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2017

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I know that I have 2 or more hours until the total eclipse of my heart, but I’ve spent the better part of the weekend staring at my wife to get myself motivated to stare right into the eclipse, so that I go blind and never have to stare at her again….

I like seeing, I actual think it’s one of my greatest assets, you know the one joy I get out of life, but this woman is so gross on so many levels, at least physically, because as a person she’s not so bad…that I would rather not have to face what my life is or has become, or at least what I am contractually obliged to eat out thanks to marrying someone who pays all the bills, but who wasn’t these obese…

I know they say the grass is always greener, but in this case, it is because there is no grass..

I know they say obesity kills…but just not fast enough…

So eclipse sent from heaven, some religious experience, take my EYES with you…I can’t stand to see this ass waddle naked from kitchen to bathroom..

Yes. I am being dramatic…but trust…it is that bad…

Here are some morning links for the weekend’s end!

Bikini Girl Doing Motorcycle Stunts
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You can Photograph an Eclipse with your Phone
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Terrifying Woman in a Bikini Top of the Day
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Some Dude in Shailene Woodley’s Bathing Suit
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The Man Who Repairs Willie Nelson’s Old Beat Up Guitar Trigger…I’m a Willie Nelson Fan…
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Jay Z Talks About the ELevator Fight Cuz He’s so Hood
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2017

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I squeeze my balls to see if I still feel.

Other times I pull on my dick shaft to try to make it look more masculine.

But most of the times horny girls ask me for selfies because they want to dry out, you know not masturbate wherever they are.

Meaning my contribution to women is helping control their sexual impulses because they can’t control it on their own – through my words and pics – taking wet pussies and making them dry since the 80s.

I am a superhero.

Miley Cyrus New Video is Not Slutty
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Joanna Krupa in a Body Suit
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Christina Applegate Lives…..
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World Yoyo Champio
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Hot Ass in Leggigns
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Jennifer Lawrence Tank Top Tits
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Delilah Hamlin in a Bikini Top!
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Helen Hunt Underboob…
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Demi Lovato on GMA
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Obi Wan Kenobi Star Wars Spin Off is Happening
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Lionel Richie Vs TRUMP
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Sarah Stage – Pregnant and Ripped
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Hailey Clauson in Yellow…
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Chloe Perry White Panties…
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Number 2 on the Highest Paid Actress List…
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Robin Thicke VS 22 Year Old Model Pussy
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Kim Garner Hot As HELL
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Bush Pig Loves Soccer…
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Colin Farrell is Back in a Movie….
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Christina Milian Nipple Slip
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Gisele Bundchen Lives!
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Hot Wheels Redwood Track
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Jimmy Fallon is Such a Cunt – Here he is Trolling Trump – Or Trying To
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Thor Trailer
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Leona Lewis Erotica
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Naked X Factor Stars
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Live Action Remake of the Jetsons…
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Paula Abdul Tits…
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Monica Cruz in a Bikini
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Marvel’s Defender’s Trailer
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Busty as Fuck Chick Naked
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The Upskirt ASs Spread Girl is the Best
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Naked Chicks on the Beach
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Butthole Squirt
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Juno Temple Leaked Nudes
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Club Slut Flashes Pussy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Hot Naked Amateur Ginger
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I don’t get what is going on here..
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Big Tits on Instagram
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Tori Black Spread Ass
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Slutty Selfies!
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Hot Tumblr Slut
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2017

18

Aug

Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day

Helen Hunt is an overpaid actress who isn’t hot, but who is definitely old and has probably been jerked off to by people who watched Mad About You, Paul Riser, and other execs who helped give her a career…

Seeing her in a bikini on the beach, not really my dream, but it happened, and check out those big old lady tits….exciting…to no one…but weirdos…like you.

Maybe you’re more into her daughter Martha Hunt in some bullshit camapaign because she’s got thin model legs…and gets paid…but I guess it’s easy when your mom is Helen Hunt…

Posted in:Helen Hunt|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Tranny Lauren Harries Toples of the Day

These pictures of Lauren Harries, some British personality and tranny, topless on the beach with her house boy, rent boy, possible lady boy in the start of his transition….

It’s apparently 39 years old, which makes all this better…you know this whole mutilate the fuck out of yourself because you were born with the wrong genitals according to your mental issues….and look 80 at 39…because you’re fucking mangled..

Fun dude on hormones with some breast implant tits for you weirdos…who make Tranny porn a legit category.

These are so fucking weird.

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2017

18

Aug

Karola Warzecha Hot Instagram Model of the Day

Karola Warzecha sounds eastern European and this is her high concept instagram model shoot, you can tell becasue there’s an RV or Trailer in the mix, and she’s got underwear on and is flashing some tit…all while looking really fucking hot, hotter than most women, deserving of an actual modeling career or at least a fan base, so google her and follow her and maybe she’ll get to move to America…and find a sugar daddy that’s legit and better than some weirdo from some russian bride fetish site…which is better than waiting in line for rationed bread.

I googled her and can’t find her instagram…so maybe I’m wrong about her…but still like to think she’s a sex worker on a mission to sex work on an internet social network level…you know at all the exclusive parties and events they all go to…

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2017

18

Aug

Diane Kruger in a Bikini of the Day

Diane Kruger old lady bikini bro….all 41 years old and still looking hot…

Diane Kruger….is also…German…which seems to be the hub for hot 40 year olds that are hot…I wonder why (eugenics)…

Unless she doesn’t actually look good, and I am just delusional, buying into the hype, blinded by some brain washing…marketing…the same reason people like fast food….and other hyped nonsense…people buy into…like TESLAs…and other Elon Musk scams…

You know what I am saying here, cuz I don’t…

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day

Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro….

Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this…

100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine…

Anyway….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Nicole Eggert Hiking of the Day

When Baywatch is no more…and all you can see is the all you can eat buffet…

When you quit the speed to stay in shape and hit the bakery…

When you stop working out due to “injury”….and blow the fuck up…but not in the way you’d want your Baywatch career to take you…

When you blame it on your hormones, or your thyroid, but really you’re just drinking every night….because you’re a sad broken girl who looked like this…

AND NOW LIKE THIS…..

Interesting, if you find hot chicks getting obese interesting, and not disgusting….when it is actually disgusting…terrifying….it may not be news that she’s fat…if you follow Nicole Eggert, but I don’t…and whenever I see pics of her, I laugh…reminded of all the hot chicks turned fat before her…

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Posted in:Nicole Eggert|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the Day

I like white bathing suits…

I don’t care who Pixie Lott is or what she’s about…

I like the white bikini….because white bikinis are a fetish…if you’re a pervert…who like see through fabrics on genitals and buttholes..

I’ll never forget every single white bikini I’ve seen because I’ve masturbated to each one..from the first pussy lip and bush seen through the wet white fabric….to this….always supportive of the cause


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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward…

I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits.

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