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2017

30

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Titty Dance of the Day

There’s nothing like a naked model turned TV star that was never actually a TV star, but rather a TV host replacing Olivia Munn when she went off to get famous in hollywood, something that to this day amazes me, fighting fading into obscurity as she gets older as older, I think she’s pushing 35, but figuring out social media and curating travel and lifestyle images that are SFW slutty, but in amazing landscape, creating it’s own brand of Americana….with Tits that the American dream Ryan Seacrest bought….

This is her titty dance, with nature…classy….but I may just like it knowing I can google pics of her pussy…

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2017

30

Jun

Fishing for the Weekend and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Bull VS Little Truck

Girl Who Wanted Ice Cream

Tits Grab for Cash

Bride Lets Wedding Guests Touch Boobs for Cash

The Best Racist in Canada

Mugging in NOLA

Girl Fight Leads to Boob Biting

Singer of the Day

Girl Fight…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s a long weekend, so why the fuck are you on a computer and not at a pool, even a public pool watching the slutty moms who can’t afford pools of their own….forcing them to swim in other kid piss…wearing bikinis…and we like bikinis…or you could go to some campground and terrorize people in tents on their long weekend vacations…so many options…to do something better than clicking on my links….and possibly seeing tits in real life…I try to help you but you can only help yourself…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Gigi Hadid in her Slutty Pink Outfit….
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Venus Williams at Fault for a Fatal Car Crash
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Bella Hadid Slutty in Venice….
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Cara Delevingne
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Slut Dancing with her Dog…..
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Bad Moms Christmas Trailer
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Dude and Lame Disney Impressions for Goofy…
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DNA is Amazing By Blossom – Who Doesn’t Own a Mirror Obvs…
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Kendall and Kylie on their Shirts…
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Dad’s Rockin Dad Bods….
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2017

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I can only fuck girls who play dead…..because if they are fully aware of what’s going on ….they’d never let me do what I was doing them….so playing dead is the best solution…

I like convincing women that I am parked outside their house masturbating thinking of them…by parking outside their house and masturbating

That’s about all I got…Here are some stepLINKS….

Gigi Hadid in an Insane Pink Fringer Tight Cowboy Suit
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Hannibal Burress Pranks White People with All Black People Looking the Same
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Kate Bock in the Ocean
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Jenna Jameson’s Breastfeeding on Social Media
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Alison Brie Cleavage
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Priyanka Chopra – Dot Not Feather of the Day
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Celine Dion Porn
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Brooke Burke – Pussy Flash
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Christina Milian Loves Showing her Nipples for Attention
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CLICKBAIT OF THE DAY – the Dancing Dog
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Stunt Coordinator Breaks Down Opening Car Scene in John Wick 2
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How Table Tennis Balls are Made
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Julianne Hough Fit Body
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Hooker of the Day
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CLICKBAIT OF THE DAY – GERMAN SHEPHERD VS FLOWER
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The Science Behind Mayweather / McGregor Fight
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The New Jumanji Trailer..
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Caroline Trentini SLutty
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Olivia Culpo Tight Sugar Baby Outfit
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Clickbait of the Day – Grizzly Babies Hitch a Ride on Momma
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Rolls Royce Rally Car
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Selena Gomez’s Show is Making Kids Kill Themselves
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TRUMP’s Latest Bullying
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John Mayer Refuses to Talk About Sex with Katy Perry – THe Monster…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Naked 40 Year Old Mom
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Butt Plug Girl of the Day
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Girl with a Bunch of Balloons
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Girls Flashing in Hotels
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Girl Flashing her Pussy on the Train
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Meat on the Street
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Bathtime Girl
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Random Cheesy Nude SHoot
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2017

29

Jun

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday Porn Blooper Exclusive Reel Part 3 of the Day

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My good friends at VIVID put together some amazing bloopers from their earlier porn productions – because they are fucking legends and have all kinds of amazing footage from when porn actually mattered more than close up penetration and throat fucking clips that you find on porn tube sites today…depressing times…but we’ve always got the fucking glory days…

This is the third installment…and it is amazing…

TO SEE PART 1 CLICK HERE

TO SEE PART 2 CLICK HERE

Thanks for the good times…. Be sure to visit VIVID for all your needs!

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Jun

Tara Lipinski’s Sponsored Honeymood Butt in a Bikini of the Day

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It looks like Tara Lipinski is trying to draw as much attention as possible to herself via the butt shot in a bikini for what is apparently her honeymoon that is hashtagged to shit #thehoneymoon #TNTHoneymoon making me assume she got a free honeymoon thanks to a TV show…magical whoring without actually having to suck dick for money….ROMANCE…in a world where no one should theoretically give a fuck about Figure Skating erotica now that it is in its mid 30s…doing some “Stars on Ice” bullshit…not OLYMPIC shit…

Shes 4 foot 9….creepy….good fit midget athlete ass though…I mean she is 35…muscle memory doesn’t have Alzheimers yet…

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2017

29

Jun

Kate Upton’s Big Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average American man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fat chick in training…to not be a fat chick yet still a fat chick because her body is a fucking wreck if she doesn’t train…

She went viral, she go so fucking popular, all for having massive tits, and that is a good reminder to all girls out there that if you have small tits, you are nothing. You don’t matter. No one wants you. You don’t stand a chance….all the money out there for marketing will be sent to the girl with the big tits….

Well, she’s trying to get her name back out there now that she works out and the whole thing is magical..only because of her sloppy tits spilling out of her shirt…right…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day

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I used to jerk off to Laetitia Casta.

She was one of the french models with big tits in 1995 that was featured in all the celebrity nudity databases – before I hated celebs…back when I would watch movies and jerk off to movies because internet porn was so annoying to deal with….

She’s 22 years older….but still in front of the camera cuz these bitches get addicted to that shit…..and her tits…still big….amazing how that happens….middle age titties!!

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2017

29

Jun

Lisa-Marie Jaftha Titties for Randall Slavin of the Day

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Lisa-Marie Jaftha is a no name South African model trying to make a name for herself….the right way…with her amazing tits….or good enough tits…or tits she’s willing to show off for Randy Slavin the Victoria’s Secret model photographer that we all know doesn’t avoid telling all the girls he is shooting to really take him seriously, and why wouldn’t you, you know as a photographer, by default you’re a creeper who hides behind his camera….to get bitches to trust him enough to bust out the hot bodies and hope for a dream….flimsy really, a bunch of users using each other and hoping for bigger things…but the nice thing about her, other than her willingness to get naked is the HIGH AIDS RATE in South Africa…erotic on all fronts…

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2017

29

Jun

Lily Mo Sheen in a Pink Robe of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Lily Beckinsale….the 18 or 19 year old hot bodied young girl who has the hottest mom in her school, which happens to be college….and I know this because I follow Kate Beckinsale, proud single mother’s instagram account….

Her dad is Michael Sheen, and her stepmom is Sarah Silverman – disgusting….not that anyone really cares about the dad, they are more into the mom, because she’s hot and has been in a series of nerd movies….and now they can be into the daughter…because anyone you ask…may not admit that they have a mom/daughter fetish, but they do…and it’s so rare that the mom and daughter are both actually hot enough to want to fuck. Usually you need to settle with one shitty one or the other….and that isn’t the case here….here is what mom/daughter fetish videos are based on….but the real life version..wearing a robe…

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