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2017

09

Jun

Bella Oelmann is Amazing of the Day

What the world needs now more than ever – is another model from the internet named Bella.

This Bella is from Germany, she’s 20, and you can follow her HERE ….and you should follow her because she’s pretty fucking hot…

I don’t know or care what this is about…or if this shoot is really that great…but this BELLA…may not be a HADID OR A THORNE but she is wonderful….

This one seems to travel the world, living the model life of luxury with rich dudes, and most importantly, as a german, is into getting shit on…SHIT is all German people’s favorite – ever since they allowed that whole NAZI thing to happen…you know.. 80 years ago…they can’t admit to their other favorite thing….killing JEWISH people…I mean I’m just running off statistics here you know….

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2017

09

Jun

Lindsey Vonn Has a Type of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn was fucking Tiger Woods for a while, even after his hooker loving, homewrecking scandal, because I guess she didn’t give a fuck, some girls don’t fear the hooker addiction – or abusive insanity…they just care about the level of how profile the person is – and / or the size of their black dick…at least I’ll assume it’s a black dick, because based on her new guy…she’s got a type..and that wouldn’t happen if he inherited his mother’s Asian dick..

I guess it’s a once you go black situation, living the American Olympian dream…but I just like when I see a skier chick trying to be sexy, in skirts and tight shirts, because I lived amongst skiers and they all had terrifying legs, solid muscle legs, and high testosterone, because when they go down that hill…they fucking fly down that hill…and for some reason…Vonn, the Olympian doesn’t seem to have that…I guess she hasn’t started training to win more for 2018 USA Olympic team dream, she’s too busy getting fucked…

I like to reduce Olympic skiing accomplishments to tits and the dick she puts in her pussy….

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2017

09

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp Hard Nipples at 18 of the Day

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I guess Lily-Rose Depp is now 18, which isn’t saying much because she’s one of those really rich celebrity kids – who has parents who think they are “artists”…a mom who lives in France, a dad who fucks and marries hookers and who is too into himself to really notice what his kid is up to, making me think she’s been on her own for years..and ultimately, I wouldn’t have minded being hired as the baby sitter or manny – because she’s pretty fucking perfect.

I am not a Johnny Depp fan, I don’t dislike him, so I’m not some creepy fan who wants to fuck his daughter because she is his daughter, I want to fuck his daughter because look at her…she’s perfect.

Now I know she probably has a really shitty attitude, is spoiled, daddy issues, annoying – thanks to being a celeb daughter…but look at her…she’s perfect..and that overrides EVERYTHING…

I’m a fan..

TO SEE THE RESt OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

09

Jun

Selena Gomez – Braless of the Day

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Pervert Selena Gomez fans are all excited in her space outfit from a 1960s Sci/fi movie….because you can see her perky little implant…

But all I see is a midget with no ass…like how the fuck does a black dude get down with this midget with no ass…when ass is what makes the world go round…

Like any bitch can get a perky implant…it takes a special woman to be thin with an ass….

So it’s clear, he’s just using her for her celebrity, her name, because you know without the ass, she’s just a broken disney kid who is entitled, needy, unstable and annoying…spoiled…and not even that hot…

He makes he own money, he should save Selena for the K-Feds willing to make her their full time job….knowing she will die prematurely of LUPUS….

TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS CLIK HERE

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2017

09

Jun

Emily Blunt Super Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….

Her ass is that of a 65 year old.

So hot…if you like 65 year old women….

I can’t imagine she’s positioned as a sex icon…because whatever is going on here – is fucking gross to me.

This is so fucking sloppy, she’s melting, she’s expiring, curdling, who knows what this is, but maybe she should look into cosmetic treatments, Kardashians don’t have an ass this sloppy and they are pigs…how can this white girl be so broken down, I guess no fitness…non-working out…either way…this kind of “body positive” is bad….she has a responsibility in the career she chose to not have an ass this bad.

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2017

09

Jun

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

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I still wish Robert Kardashian in his fall from the top – when Kris left him from Bruce and he went to defend OJ – even disposing of the evidence – like an accomplice…took his friend’s lead and took it to the next level – by killing Kris, her new man who is now a woman, and throw in their kids…since nothing good has come from the Kardashians…or the Jenners…they are bad for America….on all levels, I don’t care how much money they make, big business statistically are bad for America…these ones are just in the form of sluts, not OIL or whatever it is that’s killing the environment and our souls…but the point is, they are better off dead…that’s how little they contribute to society….

But at least they are braless, in a world where everyone under 25 is braless…just leave the house, despite how scary it is out there…just go for it…you’ll be amazed at how slutty girls are.

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2017

09

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Erotica for The Edit of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon was never hot to me, I just saw her as a scamming souther bitch, who played the wholesome card, and pulled off the whole Christian thing, by pumping out a bunch of kids, when really it was some satanic ritual that ate up and spat out the baby daddy Ryan Philippe, who was at his prime, to pave the way for her – to win OSCARS when really she was just a Legally Blonde chick…

It’s so weird to me, knowing she went from chubby girl who could barely act, and who got shitty movie deals….to being top tier A-List…but I will say it has to do with her agent who she married after Philippe and who her kids call dad…because the industry is a fucking scam and none of these people are talent.

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2017

09

Jun

Frenchy Morgan and Pornstar Shauna Sand May Look Like Corpses, But Aren’t Dead of the Day

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Shauna Sand and Frenchy Morgan are some nasty, but skinny, blonde, drug addict looking hookers who have been exposing themselves for low level attention that has worked…thanks to the number of perverts out there…

I remember the Shauna Sand sex tape…it was so bad…..and now both are old, and their shamelessness is more depressing to look at than anything, unless you’re like me and fucking love it…because they both look like fucking corpses despite not being dead…but might as well be dead since no one cares about them..

And really, I just wonder what these pics smell like….

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2017

09

Jun

Ariel Winter of the Day

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I wrote this tweet to Ariel Winter, the body positive activist who likes to justify her contribution to the world as an empowered puppet, by wearing slutty clothing…that she feels you shouldn’t judge her for…but doesn’t offer us a reason why she likes wearing slutty clothing…since there’s obviously a reason for it – no matter why she justifies it…since she’s already on TV and doesn’t need the attention…

hey @arielwinter1 what’s your favorite love song…don’t say McDonalds….

She didn’t answer me…but maybe because she was at a Dodgers event.where she forgot to bring her neck…

Here’s her inspirational justification of her whoring…

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2017

09

Jun

Alyssa Arce Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is alright…

This is some instagram style bikini photoshoot…and I wouldn’t say it’s innovative or magical or inspiring…but I will say…why change a good thing…keep em coming…and this Alyssa Arce…along with all the other bitches doing the same piss toned bikini pics..looks lovely enough for me…

You don’t need to know who these sluts are…you just need to look at them like they want you to…empowering…

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