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2017

07

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Aging Booty of the Day

I wish I wondered what Ashley Tisdale is up to – besides living off that High School Musical money and celebrity…but I don’t actually are…

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale interesting in any way, she’s actually just a reminder of the media creating hype around a lie…and I have spent years calling her out for being a lie…because when she was part of Disney they convinced people she was hot, she even won teen choice award for being hot, and I know Disney hired out a call center in India to cast votes for her…because she’s not that hot…

She did have a decent strategy of being fat as fuck, knowing that body is more important than face, and face..is something that she wasn’t graced with and something that her plastic surgeon couldn’t rally fix with the botched nosejob she got when she could afford to get it…she probably blamed a deviated septum…yeah..she’s one of those…

Well she’s in leggings, her fit ass is filling out, maybe she’s pregnant…or maybe she’s just old..but here she is and that must be important to someone….somewhere….since she’s a creepy celeb with creepy fans like that…

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2017

07

Mar

Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking…

Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped…

I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks…

I’ll post it anyway…

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2017

07

Mar

Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day

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Fashion Art…better known as FART….or F’Art….is so silly….when you take a girl who pretends to be a model and draw a flower over her nipple to make some kind of impactful statement…

This is like those white people who refer to people as THEY…not he or she…because less than 1 percent of the world are tranny and for that less than 1 percent we should abolish men / women / gender…makes sense…

So much sense that when they do their shoots….they are equally dumb as fuck…like this model named Marina, who doesn’t want to put her name on it…because it’s just that stupid she does want her high school friends googling her to see what she’s been up to – or what her boyfriend tricked her into doing…

Posted in:Marina|Photos

2017

07

Mar

Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

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Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter…

So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit.

ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs…

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2017

07

Mar

Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

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I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great…

So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science…

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2017

07

Mar

Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

A lie, that is terrible to look at, I find her disgusting, but who fucks connected black guys to exist and get ahead…since they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they seek it out, they fattest white ass they can find to aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, because if you’ve ever been on a flight to an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica you’ll see all the knocking up of white woman by black men that happens…

I figure her weird ass shake in NEGATIVE to block out her sloppy is a good way to start the day…even if it’s fucking terrible to look at…it’s still a big ass shaking and that’s ok for me….

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW|Videos

2017

07

Mar

Unhappy Groom Marries Rich Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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LAPD Shoot a Homeless Guy

Bus Descent of the Day

Smoking Dead Man in Coffin…

Just a Man Robbing a Woman with a Knife

Failed Suicide by Truck Attempt…

Drunk Guy Breaks a Girl’s Leg..WTF

Woman Fight in traffic

Rapist Attemting Rape Footage Caught on Camera…

Road Rage of the Day

Woman Tries to Shoot a Drone

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Mar

The Cultural Video Instagram Deleted Off My Account of the Day

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I posted this video that was shot in an African village. It is of a farmer or farm hadn trying to cultivate more milk out of the cow. Apparently the primitive, or brilliant method they use is Blowing in the cow’s ass. It’s a fascinating feat of man, especially when he wipes the cow’s asshole off with its tail and goes back in for more.

Now I am not surprised, I have been deleted and blocked off instagram over and over and over again, and part of the reason I don’t use social media is because I have been deleted off every platform, over and over again making it impossible to build out…

But when your video is national geographic quality – anthropology – sociology – culturally rich….while EVERYONE from the kardashians to local whores are posting nudes…it becomes a bigger issue…

I should sue…..but it was a stolen video anyway….I just figured I’d post it.

Posted in:Instagram|SFW|Videos

2017

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I may have inspired a dude I met at a bar to murder his wife/ baby momma, and I don’t feel as bad as I should…

He was whining about how his baby momma kicked him out of a house he owns…and I told him to sort that one out – cuz she’s probably banging other dudes in his bed…or will be soon and you can’t have that,…

Wrong thing to say…He stormed out saying “I’m gonna kill a bitch”…

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Nicki Minah Pulled Out Tits…..
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Braless Chrissy Teigen Big Tits Exploiting Postpartum Depression Because it’s a good Angle…
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Ambulance Siren Plays Final Countdown
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Throwing a Magnet in a Copper Pipe is Trippy as Fuck
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Charlotte McKinney at Prom
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Adele is Married – No Idea Why that’s News…..
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Ariana Grande Creepy in New Beauty and the beast Video…
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Christina Milian Big Mom Tits….
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Emma Watson Defends Her “topless pic”
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The Blue Whale game is Amazing
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Bethenny Frenkel Bikini
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Idris Elba Eating a Hot Dog
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Russell Brand Eating Spicy Wings….
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2017

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I look at fat recently engaged couples talking on the phone to their relatives about how they just got engaged..where everyone is all smiles like they just god an all you can eat meal for free…you know real fucking happy….because love is a beautiful thing, especially when you find your food soul mate who you can spend the rest of your short due to diabetes life with…..and all I can think is – how the fuck do they fuck with all that Belly….and then I look down at myself…and see that I am also all belly….

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Katy Perry – Erotic Haircut
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Emma Watson Talks About her Boobs
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Kendall Jenner- Braless
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Christina Milian – Big Tits
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Imbala Gets T-Boned
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Miley Cyrus SIster Noah’s Cameltoe
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Ashley Graham Fat Bathing Suit ass
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The Bachelor Star in a Skimpy Bikini
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Truck Pushed Over the Limit
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Truck Crash
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John Legend Beauty and the Beast with Ariana Grande Garbage
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Dead Singer from the 90s
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Deadpool 2- Teaser
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey’s Huge TITS AT the basketball Game
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This 8 Million Dollar House is the Fruits of Scamming
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Woodworker Turns Wood into a Bowl – the Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio in the Parking Lot
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Emma Watson’s Beauty and the Beast Promo Tour
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Some Model named Anne De Paula
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Cat Helps Puppy Out of the Ditch
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50 Amazing Facts
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Gigi Hadid Nipple
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Kim Garner is Pretty Fucking Hot on Set of the DAy
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Nick Cannon’s America’s Got Talent Replacement May be a Wayans
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Golf Cart Shenanigans
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Weird Table Tennis Tutorial Video
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Gilmore Girls – Gets a Second Season
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SUV Biggie was Killed in – is For Sale
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Everyone at the Party – Fucked the Same Fat Whore
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Beer Tapping an Asshole…WHAT
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Flexible Pregnant Chick
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Big tit Skydiver Loses Consciousness
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Big Tits in Truck Stop Woman
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Tessa Fowler – Big Tits
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Amateur Sex Tape…Romantic…
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Sierra Leonne War Victim Porn.
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Don’t Do Inhalants
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Soccer Mom Dildos Herself at Soccer Practice Parking Lot
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Just Some Girl Being Naked
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Viola Bailey Outdoor Shower GIF – Amazing
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Gyspsies Locked in a Bin
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Fucking at the Bar
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Some Naked CHick
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Public Insertion at Home Depot….HOLE DEPOT….
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