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2017

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

All relationships suck when you can’t fuck other people…unless you’re like the old guy at the grocery store who was with a 6 foot tall dark haired woman in a mini skirt and what must have been a Chanel power suit, like some Jackie O but more Mail Order…and as she towered over him….at the cash…I saw her pick up the bags, in her heels and carry them all out to their luxury car and I thought…now that is LOVE…real fucking love…what are all these movies trying to prove what love is…when it’s right there in front of us…

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Dakota Johnson Loves Cock
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Braless Rosario Dawson
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Christina Applegate Removes Vagina
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James Vanderbeek mad at Execs who Tried for Fuck Him…
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Liz Hurley Tight Dress HOOKER
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Mary Kate Olsen Lookin’ Hot – Statuesque
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Avril Lavigne Panties
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73 Questions with Star Wars Slut
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Margot Robbie Hard Nipples
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Arctic Foxes Destroy the Camera
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Devon Aoki in a Dress
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Brad Pitt Standing up to Harvey Weinstein is the Dumbest Story Ever…
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Margot Robbie in Vinyl Pants
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Alec Baldwin Brawling
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Rape Joke of the Day
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Every Bitch Cashing in on Weinstein – including Cara Delevigne the Dyke
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Mexican Soap Star Slaps Reporter
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Pixie Lott – See Through to Granny Panty
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People Still Like Paris Hilton
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Mandy Moore Old Lady Big Cleavage
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Random Model of the Day
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Armie Hammer Dancing
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Airbus Hard Crosswind Land
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Sophie Richie Stomach
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Chrissy Teigen Disgusting BUT the Sloppy Tits are Ok
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Busted Being a Slut in the Supermarket
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Finger in Pussy Hole
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Some Naked Chick Posing named Indy…
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Meli X naked ballerina
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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Great 2 Seconds on the Internet
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Cassie Becker – Hot Slut
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In Ass Dildo
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Greek Slutty Celeb
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Porn GIF
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Slutty Selfies!
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J.Law Nip in a Movie
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2017

12

Oct

Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out for the last 3 years to fit into a bikini again, despite having a dumpy, even gross, sloppy tit body that America fucking loves…

So SI need the clickbait and brought the broad back back to the beach, where they had her stand on something she fell the fuck off, only for the 40 person production team, because it takes a team to make shitty played out photoshoots, of shitty played out bitches, look good…and no nipples were flashed in the making of this publicity stunt the paid paparazzzi put out…because that’s not in her contract…she’s Hollywood now..

Dumb. Yes..her butt unimpressive. Yes. All this shit doesn’t matter. Totally.

She’s so fancy and rich and famous now…isn’t she…

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2017

12

Oct

Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day

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I guess BOLT ON TITS on a trashy, lame, cheesy, clickbait from instagram is the look SI is going for thanks to her 11 Million followers they hope will care…the youngins that don’t give a fuck about SI…since SI Swim is for old people…and they don’t like admitting that as they scramble to understand that they are irrelevant as any and all girls can post bikini pics that look as good as their photoshoots and they do – everyday – without some lame magazine with outdated uninteresting cunts in it…all SI does is give these shameless whores a stamp of approval no one cares about but them…to feel less whorey, even though they are whores…

But I guess when trying to be relevant and sell ads…you need eyeballs, to make some noise, last year they used that fat bitch, now they are using whatever this is…and it’s all so lame..but I’m posting it to call it lame..since I don’t have a Swimsuit issue of my own…because I’m lazy.

I like how ghetto, ratchet they are trying to go…it’s funny…seeing publishing die…as I sink on the raft next to the cruise ship that is SI…

I mean this content is so lame and aggressive but this is the biggest day of her meaningless half naked bolt on tit life…and what’s the deal with the bolt on tits or SI allowing that in their mag, what is this shit a car calendar for Mechanics in the 90s…seriously…BUNK…

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2017

12

Oct

Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst will forever be the unshowered hipster celebrity with big tits on a skinny frame who was one heroin cigarette away from death….you know from Bring it on to all the independent shit that never featured her nipples….to falling the fuck off…while the only constant was her janky tooth, that I actually liked and appreciated most about her…

Well now she’s back, she’s working, she’s winning awards, she’s mattering…so why not flash your fucking panties..and that’s just what she did.

I still think she looks like she smells and that’s what I like best about her.

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2017

12

Oct

Nicola Peltz Ass Slap in a Thong of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire who bought her a movie role on her 18th birthday as the new Megan Fox, I guess he found her hot, felt guilty of neglecting her as he made stupid money and for some reason, a reason we call rich people don’t need to work, she just never worked again….

