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2017

01

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Boring Ass Amanda Seyfried….who’s most amazing work has been her naked in movies – polarizing the generic Disney bitch in her other non nude roles that got her paid….but in terms of her personal life – or paparazzi covered life….has been this pregnancy because we know she let a dude cum in her…a dude who I think was her costar and possibly married to someone else, thanks to being an actress and thus having no moral code or value system…just greedy, grabby seductive tits…because besides this pregnancy all her captured moments have been her on her period in sweat pants unshwered…hot to me, cuz I like homeless stink…but not so hot for a young starlet…

And really, her pregnant ass is pretty fucking lifeless, dull, uneventful and the only thing interesting is how a hot rich chick can make things so fucking irrelevant…and boring…and lifeless…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

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I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given..

Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit…

But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Cassie Ventura and Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray in a Bikini of the Day

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Cassie Ventura is Diddy’s long time girlfriend and she’s in Florida being a rich, hot, girl on Diddy Payroll….arguably someone he keeps around when not cheating on her all the time, but who the fuck cares, she’s got the good life, the life everyone fucking wants and all she has to do is baby him like the needy man child he is….Diddy is the worst…Cassie in a bikini though…not bad.

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Also in her bikini is – Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray is some WWF chick – married to some Hockey Player, relatively uninteresting…but existing in a a bikini and you know…sometimes some of these paparazzi staged bikini pics are all that fucking matter…in a world where nothing really matters…that’s saying alot…

I don’t fall for the cheesy WWF / WWE looking bitches, not even the hot ones, because they are so low level white trash…but she’s in a bikini and fit…in FLorida…looking like typical Florida…and not much wrogn with that.

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Posted in:Cassie Ventura|Kelly Kelly|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really….

That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant…

But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina…

I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible…

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Oh God…Emma Stone and Brie Larson Hugging Out Like Emotionally Unstable Cunts Passing off The Torch of the Day

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Actors are such self involved cunts – who think what they do is so important – and who think winning an Oscar is some status symbol – because their heads are up their narcissistic asses, and this is the dream they are living, most undeserving of the dream they are living, but definitely annoying and overpaid in the dream they are living, because it takes a certain kind of narcissist, especially when not cute, to audition, perform and do the shit they do….but I don’t bye it, I can’t buy into it. It’s all so fucking bullshit, they are actors, lying to us…so Brie Larson passing the torch of Best Actress, to Emma Stone who isn’t the best actress but won best actress…is just so pretentious and silly…but it went viral as people want to believe in this Hollywood lie…

I just wish a bus drove through, or natural disaster happened at this moment of a lie….it’d make their lie of a friendship have a little more dramatic / action and adventure…instead it’s just emotionally unstable overpaid people…..who have no real identity for themselves, but who get lost in the characters they play…the worst…

This is so fucking bullshit, you know they are such egos and hate on each other, talk shit on each other, compete for jobs against each other, in their small exclusive bullshit club – but for the cameras let’s pretend we care….

BRIE LARSON IS PRETENDING TO BE A HOT AND SEDUCTIVE GIRL WITH TITS IN A PUSH UP BRA AT HER FIRST BLOCKBUSTER EVER CUZ SHE’S MADE IT….GOOD HUSTLE…

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Posted in:Brie Larson|Emma Stone|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Ariel Winter Laying in Bed of the Day

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Fat people like Ariel Winter, the little roast ham from TV, who people jerked off to when she was underage because she had massive, hormonally fucked up thanks to being sold off to the entertainment industry by her parents, you know like kids who are victims of abuse, getting their period at 4 years old or some shit, only the Hollywood, work hard and make the family money, we need it, we made you, and trained you for this…version…know that if she lays down and stretches as hard as she can, she can look less fat..

If you ever fuck a fat chick, she’ll do it on her back, so that you don’t see her belly hang over her vagina…..even though her tits are now surgically enhanced to be perky….despite everything else about her being a pile of slop….

But she’s on TV, people follow her, they care about her and her tits…and this is the shit she’s trying to seduce you with…

Here is her team that try to make her look as hot as they can, or as hot as she can be, but they aren’t fucking miracle workers bro..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Minka Kelly Tit at the Vet of the Day

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Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…who ultimately end up stripping too….sometimes in mom and daughter shows to get more money for the family…you know because family is importing…

So Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got cleavage at the vet…something you should masturbate to in pictures because if you do it at the vet…they’ll ask you to leave….making a really weird fetish…vet cleavage in a world where cleavage is something all girls do….or something you could jerk off to when you were 14….before internet porn made 14 year olds have gangbangs…

Posted in:Minka Kelly|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Charlie Newman and Julia Almendra of the Day

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I don’t know who Charlie Newman or Julia Almendra, but apparently they are models and this is some shoot for some fashion brand…that I am loving…

Not only are they hot, topless, in some amazing Euro setting, on some amazing Euro boat, but they aren’t overly posing, making me feel like some kind of pervert voyeur…because I am a pervert voyeur, but I never get to be a pervert voyeur anymore, thanks to the world being shitty, fabricated bullshit I can’t jerk off to…even the most “candid” or “honest” thing a girl puts out there is staged, designed, crafted, a facade…and sure I like all tits, all ways ,all day,..but something about this is just substantially better…

Posted in:Charlie Newman|Julia Almendra

2017

01

Mar

Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck….

But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going….

Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck…

Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Girls Playing Flute With Their Vaginas of the Day

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I’ve been sent a video of a Japanese girl playing flute or recorder if you want to get technical with her vagina, it’s from some Japanese TV show, where things that would offend America are normal, things that America couldn’t handle gets thrown into the mix like the maniacs they are…and I love it enough to want to be a Japanese TV producer, because I don’t like porn or want that, but I do like offending, trolling, and fucked up shit…so maybe that’s my calling…but in the meantime, I’ll just watch the clips…

Here a girl playing the Kazoo…

There must be more of this out there – I am bad at google / one’s enough..

Posted in:SFW|Videos