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2017

17

Oct

Blake Lively Titties in her Banana Outfit of the Day

Here’s some Blake Lively Gossip girl in some 1960s inspired banana yellow outfit rocking the one hard nipple her mom tit has going for her….I mean that and a lot of fucking money…living the rich and famous life…

This is some Brady Bunch looking old lady born in the era of Brady Bunch….with some TITTIES!!!

I never cared about Blake Lively and don’t care about her now… but she’s got some TITTIES!!!! and Titties matter especially now more than ever in this feminist titty lives matter shit…

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2017

17

Oct

Ariel Winter LaPalme Magazine Weirdness of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in some bootleg boudoir pics old fat ladies get at the flea market to impress their white trash husband on their 25th wedding anniversary – because they are disgusting, trying to look hot, and even after the shoot, the costumes, the make-up…look like characters out of a horror movie…I call it “the fat faced old lady who works at a diner in lingerie and a push up bra with her massive flat ass and monster cleavage coming to burn me with her hot coffee pot…”

Ariel winter…not good…not good at all.

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2017

17

Oct

There was a Women in Hollywood Event of the Day

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I wonder how many of these whores, who pretend they aren’t whores, but who are whores…with no real talent, no real purpose, just narcissism and ego that carries them in front of the camera, because women love male attention…and love being paid a ton of fucking money while getting that male attention…to live a life of luxury, like the vapid cunts they are…

I am all for Feminism, I am a feminist, but there is no way anything these women who commoditize themselves, objectify themselves and not just for the Weinsteins of the world, but for everyone, pretending to be artists because it’s generally accepted that it’s an art…when really they aren’t progressing shit, they are just whining about shit, to get more attention, on their garbage, expensive garbage but garbage nonetheless, that they are…

Fuck these whores…as they all pander to each other and celebrate each other and pretend they are supporting each other while they are women and actually hate each other…but it’s dark times, time for a revolution in their entertainment industry…that doesn’t matter….but people think matters..

Make movies, write movies, produce movies, you’re rich…don’t bring men into the movies…wear your panties and have pillow fights while making the movie and post it to your social media for us to jerk off to so you get your fix…I don’t understand why it’s even a conversation….obviously women are capable of doing anything men do, they can get as rich as men, they don’t need men to do it…but why don’t the fucking just do it instead of annoyingly whine about it…I don’t get it.

Nina Dobrev Was There – SEE MORE OF HER HERE

Margot Robbie Was There SEE MORE OF HER HERE

Some Bitch Named Abigail Spencer Was There SEE MORE OF HER HERE

Another Overrated Pile of Shit Jennifer Lawrence Was There SEE MORE OF HER HERE

Dyke Kristen Stewart was there SEE MORE OF HER HERE

Some Sabrina Carpenter Chick SEE MORE OF HER HERE

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

17

Oct

Doctor Rubs One Out in Front of Patient…and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Video of Girls Making Out With Dude

When You Run Out of Road

Dude Gets Taken Out in the Weirdest Way…

Teens Shopping for Liquor…

Cop has a Panic Attack

Drunk Gets Nailed

Chinese Woman Tries Jumping Off Cruise Ship to Get Her Cellphone She Dropped

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I appreciate the internet because the internet allows us all to be peeping toms, while I am from an era where you had to actually be a peeping tom, you know sneak into basements, closets, drilling holes in walls and bathroom floor boards, climbing fire escapes, renting apartments next to high rises…all things that are both exhilerating and dangerous because you can get caught…

Now you just have to open up some billionaire’s perv app and it’s all there…for you to eat up, jerk off to, of people you know or who you search geographically, even when you’re in the same restaurant as them…and NO ONE finds it creepy…unless you leave comments like “bend deeper”…”spread”….”take this pic with a lolli in your mouth”…or other things I am sure I’ve said…but if you keep them to yourself…you got all the perv content you need…and you don’t even need to climb a tree for it..and that….is a wonderful thing when you’re fat and lazy and waiting for impending death.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Artie Lange is Dead…
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J.Lo Shaked Her Booty for 13 Seconds to Raise Money for Hurricane
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Driving the Fastest Car in the World
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Bill O’Reilly Gets Hate for Having a Corgi
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Kate Middleton Dancing With Paddington Bear while her Pervy Husband Watches like a Good Sugar Baby
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Fidget Spinner in SPace
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Busty Whores in London
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100 People You Don’t Care About Tell You Their Dumb Ass Secrets
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Terry Crews Fucks Dudes for Movie Roles..
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2017

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was watching a fat chick at an intersection eating a sandwich, we’re talking a full 12 inch that isn’t actually 12 inches, but is too big to be eating while texting and driving her fucking car…

