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2017

01

Feb

Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day

I guess this is news to someone..somewhere…out there…because Bella Thorne despite looking 40, while being 19…after a year of being real fucking slutty on social media that with the help of being on TV really made her and her career pop, as followers are everything….and followers are something a lot of these hot young girls have…that I don’t really understand why they have them…but at least in Bella Thorne’s case..she’s on TV…a dying stamp of approval but a stamp of approval none the less…

I spent the last 5 minutes googling how to download a snapchat she posted screaming at her sister while dancing and bouncing up and down….and came up with nothing…but downloading instagram stories…I got that shit locked…

Unfortunately, like most girls, her snap is more perverted, her insta more corporate, who knows why the porn lives on snapchat – but it does…..so I screenshotted it to shit:

I don’t know why I am compelled to post videos of Bella Thorne talking about her tits, but I guess I’m a sucker for tits, big tits, and girls talking about their tits…especially when they are pop culture relevant…rather than just some tired hooker at the dive bar I drink at…it makes me feel more connected….

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2017

01

Feb

Beyonce’s Pregnancy Panty Erotica Announcement of the Day

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I guess Beyonce doesn’t let her man sticking his dick in other bitches get in the way of him sticking his dick in her….as she just announced she’s pregnant in some creepy high concept fashion photo in lingerie while pregnant erotica you can jerk off to – if you’re into that kind of thing…

Obviously bitch needs to make a spectacle or production about the whole thing….

I don’t see how this is big news, or why Beyonce is the icon that she is, makes no sense to me, but while pushing 40, it’s pre-menopausal time to not have an only child….and at least she can go back to being fat old mom – rather than the attempt at tight body seductress she did after her last pregnancy…something that made no sense to me…it’s like take your 500 million or more and be fucking lazy or a mom…..you’ve proved all their is to prove…you self indulgent…cum filled to not baby filled cunt…

The worst ego ever…but at least she has the decency to cover her head.

They say it’s twins, but I think it’s constipation from a whole lot of Popeye’s chicken…she’ll shit out and be forced to buy some black babies from the ghetto to perpetuate her weight gain lie…

We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters

I’m still waiting for the Taylor Swift pregnancy announcement – after hearing she was pregnant a year ago…but I guess that ended in abortion….something that we wish would happened to Beyonce all those years ago…

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2017

01

Feb

Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day

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Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk…

But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next….

Hey Ma Carina….

The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

01

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy

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Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits…

She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness

But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown…

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2017

01

Feb

Kris Jenner Getting a Creepy Massage from her Boyfriend Of the Day

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I don’t follow the devil family – at least if I don’t have to – because they are the fucking worst…

But while the Jenner dad is becoming a mom thanks to years of emasculation, and jealousy of all the attention the girls get, while he’s supposed to be the celebrated one…he’s the Olympian….

The mom, at 100 years old, but age doesn’t matter for demons, they fucking live forever, has found this dude named Corey Gamble, who is 33 and who rails the fuck out of her like some sort of houseboy, rentboy, hired hand…because she’s calculating, has more money than god, and has finally let black cock in her since OJ…..

Kylie Jenner posted this snapchat of him rubbing the mom’s feet, at first I assumed it was Kylie’s feet and I just haven’t seen such a well behaved because he gets paid bitch…willing to fuck an old lady…probably really fucking violently because she’s this power hungry freak who needs to be mistreated to get off….the mail sugar baby…not trying to screw shit up…and it is fascinating…but not as fascinating as Kris Jenner’s feet.

Creepy shit…

Here’s Kylie Being a Whore to compensate for the black lives matter movement happening in the entire family’s cunt…cunt that eats pants that are too damn small for her…because that’s how she makes it all work…

Here she is in Costa Rica doing a fake photoshoot for bullshit

Here’s Kendall’s nipple for instagram….because why the fuck not…

How about some Kourtney Kardashian mom ass that has been brazilian lifted getting extra support from a balcony to give her the booty shape she thinks is hot…a fucking balcony…is a lot of support…

Garbage humans…that I would argue aren’t human…

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2017

01

Feb

Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant…….

