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2017

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like sending girls pictures of fat girls from social media with more fans than they have – and saying “I like her twice as much as you, because she’s twice the size of you, and ten times more popular than you…star eating”…

Because I like to make skinny bitches fat by making them think it is hot to be fat since it is easy to become fat…but not so easy to become unfat…allowing them to spend the rest of their adult life fat…or starving themselves, anorexia, and not getting the press the other fat chicks I motivated them to become fat by showing…depressing them…because body positivity leads to unrealistic expectations…not all fat chicks, or skinny chicks becoming fat can become social media famous, even though it appears as you can….

I am a hero in the eating disorder solutions industry, without people like me, people wouldn’t have eating disorders, and treatments for said eating disorders, and big PHARMA wouldn’t have pills to thwart eating disorders, or obesity meds for the fat people they want fat because it is big business..

You know, just doing my damn part…

Bikini Stunts on a Motorcycle
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Nicki Minaj and Blac Chyna Whoring
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Some Chick Named Kate Major Getting Arrested on Some Homophobic / Racist Rant Getting Arrested
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Old Fucking Action Heros
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New Blade Runner Trailer
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Night Racing from the New Grand Tourismo
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The Vlogging Cat
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Beyonce in a Tight Dress
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2017

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Horny all the time from all the bikini selfies….is probably a dangerous thing for people who actually have penises that work…

It’s like so many girl nude, often times recycling nudes, reminding you that they don’t care about you as much as they pretend to, and that you’re just on their BCC list, but you still get to see things inserted in their spread asses, part of an exclusive club….that is part of a bigger club…called HORNY all the time…even when you have a penis that doesn’t work…

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Simon Cowell Gets Drink Thrown On Him By Mel B
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Hilary Duff – Hot in Mom Jeans
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Hooters is Shutting Down….
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Highest Paid Actor List….
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Stray German Shepherd Rescue – Breaks my Heart but Makes Me So Happy…
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Build Your Own Rolls Royce
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Liz Olsen Legs!!!
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Mariah Carey – Thick Fucking Thighs
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Katey Hudson Black Panty Upskirt
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Bird Happy his Owner is home!
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Indiana Jones – Sound Effects Remix
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The Sandwich from Agents of Shield
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Amy Schumer – Greedy Cunt
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Gwyneth Paltrow is an Avenger Again
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Taylor Swift – PROMO Tour
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Three Great Asses
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Christina Milian – Bikini
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A Joker Movie is Happening
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John Stamos Butt Shot…
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Netflix’s Horror Comedy – Little Evil – Trailer
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Bratty Baby Raccoon
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American Horror Story “CULT” is Happening
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Busty Slut in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Tight Top
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Alison Brie Alleged Tits….
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Highest Paid Actor’s Wife in a Bikini….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Lame Cowboy Costume!
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Girl With Awesome Huge Tits
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Michalka Sisters in a Boring Slutty Shoot
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Charlie Sheen BAnged Out AIDS PUssy
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Lame Nude Shoot
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Slutty Selfies!
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Small Tits of the DAy
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Busty Asian Rides the Dildo
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Weird Japanese Fetish of the Day
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2017

23

Aug

Dakota Johnson Shaving her Friends Leg Instagram Artist Shoot of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is Don Johnson’s Miami Vice ejaculate that was left inside Melanie Griffith’s womb when they were likely on drugs in the 80s…and relevant…

She’s not on my list of favorite celebrity kids who work as actors because acting is a joke and anyone can do it…but she’s a celebrity kid who work as actors because acting is a joke…

They are like social media influencers with a budget….

The most interesting thing about her is that her grandma was jerked off on by Hitchcock during the filming of The Birds…something that gives Dakota some street cred….and acting jobs….but the second most interesting thing about her is these pics of her shaving her friend’s legs at some topless pool party…because…it looks like a good time, really what all girls should do together, be naked together, have a bit of soul…more interesting than any of her acting.

I don’t know what these pics are for, but I’m thinking it must be a hipster magazine, it has that vibe of instagram “art”…for creeper photogs.

WHO KNOWS…

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2017

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

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With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck…

But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat…

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2017

23

Aug

Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day

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Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool…

I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility.

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

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Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out.

Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Rumer Willis at the Waterpark of the Day

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Rumer Willis went to the waterpark and no one drowned her for being a sea monster they assumed was there to eat the kids….so they took a pic to celebrate…and she’s in a bikini…reminding me and I guess you because you’re here with me…that plastic surgery can save a bitch, or at least make her a solid fuckable, not that Rumer Willis was ever not fuckable, sure she had a bit of a potato head, but her parents are famous and rich and a enough reason to want to K-Fed her…

The plastic surgery just makes her a little less disgusting, or sea creature at the waterpark you try to drown.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Steffy Argelich Nude for Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Steffy Argelich is a very important and relevant model that I’ve never heard of, that you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are googling her and I’m the only thing that’s come up, because I am a master of the internet, and because no one else is posting on her….

But you can tell, she’s important because she’s in Vogue Spain. Vogue, a dream of so many other girls who grew up thinking all the best models got in there. You know a legitimate media outlet that isn’t a porn mag…

She’s strategically naked, which puts her on the map for me, whether in Vogue, repped by a real agency, or not, spread pussy or not, I’ll always appreciate nudity…but then again, I guess this isn’t nudity at all.

We’ve been scammed.

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2017

23

Aug

Cindy Mello Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Cindy Mello is a Brazilian model in NYC…

She’s not very relevant or important, but she has 366,000 followers on her social media, that she probably got from doing slutty content featured on porn instagram accounts, but that she will polarize with fashion pics, so that brands pay her 10k a post, it’s a real fucking racket and so many people are doing it, people you’ve never heard of, getting $$$$$ from companies you have…fucking up the whole sugar daddy experience.

That’s not to say Cindy Mello is getting paid by brands or that she’s left the realm of sugar baby, but it is to say…she looks fucking good in these pics, I’d follow her, I probably am following her, I follow every half naked on there.

BECAUSE I AM A PERVERT…

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