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2017

03

Feb

Mariah Carey Working Out in Fishnets of the Day

Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not because she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself because all narcissists need fans and support around them….

She entertains me because she’s rich as fuck, she doesn’t need all this attention, yet she’s fucking addicted to it….and in being addicted to it, she’s gone from potentially being a luxury product…to a shameless mess, falling apart at the seams, ghetto as fuck and perfect for some ratchet brawl on Worldstar…

She’s a fucking weirdo…and that’s what fame and money does to someone…but at least in a pre-internet era…we didn’t see any of this…however, I like all of this…so thank god for the internet, god bless the internet…and the American People…despite there being no god, that’s a distraction from how shitty life actually is…and a scapegoat to blame…

The truth is, she’s on some Kardashian kick…but not releasing sex tapes yet…it’ll come..and so will we…because it’s mariah carey.

She has a New Video

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2017

03

Feb

Jennifer Lopez, Topless Kate Moss, Jessica Chastian in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

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The highlight of J.Lo’s photoshoot for W Magazine’s old tired slut issue is that Kate Moss came out topless, or naked, bringing her tits back to the forefront of the world… where they belong…despite being old, tired, cocaine fueled…she still looks great…

As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer – we gotta love the scam….when it’s girls parading themselves around, sexualizing themselves, all for COMPENSATION…the way it’s been forever…as prostitution is the oldest of professions…yes…

Here are the W Magazine pics…

Kate Moss and a Trans in Women’s Panties….Hot…

And here’s J.Lo cleavage people are excited by because they are deep in the scam – and because J.LO Likes making everything about her…

To see her cleavage: J.Lo’s Cleavage CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|Jessica Chastain|Kate Moss

2017

03

Feb

Lauren Cohan in her Underwear for GQ Mexico of the Day

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I already posted on Lauren Cohan in this GQ Mexico shoot, because the wall hasn’t been built and American culture still trickles it’s way into their country…like they trickle into your country with the drug smugglers and toilet cleaners…at least according the Kelly Osbourne on The View…like CONDE NAST the owners of GQ are there and exploiting the locals for cheap staff and sale to people who still buy magazines…

BUT THERE ARE MORE….

I said I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – and about COHAN being the hot pussy on the show…and her being in panties in GQ MEXICO….is such a big deal…I won’t jerk off to it- but I am sure a lot of other people have…

Posted in:Lauren Cohan|SFW

2017

03

Feb

Crazy Mayo Woman of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Sexy Bitch on the Live Scorpian Eating Kick

Fed Up Drunk guy in the Hood

Moose Rescue

Koala VS Koala

This is DArk – Little Kid Killed While Peeing in the Street

Woman Thrown Out of a Carnival Ride

Cheating Husband of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone thinks I am a pervert – despite everyone being a pervert – because I ask girls for pics of themselves that they’ve never posted on social media to jerk off to – while other dudes just jerk off to their pics on social media and don’t tell them about it – which in a way is less awkward and even classier – but in another way totally creepy and psychotic because you don’t know what dudes in your life jerk off to you…

I am just open about my jerking off, not to mention I’m almost 50 years old, it’s not like my jerking of is really jerking off, it’s more grabbing my flacid dick until giving up…

On that note, here are some stepLINKS….

Catholic Priest Gets Punched
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot but She Does Mad Libs on the Worst Show Ever
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Random Movie and TV News
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Trump Bought Out his Wife’s Tell All
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Selena Weber Bikini
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Facts About Every State
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J.Lo Tits
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Taylor Swift Railroaded By Beyonce
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2017

02

Feb

stepLINkS of the Day

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I got attacked by three feminists today – and I didn’t even say anything all that bad..which is funny because I’ve spent 12 years trying to go viral in the feminist community – so that I get their traffic…increase my female readership…but they’ve just been ignoring me over and over..

The first feminist asked me if I was “serious”…or if my writing was serious…so I told her to go back to the kitchen – no one needs another retard on the internet…but her family needs to eat…only to find out she is 22 and only has cats and androgyny…

THE NEXT one was the best one….where she said “your skeevy sexist exploitative bullshit belongs in the dumpster..”….

TELL YOUR FRIENDS AT THE WOMEN’S MARCH I SAW PICS OF YOU AT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM…..

