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2017

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I met a recently single girl in a bar last night – who was telling me that her boyfriend and her broke up for a few days ago and she has since turned to tinder where she has fucked 3 dudes a day – everyday – she’s up to 14…and she gets free lunches and dinners and drinks out of it – with every intention of going back to her boyfriend…meaning that dude who has probably gone to the strippers once, if he was lucky he bagged on girl, will lazily take her back in the next two weeks, not knowing close to 50 dudes have plowed through her – and if that isn’t inspiring – thank god for feminism – sexual empowerment – to finally give those jerks boyfriends you’re gonna marry what they deserve…

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Nude Heidi Klum Painting
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Jennifer Lawrence Feminist Shirt
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World’s Fastest Bumper Car
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Halle Berry Slutty on Instagram
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Chris Pine – New Hair- For the Homos
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13 Year old Meets Bart Simpson’s Voice and Knows Who Bart Simpson is.
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Zookeeper Gets Assaulted by a Cage of Pandas
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Angelina Jolie is Buying the Cecil B Demille Mansion
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2017

31

Mar

The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day

I find it pretty funny to see the way the world works. This brand I’ve never heard of that I guess is hip and cool and fashionable – puts together a campaign of “real” models having “real” sex in their shoot. Like it was a porno. Then they pixelated the genitals and spun it as art, or genius marketing, and people start talking like it’s innovating….when if you have a bran you’d know it’s as basic as you can get. It’s the Kim K model.

I just find it funny that a brand puts this shit out and the media picks up on it…..but if I put out shit like that NO ONE would care….and at least if I did it, it’d be a little more clever in it’s voyeurism or statement…at least that’s what I think…because there’d be more clits visible…more penetration…make it count…

This is just ghetto and lame and people talking about it is more reason to hate the world.

Posted in:Fashion

2017

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is like anal sex, sometimes….I mean most of the time you get shit on your dick, but you don’t seem to mind the shit on the dick…because it means a bitch let you fuck her up the ass.

I don’t know how that is like life…but I do know life is shitty…and sometimes when I watch my fat dried up wife eat sandwiches…whether it’s a Subway or a Pita or a Wrap or a Burger…I think…Fuck…I’d rather fuck that sandwich…it’s so juicy…but instead I have to fuck my wife…so she keeps paying my rent…the struggles we put ourselves through to remain unemployed but have a roof on our head…rough..

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NERDS Will NEver Believe Who is Directing the Bat Girl Movie
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Mischa BArton Still Milking Her Sex Tape No One Cares ABout
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People with a Death Wish
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Rihanna Takes a Shower in Bates Motel
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Radiohead’s new GF has Big Fake Tits in her Bikini
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Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini Shoot –
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Anna Hathaway – Side of her Tits
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Jessica Chastain is a MONSTER
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Katie Price – Monster Tits
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IT – Teaser
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Scarjo Scary Lesbian Hair
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Social Security Cards Explained
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Dude Does a Flip on an Elephant and Other Stunts
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Bella Hadid – See Through to Nipple
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Why Cartoon’s Only Have 4 Fingers
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Lily Allen and her SUV are Full of Shit
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BJ Baldwin in Cuba
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Slow Mo Video of the Day
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This Ronaldo Statue is Hilarious
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Bionic Arm of the Day
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Some Walking Dead / Game of Thrones Bitch in a Magazine
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Alicia Vikander – Feminist – Lara Croft
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Melting Candy to Classical Music….Weirdness
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Pomeranian Being Carried Around By another Dog in a Bucket
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Ron Howard’s 13 million Dollar Apartment – It Pays to Fuck the FOZ / Andy Griffith / ETC
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Cam Girl – Ass Dildo
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Sex Wars the Vintage Porn Trailer
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Big Tit Nipple Play
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Japanese Gameshow Insanity…
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THROWBACK THURSDAY – VINTAGE NUDE THEATRE
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Big Tits in the Shower
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Huge Monster Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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trashy porn tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

30

Mar

Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day

I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance…

Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids…

But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over…

Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Skinny Romee Strijd Ass in a Weird Outfit on the Beach of the Day

Romee Strijd is skinny..and in some weird looking, what must be designed for fat people because it’s likely Victoria’s Secret shoot – since the Dutch model has pretty much exclusively worked for the mall brand…thanks to being abnormally skinny…

They are an evil empire, who own then women they lock into contracts, who give other women insecurities, and who produce pretty shit content and product…

Who more importantly represent everything Donald Trump was against in his campaign, outsourcing to sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing them to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…

They do the same with immigrant models, because they like owning them and more importantly American women are fat….

