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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2017

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know…no matter how hard I try, no matter how much a girl complains to me about her period as an excuse to no have sex with me, or because they have totally no respect for me and want to disgust me with unnatural uterine lining shedding and pussy bleeding, you know they would never dump on guy they want to fuck..

Not one single girl has every agreed to let me give them a gynecological exam…despite it being my passion and/or hobby…

It’s pretty hurtful and you know what…they don’t even care.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Broken Ariana Grande – Greeted by her Boyfriend and Dog on the Runway
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Bella Thorne Went to Cannes with Scott Disick to Fuck
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7 Generations of the 911 Porsche. I like this Car
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Kerri Walsh – Strong Girl Playing Volleyball
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J.Lo and A.Rod – Milking It
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Kendall Jenner Showering in a Bikini
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Very Important – Words we got from Weather
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This is where Harry Styles Fucked Pretty Much Everyone….
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No One Cares About the Largest Margarine Sculpture
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2017

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always get dirty looks on the street when dealing with panhandlers, who I hate to begin with because they make more money than me and are fucking lazy, because “Passer BYs” get mad when I start negotiating with them to do things…like “i’ll give you 5 dollars to pull out your dick and piss on that lady”….or if it’s a girl “I’ll give you 2 dollars to eat my asshole after I take a shit on your pussy”….and other great ideas that yes, I think pay equity doesn’t exist for panhandlers either…maybe all the women drug addict bums should start a fucking union or movement…but they can’t seem to get it together…and organize themselves so it’ll just have to remain like that….and while it does…..Here are some steplINKS

Jessica Simpson is Fucking Weird on Ellen Talking About Cum in her Uterus….
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Becoming Bond Trailer – To Celebrate Roger Moore’s Death
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Lindsay Lohan is Doing a TV SHow
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Kendall Jenner Bra Top….
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Rebel Wilson Eats Dog Food Because Rebel Wilson is an Animal
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Largest Margarine Sculpture Ever
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THE REAL TWIN PEAKS – TWIN PEAKS STARS TOPLESS
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Drunk Guy Passes Out on a Car and Owner Doesn’t Notice
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Anja Rubik – Tits
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Arianna Grande Cancels Tour
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Mariah Carey Big TIts Keep Fucking
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Alexandra Daddario is So Fucking Basic
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Big Cleavage Elizabeth Olsen of the Day
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Ariel Winter – Pig in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Katy Perry Explains her Taylor Swift Beef
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Rock Bouncer Competition of the Day
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How to Escape the Cops
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Jennifer Garner in Lingerie of the Day
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Elle Fanning Slutty in Cannes…
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Nicole Kidman – Robot Face
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Katie Holmes – Robot Face – But Like Black Cock Down
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The Man Scarlett Johansson Fucks
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Olga Kurylenko – Worth a Fuck
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Kate Beckinsale Hot at the Billboard Awards
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Melting a Padlock with a Hair Dryer
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Cash Me Ousside Girl is Going on Tour
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Kimberly Garner – SLut
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Titty Bounce
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Orlando Bloom Fucked a Waitress Out of a Job
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Stella Hudgens – Bloated for a Brand
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Jennifer Lawrence – Nipple Dog Walker
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Big Titty Shake
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Russian News Bitch Surprised by Dog
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Zack Snyder’s Daughter Committed Suicide
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Girl Masturbating on the Balcony
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Cringiest Porn Scenes Every Attmpted
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Huge TITTY SHake
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Huge Fucking Booty
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Another Huge Titty Shake
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Raven Rockette’s Got Great Bush
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Great Masturbating
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Hot Pics of Marisa Papen’s Hot Bush
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Some Naked Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hot Greek Pussy
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Robin Wright Tit Grab
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Reverse DILDO
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Cam Girls of the Day
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2017

May

Bella Thorne’s Heartfelt Message of the Day

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I liked the contrast of Bella Throne’s “sincere” shout out to victims of a concert bombing and her ass….

