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2016

20

Dec

Nicola Peltz Humps her Brother’s Leg of the Day

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Rich people….are fucking weird…

I know what you’re thinking – if nature gives you a sister, you might as well fuck her, because why the fuck not, she’s in your fucking house, and going out and finding a girl to fuck requires way more effort than “hey you wanna piss off mom and dad, let’s fuck”….it’s every teenagers dream, at least that’s what I assume based on incest porn I used to watch in the early 80s, when incest porn was everything…

I figure many cultures have been fucking their sisters forever, an rich people have been fucking their sisters forever, and white trash has been fucking their sisters forever, because rich people can get away with anything they want, and white trash don’t have the understanding to not fuck their sister when they get their boring, proving yet again that humans are all the fucking same, it’s the middle class that follow the rules and don’t do what their instincts tell the,…

That said, Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, her dad owned Wendy’s…and a bunch of other shit that made him stupid rich – which I guess means that she is…that’s how life works…and despite her failed attempt to be a famous hot actress replacing Megan Fox in transformers because her dad is friends with Michael Bay….she’s still hot..and publicly rubs her pussy on her brother.

Rich people…

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2016

20

Dec

Victoria Justice and her Sister Madison Reed do the Mermaid Project of the Day

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Victoria Justice and her sister did some mermaid shoot – because it’s for a good cause – and they are in the period of their career where they’ve been on TV, have following, but just aren’t doing anything of real interest – so do what you can…like dress like a mermaid with your sister, pretend to be busy or involved in a cause or some issues – so that your slutty behavior – or half nakedness on social media has some purpose – even though we live in an era it doesn’t need a purpose – and most successes are just shameless exhibitionists…that should inspire her to step it up with her putting herself out there – her parents invested too much into making this bullshit career happen…don’t let it go to waste…

Either way, I don’t have a mermaid fetish, but I have stuck my dick in a dead fish’s mouth…I mean at least that’s what it smelled like for three days because I was too lazy to shower after the unprotected sex….

Good story..right.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2016

20

Dec

Bella Thorne in Bed of the Day

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Bella Thorne laying in bed is a good thing to stare at – if you’re a pervert who is into everything Bella Thorne is doing – like me – who is equally amazed that I even know who she is – in a world filled with sluts on social media – why does this one stand out amongst the rest…is it cuz of her sexual redhead prowess – as statistically redheads are hornier than actual humans…is it her tits, her tight 19 year old body that she puts out there without being too gratuitous – or obvious – in her shamelessness – or is it cuz she’s on TV, has stage parents and is making money…I don’t know – but I am drawn to her like she’s the new Lohan….

I don’t find the bed pic exciting, I just used it as an excuse to repost the pics I am still staring at from yesterday showing off her tits on the beach because she knows that she’s got the public by their pervert balls..and manipulates us in the most basic way – and it feels pure and real – the way being manipulated by women is supposed to feel.

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2016

20

Dec

Ashley Graham Terrifying Bikini of the Day

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Tranny faced fat chick Ashley Graham with big features because she is big…who is probably best known for being part of the big girls can be models because don’t let bullies decide what big girls are allowed to do, because you’re a big girl and you can make your big girl dreams come true – if you can get yourself off the couch and away from the fridge long enough – because the world is SO PC and inclusive, trying to be overly nice to the fat world, because the world is fat and brands need to relate to the fat…so now is your window….before they realize that fat should be shamed and punished for healthcare reasons in a now is the time to embrace your disease, your eating disorder, your elastic waistband and ignore science and love what is killing you – because we are all going to die, so be body positive or whatever this is….while you’re living your statistically shorter life…

I like to think the biggest movement she’s been part of – is a Bowel movement…this girl clearly has a colon on her…

I don’t like to encourage fat girls – but black guys do – and funny enough I saw that she’s married to a black guy which makes total sense…because as we all know, just ask any fat blonde girl you know, or fly to Jamaica during the holidays, that big girls are adorned by certain breeds / species / denominations / color of human…even though I don’t see races – as we are all god’s people…one race the human race…but I do see fat chicks..

She’s in Puerto Rico in a bikini getting paid – it is disturbing that this exists – but it exists…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

20

Dec

Sofia Richie For Complex of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”…

It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around…

She’s banging older men, like Bieber…. going to night clubs, being a naughty 18 year old who probably won’t go to college, because she can be rich and famous without any of that effort…and she will probably contribute very little to society…and for some reason my EX friends at COMPLEX – who used me for traffic until they sold to Verizon / Hearst and dropped me once they made it – decided to make her their cover girl…and the whole snake thing is weird…but the fact she looks 11 probably excites all of you freaks…jump on anything remotely popular…and give them a cover shoot…instead of celebrating people who are actually accomplished…

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2016

20

Dec

Gabby Brooks for Playboy of the Day

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I’ve never heard of this model,Gabby Brookes, but she’s ok….

She’s doing “instagram” nude – which is naked chick covering herself for Playboy US, which is a magazine that confuses the fuck out of me.

I’ve written about it a lot – because it is so absurd – if you consider this writing…because they rebranded to be more internet AD friendly and to generate more clicks from people at their offices – who otherwise wouldn’t be allowed on PLAYBOY.com because of the sexual nature of their content…

So instead of sticking to a formula, while remaining the sleazy brand they’ve alway been to anyone who’s seen a stripper with a Playboy tattoo, but as a tit free destination – that was built on tits – but that doesn’t show tits anymore – because advertising dollars are more important than brand, integrity, or really anything of value……

Yet…they still get girls naked for shoots, they just don’t show you, in what is a cocktease, less sexy than a fashion magazine, with girls we’ve never head of, in a DO THE NON NUDE PLAYBOY LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES….

