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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2017

Feb

Britney Spears Tit in Concert of the Day

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Apparently, this is the lovely Britney Spears pulling her tit out on stage in some feminist protest…maybe it is her safe word to let people know that she wants to escape by her captors…maybe she’s just so medicated she doesn’t realize her tit’s popping out…maybe she wants her tit to hit the media now that she’s feeling hot and fit – because despite being an old mom – she’s been doing her fitness and looks good on her stage show…or maybe she’s just given the world all of her, where she’s just a shell of a human, with no soul just a body or conduit to perform like a dancing money to make everyone around her money she can’t enjoy because she’s still under conservatorship…or maybe it doesn’t matter, and it’s a basic, simple, enjoyable pleasure…that I am glad happened…maybe.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Underwear Dance Video of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is in Poland, where she’s managed to establish a career, despite escaping the communist country 40 years ago when she was 5 with her intellectual parents….who must be proud their baby girl became a sugar baby prostitute – the American Dream they read about in contraband magazines….

AND SHE MADE A THIRSTY FAMEWHORING DANCING VIDEO ALL BY HERSELF – GOOD JOB KRUPA!!!

So thanks to speaking the language and not getting paid to actually work in America, she’s found work in Poland, and she did years ago, where they can pretend she’s a big deal because what other Polish born people are famous in the USA….probably not many…sure all the Jews who run entertainment are technically from there…but that doesn’t count as they are all second or third generation so far removed…and the closest thing they get to Poland is fucking girls like Joanna Krupa when casting her for dancing with the stars…while this one…milks any angle she can like she milks the cock that pays her…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

Feb

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid are Cunts of the Day

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604,000 people watched a video of Gigi Hadid and Taylor Swift listening to Taylor Swift music….

So Taylor Swift listens to her own songs and thinks “shit I’m awesome, I’m going to make a lot of money”…

Most people don’t even like listening to their own voices, most actors don’t even watch their own movies, yet Taylor Swift is like – Look at me in a car getting down to my own shit – like a bitch who masturbates in the fucking mirror….or who takes selfies of themselves while you fuck them….

Which reminds me of a girl I once had in my rental car masturbating, she knows who she is….she was masturbating to pics of herself – what the fuck..

So the video is called “First Time Hearing My Bullshit Scam Song on the Radio with My BFF who together we Leech off each other Hadid”….and I get great satisfaction knowing I know a girl who fucked the One Direction dude while dating this hadid Cunt…who I’m not even going to go in on – waste of time…

If they are gonna jerk each other off, or really jerk Taylor Swift off for the feature in the youtube video – at least squirt in each other’s whore faces.

Here’s Taylor Swift, the tyrant and she is performing…I can’t imagine how fucking annoying she would be to be around….I can’t wait for her to develop a serious drug addiction and die.

TO SEE A CREEPY VIDEO OF A CHILD IMPERSONATING DEVIL WOMAN SWIFT CLICK HERE

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2017

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood “Tit Slip” of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood had a strategic fake titty slip – in her mission to produce the most landscape photos with a 33 year old glamour model in them….without getting totally naked because despite being a Playboy Playmate who’s pussy you can see online – who has fucked Ryan Seacrest, who is the reason she got big fake tits, he loves that shit – true story, he’s offered girls I know tits….she was on TV replacing Olivia Munn who went famous, so she has an image to uphold and unfortunately that’s why this one went to instagram…..where she doesn’t really do nudity…but still has a rockin’ body and that’s really all it’s about…the rocking body.

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2017

Feb

Margot Robbie Figure Skating Porn of the Day

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I don’t find Margot Robbie hot. I know people think I am crazy, but I can’t see past that she’s clearly a big girl and we hate big girls, but more importantly, I can’t see past the fact that one sex scene in a Scorcese movie with Leo has given her this ridiculous career…all while being Australian…this isn’t making America Great again…and sure she’s not a Muslim stealing your jobs, she’s a rich and famous overpaid, married cunt…but she’s probably a bigger terrorist than most of the people detained at the borders and sent home…because everything she represents…is just the fucking worst. It’s going to make girls think they too can be naked in a move and have all the producers think “shit we need a girl to overpay to keep budgets high, let it be her”…

That said, she’s playing Tonya Harding in what we can assume is her attempt to win the Oscar, you know it’s a real relevant story…20 years ago…made for the Hallmark Channel and not the big screen, but whatever, Hollywood is lost and doing it.

THAT SAID, I am a Canadian who lived before the internet, and was forced to jerk off to televised Figure Skating on one of the two channels I got…because we didn’t have the internet porn and needed something and these dancing on ice angels shake their panty wearing asses enough for a pervert like me to take advantage…so for the other figure skating fetishists…here’s some Margot Robbie…skating…shaking that big ass of hers…

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2017

Feb

The Rest of the Self Absorbed, Narcissist Naked Beyonce Pregnancy Shoot of the Day

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The problem in our society is that cunts like Beyonce are celebrated as gods, as moral leaders, as the people all these other people they have brain washed and marketed themselves to in a scamming money making scheme that works…because everything about Beyonce is fucking terrible, garbage, negative, self indulgent, spoiled brat narcissist…who goes so far as to stage cheesy pregnancy photoshoots – because she either knows the world will eat it up and talk about it – and she can sell some songs…are keep people thinking about her while she’s gone to be a MOM and pregnant breeding farm animal with a litter of pieces of shit inside her…I hate beyonce…

This is like a stripper coming back to the club for one weekend of pure pregnancy lab dances for her regulars, you know a cash in, a give them a taste of her pregnancy, because they’ll like it, as lonely men they fantasize about knocking a bitch up….not that strippers really leave when pregnant – they need the money for their meth…

So this is worse than a stripper…working through her pregnancy because she needs the money – because BEYONCE has the fucking money – enough money to shut the fuck up and disappear…but instead – she still brings in as people call her the QUEEN and she channels Jesus’ crown of thornes…what the fuck…

If there was a god, he would have drowned this demon in the underwater portion of the shoot..I mean him or Jay Z jus to shut this garbage up..