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives…

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2017

01

Feb

Toni Garrn SEE Through Top of the Day

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I wonder if this is the face Toni Garrn made when LEONARDO DICAPRIO – Her boyfriend for a minute, who was obviously fucking other girls during that minute, because none of these dudes commit to these models, and if they are famous and rich enough, these models put their dignity and self worth aside, to ensure they get as much press as they can for fucking LEONARDO DICAPRIO – even if AIDS (not a death sentence) come with his cum….

She’s showing her model nipple at a fashion party – because she’s a fashion model – and the whole thing isn’t a new concept – we’ve all seen her nipple – I’ve posted it before – you can google it…but I’m not going to bother…I like to pretend it’s the first time…like it was her first time putting herself out there…despite the story her likely herpes tell…you know that’s she’s been there and done that…

But in my defence, everytime I eat out a prostitute I am a mind over matter kind of guy, who delusional sure, but very good at tricking myself into think that sour taste is just her natural crack whore fluids…and not 6 – 10 other dudes’ cum…dripping down my damn face..

I mean what kind of guy goes down on a street hooker…a pretty terrible one..but the nice thing is there’s a lot of similarities between these million dollar models and street hookers so I feel like I can relate to their kind while staring at their slutty outfits…

GOOD TIMES….

Oh…and she’s German…so she must be loving this Neo Nazi approach to American politics….that and being shit on…Germans fucking love being shit on…on and Jews…love the jews…

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2017

01

Feb

Tanya Mityushina’s Strategic Nipple for her Big Break at the John Wick Premiere of the Day

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This happened the other day, but I didn’t bother posting it. It’s not that I don’t like models who’s tits I’m sure I’ve already seen – or that I don’t like Russian in this Putin friendly regime…I think Russian women are some of the hottest, darkest, soulless, most terrifying, calculated, manipulative sex workers around. They have a goal and they get it done….just look at how they’ve handled the olympics all these years…you can thank communism…

I just only have so much time in the day to put up pics of sluts, models, or otherwise trying to get attention, noticed, to increase their profile and social media following, so that their already interesting career – because she’s done some work for VS and SI…can go to a bigger and better place…

I like when girls are out there pulling their tit out at a movie premiere…or really anywhere – whether to get notied, or otherwise…and I like this Tanya Mityushina spy…

HOWEVER, I don’t believe she’s only 23…she looks 45…a hot 45 but still 45…where’s the birth certificate COMMIE BASTARD which is really what this about, and not that Keanu Reeves has another movie coming out – despite being Keanu Reeves…or maybe it’s about the tit…and how perky it is…is it real…is it fake…does it matter…the world has bigger issues like posting your political opinion on Facebook.

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THERE WAS ANOTHER LOW LEVEL FAME WHORE BRINGING THE PUSSY TO THE PARTY – NAKED KAT DEL TORO AND SHE HAS CLEAVAGE THAT DOESN’T GET IT’S OWN POST – GOOD JOB RECRUITING / SEDUCING / LINING UP / SLAYING / ROUNDING UP – WHAT IS THE WORD FOR A DUDE WHO PICKS UP TONS OF CHICKS – KEANU – FAME HAS THAT AFFECT ON WOMEN…

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2017

01

Feb

Celine Bouly Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Celine Bouly and her small model tits made an appearance in some magazine that’s trying to make their images look vintage and amazing, shot on film because that’s real art and trendy, and it makes the shameless titty nudity, despite the small tits, and the fact that she’s from france seem more authentic, high concept and not shameless titty nipple at all..

I don’t know who the fuck Celine Bouly is, but I don’t like snakes…but I do like tits…even French tits that are from France and thus considered a “shirt”….