But she maintained her social media feeds, and now a magazine wants her ass in a thong for Christmas because I guess she got her trust fund and can buy shit for herself now…because no one actually gives a fuck about this girl or is doing shoots with this girl…it’s a push not pull strategy.

She’s lookin’ like she’s got that good good mangled face…

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2017

12

Oct

Avril Lavigne Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s a Canadian Content moment from a Canadian based website and degenerate in his near 50s who remembers when Avril Lavigne was the Skater Girl looking for her Skater Boy in what was never hot, or even cute to me, because I don’t like girls who dress like boys who are girls…not even in this gender confused era of too many hormones in the food turned society into one gender….transgender…I found it creepy…but I know dudes who liked down girls who didn’t dress like strippers, in jeans and oversized t-shirts and sneakers not thigh high stripper boots, wearing men’s underwear or boxers not crotchless panties and it confused me…but she was seen as hot, a celebrity, made a ton of money and now she’s flashing her middle aged panties, no longer in Canada…still famous…not dead from Lyme Disease or the Shame of marrying Nickelback…and it’s not that exciting..who cares about Avril Lavigne..but it happened and it’s here..and now..

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|SFW

2017

12

Oct

Rita Ora’s Full of Tit for Women Vagina Cancer as Opposed to Men Vagina Cancer #gender of the Day

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Rita Ora the Busty singer from the UK who was imported into America as a Rihanna replacement when Rihanna was potentially going to leave her label, some illuminati shit, where they bait and switch the girl, meaning Rita Ora could have been a huge fucking deal if the label chose to make her one, but didn’t need to, because they kept Rihanna, giving this one a good life, but an obscure life, unsure of who she is, what she does, why she’s in the media or on TV, because ultimately she’s a singer who has never sung a hit song…yet she gets the press of someone who does…

So Rita Ora…and her big tits, still uses the big tits to get out there and noticed, but this time she’s doing it for a vagina charity, grabbing her vagina not showing her vagina, in what I guess is for Cervical cancer because HPV does that to a trick.

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2017

12

Oct

Rosario Dawson Naked Selfie of the Day

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Rosario Dawson is irritating…

She was the slutty Teen in KIDS that Harmony Korine pulled out of some housing project her family were squatting at, and she turned into some bullshit celebrity brat who could afford all the cocaine while being a total cunt thanks to getting cast in movies, totally straying from the girl willing to get naked….

She was busty, her career flourished, her ego inflated, totally disregarding her ghetto roots….I’ve heard so many stories from so many people…that she’s the worst..

Then a few months ago, her nudes got leaked, her lawyers came out trying to delete them, and her response has been “post sleazy strategic nudes”…as a fuck you to the nudes she threatened to sue people like me for posting..

I guess, she liked the nudes out there, wants people jerking off to her now that she’s 40, but has to pretend to fight the nudes…so it seems like she didn’t leak them herself, only to have her post shit like that that are technically nude..just not gaping pussy nudes…but still nude enough for me to say “girl why the fuck you bugging me with lawyers, when you’re putting the nudes out yourself”…I guess it’s a feminist “I control my nudes, you can’t post stolen nudes”…bullshit that irritates me and she’s not even that hot with that horse head..tits or get out yo.

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2017

12

Oct

Ali Michael Tits of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked and has been for at least 7 or 8 years….so I’ve seen it all before…and it’s good…no complaints…

I think it’s weird that she has never really hit that big – but she still exists through nude photoshoots…when I look at the girls who have hit that big doing the same thing…but I guess she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying….to hit the mainstream…and really cash in…

Unless she’s just just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….only she’s more at her peak than just starting out…waiting for a guy in a band to knock her up because her 8 years has brought her to the right parties…

Who really knows..it’s all a mystery but hard nips in snow…that shit’s no mystery and I like it.

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2017

12

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Tits and an Old Lady of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence brought her tits, that are great tits, I’ve seen em, you’ve seen em, we’ve all seen them in her strategic leaked nudes, that made her a more interesting character, who was still overrated and annoying, overly celebrated and awarded, hired for too many jobs, but the nudes, made her more tolerable…for every irritating thing she did, or Oscar she was nominated for for playing herself…in every role, just different costumes…I could look to the nudes and say…OK..It’s ok…great tits.

She’s at an event with a 90 year old French movie director woman, who I guess broke down boundaries and is now promoting her documentary on traveling through france painting portraits of people….

I guess it’s a PR move for her, support women in the industry, act like she cares, maybe her weirdo boyfriend made her go…who knows…but she’s there and all she has to say for herself is “look how much taller I am than this old bitch”…because ultimately, she’s an old lady mocking cunt.

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