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2017

15

Jun

Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really..

I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable…..

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2017

15

Jun

Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

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I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened

We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family….

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2017

15

Jun

Nipple Video of the Day

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Sometimes, we just need to watch a video by a girl about her pierced nipples to really understand the meaning of life, art, humanity, existence, the plight of the feminist woman, and body modification as a commentary to one’s self expression…

You know, the whole free the nipple to desexualize the nipple and protest American establishments like FACEBOOK that ban the nipple, and make the nipple feel like it is some sort of freakish second rate citizen that deserves to be left in the basement….

I know, you are so progressive as a person that you don’t see these nipples, but rather just the cross tattoo on her wrist you are trying to understand. Is she religious, or is it a tribute to a priest that raped her, or maybe a tribute to a dead relative…or maybe it’s ironic…we can just never quite tell..

Posted in:Videos

2017

15

Jun

Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things – posted a #GOALS picture of Kirsten Stewart who has really taken this role as lesbian pretty seriously and even dresses the part…because these actors, even the bad ones, have no real identity and everything they do is a fucking parody..and her Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, who is a fucking scam social climber that I don’t even know how she got into that VS world as a promo model, because she was doing low level hipster shit for so long, and I guess part of the reason was friends she made and fucked from Barbara Palvin to Miley and now this A-List shit….she’s a fucking Anne Heche 2.0…milk the broken lesbian…but you can’t cuz she’s not lactacting…but try…she’s broke on the inside. K Fed her…

Reminding us that Bella Thorne is a retard…broken Disney Kid who supports and edorses lies…

Here she is dancing awkwardly…on IG Story…because she’s awkward…with her new hair color..

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2017

15

Jun

Lisa Appleton is a Good Time of the Day

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Lisa Appleton is some old pig….

I am pretty sure she’s some garbage UK trash that I am not going to bother looking up, because you can get a sense of what she is based on the pictures alone.

But the weird thing about it is that I find this wonderful…

I don’t know if my perversion is running deep into a weird place or not, or if I am just attracted to mom looking bitches with big titties that match their big bellies looking like french Canadian trash on their nylon lawn chairs…something that has never been a fetish of mine, that looks like it smells like piss, shit and cigarettes and gravy….but that for some reason, a reason called “this is what retired strippers look like”…I fucking love it.

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2017

15

Jun

Rebecca Bagnol Naked of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol calls herself a model, and I guess she’s standing in front of a camera on set somewhere and that in and of itself makes her a model….but the world is such a grey area of whether you’re mainstream or porn, a sex worker or a fashion and luxury worker, because everything is so fucking sleazy…and I’m into that…

I always hated when people pretended to be anything but the whores that they are, now I know this FRENCH MODEL thinks she’s a model, and not a softcore porno model looking for likes, so delusions still happen….but at least they are not doing this non nude while they have nude in them to broadcast to the world…

What I am saying is that whores a decade ago wouldn’t be naked, they’d pretend to be fashion and luxury dressed in party dresses while sucking 10 dicks a day, and I’d never see their tits in photos until they made it, at least now – they all think nudity isn’t a big deal…because it’s not a big deal…it just happens to be what I like jerking off to…and what they like getting likes to, and it’s a little more honest than keeping up appearances…strip down girl…strip down.

GOOD TIMES….but that could just be me drunk on bush talkin’

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2017

15

Jun

High as Fuck Dude and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Bit by Croc

United Airlines Employee Knocks Down 73 Year Old

Lightning VS Tree

Nature VS Broadcast

Fight Outside Nightclub

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I fail most times I try to convince my neighbors, who are two 20 year old roomates, to finger each other’s assholes on snapchat…

but I feel that with will and determination, if I intend for it to happen, and will for it to happen, it will eventually happen…

Because we are resilient…

We can overcome….

I am going to watch some motivational affirmations…

I will make this happen….

Because I Believe….

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Bella Hadid in Shorts…
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BOW WOW BRAWL
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The Girl Raped on Set of Bachelor Paradise
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Bella Thorne THrowback Thursday Titties in a Bikini
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Nick Offerman – Wood Working Questions
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Motorcycle Ride of the Day
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2017

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my night was unfortunately hearing two old 80 year old men talking about how they use their fit bits to track how many strokes it takes to cum….while sitting in the park looking at teen girls tanning…..

I wondered if they actually still got hard ons and actually jerked off or if they were making jokes because they know they can’t jerk off….but I don’t think the young girls within earshot thought it was as funny as I did, but then again, this is the porn generation and they’re all porned out and would probably find banging an 80 year old erotic – since it’s different than their regular instagram looking gangbangs…or whatever it is they do….

I am sure I had other high lights – like teaching an old lady that the the eggplant emoji means black dick, but I prefer when young sluts are around to be either traumatized or extra slutty in my hightlight reels….

Not because I am a human trafficker recruiting these insecure girls at the mall as a pimp…but because young slut makes everything better….which happens to be the name of my memoir…

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Selena Gomez in a Fetish Wig
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Chantal Jeffries Thick Bitch in a Bikkini
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Kylie Jenner – Slutty
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Oliver Stone – Anti Semetic
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Big Titty SLip
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Elle Fanning – Sports Bra
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Elle Fanning Butt in Leggings
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Jessica Alba – Boring Slut
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On Board POV of a Racer
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Emma Roberts – Pregnant On Set of the Day
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ScarJo – Looking Rough in a Tight Dress
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Bella Thorne Loves her Boobs
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Beyonce Shat Out a Baby
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Stella Maxwell Nipples
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Selena Gomez VS Religion
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Katy Perry – Workout in LA
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The Flatliners official Trailer
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Barbara Palvin – CLeavage
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Scott Disick was Too Old Partier for Bella Thorne
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Kim K – Boobes in NYC
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Dani Mathers Hires a Bitch to Make Sure her Apology is Legit.
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The Girl Who Fingers Her Ass
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Cheesy Porn Photoshoot
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Busty Asian
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Sluts in the Car
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Dildo
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Guy Finds Out the Hooker is a Dude
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

14

Jun

Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid, overrated rich girl with plastic surgery and a good marketing hustle, that got her into the fashion world and thus legit or relevant…doing some mooning the paparazzi she probably called to get in the tabloids as part of her marketing campaign that isn’t that revolutionary but that clearly works…and it is safe to say her fat thighs look better when photoshopped or filtered and that these pics from a few days ago are of a dumpy ass that has no right being the “it girl” of the year…yet she is….because MEDIA is a lie.

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