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2017

20

Feb

Elle Fanning Creepy Fucking Bikini of the Day

Elle Fanning is a fucking robot…and she freaks me the fuck out..

Even creepier than Elle Fanning…is her parents who sold her to the industry to be this soulless, dead eyed, make that money for the family looking tween in her bikini…

I wonder if people jerk off to her, like is there a movement of dudes who find this girl the fucking hottest, I am sure it exists…I mean there are communities for everything…even filling up condoms with dog shit and fucking it…people do that…and those people who do that have found each other online and trade pics of it…so a cute, skinny, young, rich, robot…isn’t that far of a stretch…I just don’t really get it…but it’s not about me assholes…it’s about ELLE FANNING…or as her family call her…DAKOTA FANNING JR…the one they hope delivers…

BONUS NIPPLE>..

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2017

20

Feb

Bella Thorne is on Vacation with some Mooch of the Day

While I was sitting on my couch, staring at my wall this weekend…Bella Throne landed her 15th million follower and she claims she loves every single one of them…from the RUSSIAN and INDIAN fake accounts her family bought to get her to the first million….to ME…because I follow her…and I feel so special, you know being one of the 15 million people she loves, like a little attention seeking, never satisfied slut who needs to be filled at all times to feel complete…thanks to parents who put importance on fame and selling her off to the internet and entertainment industry…..

I guess she went on some free Social Media vacation – with free CRUISE and free HOTEL because when you have 15 million followers, you get free shit…or paid….and she brought some bikini wearing MOOCH….

The mooch’s name is Kyra Santoro…she’s not all that hot, you’ve never heard of her, she’s never done anything that I know of, but she’s worked her way into Bella Throne’s nest of irrelevants, including Bella Thorne herself, despite that follow count…and girl is leveraging the fuck out of that…

MAYBE…just MAYBE…ONE DAY…she’ll book a job….and in the mean time, keep growing that audience with BIKINI pics…girl…because there is no way this one isn’t working this friendship like the lottery ticket it is….

Poor Bella Thorne…everyone keeps using her…her entire life…being used…

This is going to end bad, at least historically, it will end bad….

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2017

20

Feb

Jennifer Connelly in a BIKINI of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is old…I mean I remember jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits, retire them, or in her case…work them off…so that you don’t get fat…because fat is gross…and I’d rather have small tits, than fat tits on a fat bitch…if you know what I mean..and you don’t because you’re into tits…any tit, all tits, TITS! So her tits shrinking must make you sad old timer…you’ll power through!

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2017

20

Feb

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

Paris Hilton is the worst…but she’s holding up pretty well. She must be pushing 40 by now, and still looks as thin, lean, fresh faced as she did when Rick Solomon jerked off on her at the end of their sex tape that put her on the map, that paved the way for trash like Kim K, who I assume Paris, the business machine, despite playing the retard, has probably got a percentage of…allowing her to basically retire, despite never actually having to work…she is a fucking HILTON….so that she can go DJ, or fuck DJs, or hang in Europe being luxurious for all the 30 year old girls who used to idolize her, and the younger girls coming into her from Simple Life Reruns…

As much as I hate on Paris Hilton, she was so much better for the shit that’s happened since her reign, that she paved the way for…she was terrible at the time, but it’s got so much worse, that her fame whoring is barely fame whoring, and that her fame whoring is almost endearing in her quest for fame…while all she was doing was cashing the fuck in while making fun of herself as all girls should if they have the chance…and that I guess all girls Are doing now that there is instagram!!

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2017

20

Feb

Elsa Hosk has a Nipple of the Day

In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk has a nipple…

In case you don’t know who Elsa Hosk is, that is…..because she used to be a titty model…sure it was titty for fashion…but still a titty model.

Now she’s a victoria’s Secret model….who has a nipple…they frown upon models who don’t have nipples…those prejudice assholes with their NO NIPPLE SHAMING….

In case you don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is,….you don’t need to know, it’s some aggressively marketed mall brand shit, that really stupid people buy into and think is quality because the models they use are built up to be “celebrities” and thus important making the brand important…

I’m just glad they haven’t officially used fat chicks yet…but we know it’s coming….

She’s pretty hot though – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Feb

Raquel Zimmermann’s Nipple in a Magazine of the Day

Raquel Zimmermann is a Brazilian model… and doesn’t look very Brazilian, because if I wanted a Brazilian model, I’d want her to have a little more ABO in her…you know some fucking ethnicity…not this GERMAN looking, descendent of HITLER who defected to South America with all his other Nazis after the second world war…..

