I’ve been swiping on TINDER…I only get really fat girls…who I know will never get skinny, and who I know have embraced their fat, so instead of being basic like everyone else – and calling them fat, or making fat jokes, because I’m not an asshole..even though I am an asshole…I tell them they aren’t fat enough…and give them a complex, trying to make them at their state of fat feel inadequately fat….and that they need to fatten up to stand out amongst all the other fat girls…to be different, to be hot, to be worth jerking off to…because fatter is a fetish and current weight is just gross….
So even their being ridiculously fat doesn’t make them stand out as the loud, lazy, over-eater they are….and they need to work harder…something fat people don’t like doing…as they’d rather just sit on the couch eating cake….but apparently they don’t even do that right…except when it comes to eating cake…
All this to say…..it’s been a Friday of broken dreams so far…too cold to be hungover…but I’ve eaten one breakfast burrito already…because I’m Mexican…and I’m pretty confident I may die of that heart attack we’ve been waiting for….
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The House that Pete Sampras Build
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How Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Bang
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Megyn Kelly Will be on the Today Show….
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Mariah Carey Hot Tub
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All Time Knockouts
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