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2017

15

May

Baywatch Premiere of the Day

I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing…

I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture…

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch..

I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance..

We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise…

And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there…..

Do Not go See This Shit…

Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness…

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Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be….

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Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was…

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Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird….


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In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts…


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More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt..

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

15

May

Katy Perry Music Video of the Day

Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live…

That is fucking absurd….

The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in…

I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that….

I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old…

NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money…

27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it.

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW|Videos

2017

15

May

Dream Girl and Other Videos of the Day

Fisherman – VS – Amazing Scene – Couple Fuck

Woman Not Allowed to Pee – Goes for It in the Garbage Can

Tel Aviv Slut Walk is Not Very Slutty

Walmart Shoplifter Eats Shit

helicopter at the Fast Food

Terrible Motorcycle

Man on a Scooter having Fun

the Woman Who Burnt her Pussy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess today is really the mother’s day hangover, because all you mother fuckers were out there fucking mothers, on the one day where women either whine about not having kids, whine about their dead mothers, or whine about not being appreciated enough by their kids, leaving them disappointed and eager for someone, anyone, to enter their emotionally unstable wombs….Women are crazy..

It was also a day filled with my own disappointment where despite identifying as a mother at the breakfast spot trying to get a discount breakfast…”Free for Mothers” is a lie because despite what the media wants to tell you, society isn’t as sensitive to people who identify as mothers for a discount, I guess you need to wear a dress or body modify yourself to make it seem legit…

Here are some stepLINKS…..in the Morning….

Australian Mooning the Eurovision
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Some Chick Named Kelly Gale in Underwear
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Arrested Development is Back
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The Girl with the Insane Birth Mark
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Scary Go Pro Skiing Footage
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Weird Cover Song of the Day
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War Machine – Trailer
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Hard Faced Jenna Dewan Dancer on Fucking Justin Timberlake…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

14

May

Bella Throne Half Naked Titty and Booty Shake Mother’s Day Dane Party of the Day

I figure all the Bruce Jenner’s out there, doing double duty, being both dad and mom need to be celebrated by watching Bella Throne, even if you’re more into homo shit as she dances around naked….

It’s more interesting that seeing all the dead mom tributes, or living mom tributes, like it’s dead mom day, or like all you little cunts are pretending to actual care about your moms despite making their lives hell.

It’s better to see some girl who was so stage parented by her mom, on some kind of rebellion, doing whatever it is she can to piss off her mother, with a big fuck you on mother’s day, knowing that the mom is totally against her being this unstable, undressed, clown, after all the mom did to make her exist…

It’s funny…

But it’s also hot, because she’s young, and has a hot body and that’s about all I need for mothers day, a womb to look at that I’d like to crawl into from the ass side, and tits I’d want to breast feed on, because we all deserve a little mom fetish sometime…teen mom fetishes just happen to be better than actual moms, or pretending you yourself are a mom and offering your tits to suck in the park…

Either way, Bella Throne Seems Fun.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

May

McKayla Maroney’s Booty is the Olympic Dream for Team USA of the Day

Mckayla Maroney is on some Bruce Jenner shit, you win the Olympic gold after your parents whore you out and force you into the shit and next thing you know you’re producing slutty social media pics, realizing people like the slutty social media pics, and eventually realize that shit…that gymnast ass with some puberty and what looks like some BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT injections for added shape, why else would she be wearing a brasil shirt..bitch be literal, she’s a pro athlete who doesn’t do athletics anymore, but doesn’t have to because now that she’s stopped training and got her period back…her booty is substantial, ridiculous, lovely…and worth showing off..

I’ve know the Olympic dream had been into her booty for a while, but this is the first I’ve seen it like that and figure I’m drunk on a Saturday after too much tequila, sexting girls about anal sex poop dick….why not post it up for the 3 perverts on the site at this hour…cuz it looks good.

Shoutout to Jimmy for sending this in.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is mother’s day, so there will be a lot of tribute statuses on social media by hot enough chicks, sad that their mom’s are dead….but you, you are a hero, and you know that when you are a hero, you can get into a girl’s pants pretty easily….and that is why I suggest you cut and paste this comment to put under their tribute post…

“if you aren’t busy on sunday, we can go to the cemetery and dig her up…I’ll bring a car battery and we can try to jump start her”…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Madison Beer – Tube Top Wearing Slut Whore
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Busy Philipps and her Sad Story
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Blac Chyna Got a Ferrari for 29th
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Beth Stern Says Howard Stern Husband is Great – Because he Make 350 million a year…
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Asian Contortionists for the Pervs
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Adriana Lima in a Red Dress
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Bella Thorne Sports Bra…
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Joanna Krupa Nipples…
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A Capella Cover of Music froM Guardians of the Galaxy – is the Worst
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Old Hot Michelle Pfeiffer
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Jamie Foxx is Still Fucking Katie Holmes
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Poppy Delevingne Pokies
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Kelly Gale Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Kourtney Kardashian Braless…
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Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049 – SHOT FOR SHOT
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Idiot Diving into 1000 Mousetraps
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret
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The History of the World in 20 Minutes
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When Jimi Hendrix Opened for the Monkees
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Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret
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Alien Movie Chronological
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Colorado Hail Storm 2017
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Nicola Peltz REALLY Boring Photoshoot
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Taylor Armstrong in a Fireman Outfit…
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Weird Sean Spicer TRoll
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Joanna Krupa Nipples
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Little Girl Teaches You How to Oil Change
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WWE Diva Nude
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Bruce Jenner Ruins Caitlyn
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Brielle Biermann – is Cashing the Fuck In on Fit Tea
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Dude from OFFSPRING got his PHD
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Miss USA BIKINIS
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Some Slut Named Roxanne Pallett in a Bikini
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Ariel Winter – Big TIts
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Fat Shame This..
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Amy Schumer Big Tits…
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Aida Yespica Bikini
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Melissa MCarthhy is Doing Sean Spicer Becuase She’s Milking It
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I don’t know what this is…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Big Asian Tits
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A Lot of Spread Pussy
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Porn Slut – Tori Black – Photoshoot
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Sexy Demolition Time…Weird Fetish
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Hot Model – Hot Body
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Topless Asian Soccer Team Flash
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Ridiculous Orgasm….
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hairstyle of the Day
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Big Tits of the Week
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Fire cracker in her Ass
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Naked Wet Girls
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Woman Loses Underwear
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

