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2017

05

Jun

Jessica Chastain Vogue Spain Titties of the Day

I guess Jessica Chastain is in a big movie and her PR team is out there getting her as much media hits as they can – because she gets paid bonus money in her contract that more media she does for whatever movie she happens to be in.

I am too lazy to bother looking up her schedule of work she’s overpaid for, but I am into looking at her tits, as are most people who know who she is, because that’s what she’s known for, or maybe reduced to…at 40…after winning awards…her tits…is what matters…

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2017

05

Jun

Lindsey Wixson for LUI of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is a freakish faced model…and despite her success as a model…she was an “it girl” who defined a look for a minute…which means she’s had a lot of success at it…

But it makes no sense to me… as far as I’m concerned she’s a monster…but I guess interesting face to some is marketable, and to others reminds them of the dude in Goonies…

She’s in LUI, being low level instagram model slutty – in her panties and flashing parts of her tit, but not her nipple, because you need to pay more for that.

You see, she’s used to making over a million a year. She’s that level of model…so this LUI thing is interesting, mainly because they aren’t focusing on her weird as fuck face…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2017

05

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini Model of the Day

Rita Ora is not a bikini model yet she is one for a bikini company – because nothing is sacred and if you have enough followers for whatever reason – people will pay you to do anything they need.

She’s likely affordable because she’s just eager as fuck to do anything that gets her attention and I appreciate that kind of work ethic or “hustle”..she puts into whatever this scam – that seems to be working is…

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2017

05

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day

Old lady Alessandra Ambrosio loves her breasts implants…and I guess so do the people who are using her to promote their weird beach body jewelry – that they obviously overpay her for thanks to Victoria’s Secret pricing her out – in photos that are not that exciting or interesting – because 40 year old moms, model or not, are best seen topless getting their annual mammogram….not in photos…

I say that, but I don’t actually mean it, I sext with a handful of 40 year old moms and it’s always more substantial than the younger girls – because they’re all porned out also, but haven’t lived it out…

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2017

05

Jun

Halle Berry Pregnant in a Tight Dress of the Day

Halle Berry looking a little older and fatter in the gunt is making people assume she’s pregnant, but I figure she’s too old to make babies, she must be 50 by now, and that freakish god complex, playing with nature thanks to fertility drugs is a very possible thing, I mean rich people are fucking weird egos and she’d probably want to produce as many kids as possible in her image….

BUt I think it’s more about liking food, slower metabolisms, body positivity and all ther other depressing shit that makes women go out there in tight dresses….with confidence…

I guess it’s pretty typical for big tits, to have their belly slowly catch up to them….sad by true….

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2017

05

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Friends in Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, and has always been an exhibitionist, I mean one of the first with nude pics leaked, she knows how to whore herself out for attention or whatever it is that she does…now more than ever because she’s finally got fit and her body looks good – so there’s more reason to get this kind of content out there, plus it’s how they stay competitive in a world of naked bitches everywhere….so bring it..

I just find it sad, not because it is desperate, but because she’s not showing off her massive bush, that I know she’s capable of.

I am a bush lover and when I know a girl has had bush, but doesn’t show off said bush anymore, because she probably waxed it off out of insecurity from being mocked by the BUSH haters….

It makes me sad, but then again, maybe I am just sad due to deeper rooted issues…yeah probably.

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2017

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini Top of the Day

Sarah Hyland, the creepy Modern Family, who unlike Ariel Winter is not quite a wart faced troll, but rather a freak in her own right, of never aging, looking like some premature child, all small and weak and big headed…but people are into her…like they are into any of these celebs who are on TV…because they like that casting agents tell them who to like so that they don’t need to use their brains and come to their own conclusions…

Well, thanks to fame whoring and attention seeking, trying to keep followers happy, Sarah Hyland knows to post them bikini good goods…it makes her matter more..

I like this look.

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2017

05

Jun

Abbey Lee Kershaw Naked of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is some Australian model, who has some connected pro athlete father, but who defied all odds being a rich kid, and has managed to become some pretty well known model…LIKE ALL RICH KIDS BEFORE HER….and she did it with her tits out…so we like her…

I mean Australian girls are sluts, party sluts, open minded, down to fuck sluts, so throw in some daddy issues, some low level fame, a camera…life is good…at least for her, but she probably doesn’t realize it, all these scammers have egos and are entitled and don’t realize they don’t deserve more than what they already have…weird…

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2017

05

Jun

Gigi Hadid – New Face – Who This of the Day

Let’s take a moment to ponder the important questions in life…like whether Gigi Hadid is still Gigi Hadid after a bout with Body Dysmorphia has left her with a doughy, mangled, mutant face…or if Gigi Hadid’s face really matters…in the grand scheme of the collapsing world…because I am going with no….

All these broken rich girls just fall the fuck apart and get carried away when their scam works for them…but ultimately…are still just scamming…and the truth will always prevail…

Oh wait, that’s Khloe Kardashian. Got it.

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2017

05

Jun

Olivia Culpo Titty Grab of the Day

When you are a pageant girl from 4 years ago like Olivia Culpo , who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, wear no bra, have a dude grab your tit, post it on social media…and maybe brands will want to work with you, maybe producers will cast you for the casting couch sex sessions because they want to grab your tit also, maybe…just maybe you’ll get work…or a rich guy to knock you up…because titty grabs in public are the answer…

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