I need that….like you need stepLINKS…

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Matt McConaughey Says – Accept TRUMP Losers
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Elle Fanning – Hot Sports Bra
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Black Chyna Naked and Bodypait
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J.Lo Big Titty
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Gigi Hadid – Cleavage
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Happy Story of the Day – Boston Bombing Victim Marries Fireman who Saved Her
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Dog Gets Reuinited with Toy After 5 Years
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Angelina Jolie Spoke Out on Trump – LOL
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Old Lady in a Bikini
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Some Random Slut’s Nipples
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Creepy Kid Impersonates Taylor Swift…
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Martha Hunt Face in the Sand in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Cleavage
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Russell E.L.Butler Makes Cool Music.
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Lana Del Rey – TITS
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Kim Kardashian’s Whore Nipples
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Sara Underwood Never Stops
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Fat Actress Who is Famous Cuz Fat is In – Moved to LA with 81 Cents in her Bank and a Deep Throat…
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Hillary Clinton in NYC
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The Boston Dynamics Robot
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Facts for Every State…
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The Rest of Beyonce’s Pregnancy Erotica
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Rumer Willis – New Face
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I think Georgia May Jagger is Everything
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Bryanna Holly Model Trash in Denim
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Budweisers Pro Immigration COmmercial
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Kids Try Tea From Around the World
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Nicki Minaj – House was Robbed
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Hot Naked Skinny Chick Dancing Around in a Photo Studio and It is Amazing
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Naked Smiling Bitch
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Japanese girl Makes Cum Like Substance for her Cam Show..WeirD
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Voyeur Masturbation Video
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Dude Bitch Slaps a Dead dude at his Funeral
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Amber Rose – Disgusting
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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Dioni Tabbers – Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

02

Feb

Britney Spears Tit in Concert of the Day

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Apparently, this is the lovely Britney Spears pulling her tit out on stage in some feminist protest…maybe it is her safe word to let people know that she wants to escape by her captors…maybe she’s just so medicated she doesn’t realize her tit’s popping out…maybe she wants her tit to hit the media now that she’s feeling hot and fit – because despite being an old mom – she’s been doing her fitness and looks good on her stage show…or maybe she’s just given the world all of her, where she’s just a shell of a human, with no soul just a body or conduit to perform like a dancing money to make everyone around her money she can’t enjoy because she’s still under conservatorship…or maybe it doesn’t matter, and it’s a basic, simple, enjoyable pleasure…that I am glad happened…maybe.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

02

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Underwear Dance Video of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is in Poland, where she’s managed to establish a career, despite escaping the communist country 40 years ago when she was 5 with her intellectual parents….who must be proud their baby girl became a sugar baby prostitute – the American Dream they read about in contraband magazines….

AND SHE MADE A THIRSTY FAMEWHORING DANCING VIDEO ALL BY HERSELF – GOOD JOB KRUPA!!!

So thanks to speaking the language and not getting paid to actually work in America, she’s found work in Poland, and she did years ago, where they can pretend she’s a big deal because what other Polish born people are famous in the USA….probably not many…sure all the Jews who run entertainment are technically from there…but that doesn’t count as they are all second or third generation so far removed…and the closest thing they get to Poland is fucking girls like Joanna Krupa when casting her for dancing with the stars…while this one…milks any angle she can like she milks the cock that pays her…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

02

Feb

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid are Cunts of the Day

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604,000 people watched a video of Gigi Hadid and Taylor Swift listening to Taylor Swift music….

So Taylor Swift listens to her own songs and thinks “shit I’m awesome, I’m going to make a lot of money”…

Most people don’t even like listening to their own voices, most actors don’t even watch their own movies, yet Taylor Swift is like – Look at me in a car getting down to my own shit – like a bitch who masturbates in the fucking mirror….or who takes selfies of themselves while you fuck them….

Which reminds me of a girl I once had in my rental car masturbating, she knows who she is….she was masturbating to pics of herself – what the fuck..

So the video is called “First Time Hearing My Bullshit Scam Song on the Radio with My BFF who together we Leech off each other Hadid”….and I get great satisfaction knowing I know a girl who fucked the One Direction dude while dating this hadid Cunt…who I’m not even going to go in on – waste of time…

If they are gonna jerk each other off, or really jerk Taylor Swift off for the feature in the youtube video – at least squirt in each other’s whore faces.

Here’s Taylor Swift, the tyrant and she is performing…I can’t imagine how fucking annoying she would be to be around….I can’t wait for her to develop a serious drug addiction and die.

TO SEE A CREEPY VIDEO OF A CHILD IMPERSONATING DEVIL WOMAN SWIFT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW|Taylor Swift

2017

02

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood “Tit Slip” of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood had a strategic fake titty slip – in her mission to produce the most landscape photos with a 33 year old glamour model in them….without getting totally naked because despite being a Playboy Playmate who’s pussy you can see online – who has fucked Ryan Seacrest, who is the reason she got big fake tits, he loves that shit – true story, he’s offered girls I know tits….she was on TV replacing Olivia Munn who went famous, so she has an image to uphold and unfortunately that’s why this one went to instagram…..where she doesn’t really do nudity…but still has a rockin’ body and that’s really all it’s about…the rocking body.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood