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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2017

Mar

Kate Beckinsale for National Puppy Day and Some Leggings from the Wrong Angle of the Day

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It’s national puppy day, which I assume is a bullshit holiday for social media, but I am a fan of dogs, they are better than humans – and anyone with a dog knows that they are fun, cute, sweet, loyal, selfless, funny…and even when they eat a baby’s face off…I side with them because babies are shitty, ungrateful, asshole mooches who try to ruin your life and your napping…

So I do support national puppy day over national donut day – or any of the other bullshit days – because puppies will save your fucking soul….

I have a dog and encourage everyone to get a dog, to support RESCUE dogs, to support shelters, to support anything dog…and to jerk off to Kate Beckinsale with a puppy in her pocket, by imagining it being your cock…

She also does things with cats…not the kind of pussy play we’d like…but whatever…

And Here she is in leggings from the wrong angle…

She’s Kate Beckinsale, loved by the weirdest of nerds because she was in movie once, a mom in her 40s..who still looks this good, but that’s not all that rare in this era of plastic surgery, just yesterday I was staring at the mom in leggings over the daughter in leggings, because her ass was sturdier..

It’s a new generation, a new beginning, a new time to be alive….or maybe I’m just more perverted.

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2017

Mar

Iggy Azalea Photoshopped Ass to Promote a Song of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit.

Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is pretty much all because she had a fat ass and fucked some of the right people touring through Australia who leveraged that into a rapping career…Australian women like to have a good time.

Her ass is fake, her storyline fake, the fact that she fucks black dudes to get ahead in the hip hip world is probably not fake…

This photoshopped image of her ass, is not actually her ass, or what her ass looks like, but it’s an attempt to sell more records that you’d assume she needs because she’s got the taste of blood / money and wants more….because do it when you can…and in her case..before she’s obese because we know that’s happening…

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2017

Mar

Jojo Does Instagram with her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know much about what Jojo is up to. I assume she’s working cruise ships and malls…but I guess she’s still touring, still has fans, still doing it…but what it comes down to is…that I don’t, even after all these years of her existing, have any real idea of what Jojo has done, what her song is, what she’s about…

I do know she was some bootleg Avril Lavigne who cashed in on being some teen pussy people wanted to fuck because she was teen pussy, I know she spent her 20s supporting some mooch boyfriend, where she got fat…and a few years ago she came back…less fat, but tits still fat, and I guess that’s her marketing and leveraging tactic, because without the tits no one gives a fuck about Jojo or her songs…and by no one I mean me….since I don’t leave my house and don’t really care what people think, like or do – but I do care if they are naked or in bikini

Here she is eating popsicles…

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2017

Mar

Nude Models Carrying Women’s Purses and Other Videos of the Day

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Tulsa Shooter Gets Hit By the Cops and Locked Under the Car

Teacher Bites a Sleeping Student

Brazil is Fucking Nuts

Trump Hater

Trump Supporter – Titty Grabbed

Big Texas Tits

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I just figured out what my fetish is. After all these years, everything just made total fucking sense, and I’m sure I’ve known about this before but I forget everything, but as it turns out I only like girls who hate me. For some reason when a girl thinks I am disgusting, creepy, perverted and vile….ugly and vile….I want to marry them…

MAYBE that’s why I do what I do…to disgust girls, get told off by girls, and jerk off to them thinking “I love that they hate me”…and every once in a while one will have sex with me just because they hate me…perfect.

Sluts in a Bikini in Miami
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Mel B’s 9 Million Dollar Home
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Artie Lange Fired From HBO Show
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Eat 50 Donuts as Fast as you Can
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Cat VS Cup and Ball Trick
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Skarsgard and his Pussy
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Jenna Dewan Hot Mom
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Maitland Ward – SEE THROUGH
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Hot Girls Wanted – The Netflix Porn Series is Back
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SUV Crash
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Passive Aggressive Art
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Ryan Goslin on Laughing at Failure Because They are All Winners…
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DOG of the Day
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2017

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Debating rape is always a fail with a girl you’d rape if it were legal and she was into it…which wouldn’t technically be rape…but it would be roll playing because every girl I talk to is obsessed with rape and being raped…just not when they are talking about rape culture…when they are sexting…

I remember when sexting was called CYBERING…eventually it will be called just sending pics of youself…Sharing nudes is so common, it takes no effort and i’m not the guy who shares nudes sent to me, which is funny since I run a porn site and this great classy site, you’d think I would…but I am classy and I rely on people to show me nudes….to survive…and luckily they all do – even blowjob videos…with their face in it…because there is no filter anymore…and nudes are almost public domain ..

