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Ivanka Trump’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Sofia Vergara Grabbing her Tits for Heidi Klum of the Day

Kaia Gerber’s Nipples of the Day

Today in Bianca Censori’s Ass of the Day

Stella Hudgens Shaved Nude Selfie of the Day

2017

Mar

Trieste Kelly Dunn Lookalike Erotica of the Day

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I am writing this post because this woman is apparently and actress…her name is Trieste Kelly Dunn and NO ONE has ever heard of her…but her leaked pics, we’ll call her marketing campaign, are hilarious to me, not because I laugh at nudes, I fucking love nudes, but because people are so careless with their nudes then cry when people get access to them…but probably not in this case, in this case shit is welcomed, all press good press since no one knows who the fuck she is…

I mean the fact that someone even hacked her shit knowing she has zero fans and has never been heard of is just further proof that all this is some big lie….like all these actors pool together and say “who wants to get some media attention, send nudes”…

And nudes she fucking sent..Because really who would think to hack Trieste Kelly Dunn….the answer is NO ONE…

She’s 36…a little too old for this behavior…but I’ll still look..but it can’t be her – it must be her lookalike….and she looks pretty fit to me…

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2017

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Sloppy Tits for St Patrick’s Day – the Day of Sloppy Beer Drinking Women of the DAy

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It’s Ariel Winter on St Patrick’s Day for St Patrick’s Day…which is perfectly fitting, because despite being hat I assume is some kind of hispanic, she fits the profile of every beer drinking pig I’ve ever seen in an Irish pub, because hot girls just don’t go to pubs, they go to clubs to get bottle service and sugar baby…while the monster beer drinkers, who just keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter are at the pub eating potato skins and drinking Guinness or some shit..

These Irish pup girls all put out, but a drunk girl on Guinness is just so heavy and sluggish…her willingness to fuck because she’s disgusting make the pub dwellers happy to be at the pub…but make me upset because I hate gross looking girls no matter how much cleavage they use to distract from their beer guts..

It’s St Patrick’s day, find your sloppy pig woman…as she’s out there…the most gross middle of the road suburban chicks fucking love St Patrick’s day….and apparently so does Ariel Winter…so get on it.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

Mar

Superstar and His Gun and Other Videos of the Day

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The Man and his Sex Doll

Trump Sex Tape

Drawing Penis on TV

The Dog with the Artificial Legs…

What the fuck is this…

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2017

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes you need to fuck your cousin, or sister, or mother…to remember where you came from…

Today may be that day if you’re IRISH or just a fat beer drinking bitch who takes St Patrick’s Day seriously to the point of blacking out…

Here are some morning links..

Coming To America Sequel Being Made
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Learn to Tail Whip
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Charlie Hunnam Doens’t Like Sex Scenes
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Jennifer Aniston Old as Fuck on Set
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Slutty Traffic Cop
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Skinny Bitches Being Skinny
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Justin Trudeau Fucks Ivanka
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2017

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Negotiating with a girl’s boyfriend in front of the girlfriend to sell you their sex tapes is a dying art form….because all this shit is just available for free…and everyone seems to be in open relationships and into you seeing their girls’ pussy, or them fucking their girl..which would be weird..if it wasn’t so awesome….

But even with the nudes, sometimes, the pussy in the pics put out there seems so far away, unreachable, ven when it is put out there on the internet…instagram…because they put the emojis and squiggles over the pussy…and sometimes an emoji or squiggle represents a infinite distance I can’t travel…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Katy Perry VS Nuns – Is Winning Against the Nuns…
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Selena Gomez Wants to be Not Famous – By Doing Vouge – LOL
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Braless
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Amanda Seyfried – Confirms – Nudes
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BBQ – The Documentary on BBQ
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Kendall Jenner Robbed of 200k of Jewelery
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Khloe Kardashian Bagged Another Lamar
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Elle Fanning – Leaving the Gym
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Selena Gomez for Vogue
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Rhona Mitra Leaked Nudes
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The Family Behind the BBC Viral Video – SPEAK OUT
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Trailer for the HUgh Hefner Movie
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Sara Underwood TOpless on Snapchat
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VS Models on the BEach
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Justin Trudeau Takes Ivanka Trump on Dates…
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Matt Perry Used to Beat Up Justin Trudeau
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Hilary Duff – Hot Nipples
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Titty Boob Flash on the Beach!!
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Rent Stings Home in Malibu for 200k a Month…DEAL
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Dancing Traffic Cop Dance
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Forging a Fast Food Knife is a Boring Fucking Video
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Jessica Biel in the Parking Lot
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Mischa Barton – Sex Tape Premiere
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Kendra Wilkinson Looking Liek Shit – You’ll Never Believe It
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Emilia Clarke in a New Trailer
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The Beautification of Serena Williams
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Mr Bean Trailer Recut as a Disturbing Horror Thriller…
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Learn to do a Tailwhip on a Scooter Like a Faggot
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Joanna Krupa Silly Tits
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Arianny Celeste Slutty SHoot
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Cody Renee Cameron Shitty Shoot
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NOT AMANDA SEYFRIED SUCKING DICK
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Gwyneth Paltrow – New Boyfriend
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cam Girl in a Trump Mask – Creeping Me Out
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Trailer Trash of the Day
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Naked Model of the Day
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Girl Running Train at the Corner Store..
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Lacey Banghard – Big Tits
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Teen Stripper of the Day
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Guy Gives Classes on How to Make a Girl Squirt
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Masturbating College Girl
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Jasmine Waltz – Sex Tape
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Jessica Jaymes – Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

Mar

Mischa Barton’s Sex Tape Press Conference of the Day

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Crazy girl Mischa Barton is trying to take down her sex tape vendor – playing the role of the victim – by saying her dude recorded her behind her back when they fucked and is now out trying to sell the sex tape for 500,000 dollars which is totally fucking absurd, this is Mischa Barton we’re talking about, she wouldn’t even get 500,000 to star in a blockbuster movie, if anything, she’d pay them to cast her hoping it revitalized her dead career…

I believe this is all part of an intricate generating hype about her sex tape before it is released hustle, because girl hasn’t been this proactive about anything ever, and she’s normally having drug overdoses and doing low level campaigns for HOOKER WATER companies…

There is no way she’s not behind this…I don’t believe the lie and will happily post the sex tape release…that I don’t think anyone will care about…

It’s probably sad that people only care about sex tapes, but even sadder that Farrah Abraham is more popular than you…cuz that pitch moved sex tapes…Mischa will sell like 20…at most….