I was so impressed I thought that if fat chicks put that kind of hard work and athleticism and effort into things besides eating and being fat, so into eating and being fat that they’ll risk the life of everyone, like an alcoholic, maybe like into their working out, or anything not lazy….like sucking dick…maybe they’d be rich, famous, and less disgusting to look at…something I guess they should think about…but they are too busy eating and texting, likely ordering more food, and driving…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Ella Fanning’s Hot Booty Dance
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Supermarket Sweep is Coming Back…great…
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See Saw Gymnast
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Bullets VS Legos
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Mischa Barton Sued for Backing Up into Building…
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Best Halloween News Bloopers
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Hayley Atwell Cleavage…Big Cleavage
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Alicia Vikander Got Married
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Chloe Bennet Nip Slip
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Sometimes a Dove Needds a Hug
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Indian School Teacher Beating Students
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Ariel Winter Huge Tits
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Hot Instagram Girl…
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Lars Von Trier TRIED to Assault Bjork
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Impossible Dart Shots
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James Cordon VS Harvey Weinstein…
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Britney Spears For Vegas
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Maryim Bialik Admits She’s Ugly and Not Worth Raping…
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Best Retro News Bloopers from the 80s
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90 Year Old Grandma Re-Writes a Patsy Cline Song
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UFC Selfie for Eating Disorders
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Ariel Winter Ass
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Hot Chick Naked in LUI….
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Slutty Angelina….
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Melissa Etheridge’s Mug Shot From Smuggling WEED From Canada to the USA
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How to Survive Free Falling in an Elevator
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Raccoon Tries to Catch Rain Drops
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Rachel Bilson Got Cheated On
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Chloe Bennet Underboob…
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Christy Mack and War Machine Fucking in Hustler in 2014 Before He Killed her
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Sia’s Side Boob
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Naked Student Run with Lots of Great Tits…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Chick Pussy Spread
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Hot Tumblr Account of the Day
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Naked Girl in Bed
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Slutty Selfies!
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Public Sex Round Up
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Hot Young Tits
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Hot Chick in Cheesy Costume with Huge Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

16

Oct

Britney Spears Titty Artist of the Day

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This video of Britney Spears doing some titty art with her titties busting out of her shirt is exciting to me – because it reminds me of some lobotomized, overly medicated, mental health patient in the institution trying out Art Therapy to deal with their childhood trauma…or like some crazed homeless person who is not within the system of mental health therapy or treatment…but is all about doing fecal art on his bus shelter…because girl is crazy, or at least painted crazy by her parents who wanted the judge to lock her into contract with the family forever..so they all keep earning and protect their investment…in a sad story…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

16

Oct

Kate Upton Pig on the Beach for SI of the Day

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Kate Upton is still shooting for Sports Illustrated, I guess it’s been a slow year for Kate Upton and she wants the press, or maybe SI thinks of her as clickbait that helped carry them into the new media generation with her clickbait content that people viewed, only to not feature her last year and feel the burn of not having her, or at least that’s what they attributed to the failure of the latest issue they put out, where they chose plus sized model clickbait Ashley Graham and not plus sized model they pretend isn’t plus sized Kate Upton and they can’t have that happen again….but I guess they don’t realize that every shameless girl with an iPhone is taking pics as good as their catalog…even girls as high profile as their bullshit acts….and there’s no need for the middleman, the middleman is instagram..

That said, Kate Upton is massive, even after a year or two of fitness, dealing with being fat, her body is so fucking freaky looking, the tits still sloppy though and I guess that’s what we care about in her attempt to curve genetics wanting her to be 1000 pound pussy….well…she’s just a pig in a bikini…and these are the pics..

Her

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

16

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Thong Pic of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a monster, but people seem to like her look, something I don’t really understand because I see nothing by a fake, porn looking girl who had too much disposable income available to spend at the plastic surgeon’s office on botox and fillers…she creeps me out…but people like her enough to cast her in their bullshit, or for Canadian black and white rappers to fuck her…and she’s got enough confidence from all this being rich before being a purchased model…for her to post a pic of her thong on her social media….like the shameless girl you’d expect her to be when you factor in the fact that she could be anything in the world and chooses to be a puppet the media uses to sell product no one needs because why get a job or a skill or knowledge or an education when you can have likes on a useless bullshit picture of yourself….I guess it stems from growing up not cute….before getting a stylist and making it all work…who cares…

I don’t know what this garbage is – but I know people who’d want to smell it…

Posted in:SFW

2017

16

Oct

Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the Day

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Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to….

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