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2017

16

Mar

Selena Gomez Gomez NOt Dead of the Day

I prefer when these child stars die….you know from drug addiction, being broken, having no childhood but having terrible parents you can’t trust because they will sell you out like a little hooker…

But Selena Gomez, despite having a terminal disease that is reverse AIDS….or her going to rehab to deal with her coddled, entitled, rich as fuck, and annoying emotions, she’s back out…looking better than ever…using those implants to good use…for VOGUE MAGAZINE…because she’s fashionable….

She’s also fucking the WEEKND’s black dick, probably to leverage her career like she did with Beiber, it’s a bit of a Gomez fetish, FUCK THE POPULAR ACT ….

She even does it socially by hanging out with Taylor Swift, it’s like girl gets it, she’s been raised in it…and unfortunately she’s too clever for sex tapes and nudes like the others…she knows that has value…unless in a hotel room being desecrated by some male act with a huge black penis according to the people I know who have fuked him….she does that for free, or really for exposure…and I guess it’s a two way street since she’s the most followed account on social media and it’s not even that good….something she probably hustled with Zuckerberg direct…because she’s a hustler…in a bikini…for Vogue…looking good….

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She was also at Yoga looking good, this new face the Weeknd Cums On…is treating her alright…

Looking good girl…all it took was some rehab / black cock and plastic surgery….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Kristanna Loken Nude Selfies of the Day

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Kristanna Loken is a 37 year old who understands technology enough to tap into her inner exhibitionist, pervert, narcissistic, seductress who likes dudes jerking off to her, whether they are boyfriends, or whatever, like a primate…and really so many people out there, she takes pussy selfies..with a bow on the pussy because it’s a fucking gift she’s probably regifted a lot like that asshole relative of you…WHY THE AS SEEN ON TV APPLE CORER I SAW YOU GET LAST YEAR YOU CUNT….

Speaking of cunt, it’s funny that there’s so many amateur, everyday, instagram girls on the interent doing these nude selfies, but when it’s a mom of 1, from a movie you probably never saw….it seems more legit…like it has a higher value…while I get better pussy and asshole pics from tinder chicks daily…but I guess they aren’t old as fuck and understand angles and selfie smut better….this one here is like a grandma, a prospector or a pioneer to this shit…hunting and gathering her nude selfies as she colonized the nude selfie countryside…using archaic tools like polaroids…the first phone cameras…and low res webcams and point and shoots….you know she probably remembers going to the fucking store to develop her nude selfie film…that she knew the clerk jerked off to…because without her paving the way, these kids wouldn’t have the nude selfie abilities they have today…like snapchat..where you can’t get hacked…you dumb fucks…

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2017

16

Mar

Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day

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So how about those Amanda Seyfriend sucking Justin Long or someone like Justin Long’s cock on a dock during a sunset – because she’s a romantic teen drama star and she understands dramatic curve…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I’ve always been into her small frame and big tits as she replaced Lohan in pretty much everything….and I’ve always liked that I know for a fact that Lohan hates her…and I guess her leaked nudes were enough of a shameful experience…that she can’t deny are her – as her lawyers are out sending out take down notices, copyright infringement notices, and someone, not me, but someone is gonna get fucked in this Amanda Seyfried getting fucked situation… GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I just don’t understand why she doesn’t run with it, she’s been naked in movies for millions of dollars, and girls nowadays give that shit away for free, not to mention…it gives her some personality, allows us to imagine how her pregnancy went down…and really makes me like her more…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

That’s what people don’t understand, when we see you naked and sucking the Mac Guy’s dick…we like you better…even though that guy’s the fucking worst.. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

Here she is running around pregnant as fuck and thanks to the internet and basic biology we all know how she got herself there…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I will post her pregnancy pics though…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Grace Elizabeth and Other Basic Mall Shopping Sluts and VS Spring Break Event of the DAy

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I accidentally came across this Victoria’s Secret PINK model Grace Elizabeth….and decided to click the hashtag of the Victoria’s Secret PINK spring break party in Cancun, which to me was a weird place to run a promotion for Victoria’s Secret PINK, until remembering that Cancun is the hub for middle of the road, basic as fuck, mall shopping American college aged girls…who think VS PINK is awesome…they’d never be able to pull this off at some rich person destination, because rich people are too good for this minimum wage shopper shit….so it all makes sense…but it also makes for a pretty depressing spring break party, filled with girls trying to get free bikini bottoms and perfume or some shit….instead of doing Wet T-Shirt contests like they fucking should…it’s Spring Break…get lit and ratchet like my favorite – CARONA GIRL …

What a garbage event…but this Grace Elizabeth is good….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

16

Mar

Analeigh Tipton Hot Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Analeigh Tipton is some ginger looking girl who has nude selfies in her quest to be famous…being marketed as some sort of 28 year old figure skater who almost made it to the Olympics, when really she’s an LA model, which is code for aspiring actress, sugar baby to pay her rent as she tries to live out her dreams, because when looking at her and her jacked up botox face filled face – I know exactly what her deal is….and these semi nude pics of her look great…because she looks great…simple right…

I guess she’s actually more than just a sugar baby, she placed third on America’s Next Top model…which isn’t FIRST….and she’s been in a couple of movies you’ve never seen like – and some campigns you’ve never seen and really…she looks great…so maybe it’s time to see more of her..

The Highlight of her WIKIPEDIA page is “Tipton revealed that she once encountered sex traffickers posing as modeling agents. She was then sold to a Saudi Arabian prince but managed to get out of the situation before the deal was finalized”

That’s exactly what I expected…..which is hilarious and she looks great…so maybe it’s time to see more of her….

