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2017

31

Mar

Francesca Eastwood Topless and Fake Tits of the Day

I have a crush on Francesca Eastwood.

I follow her on instagram, I try to make her my friend, I don’t really know why, but I think she’s great…that was at least until today….

YOU KNOW…like anyone, I have a think for the kids of the rich and famous, and as one of 6 of Clint Eastwood’s spawns, she’s the kid of the rich and famous, and I don’t really like them the way the rest of the world likes the rich and famous kids, I like them because of how damaged they are, despite having everything they really want, and are spoiled, they are coddled, they are whiners and usually unhappy while attention seeking to make a name of their own…even though they are the first to say “Yes, That Eastwood” when checking in anywhere…

BUT I HATE CLOWN TITS…and she’s got CLOWN TITS…and that’s so disappointing, but then again like the body dysmorphia stripper with clown tits, it means she’s the most fucked up, but like that stripper with her weird ego, that doesn’t mean she’s the best fuck…

Sad…but her trust fund will be nice…and the fact that she like doing shameless paparazzi pics…also nice…

I GUESS I am still a fan…just not of the tits..the tits are terrible…but they tell such a great fucking story…about youthful people who feel that slutty posing and tits are the answer to their sadness…on that inspiring note of shamelessness…it is drinking time…..

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2017

31

Mar

Halle Berry and the Slutty Instagram Picture of the Day

Nothing reminds me how irrelevant titty blogs like this are – than seeing the other blogs like this post shit about Halle Berry’s slutty instagram pics – like she wasn’t 1000 fucking years old.

The fact is, this is an old timer internet concept and the kids use the internet different, leaving us fucking impotent fucks who remember dial up – and bitches like Hallle Berry to have conversations about her tits.

Halle Berry’s tits that were great in Y2k…are still tits, she’s still a white as fuck Hollywood brat who can spin her story into “blackness”…because of her skin color and her deadbeat dad being black….who she only met when she won the Oscar and he decided to collect.

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Bella Thorne Nipple Shirt of the Day

Bella Thorne is the magical redhead that has won me over – like this was an Archie comic – because he was a redhead obsessed with redheads – but when I read Archie comics I never understood the appeal of redheads – because I found them super strong genetic mutants that terrified me…

But for some reason, I’m into them now…and I guess I should blame Lohan because she’s the OG ginger cunt I wanted to get herpes from – and this Bella chick and her shamelessness is doing a good job as the hotter but still 40 something looking bootleg version of her…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day

I don’t know what the deal is with Shanina Shaik and her friends – but it’s a solid circus performance of weirdness – like the gutter bitch doing the splits – but I like it.

Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…and they can still be gutter …and that’s magical…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2017

31

Mar

Emma Roberts Cigarette Fetish of the Day


There was once a man named HornyLohanWanker who was probably the only person who read the site.

He would comment on a lot of posts on the site….and between 2008 and 2012 – he left about 1000 comments…but then he disappeared…but his comments will forever be in my heart….

Because they were pretty intense….

Some highlights include:


10 – I would happily eat the peanuts out of her shit.
9 – Snaggeltooth looks best when she has a cigarette dangling from her busted up lips.
8 – None of their bras have nipple cutouts. What the fuck?
7 – Bitch smokes a mean cigarette, I will give her a pass on most everything else. But a smokey blowjob from her is my life’s goal.
6 – Those red lips can leave long smears on my cock, who cares what she looks like, as long as those lips are willing.
5 – I had a whore, maybe a month ago, who had big fakies. I am afraid that I worked them over so hard that one of them may have burst.
4 – I might hit Reese Witherspoon, or at least use her chin to carve a turkey with.
3 – I really dig her fat, heavy tits, and would be really happy to pull and twist them like no baby ever did.
2 – She is utterly uninteresting when she does not have a cigarette in her mouth. I mean, completely, 100% not interesting But I would keep this MILF in my basement tied to the bed and used as a sperm receptacle for months. What I would do to her tits alone would take weeks.
1 – I like that she has her cigarette and lighter ready. Now, she needs to put on the red lipstick and start blowing me, bitch!

He was really into girls who smoke…so cool kid, broken Hollywood starlet with a drug addict dad and an overrated Aunt…wearing her dumb apple ear buds because she’s so fashionable, is showing you how she stays skinny as hell..and thus hot….smoking….something that I am still amazed to see people do…because it’s smoking…like who fucking smokes….other than entitled kids bored in rehab because rehab is more fun than college or getting a job….and white trash…

Emma Roberts apparently…and here she is Smoking Cigarettes

TO SEE SOME OF HER SMOKING PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day

I like Lily Collins…all I have to say about her can be expressed in this song…

That when her dad dies, she will be getting all the royalties on…..along with her share of whatever is left from what the song has already earned her dad….who was never around enough for her…because she’s a whiner and whiners like having “issues” they can blame their shortcomings on….

An inheritance I wish was spent on my children with Lily Collins…because she’s hot and I’d like to cum in her….for K-Fed inspired reasons…and for love…and because I love cumming in bitches…it makes it feel real…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day

This is Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I never watched 7th Heaven, because I am not a weirdo virgin loser who likes shows like that, but I know the dad turned out to be a sex offender, which is hilarious because sex offenders as a whole are a funny breed…probably not to their victims, but to me…because I am a sick fuck who laughs at those kinds of things.

That said, Jessica Biel and her slutty shoot were the highlight of that show, this little one wasn’t really on the radar, and missed her opportunity to really shine because she was too young…but that doesn’t mean she can put out pics of herself in her underwear…you know..to remind you she’s here and she’s ready for her Jessica Biel moment…if only Details Magazine hadn’t gone bankrupt…right.

RIGHT!

Great selfie though, headless….badly lit…amateur…erotic.

Posted in:Mackenzie Rosman|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person….

You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name…

So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

31

Mar

Arianny Celeste Looking Alright Naked in Tulum Mexico of the Day

Here are some pics in TULUM of Arianny Celeste by a photographer called BAD BOI …who may be the brother of Outkast member Big BoI….or just a 1996 internet handle like GRRRL….or BOI….or GURL…back in the AOL / mIRC / Yahoo! Chat days…magic…

I don’t know if Celeste is still doing the UFC, I assume she is, like the den mother old timer, who only exists because of the UFC…which I guess was a lottery ticket for her…because a weathered UFC girl is a little more forgiving or established than a weathered Vegas call girl who does bottle service…to meet her clients…

I guess these pics are good….even if they bore me…and seem like every one photoshoot to ever happen on instagram…she’s “implied” naked…thanks to some pedals…and you should be excited by this.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2017

31

Mar

Mom and Daughter – Get their Clits Pierced Together and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Activist VS White Power

Just a Retard Jerking Off in the Subway

Arabs Freak Over Couple Fucking in a Car

Drunk Driver VS Stairs

Mini Van Hits Biker – Twice…

Feeding a Cobra Water

Current Mood…

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