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2017

27

Jan

Charlotte McKinney Still Has Tits and is in Ocean Drive of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney had a little scare the other day – I guess she was wearing some kind of sports bra – or ace bandage tranny women or lesbians trying to live as men or not as women – gender bending – we are all one gender – no gender – because gender is a social construct of society – so they wrap their tits with so that they can feel more manly….

You can see those pics of a Less busty McKinney HERE

BUT DON’T WORRY 1% of internet population who knows who Charlotte McKinney is…including Charlotte’s family, her rich guys she has sex with, and herself….she’s still got the only thing that makes her matter in this world…not that she matters that much…THEM TITS….and she wants you to know, but posting a tit pic – as a “I ate too much my pants broke” pic…which also doubles as her pants are undone and ready to be pulled off…also a fetish…when the hard nips are in the pics…and we should thank her…not for it being some miracle, there are great tits out there on other bitches, but for cropping out her horse face….

A horse face you can see in this OCEAN DRIVE magazine, looking like some 40 year old trashy florida Housewife making a cheesy castle with her husbands money, because bitch can live in Malibu, but she’s still Florida rich…and Florida rich is like stripper rich…not all that classy…

It’s interesting that she’s attempted to fix her face with her fillers, make-up, whatever…not too sure how effective that is because all I see is a clown-like – farm animal…with great big tits…

If you haven’t got enough Charlotte McKinney – CHECK OUT THE CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY TAKEOVER ON THE stepFORUM or as the crew call it DSF SOMEONE WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS (MadamMeow)….got artistic on EVERY SINGLE CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY POST EVER …..

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2017

27

Jan

Bella Hadid in her Porn Stance of the Day

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Everyone knows that when a girl is on the floor looking up at the camera – she’s trying to be a seductive little minx, giving the illusion that she’s about to suck your dick, or about to be victimized by your cock, like you’re living in some POV porno shoot, that she is very well versed in because she’s under the age of 30 and has grown up on porn, coupled with being a rich kid, and all rich kids are fucking weird both in personality and sexually, filling the void through their vagina, whether from famous Canadian rappers or whoever the fuck else is around, and she knows what she’s doing…it’s pretty fucking clear…she’s learned from the best…in porn.

I like that she’s added a little DEWY face to her face – to really bring the – I just came on her face fantasy home…

Play this off as innocent, I see it as tactical and manipulative…because some people manipulate to get the most out of life, to get what they feel they deserve, while other undeserving, but luckily placed manipulate to get likes…and male attention…

In the event you haven’t been paying attention – this dress is the dress she wore a few days ago…and it’s see through…she’s got this classy hooker thing down…and she should…her mom was one…

She’s not even hot – but whatever – let her shine…

She’s in Paris Fashion Week – Because she’s a model…and here she is walking in a see through dress…

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2017

27

Jan

Britney SPears Pussy Shot of the Day

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Britney SPears is like any other instagram model, only actually famous, successful and rich beyond just being some half naked girl who gets cocky in her fitness and posts pics of her flat mom stomach, or her hip bones popping out so you can see some late 90s cross tattoos over her pussy like she’s some kind of biker slut, who is trashy enough to be a biker slut, but who is Britney Fucking Spears…American’s sweetheart before TRUMP made it a law that you can only jerk off to his daughter or wife…no other American women are worthy of being jerked off to in AMerica..or you get deported and tortured.

So take in this Britney still crazy pussy when you can…

Here she is in some Glamour model bikini shoot that reminds me of backpages – meets cheesy mall photographer…that I believe you can jerk off to…

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2017

27

Jan

Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

So with being on the beach all the time, and her millions of followers despite not really being actually famous, she does these cheesy bikini photoshoots in make-belief bikini catalog style pics, since it’s for the internet and nothing is real…and bitch is getting paid..maybe not for this shoot – but in general..because as silly as it is…it’s what advertisers like throwing money at…fascinating…young, slutty, half naked, bikini hustle….would rather it be a sex tape….because if you’re gonna fuck us…at least let us watch you fuck.

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2017

27

Jan

Woman Gets Angry and Strip at the Gym and Other Videos of the Day

COP Pulls Gun on a Person

Hotel Crashes into the River

Workers Fall in Ditch

Dog Shit Sling Shot

Plane Crash of the Day

Crazy High Speed Crash

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2017

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever wake up next to your wife and think she’s stopped breathing for good because of her Sleep Apnea…and then when she takes her gasping gagging breath after her heart kicks back in – you feel real disappointment and sadness that the miracle that is death hasn’t saved you from having to have a lengthy divorce…so you look at the pillow and think…”I can finish this off…but I’ll get caught…her body is just too big to dispose of and they’ll always check for forced asphyxiation and they’ll always blame the husband….especially because I have a site where I talk about killing her at least once a week”……fucked….