12

May

Anna Herrin Lookin’ Good of the Day

I like Anna Herrin…she’s some LA catalog model….who does a lot of eCommerce shit…getting half naked isn’t enough to differentiate yourself from all the other hot chicks on instagram with great bodies who don’t fucking matter but who are doing the exact same thing as you….

So get naked…

She’s another one of the Mark Zuckerberg narcissism is a real thing and people are victims to it, who has managed to make a career out of it, whether that’s with rich guys, or actual model job, either way – a joke…and all it takes is being hot enough, or compelling enough, with an audience…you can even be a fat chick..

She is not a fat chick, she’s good….clearly on the rich guy hustle…

Posted in:Anna Herrin

2017

12

May

Some #WeedSluts Roundup for #Weed Certification of the Day

I may be a drunk, and I don’t smoke weed, but I do know that the government shouldn’t be in control of whether you want to smoke weed or not, and I do think that the logic of a plant being banned is absurd, and clearly because it can’t be regulated or taxed because you can grow it in your damn backyard….where as with booze you need a facility and it is easy to control…

I do believe that weed is from the earth and that there are health benefits to it and that everyone who needs to have access to their medicide should. That is why I partnered up with NuggMD to give you New Yorkers specifically more info on how you can use their service to get your cannabis card.

I also posted pictures of slutty girls with weed to make this more up my alley…

Medical Marijuana Doctor New York

Find a New York Weed Doctor Online, Get a Certification Instantly

Accessing medical marijuana in any state should be easy. Thanks to NuggMD, New Yorkers can finally get their hands on a medical marijuana certification at a fraction of the cost and time it would normally take. The telemedicine company has helped over 50,000 Californians become approved for medical marijuana, and they recently announced the expansion of their service to provide New York medical marijuana certifications.

You can now consult with a doctor online and become approved for New York’s medical marijuana program through a 100% legal, online cannabis certification service.

New York Weed Doctor

What Exactly Is NuggMD?

NuggMD is a California-based service that serves as a hub for current and soon-to-be medical marijuana patients to get in touch with licensed doctors. The web-based platform works through a normal browser, like Google Chrome or Firefox, and allows you to skip the usual drag of leaving the house to visit a physical location for your evaluation and certification.

NuggMD serves as a platform for licensed doctors to issue medical marijuana certifications exclusively online, without having to go through the complications of on-site exams.

The consultation is absolutely free

If the doctor does approve you for cannabis use, the fee for a first-time New York certification is $199 and renewals are $99.

The certificate acquired through NuggMD is legally recognized by the official New York State Department of Health (DOH) Medical Marijuana Certification Program for one year.

Medical Marijuana Certification

After approval, you aren’t completely cut off from the doctor either. You can revisit him or her for a second 420 evaluation

NuggMD creates a platform that legally allows doctors to bypass on-site regulations and get straight to providing their cannabis card services over the web.

NuggMD can provide you Empire State citizens with the same exceptional services that’ve helped connect over 50,000 California patients with licensed physicians for the purpose of acquiring a prop 215 card.

In California, they even help you access marijuana delivery from local dispensaries, and the company has said briefly that they plan to do the same in New York, but no firm date for that is set.

Here are those pics…#weedsluts

How about some weed videos:

One More

Posted in:Sponsored Post

2017

12

May

Ariel Winter’s Breaching her Morality Clause with her Nipslip of the Day

We know that anyone with a brain, who has sex with actual girls, doesn’t give a fuck about Ariel Winter.

We know that she’s not hot, I mean we can all agree on that, and the only thing to like about her is that she’s rich and on TV…on a huge show…and I guess that she’s 19…

But the rest of her is pretty shit….

I’ll assume that the majority of people don’t have cable, don’t watch Modern Family, it’s the Neflix generation, yet she remains popular because ILLUMINATI…

But a few people created an emotional connection with her, watching her grow up as Sofia Vergara’s daughter…because those people were perverts, or really lonely with no family of their own…

There is no way, you can look at this face and think….”hot”…

You can think I’d do her for the story, I like her tits she’s had rebuilt because I like tits, I enjoy trolls and she’s a fetish…but you can’t say she’s hot…

The only thing I like about her is that she turned 18, clearly cut ties with her parents or signed a new contract with ABC or whoever puts out the show, and NOW…she can be a whore on instagram…since she’s been a whore, whored by her parents since she was a kid…

Which makes you wonder, what the hell kind of narcissists were her parents, thinking “Or little freakshow child would be perfect for TV”…instead of looking at her objectively and thinking radio / podcast…maybe walmart cashier….

How this is famous…is proof that fame and the entertainment industry is a clueless mess..

But nipple, that’s alright momma…for MOTHER’s day.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW