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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day
Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day
Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day
Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day
Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day
Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day
Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day
Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day
Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day
Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2017

10

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Freakishly Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale must have made a deal with one of the nerds who was obsessed with her – in some Weird Science kind of way – because she doesn’t age….not to mention she’s from the UK and if you know anything about women from the UK, 99 percent of them are monsters with rotting teeth, trashy living in Caravans with Clown looking massive tits….

She’s hot….she’ skinny…she’s a mom in her 40s….

I’ve never seen Underworld, but it is the only thing that she’s ever done, and I do know that it’s about vampires…which could explain whatever is going on in these bikini pics, you know with the whole vampires don’t age…but vampires aren’t real…but apparently Beckinsale is….

Maybe she’s just CGI, you know an animation…I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades a go and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….and any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped or holograms – because she’s not quite famous enough to matter – she could go unnoticed and you could easily create an illusion of success and fame….without even existing…but it’s good to pretend she exists while jerking off to her bikini body….because if it was an animation, you’d be weird, but you are weird and you are a creepy…but you already know that.

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2017

10

Apr

Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day

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Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot…..

I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise…

Weird fucking workout pants…

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2017

10

Apr

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Heidi Klum trying to Amy Winehouse and go back to black….because you know as you get older, your vagina gets bigger, and has new requirements…especially after you spent your 30s getting fucked by voice of an Angel, real life beauty and beast, Seal….with a penis the size of a average man’s thigh…..something only a German could handle…preferably lubed up with feces…because Germans are fucked and if you don’t believe me – ask all the surviving Holocaust jews that are in their 80s at your Passover Seder tonight….

From practicing the chocolate in her mouth, to the subtle cock teasing in her bikini strip, making the poor – literally poor – Turks and Caicos boat man feel uncomfortable because he’s not allowed to fuck the clients…BUT it’s Heidi Klum…right…

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2017

10

Apr

Britney Spears Pulling Down Her Pants of the Day

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her casually pulling down her pants, I guess to remind the haters that she’s skinny like a meth addicted mother in a trailer park, who still has the tits she got when she was stripping…..where the meth addiction happened….only the Britney Spears version, where she’s richer than god and still “stripping” her soul on stage everyday to finance the empire and keep her parent’s dreams alive…

It reminds me of when retards get horny and if you know any retards, you’ll know they just pull out their genitals everywhere, all dumb faced and drooling….

Maybe she wants you to know she shaves her cunt, because there was a time when she was unshowered and disgusting, which I fucking loved because of pheromones and the dirtier a bitch is the more animalistic and exciting it is….but it’s probably laser, you cant’ expect a medicated mental case to get that close to razor blades…I guess it could be waxing too and whoever got that job is an unsung hero…and I wish it was me…even though I love bush. I am so conflicted.

Here are some hot pics of Britney in Concert….

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2017

10

Apr

Mena Suvari’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simpler, because the world was always relatively shitty, but I guess a time when we had limited options.

Or maybe Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….I guess American Beauty was it….

She’s making a comeback, I just trolled her instagram where she’s got very few fans, but that she updates…and not only is she doing a celebrity episode of American Ninja warrior but she’s also in a show with Alicia Silverstone called American Woman…

BECAUSE apparently she can’t to things without the word AMERICAN in it….Patriotic.

Well, here she is looking less Alien than usual, maybe it is the hard nipples distracting me, or maybe it’s the angle, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got so much fucking make-up on, we’re talking layers of make-up that make me think she may actual be an alien and her mask is falling apart….

Or she’s human and just getting old…but hard nipples happened regardless…and that’s what actually matters….because she’s still Mena Suvari and that means she still matters to me…

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2017

10

Apr

Hot Bitch in the Club And Other Videos of the Day

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Fucking in the food Court

Newsreader Caught Daydreaming…

Landslide in India…

Sewer Explodes

Tire Almost Hits Mom With Stroller

Suicide Bomber of the Day – Fucked Up…

Indiana Jones Fail

Another Day in Detroit

Some Idiots from Boston

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2017

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always so sad when you miss love opportunities when you’re at a party, or an event, or even walking in the park, and instead of flirting with the smiling babe, you’re swiping on your hook-up app…talking to some fat chick who you are trying to convince to film pee videos for you, since she’s fat and logically – desperate enough to do it – because you forget that these apps giving her a steady stream of pervert in the mood to fuck…boosting her ego and fucking up the who hierarchy of humanity….