So I’ll just keep ignoring her, cheating on her and telling her about it….because that’s just the kind of stand up guy mooching off obesity I am…

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Mischa Barton Hospitalized for Mental Health
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Robin Thicke Lose Custody of his Son
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Abigail Ratchford Hot on Social
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Swan in Icy Pond…
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Dumb Bitch on Thin Ice
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Mr Clean Giving Girls Orgasms
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Frances Bean is a Model…
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Robot Says “I AM NOT A ROBOT?
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Stitches Gets Arrested
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THe Art of Suo Noodles
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2017

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I should legally change my name to Canesten or Monistat…depending on which brand pays me more – because my tongue has been in more yeast infections than either of them…

That said…you can imagine how I spent my afternoon….

I hope rinsing with Vinegar helps me power through…

I assume there is going to be a civil war or uprising soon, and I think the slogan for my militia will be “WE SHOULD SPIT IN THE MOUTHS OF ALL THE PUSSIES OF THE WORLD WITH YOUR MOUTH”….or maybe I’ll just put it on a t-shirt, you know for my failed T-Shirt biz (http://www.drunkensweatshop.com)

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Dumb Cunts in Vanity Fair – Including Pregnant Natalie Portman…
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Frances Bean Cobain -> Modeling
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Charli XCX Big Tits in Green
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Teacher who Fucked Students Gets 30 Years
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Kate Beckinsale LEgs
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Ariany Celeset TITS
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Michael Rapaport Doesn’t Like Aziz Aladin
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The Weeknd and Selena Gomez Holding Hands
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Nina Agdal Nipple
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Duck Plays with a TIger
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5 Stupidest Weapons Ever
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Kids Try Japanese Food
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Scarlett Johannson is Single / Lesbian / At Least Her Haircut Says ThAT
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Joanna Krupa Blazer
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Drake is Fucking a Pornstar
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Blake Shelton Trying to Escape Psycho Gwen Stefani
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Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested for assault at his Own Trump Rally
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19 Buildings Blow Up at Once
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Mouse Trap VS Hot Dog
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Selena Gomez and the Weeknd Seen Holding Hands
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Some Random Chick’s Nipple Slip
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Guy Skis Off a Cliff
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20 KGs of RED HOT STEEL VS FROZEN LAKE
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The Ultimate BEATMASTER Trailer
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Modern Family Dude Sells His Condo – Here are the Pics
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Zendaya Talks Black Hair for the Trump SUpporters
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How To do the Most Useless Thing Ever
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Sea Lion VS CAr
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie
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Jeep Owner Has Sex
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Juicy Blowjob
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Busty in Lingerie
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When Pornstars Attack
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Some Bitch Taking Off her Clothes
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TITTIES IN YOUR FACE
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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2017

26

Jan

Bella Thorne Topless and Her Dewy Face of the Day

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I find trends funny…

Whether it’s the word “edgy”…that is the new instagram caption word that that people are posting on pictures and everyone is LOLing, copying, and posting themselves….it’s the new “on fleek”…or “fire”…or whatever else it is people are posting, that everyone else is posting…because people don’t have brains of their own….

Or Bella Thorne, who isn’t all that hot, who hasn’t done all that much work, who no one actually cares about, yet who is in the media and talked about all the time….

Or in this case..both combined in some boring pics and videos…of what you can imagine is cum on her face…because I imagine in being cum on her face..it’s the only way to power through all this nonsense…

She’s not that magical…but she exists and that’s more than I can say for myself…so here she is…

Here’s her nipple ring…

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2017

26

Jan

Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day

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Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear….

You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar..

Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than
Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times…

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2017

26

Jan

Marnie Simpson Pussy Dress of the Day

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Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, she’s not Joe Simpson, she’s not Homer Simpson, but in this dress you can try to do the HOMER simpson Meme, where they put a bald pussy as his mouth…hilarious….because she’s wearing a SEE through CUNT exposing, or as the Brits call it – FANNY – exposing dress..

BOLD moves, but not really for an exhibitionist trying to get on the DAILYMAIL Snapchat….in the media and it works because we like people who SHOW OFF cunt…in public…on red carpet events…where the paparazzi is….

So I’ve barely heard of her, you’ve probably never heard of her because you’re my alter ego I call “My audience”….but but she’s on some show called…that is the Jersey Shore for the UK called Geordie Shore…I don’t know if she’s still on that show…

But she’s an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked from the UK like so many girls from the UK…who were once rumored to be classy and elegant…but are either grey skinned toothless and obese or…Orange and like this…

They have a tabloid loving tit and cunt culture and these host bodies are out there for soccer stars to marry and for reality TV to cast and have tits in their newspapers…and she’s one of those…

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