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2017

16

Jun

Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day

Kylie Jenner has had so much plastic surgery – she is no longer considered human – like her dad/ mom…

But unfortunately, she hasn’t taken Kanye’s mom’s lead on the plastic surgery hustle…and died in a procedure…

Not because I wish death upon cunts that don’t deserve celebrity according to me, but because I know she’s doing nothing good for society when girls think looking like this is NORMAL….kill her off even if the damage is done and face injections are fucking everywhere on everyone…

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2017

16

Jun

Kayslee Collins for Playboy of the Day

Kayslee Collins has only done playboy….

That’s the extent of who she is, what she’s accomplished with her big hipster tits I thought had purpose, drive and meaning…and that would eventually do something wonderful like promote skinny tea or start a bikini line….

But instead…those tits just waited two years to do PLAYBOY again….you know now that they do nudity again.

I am not a hater of Kayslee Collins, she looks good to me, but she’s a bit lazy if all she ever does is Playboy over and over when everyone knows PLAYBOY is lame and doesn’t fuckking matter, even with their going back to nudity that is on the instagram level of nudity….not very nude…of girls who we’ve seen more nude than this….

Weird world we live in…

Oh and SHE IS NOT EVEN NAKED…but she’s smoking, disgusting, what is this dog shit…fucking PLAYBOY sucks…

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2017

16

Jun

Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible…

What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few….

Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good.

I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to..

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2017

16

Jun

Ariel Winter Showing Off her Snake Tattoo of the Day

Ariel Winter got some kind of forearm tattoo of what looks like a snake or a shoe lace – or even like those trashy stripper girls who would get lingerie lace tattooed on their upper thigh, only she went with forearm, because I guess she’s a biker…a candy coated, network television owned, biker…who can’t even edit her pics to look good…I mean what the fuck filters did she run these through…I don’t even know what’s going on in her tits with all this saturation – I am so confused…but like all gang member bikers – she wants you to know what gang she’s a part of…the broken rich girl who was whored by her parents gang…

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2017

16

Jun

Sahara Ray Nipples of the Day

I don’t know why, but I hate promoting Sahara Ray…

She’s this big titty, surf daughter, beach lifestyle, California girl with her bohemian party girl life that she I guess makes money living….she started out as a hipster chick with big tits willing to get topless and ended up owning some kind of bikini line and the whole thing would be lovely…if I just didn’t find her the worst…

She’s on some socialite, social climbing, crackhead party girl kick and it just annoys me…so I’ve been sitting on these bikini pics…where she’s in a see through because I just wanted to avoid posting her- but alas – the big tits won.

Sahara Ray….as if that’s her real name….but rather her marketable stripper name so at least she knows her place in the world…

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2017

16

Jun

Chick Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Tit Grab for Cash

Coconut Picker ALmost Hangs To Death

Dog and a Dildo

Alex Jones Recorded Megyn Kelly Interview

Crazy Dude of the Day

Weird Way to Transport Buffalo

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I woke up assuming it was Saturday, because I have no job and days turn into months, turn into years and eventually I’ll die…..but today wasn’t that day…but I did spend the morning doing all kinds of productive things like sexting, not walking my dog, napping…thinking it is saturday…until I realized it isn’t….and now I need to do posts…

What a bummer for you, more than me, it’s not like I was doing anything anyway…so here’s a whole lot of nothing starting with some morning stepLINKS…in the morning even though it’s noon.

DiCaprio is Fucking Orlando Bloom
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Electric Cellist Erotica
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A Gay Golden Girls – is Happening – Thanks to Star Trek Gay’Asian
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Slut in a THong for the Paparazzi
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Khloe Kardashian and her Psychic of the Day
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Dude Documents Learnign Piano from Day 1 to 500
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Bon Jovi’s NYC House is Such Shit
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2017

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My biggest life regret is not being a pimp….

I figure if I was the middle man between girls who are sucking dick for money – because they like money and sucking dick – something they are going to be doing for free anyway….I would live a much more fulfilling life…you know helping girls live their dream of not needing a job to support their drug habit…and helping useless men like you get your dick sucked…because you have no other option..

Not much more rewarding than that…I could even do success stories of hooker and john who met through me….we’d leave out the stories of the ones killed…and really the whole thing would be wonderful…

Instead I just have a dumb website…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Doesn’t Care About Awards
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Selena Gomez Tits in a Sweater – Wearing a Wig
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Monster Tits of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen Talking About her Butthole
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Blimp Crash at US OPEN
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Friendly Horn
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Bella Thorne – Out in a Bra
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Slutty Bitches Pulling Out Tits and Frenching in a Car
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Selena Gomez on Religion
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CJ Franco – Grabbing Her Tit
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Violetta Komyshan Nipples
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The Worst Movie Ever Made
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Ariel WInter’s Tattoos with her Boyfriend
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Bella Hadid in Panties
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Robin Thicke’s Girlfriend Tits
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Chloe Grace Legs of the Day
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Dude Demos 100 Types of Walks
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Why we Love Fails
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Patton Oswalt’s New Pussy
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More Hot Tits in a Car
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Rebel Wilson is a Winner for Being Called Out as the Liar she is…
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The Police Make Lohan Return Shit to her Ex
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Hot to Get the MOST of your SODA can
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Joe Bonamassa and Erotic Cellist
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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The Guy Who Got his Dicked Cut OFf
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Alyssa Arce – Tits
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The Bottom Video is LOLZ
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Bouncing Boob GIFS
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Cam Girl Trolled of the Day
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Busty Titty Girl
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Hot Girl Fingerbanged
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Boob Flasher
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Hot Tumblr Chick and her Amateur Slut Pics
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Oiled Up Tits…
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Bree Daniels – Pussy Pic
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

15

Jun

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday SFW Porn Blooper Reel Part 1 of the Day

For anyone who visits this site, you’ll know that I have a very very very long standing relationship with the good people at VIVID.COM because many years ago, a woman named Kim Kardashian put out a sex tape and I connected with the good people that helped launch her career, and ever since have been dialed in on all the celeb sex tapes that ever mattered. I’ve been given advance copies, exclusive clips, and for that I am and always will be grateful…because celeb sex matters…when it’s in video for shameless promotion tactics….

So basically – VIVID creates the highest paid celebrities with their content…so if you’re a celebrity – reach out to VIID and make it happen.

My first job, long before this, when I was in my late 20s was working at a porn company, they had the rights for Vivid Canada, in an era where porn production mattered and where video revolutionized the porn world, where Vivid were by far the leaders…so I watched a fucking ton of Vivid movies and all were top notch….

There was story with the sex, not just digital 3 minute face fucking clips you see today, you know because the JOURNEY is what matters man, not the penetration…it’s the build up…

So I’ve been wanting to get my hands on some of their Safe For Work behind the scenes clips for a long time, to put out, to showcase the glory days, the 80s and 90s filled with amazing….and what better way than with a THROWBACK THURSDAY blooper Reel…

We’re releasing at least 4 – so be excited- because I am…

And if you want to get more NSFW content from VIVID – go to VIVID.COM

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

15

Jun

Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life..

I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo…

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