I guess what I’m saying is…I’m a fan of whatever’s going on here…

These aren’t her masturbation videos that are out there….but it is her singing like an angle….which I’ve made as the soundtrack to her masturbation videos…and you can too…

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2017

16

Mar

April Love Geary Impersonator of the DAY

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TO assume that April Love Geary is not a sex worker would be crazy…

80 percent of aspiring models you’ve never heard of – even the signed ones – are sex workers…

The fact she’s dating Robin Thicke….is further proof she’s a sex worker…he’s the one who found Rat Cow Kow Ski for his Blurred LINES video at the local sugar baby hot chick with big tits whorehouse…

And these pics just drive it home…

Girl’s got rent to pay, rich guys to hang out with, leveraging as hard as she can – to maintain that shitty fanciful LA life…garbage…

If you go to LA parties, you can spot the April Love Geary’s in the room…they are usually with the old married guy…waiting at his hotel room he booked her – or the apartment he pays for her to turn tricks for him…

But it’s not hooking because it feels like it’s exclusive and that she’s only got one client…that loves her..

Either way, hot body…and her sugar babies will probably hire lawyers to get these removed, even though they know it’s hardly anywhere near how hardcore girl gets…

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2017

16

Mar

Blowjob in the Movie Theater and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Man VS Blizzard

Woman VS Mudslide

Distracted by Cellphone Taken Out by Bus

How to Prevent a Teen Brawl – Fake a Police Siren…

Train VS People

Truck Crash in Front of Cops

Mormon Missionary VS Robbers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a romantic, I don’t know if it is impending St Patrick’s day…or just because Romance makes my soul smile…

Proof of my romantic approach to life happened just a few minutes ago…when I told a girl
that the first thing I thought of was you! When I woke up was her…..

Then I went on to say…because I will only make love to women or objects like look enough like her so that I can pretend they are her….and if she believed in this love she’d send me a cast of her face so that I can mould a latex version of her face to jerk off on….

I think I can get them made in China for cheap…

Chivalry Not Dead…

Morning Links Are…

TRUMP Twitter Fights with SNOOP
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This Bitch and her Big Tits Used to Email me to Promote Her Bullshit
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The Matrix is Comign Back – Weird
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Mischa Barton – Victom of Revenge Porn
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Doctor WHO TRAILER
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Rat Cow in her Underwear
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Dave Chappelle has a Stand Up Special
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Inglorious Basterds and the Elements of Suspense…
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Morning Tumblr Porn
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2017

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate when a tinder match comes on strong and starts talking about Eating ass immediately….whether it’s her eating my ass – even though it disgusts her but could happen if she was in the heat of the moment…or eating her ass because no dudes even bother going down on her….

Then…she just disappears and is no where to be found and doesn’t answer me when I need her to masturbate to…

Not to mention…she doesn’t bother sending me asshole pics, assuming her asshole is a fetish…

But more importantly she doesn’t even get excited about my asshole pics I send her….in fact she unmatches me…

Winter needs to end, I need to start leaving this basement to interact with real live vagina…not just words on my screen….it’s making me weird…

TRUTH….

Electrical Tape Tits of the Day
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Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening…
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Rescue Worker Fail
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Elle Fanning – Yellow Sports Bra
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Rachel Riley – Tits Worth Looking At
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The Matrix is Back
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Ashley Tisdale Looking Pregnant
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Blindfolded Make-Up
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Creepy Skull Hacked To Be Amazon’s Alexa
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Azaelia Banks – Plea Deal in Titty Biting Case
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Rita Ora In a Weird Outfit
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Gal Gadot – 9 Months Pregnant….
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Always Sunny in Philedephia Star has Great House
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Bella Thorne – Slut
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Bella Hadid in a Swimsuit
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Sluts in the Blindfold Make-Up Challenge
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Matrix Getting a Reboot
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Wes Anderson for Master Class
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The Economics of Airline Class
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Ru Paul Marries his Lover
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The Making of The Legend of Zelda
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Hilary Duff – See Through
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Zoe Saldana – Hard Nipples
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Rhona Mitra Nude Selfies
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Vanessa Hudgens Street Walker
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Amanda Seyfried – Leaked Nudes
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Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfies…
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Maika Dillon Monroe
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Nicole Kidman Erotica…
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Random TUMBLR PORN
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Hot Girl Pissing on Side of Road
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Cam Girl with Monster Tits
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Hollywood Nudity
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Amateur Pussy of the DAy
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Naked Bitch in a CHeesy SShoot
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Car Handjob
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The Chick with a Ronda Rousey Asshole
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

15

Mar

Hilary Duff’s See Through of the Day

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Sturdy Hilary Duff, who I’ve never had much interest in, at least not until she started doing cross fit, turned into a sturdy little powerhouse, or is it a brick shit house, either way, strong as fuck, full of squatting and heavy lifting….all after being a mom…because for some weird reason…I find it erotic…

I’ve never been into little thick body builder women, but knowing she had a kid with some billionaire NHL player, made me think…this girl can take a fucking a good old fashion Hockey innitiation and her high testosterone probably makes her like it…because as you know, girls with high T are fucking horny…it’s always the pre-menopausal, hairy bitches who want to fuck…all the time..and in Hilary Duff’s case…that’s fact as she’s had at least two public lovers in the last 3 months and that’s a lot for any celeb…in her prime…wearing short shorts, hard nippled and see through….

I dig it…

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