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2017

21

Apr

Demi Lovato’s Big Tits of the DAy

Body Positive Demi Lovato keeps on showcasing her tits….which I would say is sexualizing her tits…or drawing attention to her tits…that is on her body positive kick, you know she’s positive her body can garner some attention towards her social media…to give her that feeling of relevance… but probably more her way of saying “eat what you want, don’t wear make-up girls, you can all be sexy, it is empowering but just show tit, guys like that”….

Keep up the political campaign…

Her caption: “No filter no edit, love your body the way it is”

Reality – she’s feeling good about herself and knows her angles…and the love your body the way it is is just her pandering or talking down to fat chicks while trying to pretend to be down to earth and relatable…as if any of her fans looked like this, they’d probably be body positive too. So bullshit.

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2017

21

Apr

Katy Perry Erotica of the Day

That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and here’s a video of her spitting up Starbucks that Starbucks probably paid for…

That’s it.

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2017

21

Apr

Alyssa Miller Tit for Understated Leather of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some hipster model who is probably best know for being a Sports Illustrated Swim model….I am sure she’s made money in her career…

But I know her as some chick I follow on Instagram who is getting on in age, she’s around 27, and her highlight reel includes – leaving her photographer boyfriend that got her in Sports Illustrated for Jake Gylenhaal who was her attempt to have that hollywood life…before scaling it all back and moving to TEXAS.

NOT BECAUSE she’s from Texas – she’s from LA and clearly some identity crisis, but I guess she liked the country Aesthetic…..so much that she figured it looked good on instagram and she’d have to move there to really capture it….drawn to the old tucks, whiskey and boots…I guess..

I hate to say it looks good, or she looks good, but I know so much about her, more than I’ve know about most girls I’ve ever fucked….which is weird…cuz she’s irrelevant…yet I know so much…what is wrong with my life…

She’s showing nipples….nice…

These bonus pics are from her instagram.

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2017

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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2017

21

Apr

Caroline Corinth Nipples for Some Bullshit of the Day

This is some cheesy hipster shoot of some really hot chick named Caroline Corinth.

I am into her, even though I’ve never heard of her, and I like that she’s showing tit, because I’m old school and tits are fucking tits, and will always be tits, to a pervert like me…and I like that tits are necessary in most photoshoots because I am into tits, and tits will always be tits, and to a pervert, tits are wonderful…

Caroline Corinth, whoever you are, you vintage French porn mag reading for “concept, style, and edginess, to set a mood”….you’re good…but you’re better when your tits are out.

This girl…is fucking perfect, I want to put one of her pictures on a t-shirt and stand outside whatever trendy spot she’s at so she knows…I’m a fan…..

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2017

21

Apr

Daphne Groenevald Nipples of the Day


Daphne Groeneveld has a great face….she’s 22 and has been doing this for a while. She’s getting a lot of work, so I guess she’s working the new generation Claudia Schiffer, but then again, she’s up against thousands of whores – doing the same fucking shit – but at least this one’s getting in magazines…that matters right…

OF course it matters she’s showing tits….

So you should all get into this Daphne Groeneveld…print her picture and put it on your locker….and it is safe to say, dudes are probably getting into Daphne Groenveld, because she’s a model getting work, and we know how that works…

22 year olds are trouble.

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2017

21

Apr

Missy Rayder Nipples on the Cover of the Day

Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now…..

Thanks Missy….Keepin relevant.

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2017

21

Apr

These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a terrifying human being that should theoretically be taken out back and shot, but I am not quite sure she’d die, because she’s a fucking demon….possibly not human…but more a Ryan Seacrest animatronic designed to speak to the retard public and tip them off on really weirdly shaped bodies, overly produced plastic surgery faces, while selling them garbage they don’t need….for no real reason…not even her porn was that good…yet she exists…and more than just existing…people still find entertainment in her mindless retard nonsense….and like buying what she buys…

She’s the first tranny in the family, but this new body, LIPO to shit…weird.

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2017

21

Apr

Bella Thorne Twerk Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne is twerking and you should all watch – because that’s the whole reason she put it out there…an innocent 19 year old starlet booking movies because of social media success….doing some twerking…you know like a low level stripper…grinding up on shit….that you wish was your face…because if you’re gonna fantasize about dirty daddy / little girl fetishes – you might as well do it with a well paid starlet everyone wants a piece of….I’ll take the clit…or anus…or really anything…like a lock of her hair…because I am romance…

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2017

21

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day

I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy….

Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to..

Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe….

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