has been so uneventful her adult life, that she’s now stepping up and stopping the yard…or maybe she’s just horny from her pussy not recovering yet and her not being able to fuck…or her gay baby daddy not wanting to fuck her because vagina – ewww…

WHO KNOWS…but her mom tits are big and all over the motherfucing place and I dig it.

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2017

16

Oct

Paris Hilton Butt Shot of the Day

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Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian.

I do appreciate that she bowed down on the sidelines, probably getting her kickback the last decade of Kardashian’s making money, due to her sly, good business hustle, but I don’t like that she’s making a comeback with her photoshoots, even if she’s not bad looking for a gay man, good juciy ass you know…but because she hasn’t died of AIDS yet and that offends me….

She’s the worst.

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2017

16

Oct

Josephine Skriver Does Instagram of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin and ended up dating some dude who has fucked countless models before her…for whatever reason they are drawn to him or something…and for whatever reasons she figured while in NYC working for a huge brand, she might as well make her first virgin losing time one that counts because it comes with AIDS. It’s not a death sentence…

Assuming she can get aids, which is possible she can’t because the other interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that she’s a robot, or humanoid, created in a lab in the Netherlands by a homosexual biologist and his lesbian friend, in some crafting the perfect designer human in a test tube and I think it’s safe to say – they succeeded…this girl is MINT. Extra. The Good Good.

This is her Raiders Promotion while in Nashville, since Nashville is trendy now…

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