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2017

26

May

Nicki Minaj in Cannes of the Day

Nicki Minaj isn’t enough of an attention seeking fame whore – because she’s not hanging out with Kendall Jenner…but the bootleg Hadid, who is the hotter Hadid, but more importantly, her pussy grab isn’t her fisting herself.

You know how Cannes is supposed to be celebrated…France moves…

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2017

26

May

Tina Kunakey Tits of the Day


Her name is Tina Kunakey, I’ve never heard of her but apparently she’s some Italian model and who fucks old rich dudes, which could really define any model and here are her tits in a top in Cannes…because I like them….it’s memorial day – and I like to remember that black girls never fuck me…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

26

May

Bella Thorne Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne wants you to see and remember what she looks like after fucking a Kardashian, not a Kendall Kardashian, but the husband of the other one – who Kendall is with, who has shat out his babies, and who is also in Cannes in what we can assume is just fame whoring for everyone trying to get attention to their damn selves, scandals, tabloids, bikinis…because it’s memorial day weekend…remember this…it’s what it’s about….Bella Thorne getting fucked by old rich perverts…who could be you but you’re a failure…

Here are the Kendalls…Kardashians…BIKINI WARS…sexy

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2017

26

May

Em Rat Cow Naked in Cannes of the Day

Rat Cow posted a topless pic for Memorial Day weekend, to help you anticipate how exciting she is as a person who shamelessly gets naked on the internet because it makes her a lot of fucking money.

She’s so ridiculous…overrated…

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2017

26

May

Ariel Winter in Leggings of the Day

Ariel Winter’s ass is in leggigns and I don’t know how I feel about the whole thing, because fat girls in leggings, who have vaginas that eat said leggings are not necessarily magical…but when they are trolls they very well may be…out of storybook, and not just one her stage mom created, rags to riches, sell your child to the man, but one with more slutty thick necked leprechauns…you know..that dudes jerk off to because they are weird…

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2017

26

May

Charli XCX Does Instagram of the Day

Charlie XCX is so edgy…so extreme…so in a bikini or her underwear on the internet for attention like she’s supposed to be, because what else are you supposed to do to stand out, unfortunately…not kill yourself, or each other, because these people are all teh fucking worst…

Who the fuck is Charli XCX anyway…doesn’t matter…exactly…

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2017

26

May

We Get it Diora Baird – You’re a Lesbian of the Day

Diora Baird is an irrelevant actress – who is really into the Anne Heche approach of lesbianism, where she just kisses her girlfriend all the time in pics, you know coming to terms with dudes disappointing her, mainly producers and directors who only gave her one job, and now…this lesbo thing…is working out great, people love it…keep it going…she’s an actress and thus all she does…is bullshit.

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2017

26

May

Chloe Bennet Has a Frenchie of the Day

Chloe Bennet wants you to know who she is…because Chloe Moretz (see previous post) is not the only Chloe in these parts…

She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…”

But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…There is an audience…virgin losers who need this shit…to have purpose…and connect with something…nerds with social issues…LOVE THESE shows…and the babes they cast on them…

Well – She’s got a Frenchie…and it’s cute..

My favorite thing about Frenchie’s is that they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even need to be a date….hot.

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2017

26

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates Of the Day

Despite being thick….Chloe Grace Moretz…wants you to see how good her fitness skills are…she’s like “Look at me, I work out, perverts who follow me and will jerk off to me doing pretty much everything, even non-seductive things like wearing gym shorts, because they are diverse masturbators who can look at a young girl in gym clothes doing slutty poses and think – good enough “…

It’s memorial day weekend..-good enough…

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2017

26

May

Priyanka Chopra Cleavage of the DAy

Priyanka Chopra is in some Bangladeshi photoshoot you’d expect to see on the walls of the convenience store you buy your beer at…owned by some Bangladeshi…showcasing his daughter’s wedding or some shit…

But apparently they are promo pics for the new Baywatch, that I fear people will see thanks to Marketing, but should never see, thank to it being pure fucking shit…there’s no way it will be good or worth seeing and the producers should be punished for their sins…not rewarded for a terrible idea…you know…

Priyanka Chopra is the answer…Miss World / Bollywood Star / Millions of Spam Bot traffic on social media of Indian call center workers who love seeing their own succeed, it’s the only thing I can imagine is responsible for that brown comedians success…INDIA…

Either way, great tits, makes me want eat vindaloo of of them….before shitting myself spicy…for the next week….Indian…goodness…in the WORSt shoot ever.

I like how her NAN bread on her back is bulging out…SEXy

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