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2017

27

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out….

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2017

27

Jun

Bella Hadid’s Ass in Tight Jeans with her Dying Granny’s Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid felt the need to post a tribute to her dying Grandma….for attention…she’s the white woman in her ARAB life…who I guess her mom got her slut from that led to rich LA based husbands….and who I guess by default Bella got her slut from…because even when bitch is dying of cancer…she’s in UPSKIRT pose…and it’s hot….

Just a simple dutch pro who taught her girl to chase bigger pro dreams…in America with rich guys you marry and who then taught her girl how to take over the fucking internet on social media despite not being that hot…

Shamelessness, even her tribute to the near dead grandma with a butt in tight jeans…and if you read her masterful caption…written by what must be a half retard thanks to dropping out of school to pursue this existence in a world where you don’t need school or intelligence when you’re rich and getting paid…she’s real fucking obnoxious, narscisstic and made it all about herself..”I took off of work for the past 3 days” like she’s actually working or like that’s a big deal…she’s rich and to fly from Paris to Holland…takes an hour…

Nothing will ever beat this love – I took off of work for the past 3 days to surprise my beautiful Oma in Holland on her birthday. She is going through the hardest struggle of her life battling cancer again but I know for a fact she is the strongest woman i have ever met. Today is my last day with my family here in Holland and the last thing I want to do is leave…But I will, so I can work my hardest and come back soon

It’s a video…

Poor granny…having to pretend to like her shitty grandkid…

Garbage…

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2017

27

Jun

Bella Thorne is a Fucking Wreck of the Day

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Bella Thorne is rumored to be estranged from her mom, typical child star exploited by the parents who want to make as much money as they can off their kids before they turn 18 nonsense….that ended when she turned 18, took control of her life, and started slutting out on social media….

Unfortunately, she’s not estranged from her weird aspiring DJ sister, who has the rainbow hair typic of LA hipster raver trash, because it is rubbing off on this one, and not in a way you’d want to sister rub each other off…in a she looks like a crackhead raver hipster pile of shit…a wreck…..but maybe she always looks like this and I just don’t notice since her tits are spilling out everywhere….right…who knows…right…

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2017

27

Jun

Demi Lovato’s Titties of the Day

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Demi Lovato was a body positive dumpy chick when she was in a relationship, like all girls in relationships, fuck my unshowered sloppy ass now that I’ve given up on life, don’t blame me, blame my bi-polar disorder, see I have a doctor’s note…bullshit…

Well, she got dumped and figured, “let’s get as hot as a I can, I’ll show him” as most women do…and has since been posting titty pic after titty pic because all chicks are the same…they know they aren’t hot when they are fat even if they try to angle it…and when they are dumped…they put in work to get as hot as they can…and when they are as hot as they can be…they broadcast it to the world…

This was a “no make-up”…big belly spilling out of her leotard…looking like the fat downs syndrome girl at your kids ballet recital…and now she’s an insta model…

Typical woman behavior…worse since it is hollywood and a reminder that all things they say and do are bunk bullshit lies…

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2017

27

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Tits Drive a Range Rover of the Day

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Like a good, accomplished sugar baby, Charlotte McKinney, and her tits that sometimes get her paid….drive a Range Rover…the way she should…because she’s cheesy, lame, uninteresting hollywood…but more importantly, she’s got great tits.

I don’t know how much money she’s made in this Hollywood game, I mean she’s done a bit of work but nothing substantial…

She is a Florida originating rich kid, who’s dad is some Bahamas based jeweller, or vendor of jewellery in the Bahamas… which sounds pretty fucking suspect, tax evading and money laundering…you know the kind of dad who can afford a Range rover for his retarded daughter and her massive tits…

I scrolled her instagram to see what she’s been up to, you know any shameless tit pics to keep the low level fame coming in…and all I saw was this video….that reaffirmed my distain for her…at least when she’s not showing tits…

But you probably prefer seeing her tits…and really that applies to everyone, not just you, because without her tits she’s really fucking average at best…

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2017

27

Jun

Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

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Selma Hayek is trying to connect with the youth of today by pulling some of their stunts like posting topless selfies….only like the old bitch she is…she’s doing it all wrong….or maybe she’s trying to be coy, a little cocktease, clearly she knows all about how to manipulate men with her toplessness, you know to buy into her and hire her instead of some other huge titty Mexican stealing American Jobs…the way Trump would approve of, since he likes sluts….

I don’t really know what I am looking at, despite the cum face, but I know that if this selfie was really as artistic as she wanted it to be, the reflection in the mirror would either have more anus or in her case more monster tits – since THAT is what we want to see…..Seeing an Aging Hayek face isn’t as good as seeing how her tits are settling into the golden years…

But at least she’s trying.

Posted in:Selma Hayek|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Stephanie Tanner Using Her Meth Mouth of the Day

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I wonder how many other people find these pics of Stephanie Tanner eating some samples at the Farmer’s Market and not at Costco like the white trash broken child star turned meth addict that she is….erotic…

Not because of her monster tits, or her comeback in the lamest way, or her quitting of Meth….after using for years after not being able to get work and watching her Olsen co-stars get richer….but because…no that’s exactly why….

Eat that Farmer’s market samples like it was the cum of the johns you used to turn tricks for meth money girl….you classy and hollywood….all relevant now that netflix exploited you like your pimp during the meth years did…

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Posted in:Jodie Sweetin|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Lea Michele’s Bikini Top of the Day

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Lea Michele is in a bikini top with a friend on a girl trip – which we can only assume means she’ll be fucking the shit out of her – you know using that dick of hers proper – the way it was mean to be used – cuz check out those titties in the pink top..

Don’t let Lea Michele’s shamless bikini pics, in efforts to trick you into thinking she’s a chick, like Bruce Jenner, becuase Lea Michele and her dick are just like a bunch of Bro’s on spring break up in here. Taking bitches on free trips to both buy friends…and guarantee pussy…cuz bitches LOVE free trips…

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2017

27

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Gay Pride Lingerie of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes wore lingerie for the Gays during Gay pride week because gay people love to have powerful singers as their icon, especially when they are as famous as LeAnn Rimes, which despite her not touring or doing music the way she used to, is pretty fucking famous…country music fans pay for CDs because they are too retarded to understand computers….and more importantly are loyal to their own because despite accounting for 50 percent of America they are still small minded small town thinkers…

That said, it’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl in lingerie like a drag queen, partially because I like old haggard skinny meth looking bitches in stripper gear…but MAINLY because I like knowing behind every wholesome god fearing or god loving girl…is a fake titty lingerie sex slut..

It makes for a balanced existence…

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2017

27

Jun

Ashley Haas Titty Model of the Day

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I don’t know much about Ashley Haas, other than that she’s showing her tits in a photoshoot for some magazine that may not even be a magazine, but rather just an instagram account that looks like a magazine and that gives these models an opportunity to feel like they are actual models, even if they aren’t, since it is the Instagram era and often times doing shoots for these low level accounts is far more lucrative for their careers both for followers and for sugar daddies than doing something like Vogue or an actual magazine….social media is where the action is…

She’s got a great body and she’s signed with a real agency which doesn’t mean she gets actual work or makes actual money – a lot of these girls get a job every 8 months for 1000 dollars…but it’s a good front for their hooking…

I like it.

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