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2017

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The biggest sexual issue I’ve had for as long as I can remember is that when I cum when I say “Jon Benet Ramsey”….

Girls generally hate it….and I can’t really trust those who love it…I guess it’s a good litmus test to see who I should keep around…because really that’s why I do it…I mean who would want to be around a dude who says “Jon Benet Ramsey”….a creepy beauty queen child killed by her family during the peak of sex….unless they are just happy to know that sex with me is over…which is probably the case..

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Rob Lowe has Seen a Sasquatch
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Cat learning to Knead Bread from a YouTube Video
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Check Out this Jenna Bentley Monster
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Modern DJ Equipment
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Iggy Azalea Beef with Halsey
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Some Actor’s Kid Has Gone Missing
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Rihanna Fucks the Rich….
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Star Wars Museum for All the HERBS
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Mariah Carey’s Big Tits – Big Tits
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Living as a Tall Person…..
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Candice Swanepoel – MOm Walk
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2017

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was trying to use butthole pics for currency..

A girl on the internet asked me a favor, so I told her I told her I wanted butt pics as payment for my favor, and she sent them….it was something dumb like to follow her friend on social media or some nonsense….and I got the idea that if I can get girls to ask me for shit, I can get more butthole pics, since ultimately girls like showing their butthole…and I guess that means I just created my own currency, you dont have to declare or pay tax on…fuck you bitcoin…now I need a job at an Ice Cream shop to sell girls what they want for butthole pics making me rich on butthole pics and then I need to find find a bar that accepts butthole pics as payment…I am close to winning at life…

Here are some stepLINKS…of the DAy

Don’t Touch Jennifer Lawrence’s Dog…
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Lea Michele Wet Bikini
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Kylie Jenneer’s BF Banged 10 Other Chicks
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Tremors the Reboot
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Hilary Duff – Tight Jeans
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Kevin Bacon’s Tremors Reboot
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Crazy Body Painted Chick
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Weird Horror Movie Sound Effect Instrument…
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Hilary Duff – Slutty in a Dress
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Mariah Carey and Israel
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Rihanna in a Sweatsuit
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Marisa Tomei Legs
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Jamie Foxx and some Sluts
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Will Farrel and Drake is Some Clickbait
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Miniature Firework Stand
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New Pierce Bronson Movie Trailer
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Rita Ora – Braless
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Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Tight Dress
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Lohan and her Birthday Tweeet
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Jenna Dewan – Push Up Bra
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Game of Thrones – Ultimate Trailer
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Gigi Hadid – BRALESS
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Demi Moore of the Day
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Michelle Rodriguez Threatens Fast of Furious….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Don’t Get in Fights on Your Period
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Airsoft vs Asian Pornstar
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Abigail Mac is the Pornstar of the Day
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Surprise Sex of the Day
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Hot Amateur on Tumblr
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Dildo of the Day
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Marisa Papen Titties
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Kylie Page – Slut
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2017

28

Jun

Pee Girls of the Day

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This is the Highlight video of the day…pretty self explanatory…

I mean drunken pig girls pissing in the middle of the street like a fucking homeless crackhead…because bitch can’t control her alcohol intake…and homie records it….only for an army of girls to turn on him, and call him a thirsty immature woman harasser…who should watch a porn website….when bitch is drunk in public pissing on the damn street…

Because…girls are crazy and everything is date rape….even when you don’t take them on a date…rape culture shit….so LOLZ….

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2017

28

Jun

Rita Ora See Through to Nipple of the Day

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Rita Ora is a shameless whore who has managed to become someone and become known thanks to big tits and a willingness to date connected people like a smart girl…and she’s still out there grinding in the form of see through dresses you can see her nipples in…and I respect her worth ethic and drive…

Bottom feeding…the see through dress edition…

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2017

28

Jun

Ariel Winter Feeder Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a fat pig who I guess was pumped to eat, so pumped to eat living critters of the sea, that she posted this shit on her social media in what is clearly a fetish image for her fans she knows are fetishists who life fat chicks…because even at 18 and famous she’s a sloppy pile of shit…who has a love affair with food, whether it is craft services or whatever is going on here and I figure at least one of you will like seeing her feed her big breast reduced tits…

MONSTER.

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2017

28

Jun

Bridget Malcolm Bikini of the Day

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Bridget Malcolm is a very important model because she has a tit…that you can see in this shoot.

I once said that this Australian model was a girl I want to marry, and by marry I mean have anal sex with, because Anal sex requires a certain of commitment, unless you’re a french girl, greek girl or a hooker, in which case it just my cost a premium, and sometimes that premium is money, other times, it’s dealing with shit on your dick…while Bridget Malcom shit is more of a gift and I hate shit and anal…it’s for faggots..

Needless to say…I haven’t met her yet, such disrespect.

Posted in:SFW

2017

28

Jun

Bella Thorne Fishnet of the Day

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Bella Thorne is very important in her fishnets..because she’s Bella Thorne the Disney Kid turned whore who documents being a whore on social media like a good whore should…meanwhile it’s increases her profile, her audience and gets her more money, and the more ratchet crackhead raver she goes, the more the fans feels she’s an authetic experience….it’s all so exciting…but not at all..I prefer when Disney kids were having drug overdoses and dying, making room for more broken, exploited by their parents kids….because if there’s no sex tape or nipples I’ve already seen…I’m good to find someone hungrier than her…ready to perform…

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2017

28

Jun

Devon Windson See Through of the Day

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Devon Windsor is a VS model and she’s as naked as I’ve seen her, which isn’t saying much because I don’t find her all that interesting and exciting despite being a very important promo model…I find her pretty fucking dull….but the kids like her, she probably hangs or is owned by Taylor Swift as these girls all are…and thus she matters…just not to me….cuz there’s no inanimate objects sliding in and out of her twat…because I am a prevert…

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2017

28

Jun

Kirsten Dunst for Dazed of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst PHOTOSHOOT for old times…flashing some panty or knickers or whatever this old timey bullshit is…so edgy and exciting because she’s holding a 90s camcorder, the same kind I used to film porn video on before porn was fucking everywhere, back in an era when I probably used to jerk off to Kirsten Dunst’s tits….I guess this is a subtle subliminal reference to that…art….

I prefer my art with tits…tits with nipples…what is this nonsense…

Posted in:SFW

2017

28

Jun

Fat Rihanna Slutty in the Pool of the Day

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I guess these are some high priced, high powered lens, paparazzi images of Rihanna and some Saudi Prince, or Saudi Oil Heir who has a history of fucking black women with status, like Naomi Campbell, because that’s what you do when you’re a young billionaire…

I guess this is proof that Rihanna has made it, or that no matter how rich a bitch is, she’s always going to date a richer dude than her, for security and because bitches hate spending their money and like being taken care of.

I guess it is also proof that if you’re a 14 year old Barbadian prostitute in a Karaoke Bar, there’s no stopping where your pussy can take you, from music career…to SERIOUSLY HUGE CELEBRITY…to billion dollar cock…

Don’t ever let NO ONE tell you you can’t have dreams girl…

The real issue is why does Mr Saudi Billionaire have a thing for black women…it’s his fetish…and I find that the more interesting thing than fat Rihanna fucking in the pool…

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