She’s over 30 , which I guess means she’s dead and communicating with us through Ouija board, and by Ouija board I mean tit pics, because tit pics, bring any tired slag back to life, even if her tits aren’t that great, especially when those tits are model tits, because I guess 31 isn’t too old for it to be weird to look at, before being so old that it is ok to look at…I guess it’s one of those as long as she doesn’t have kids she can carry herself into her 40s gracefully, if taking nude pics is considered graceful, which to me it is, even if it is low level, attention seeking and TRASHY…..but it’s the only thing I am into these days, or any days, or ever….and I assume that’s how everyone feels based on INSTAGRAM feeeds…..

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, She’s been in a Lady Gaga Video…and now she’s naked…WHAT CAN’t She Do…

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2017

20

Feb

Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posing erotic for a magazine like she’s some fucking model is a joke.

I realize that Kylie Jenner gets paid to pose for a magazine like she’s some fucking model…and often times it is an insane amount of money to pose like some fucking model…even though she’s a chubby, plastic surgery ridden monster….

I cannot accept her, or really any of these instagram girls posing in duck face, to give the illusion that they are hot, or fuckable, when we live in a world where every girl is fuckable, so long as they have a vagina…and even when they don’t have a vagina…they are fuckable…you just AIM FOR THE ANUS or mouth…

It’s like this nonsense, how do they keep a straight face, all being dramatic…like people actually give a fuck to see her like this…and the sick thing is that people actually want to see her like this….or really do anything because they are groupies or retards who buy into marketing.

So I guess it’s better when KYLIE does these poses, like she’s some fucking model, than some girl down the street who looks like KYLIE because she watched the make-up tutorial on YOUTUBE with 100,000,000 views on how to get KYLIE JENNER clown face…but not really, because the followers are always more entertaining than the person they are following, like Kim Kardashian is better than this weird clown they pretend the TRANNY is the father of, but we all know that she is KIM’s first attempt at fame for 16 and pregnant, where she didn’t make the cut…and instead of throwing this trash in the dumpster outside PROM….(as if KIM graduated high school)…the mom cultivated her into some money making machine…who she sold off to some 30 year old black guy when she was 15, because she was too busy to take her on herself….

I have no idea what is being promoted for this “fashion shoot”…like she’s some fucking model…but I am sure it’s something, these bitches are always selling something…and they are the worst…..but you’ll still jerk off to them…because you’re weird…

Watch this video – it’s fucking freaking me out….what is this thing….this puppet master….take it out back and shoot it…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day

I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do..

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2017

20

Feb

Bianca Balti in a Towel of the Day

Mario Testino is an overrated fashion photographer….he does a series with every woman he shoots for fashion of them in their shower, you know because he gets in there nice and intimate with them, and he’s been around such a long time that the newcomers to the game just participate in his shit…

Bianca Balti is not a newcomer at all…she’s an Italian….but more importantly…she’s 32 years old..which is 100 in model years…but more importantly she’s got a daughter – or two daughters with two different men, I guess the first one wasn’t rich enough…..but a mom of two in all women years makes her vagina 100 years old…

But luckily that doesn’t stop us men from wanting to fuck it, you know there’s dudes out there fucking 1000 year old women who aren’t rich hot models I call 100 years old because they’ve shat our children and are in their 30s…

I’m talking leathery, saggy skin, falling apart…half dead 100 year olds…who smell like mothballs…wso I guess this towel pic isn’t a bad thing to everyone…

Here’s her mom ass for some clothing brand…and it’s good…

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2017

20

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pics from December Re-Released of the Day

Joanna Krupa is the worst…I just hate these low level trashy bitches who are hot, and managed to get through life being hot, but never actually accomplishing much…

She’s an instagram model – pre instagram…because she’s fucking old…and back there it was about getting into the Glamour Market circuit, finding that angle, and milking it as hard as you can until a rich guy sweeps you up – who you met at some promo event…

In her case that rich guy came in when she was 35….offered her some huge TV show…and the rest is reality show history….

Now she’s finally off TV, no one gives a fuck about her, so she’s gone to getting naked, it’s some pre-40, still looks good cuz she’s Eastern European born, but American raised after sneaking into the country at 2 years old…and I guess like a cockroach, she’s just trying to navigate this shit to get whatever she can in before it’s too late…which for most girls…it’d be too late…since she’s old…but I guess she’s kept thin and her fake tits look good so that’s what counts…

This is a shoot from December, they are missing important pussy pics, but we can deal with full naked attention seeking…I believe in our abilities….to do that…it’s the reason this girl still exists…and hasn’t been forgotten…

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