Because…

We live in a bullshit world, where everyone pretends to care about things, whether it’s terrorist attacks, or suicide bombs, or major accidents…

It’s become common courtesy to say “My thoughts and prayers are with the victims”…and really the only reason people do that is to save fucking face, in between posts about themselves….and the only reason people care about these things is because they think “damn, that could have happened to me”….because we live in a self involved, disgusting world, where humanity are self righteous cunts and that’s about the extent of the attention span they have…

It’s like “if I don’t do it people will judge, so give a shout out, between my regular whore postings…

I don’t think you need to stop living when things like this happen, but don’t bother pretending you care, younger generation, we know you’re too into yourself to notice and if you do post any insincere caption to go along with the incident…you’re only doing it to avoid criticism so that you can lie to yourself into thinking you’re a decent human…

None of these people are decent humans, but Bella THorne’s ass is good to look at…which is about the depth she’s got going for her….

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2017

May

Christina Milian Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milia is barely interesting as a personality, I mean not really that interesting at all, she’s what you’d call typical or is it thirsty, I don’t fucking know, what I do know is that she’s old, yet she’s still doing these erotic photoshoots, clearly attempting to be some bootleg Kim Kardashian to draw attention to herself, or to secure some pool party hosting in Vegas, because the one hit wonder, turned wife of very rich producer knows how to manipulate…

I think she may have been one of the first Disney stars to whore out, besides Britney and I guess all the other Disney kids, because she released a really slutty video people jerked off to, when jerking off to videos was a thing…

I don’t know wha this is for, but it’s weird for a 36 year old mom…but people like it…so cash it in with your vagina like you’ve always had…

The weird thing about this is that she doesn’t need the money, she got put on writing credits of so many songs that make money, like half of Bieber’s catalog, so this is just for her own fun…and exhibitionism…weird..

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2017

May

Jessica Simpson is Weird or Drunk and Busty on Ellen of the Day

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Jessica Simpson makes fun of herself and her billion dollar clothing brand while drunk on Ellen, where she mocked lesbianism, herself, her uterus, her marriage, her husband’s masculinity and her audience of people dumber than her that buy her nonsense..all while rocking a bloated fat chick face and fat chick cleavage making it pretty incredible to think she’s managed to get this far…without remembering that there are 30 handlers behind the scenes helping her get dressde in the morning…and doing other basic things half retards can’t do.

I like her…I think she seems likes a good time…and not just because she’s a billionaire, but because of the tits.

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2017

May

Stella Hudgens Modeling of the Day

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How about some bloated sister of a barely famous chick showing off her tits in a campaign she got for being the sister of a barely famous chick….who has bigger tits that her sister…the barely famous but I guess in reality she’s super famous…that High School Musical shit was everywhere…

I am just mad she didn’t do the Ashley Simpson, and try to rebel or make more noise to stand out from the crowd that is her sister, with racier content and more vagina pics…but she hasn’t even released her vagina pics yet…while Hudgens was one of the first to be “hacked”…bush and everything…more interesting than catalog pics of a fat chick who is only in the pics because she’s more affordable than her sister…if you know what i mean…

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2017

May

Blake Lively Mom Tits of the Day

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Blake Lively’s old battered mom face can always be avoided when she goes out in public showing off her big mom tits…I’d say it was a talent, but it’s more a trick all moms seem to adhere by because they know their pussies are banged out and that their husbands aren’t as into fucking them…and they know, like fat chicks know, that men like tits…and male attention is something they all crave even if they pretend they don’t in their don’t sexualize your tits, let me sexualize my tits, it makes me money and feel good bullshit…

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2017

May

Tallia Storm Being Worked Hard By Her Mom of the Day

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There is always something amazingly erotic about seeing a mother who has created her daughter to be some social media celebrity, by obsessing over her and and putting all kinds of work into her….because she was a publicist and this was her Master’s Thesis project or something….I mean she got this girl to open for Elton John or something equally ridicilous….I mean she got her to Cannes where she’s at Eden Roc like a real celebrity taking slutty selfies, only not really selfies, they are the MOM taking pervy shots of the daughter for the daughter’s instagram…brilliant…

I mean, if you’ve ever been to Scotland, it really is more like Trainspotting than this kind of ass in a bathing suit…and you know that shit took work…and it’s nice to see mom and daughter bonding over how seduce pervert men to jerk off and/or cast the daughter into projects that get them paid.

It’s really a funny dynamic and we’ll see more and more of it over the years thanks to instagram….and tech savvy parents…and thanks to all of us perverts…fighting for the rights of perverts….inspiring the general population to shift more content to cater to our pervert needs….It’s great.

This is so ridiculous, but funny, I like it.

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2017

May

Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day

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I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for…

Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless..

I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it…

I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass.

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2017

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing…..

This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer…

I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces…

The internet is…a wonderful thing.

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