So she’s getting restraining orders to get the hype up…or maybe it’s just such a bad sex tape that she’s trying to do damage control because it was the fat years….or the half dead years she wants to cover up –

But I call -> marketing campaign…for someone no one gives a fuck about.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Disgusting Throwback Thursday Video of the Day

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Ariel winter is the porky pig of teen stars. I’m sure there are fatter versions of her, I mean this is America, but are the fat ones trying to be as seductive or hot while self promoting…

I wonder which person on her team steered her in this direction, was it self inflicted post nudes for attention despite having a huge audience, some human sacrificial lamb, like sabotage and self destruct with your asshole out there – or was it her family, manager, the people at the show pushing her to do this as she protested because she’s classy and not thirsty or shameless…..

But they kept holding that piece of cake over her head because she’s a coddled and thus parazylzed person who can’t do simple tasks like Get her own cake…even though it looks likes she’s got a lot of her own cake….birthday everyday cuz when it comes to cake…everyday is someone’s birthday….like it’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere applies to drunkards like us…

This is an old fat ass booty shaking video that she just posted for TB THURSDAY but she’s not very old, so it’s not too old to post….but it is pretty sloppy, disgusting, terrifying…

Keep on standing on your tippy toes girl…too bad your feet are longer to help elongate the rest of you..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

Mar

Emma Watson’s Impersonator’s Nude Pics – Update of the Day

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So these nude pics were released with a bunch of pics of Emma Watson in a bikini or trying on bikinis – looking hot….I posted the batch of images, because it’s news to me, but assumed that it wasn’t actually Emma Watson, due to my facial recognition blindness.

Turns out the bikini fitting room pics, that were hot, but no longer available to be appreciated were pictures of Emma Watson, despite my assumption that it wasn’t her – but these nude pics that were released with those pics are not Emma Watson….proven by the fact that they are not part of the pictures being asked to be removed from the internet.

SO they are not of Emma Watson..but rather some pervert hacker’s fantasy of EMMA WATSON…and the whole thing is very weird…

But I will still post the nude pictures that are NOT of Emma Watson…because the world needs to know that they are being lied to if they think this is Emma Watson…since it is NOT Emma Watson….

So my original post of :

Someone is going around saying that they hacked Emma Watson’s iCloud, where they found some nude girl in the bath with bigger tits than I thought Emma Watson would have, which was pretty fucking tame, considering these girls fucking love taking pictures of themselves, but more importantly they are shameless, over the top, tyrant sluts who love excess, fame and all other things thanks to being whored out by their parents…

CLEARLY you can tell these are not pics of Emma Watson at all, but instead…some look-a-like…I mean…how could they be Emma Watson…her hair doesn’t even look like this…

Here are those nudes – with no Emma Watson in them – But with some naked girl people are pawning off as Emma Watson because they want to believe in the lie…it helps their masturbation….

Leave Emma Watson alone…and let me know who the Real girl behind the pictures are…COME FORWARD NOW IMPOSTER…

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2017

Mar

Bella Thorne Subway Erotic Dance for All You Jared’s Out There of the Day

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A DAY IS NOT A DAY WITHOUT A BELLA THORNE POST…

It’s no secret that Bella Thorne caters to sexual predators, despite being 19, she started out young, long before most normal people knew she existed, but dad’s and Disney channel watchers / masturbators…who liked participating from their couch in the bullshit porno quality story telling of Disney shows for retard kids….

It’s also no secret that Subway caters to children, but more interestingly uses sexual predators as their spokesperson…

So it makes sense that Bella Thorne, child star, turned Instagram sexualized good times joker….would rub her Subway on her twat and tits in video…

MORE….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

Mar

Dylan Penn’s Lookalike in Some Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Apparently these are nude selfies leaked by Dylan Penn. I don’t believe that this is her, because if you admit that you know it is her, she has a case against you in the court system….but I actually don’t believe they are her, since I don’t know what she looks like, and because I found these on TUMBLR, and because people like to lie and troll about the people in images…nude….and it’s hard to distinguish the hot rich girls and the normal girls who are in nude selfies….

So the actual Dylan Penn may be an average looking, busty as fuck, celebrated, spoiled and connected rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world because her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright…giving a marketable last name…

But she’s got huge tits, great tits, the kind of tits I would want on any hot enough rich girl, who knows she’s hot enough thanks to being rich and busty, to show off, because it’s just a body, free the nipple, stop sexualizing women….

I’m sure we’ve seen her tits before, it’s a poor little rich girl looking for attention or not giving a fuck cuz she’s rich situation….

Apparently, there’s a masturbation video out there…and this reminds me of the hours I used to spend going through Photobucket accounts hoping to find nudes…who are these HACKERS…and why are they stupidly sharing their stolen material with the world instead of just jerking off to it on their own…I’ll never understand it….

There’s only one toplesss pic…but great tits…whoever they belong to….hardly incriminating enough….I mean even the nude bottom pics…like how the fuck can you tell that’s her….lies..

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