So everything they do is based on traditional Playboy…but instead of building on it, they fuck it up the ass and give us garbage…

It’s a terrible fucking turn of events….just fucking terrible…but at least they still have a porn site to compensate for this – whatever the fuck it is – nonsense…

Posted in:Gabby Brookes|SFW

2016

20

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Doing Media with her Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is alright…really fucking average looking…really annoyingly awkward and weird…but she makes serious fucking money, is up there as the most hireable actress, cashing the fuck in – with one blockbuster a year and one more serious role to really show the world she’s legit….while being on vacation the rest of her time….masturbating on her pile of money for her iPhone because she likes being on camera and so does her old director creeper boyfriend….that she either leaks or that get hacked…but hasn’t in a while…even though the world needs to see her tits…tits that redefined her from the puppet who hollywood created to keep film budgets high – so everyone can get paid on it….you know handing her out awards and making her a celebrity…while being pretty boring and weird….to tits that were great to look at…and that justify her making 75 million dollars a year…to pretend on screen…so stupid.. it really is just so fucking stupid…but not stupid enough for me to figure that scam out…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

20

Dec

Josie Canseco Naked for Some Photographer of the Day

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Josie Canseco is really fucking hot…and the fact that she’s a rich kid with a trust fund – yet still getting naked for photographers / instagram / to grow her audience…is absolutely fucking brilliant.

She could be a scenester, she has access and could spend her time at all the celeb events, even date celebs, I mean her dad, as her name would suggest, because they trashily named her after him, in an egotistical probably due to her mom being some baseball groupie securing a meal ticket – willing to accommodate to ensure getting paid…and she probably is – but I don’t keep track of any of that shit..

She could get all in the paparazzi on the beach, doing the Hadid hustle, and maybe she does – I don’t keep track…but doubt it because she’s out there putting out nude shoots for free…just like that…

Maybe it’s daddy issues, rebelling, craving male attention – or maybe she just knows she’s hot as hell and wants you all to experience it…either way…I am in love…or would be if I had deeper emotions than “look at her tits”….

Posted in:Josie Canseco

2016

20

Dec

On Field Security Guard Jerking Off a Chargers Cheerleaders and Other Videos of the Day

Pantsless Dudes Fighting in the Street

Kung Fu Trucker Gets his Phone Back

Unloading at the train station..

Bungee Jump Death

Delivery Boy – Drop Kick

Man Accused of Kidnapping thought he Saw a Midget – When He was Found in an Apartment Holding a 2 Year Old…”Oops thought it was a midget”….what this is a two year old I’m finger banging…OOPS..it’s dark…

Hot Murder Suspect Stabbed a Bitch in the Heart – and Is Pretty Hot and Laid Back Anout It….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like going out to shitty bars during pre-Christmas because you get the weirdest people and have the weirdest conversations – every day of the week…people are in for vacation, visiting family, avoiding family, just getting a drink after the Christmas party….students are done school, so they come here for a pre-going home getaway for whatever reason – because there are better options than this shitty city…and I don’t waste my time judging the reason they are they, I go straight to judging them based on their looks, the things they say, how they are dressed or what MEME they quote because no one is original…

Last night’s conversation was with a 20 year old drunk girl, who was dancing around with a black guy who was trying to fuck her, she told him “I identify with black guys, I feel like I’m more of a black girl than a white girl”…which is a turn off to the black guy who wants anything but a black girl…but a white girl…but maybe a white girl saying she identifies as a black girl…like Bruce Jenner identifies with being a woman…is exactly what he wants to hear to guarantee a pre holiday jam…and not the jam your auntie made last berry harvest…you know what I’m talking about..

I had no choice but to chime in and say “how many black people were in your high school”….knowing she was suburban as fuck…pure white suburban….and she said “none”….and I asked…how many black people are you friends with….and she said “none”….so I asked how many black guys she banged and she said “none, but I almost made out with one in Jamaica at an all inclusive”….and I said “so you identify with black people because black people are pop culture now, their comedies, their music, their athleticism, their plight against cops, Kanye West Kardashian…are you fucking kidding me…you culturally devoid twat…this is just another example of black people being exploited or treated like animals by the white man…point and look on in awe or some shit…and she said “but at least they’re getting paid”….

Truth….and the fact of the matter is that she has officially fucked a black guy now…as she makes that transitions…and I offically fucked no one…because it takes too much work and based on this site, you’ll see that working isn’t really something I do…

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Guess the Word of the Year…Here’s a Hint…It’s not an Emoji
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for Carpool Karaoke…
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In Case You Missed it – Blade Runner 2049
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Apprentice slut in a Bikini
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Cop Tells the Truth About Black Crimes…
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Joe Mixon Beating a Beach in a Diner Video of the Day
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The Acquired Savant – Weird Fucking Story of a Man Who Became a Math Genius after a Beating
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Nicole Kidman ROBOT
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Werid Fucking Backwards Cover Song
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Some Terrible Stephen Hawking / Zoe Saldana Clip That I Repeat is So Bad…
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Alyson Hannigan’s New House is Nicer than Yours
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Learning Math with Rap
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Obama – in Greece
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Britney Spears is Fucking Her Trainer
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