The worst….but probably better than when she starts stage parenting all these spawns of hers…that’ll be the actual worst…

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2017

Feb

Dude Finds a Guy Fucking His Daughter and Makes Him Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Girl VS a Car…because Girls are Crazy

Model Eater Crushes 4000 Calorie Burger

Naked on Escalator

Lesbian Prankster Fail – Damn Lesbians – I Didn’t Know they Knew How to Laugh

Man Drinks a Drink That Makes Him Jump

Zebra VS Zookeeper – GOOD

Bald Eagle Tries to Kill Himself because America

Tiny Hands – Massive TWAT on CNN

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not a Trump supporter – but I am not American so that makes total sense. Not to mention he was a clown from Reality TV I’ve seen in the media for so many years and that I can’t take seriously. But that has nothing to do with politics. That has to do with him being a clown from Reality TV.

I am definitely not a far left, social justice warrior, extreme feminist, although I like to tell feminists I am to have sex with them, because from my experience, and apparently the experience of Berkley last night, I’ve seen these people are flimsy at best in their political theory, passionate sure, loud and annoying like vegans, only they are vegans who have been raped….they throw tantrums, break shit, are “activists” making noise…yet they are all inconsistent as fuck…proven in that they couldn’t rally their troops to not vote trump, and by the fact that they yell at you and terrorize you if you don’t agree with their safe space, trigger warning, fluffy pussy opinion….which to a logical person would be contrary to their fight for inclusion because we are all ONE people…the HUMAN people…

It’s just hilarious how dumb they are not to realize how useless, inconsistent and flimsy their opinions are.

The reason this affects me is because I’ve spent my internet career not getting ad deals because of these people thinking I am a misogynist…the same people who are taking slutty selfies and fucking dudes for money because it’s empowering…

So I don’t see why we’re all complaining about the nuclear war…or a human reset. It’s time….you fucking pussies…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning….

Double Black Flip
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In Case You Missed it – Watch KEKE PALMER
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Immigrant model ass
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This is Travis Barker’s House
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Kate Bosworth is Everything
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Sara Jean Underwood’s TITS in Hawaii
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John Lennon and Yoko Ono Movie Being Made – John Lennon to be Played by John Legend and Yoko Ono by Chrissy Teigen
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Oh Shit- Super Coffee Strains
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10 Reasons to Bang Women In Menopause
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2017

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I jerk off in public…girls just get me so fired up and I love the danger…I’ve been arrested 10 times…but I’ve always gotten off…much to the cops dismay…you know…something to do with AIDS or some shit…

Yes..bad comedy…I know…but I blame the internet and social media to creating a hot bed of bad comedy…as everyone I know slowly morphs into a bro…

Some of the weirdest shit I see in a day are in webcam porn site pop up ads….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Keke Palmer Flashes the Paparazzi
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Scott Disick Cuddling Some New Blonde Sugar Baby – Because All Things Kardashian are Fake
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Hella Bella Hadid and her Broken Down Face
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Nicole Kidman Playing Ma Aquaman
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Pregnant Natalie Portman Erotica
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10 Reasons to Bang Women in Menopause
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Double Backflip on a Snowmobile
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Looking Down J.Lo’s Blouse – Only to Find – Tits
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Ashley James Nipple
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Christ Brown Admits He’s a Stalker
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Beyonce Pregnant with Twins
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Butt Shot
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Playing a Bass Solo on a Gun Bass
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Construction Workers Play Wheelbarrow
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Baby Makes a Great Escape
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Joanna Krupa Old in Poland Milking Her Heritage Cuz They Still Pay Her … in Cabbage…But They Still Pay her
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Johnny Depp SPends 2 Million Dollars a Month – 30k on Wine…Interesting…
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How to Film “THOUGHT” for Your Selfie Porn…
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Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret
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Progression of BMX in Cuba
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Ariel Winter Busting Out on Social Media
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YO – the Home Sperm Test – couples trying to get pregnant – and not bros having sperm
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Sara Sampaio – Catalog Lingerie
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Cyclist Clings Concrete Railing
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Some Tamron Hall is Done with NBC News
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Check Out The Crazy Beer Taps from the Tap Handle Makers
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Gabrielle Caunesil is Some Hot Model
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Selena Weber in Miami
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More Scott Disick in Bikinis
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Go Pro on a Sword
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Drake and Nicki Minaj Together Forever
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Oh Shit – Super Coffee Strains Are on the Way
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Big Fucking Tits
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Hot Naked Chick
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Big Tits – Wet Pussy
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Girl Shows Off Hot Body
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Vagina Talent….
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Big tits Blue Hair
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The Girl Who Masturbates Behind her Mom’s Back
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Tits in a Red Top
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a Lithuanian model – which is code for prostitute….who has some benefits like American work visas and lots and lots of money for her tall and skinny body…

She got famous with her tits, for her tits, and has shown her tits and has been a titty for fashion kind of girl and a Victoria’s Secret model and at 28…she still exists…and may be in St Barth, probably working for Victoria’s Secret, the tropical land of the french women who show their tits on the beach…because that’s how they bikini…and Edita is showing her tits – tits we’ve seen before – because she’s a titty for fashion model which would make her tits on the beach less interesting…but compared to her friend she’s the best thing ever…because she’s the good on in the picture…but tits are never not interesting…

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