Not that I know anything about girls smiling at me in real life, interested in sex….at a party, or event, or walking in the park…most people cross the street and clench their purses and probably assholes when I walk by….but I did follow a girl with a hot ass in leggings for a few blocks thanks to her dog taking frequent stops and it did feel like it could have been romance if I wasn’t a creep….

But I assume that it is an issue for some…

Thanks god for World War III…so we don’t need to worry about any of this nonsense…

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Henry Cavill in Superman Suit
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This is How the Backstreet Boys Live
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Tennis Ball Boy Fails
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Britney Spears Hot in Concert
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Korean Hangover Cure
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Weird Redbull Sport of the Day – TWItCH and Ride
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Annoying Tomato Man
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Dog Protects Squirrel from Cat
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I can’t believe Iggy Azalea has this House..
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Janet Jackson Dumps Billionaire Husband After Giving Him a Baby
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Cyclist and Car Collide
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The Rock and Vin Diesel in Love
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From street Dog to Couch Potato
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Circular Runways…a think of the future?
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2017

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

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It’s still my birthday, send nudes…of you or of every vagina you have ever known or that you come accross.. Thanks….for the well wishes.

I’ll be at the strippers because I got drunk and passed out last night before getting to the strippers and birthday without strippers is like Pam Anderson without Hepatitis, or Lohan in a Burkini….it happens…but it is meaningless…

Again, it’s my birthday – send nudes….preferably peeing videos…it’s my new thing…peeing videos are the new gaping asshole.

Here are my Links….

Meghan Markle Shut Down her Lifestyle Site…
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Iggy Azalea’s 4 Million Dollar House…..
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Caroline Vreeland Big Tits With Sluts in Bikinis…
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Jenna Jameson is a Mom….
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Natalie Portmam – Baby Mom Walk
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Tori Wilson is Ripped!!
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Stephen Colbert Undercover as a Tax Specialist
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Victoria Beckham on the Cover of a MAgazine
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Some Bill Burr Animation….
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Feel Like Kate Upton’s Husband in Pig Eating Ice Cream Erotica
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Crazy Parkour RAce
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Phoebe Price – in See Through Pants…..
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Gordon Ramsey – Raped Hand….
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Daisy Ridley Lookin’ Good….
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Hydraulic Press Crushes Anvil…
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Mel B’s Abusive Husband
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Scarlett Johansson Calls Out Ivanka Trump….
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Jessica Alba – Looking Pissed
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Joanna KRUPA Cleavage
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People Love Seeing Paris Hilton
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Charlize Theron No Longer Hot Charlize Theron
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Brooke Burke Tits…..
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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Charlie XCX Performing
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Dakota Johnson – Endless Bikini
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Some Monster Named Billie LOURD in a BIkini
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Chantal Jeffries in Some See Through Top Showing OFf her Push Up Bra Tits of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Big Tits in a Green Bikini
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MENA SUvari in a Tight Dress – Not Showing OFf her Booty
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Rose McGowan Fingering Herself for my Bday
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Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Diane Kruger Cleavage
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10 years of Kim K Sex Tape….
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J,Lo and A Rod Talking Marriage….
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When You’re Born without Sympathy & EMpathy….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Big Tits on a Slut Pulled Out…
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Naked Chick with a Gun…
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Naked – Cam Girl and Her Big Tits….
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Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Magazine….
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Cockblock of the Day
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Lesbian Bondage….
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Girl Masturbatinng in Car
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Blowie on the Beach
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Dude who Fucks Up Orgy…..Jerking Off…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

07

Apr

Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day

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It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching…

Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists..

I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes…

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2017

07

Apr

Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day

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It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”….

Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them….

Good tits though…

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