I fail most times I try to convince my neighbors, who are two 20 year old roomates, to finger each other’s assholes on snapchat…

but I feel that with will and determination, if I intend for it to happen, and will for it to happen, it will eventually happen…

Because we are resilient…

We can overcome….

I am going to watch some motivational affirmations…

I will make this happen….

Because I Believe….

Here are some stepLINKS…

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The highlight of my night was unfortunately hearing two old 80 year old men talking about how they use their fit bits to track how many strokes it takes to cum….while sitting in the park looking at teen girls tanning…..

I wondered if they actually still got hard ons and actually jerked off or if they were making jokes because they know they can’t jerk off….but I don’t think the young girls within earshot thought it was as funny as I did, but then again, this is the porn generation and they’re all porned out and would probably find banging an 80 year old erotic – since it’s different than their regular instagram looking gangbangs…or whatever it is they do….

I am sure I had other high lights – like teaching an old lady that the the eggplant emoji means black dick, but I prefer when young sluts are around to be either traumatized or extra slutty in my hightlight reels….

Not because I am a human trafficker recruiting these insecure girls at the mall as a pimp…but because young slut makes everything better….which happens to be the name of my memoir…

Here are some stepLINKS

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