Here are some links…

Kristi Yamaguchi’s THROWING SHADE AT Nancy Kerrigan….
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Ryan Gosling on GIGGLING at the Oscars
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Strapped into an Office Chair Loaded with Nitrous
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Flip or Flop Chick in a Bikini
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SLUTS In Bikinis
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Kid Eats a Raw ONion like a Champ
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Netflix is Releasing a Deeper Look into the Porn Industry – This is the Trailer
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Ghetto Cash Me Ousside Girl Brawling with her Mom
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SLUTS at the Power Rangers Premiere
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Pregnant Olivia Wilde
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Passive Aggressive Art Gallery is Hilarious
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The Dog Who Could Have Won it All
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Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Octopus is TOo Smart to Eat
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SUV Driver Crashes into a Motorbike
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German Slut on the BEach
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Nipple on the Beach
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Rock Drummer Dies
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Drake’s New Tattoo
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The Dude Who Fucks With Your Head Via Video
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Bella Thorne Bikini Crotch SHot
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Potter Star Reunited with his Dog After an Accident….
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Police with a Woman Outside Walmart
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Some Cleavage Tits
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Kristen Wiig’s House….
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The Not So Sweet History of Chocolate Explained
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Mark Anthony’s New Pussy is Great
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SUV Crash
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Nip Slip of the Day
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John Mayer Latest Song on Katy Perry
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Sluts at an EVENT
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Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger PDA
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Ghost in a Shell – Extended Trailer
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Tom Cruise’s Next Robot Wife
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Drunk Chick Takes her Top Off
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Webcam Show of the Day
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Some Stripping Chick
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Blue Chick with Blue Tits – BLUE
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Esme Bianco – Naked in 2009
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Girl Fucks a Post
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Chick Cheesy Photoshoot – Masturbating
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Ass in Cake
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Girl WIth Some Serious Curves
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

Mar

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits are Racy of the Day

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Alexis Ren is pretty racy in her content, but you have to keep in mind she’s young and more importantly she’s grown up on porn….

At 17 or 18 she started putting out slutty content with her boyfriend and the people bought into it…and she knew that with her very average and accessible face, people only cared about her little young and tight body…

Well, she’s done with her slutty content with her boyfriend, they milked that one and got internet famous from it, but she’s still continuing the slutty content on her own – since it is all she knows, and I guess it probably feeds her ego or insecurities that she’s still got it, that she’s hot, and that it will lead to more serious campaigns like she was a Hadid or Jenner…DREAMS…or is it GOALS…whatever..

I am just looking at her recent clown tit implants and how they contrast against her waistline that looks unhuman but could be what she looks like, it’s better than looking at her face, because a body like this, even with shit implants…is pretty abusrd…and should be put out there in slut content…

Racy….and I like it…because I know all girls are out there producing shit like this..

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2017

Mar

Anne Hathaway Slutty Cover of the Day

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Anne Hathaway is the worst….and funny enough I say that about a lot of people, but I really feel like I mean it with her…and more interestingly, a lot of people agree with me on this one…and I assume, like me, they have no idea why they hate her…

They just know that not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and they don’t need a reason, explanation, or quantifiable measure as to why…

It’s like when you meet someone in person and you just can’t stand them. Some think it is pheromones, other think it’s energy, and I just think they are cunts…

So she’s one of those people that’s just disliked for no reason, but still gets work because Hollywood likes working with familiar people and I guess this shoot for a magazine means she’s promoting something and thus getting work…or promoting work…and the whole thing is so silly…but she’s in a bra.

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2017

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Very Important Robot Instagram Erotica of the DAy

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Josephine Skriver is the top billed Victoria’s Secret it girl – because she works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week because of her new battery lifespan that only needs charging one day a month, that her owners and handlers pretend is her first day of her period and she can’t be disturbed…

If you don’t know the story behind the tits in lingerie and swimsuits you probably don’t even know you’re jerking off to…this one was created in a lab by her weird biologist parent. I am convinced it was funded by Victoria’s Secret…advances in model technology…and that’s why they market her so hard, make her hang with TAYLOR SWIFT and other sluts who increase her profile…to create this storyline, even though she’s only 3-4 years old….

I don’t trust anything about anything a billion dollar brand created in a lab….

But I do trust her tits…that are probbaly fake, but then again, so is everything about her…since she’s a fucking robot…a fetish to some…

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2017

Mar

Hannah Ferguson in a Magazine of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is in a magazine….riding a bull and on all fours…which is classy as fuck…

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model that works for Sports Illustrated….and she’s not to be confused with Hannah Davis Jeter….the other SI bikini model…

But funny enough Hannah Ferguson dates Hannah Davis’ brother…so when he fucks her up the ass…he’s thinking of his sister – by default…and that’s some fucking weird rich guy incest inspired fetish shit…and I guess this shoot is also some weird fetish shit….

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