It’s modern day sex work / slave driving,….all in the name of panties …weird panties…

GOOD BURPIE THOUGH..

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2017

30

Mar

Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora is still on vacation. Tits out.

Who Rita Ora is or why she is famous is still a mystery to anyone who recognizes the name Rita Ora…

But her tits out on Vacation attempt to be a good explanation of what her deal is…

TITS!! Shameless tits. So empowering.

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2017

30

Mar

Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day

Brooke Burke and her daughter were whoring out on the beach, because apparently the key to narcissism is that your child is a product of you, and you’ve been whoring yourself out for over 20 years and it worked out nicely for you, it would only be natural for you to pass on that skill set, that your child has been around her whole life, to show her how it can work out for her. It would be a tragedy not to perpetuate how much you can get out of being a half naked bitch on the beach…it’s a lesson that is her duty to extend to her spawn…and really if you get paid to party and be in a bikini – like Wild On and your only task is showing up…and staying fit…it’s like you never work a day in your life and who wouldn’t want that for their kid…as you parade around the beach – nipples out.

Bikinis are fun, mom / daughter fetishes…also fun.

Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2017

30

Mar

Alina Baikova Topless Model of the Day

Alina Baikova dot com hustler and has her own start-up or app that I think is based on flowers…so romantic…I love romance and after seeing these topless pics of her on some hustling her name to in turn hustle her brand – because that’s what marketing is about…this and model I want to make babies with….spoke to my soul…so I wrote some poems…


Pee on the floor..
Let you enter your backdoor
Suck your Thumb….
It makes things creepy while I’m your bum
I want you to be my wife…
I can’t offer you the rich life…
But if I could…I bet you would…
Do more than pee on the floor….
And let me in your backdoor.
You’d be my little whore…
On Payroll working harder and harder for more and more…
To secure that rich life …
But I wouldn’t make you my wife…
Whores are kept as whores…
But I’d probably pay your rent.
Romance. Intense.

I lost it at the end, but I have better things to do that write poems for random models I’ve never heard of before, not to mention -Alina Baikova topless…when she should be showing vagina lip and buttonhole..

Posted in:Alina Baikova

2017

30

Mar

Chloe Grace Moretz Ass in Shorts of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz has such a creepy fan base…you.

She’s heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, social awkward, creeper with mental disorders, comic book people…like you…who all are really into her beacuase they are easily excitable…when it comes to vagina…

They think she’s “really cute…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…assuming they think much more than “Look at her in those spandex suits as she was going through puberty….can’t wait til she turns 18″….well she’s 18…and the paparazzi are following her around as she wears shorts..in what is pretty much not erotic…but more importantly…remind me of 45 year old mom Reese Witherspoon….the last thing you’d want in an 18 year old you’ve been watching ripen to the point in which you can legally say you want to fuck.

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2017

30

Mar

Megan Williams of the Day

I thought Megan Williams was some instagram model with 150,000 followers – so she must be really fucking important…but it turns out she’s got 250,000 followers and isn’t just an instagram model…but rather an actual model who has worked for GUESS since 2013….as a GUESS GIRL like she was Anna Nicole Smith….without the whole being a fucking legend…but we can assume she’s on the same pay program…

Not to reduce her to an Anna Nicole Smith, even though Anna Nicole Smith was a fucking legend….and anyone who could be the next Anna Nicole would be lucky…and really won’t happen because you can’t replace a legend….she also worked with Victoria’s Secret, and is with their main Agency…so I assume that’s the whole hustle she’s on…

Well…part of that is doing topless shoots to show the world she’s serious…so here is UK model Megan Williams…being serious.

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