Bar Fight on Main Street in Houston
Kid Drowns While Mother Texts
Weird Dog Getting Run Over Video..What…
Cops Body Slam Woman
Lady on a Police Car
The Man VS the Hotel Door
Theif in Brazil Gets Chased
Thug Carrying Kid Executes a Man on a Couch
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2017
05
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I may be buried in snow, unable to leave the shitty, badly heated house that is hardly a house, that if a building inspector came in, he’d probably kick us out, knowing that squatters have better set ups that us….breathing cold mouldy air…smelling what smells like sewage backed up – that may be my wife….and I do it because it makes staring at pics of girls in bikinis less boring, you know like a beacon of hope instead of some shameless bullshit…..we don’t see bikinis here, I’m like “look, a girl in a bikini”…and figure if I ever moved somewhere where girls just walk around in bikinis…I would find it boring and no longer be a man into bikinis…so I continue to suffer in this hell, like some kind of martyr or conquistador trying to find new life and opportunity, all as a sacrifice of my happiness to make sure the bikini pic doesn’t lose it’s edge….or appeal to my pervert mind…I am a modern day hero…
It’s like dudes who watch too much regular porn, who now need midget, obese, shitting on each other fetish shit…
I am fighting to keep the bikini pic, something we see too much of, still exciting in a world where there is no excitement….and everything is just flimsy, filtered, gratuitous, fast food easy to produce and digest…
Here are some stepLINKS
Kylie Jenner Spices Up Her Relationship with Sex Toys…
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Lindsay Lohan Poetry
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Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Like Black Face
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Rat Cow’s Hot Booty Pic
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Kristen Stewart is Fucking Stella Maxwell
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Cinema in Slow Motion
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Why Cities are Where They Are
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Amal Clooney is Hiding her Pregnancy
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Gutter Porn Chick’s Ass Selfies
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Honest Trailers of Bill and Teds
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The Man Who Kept Running and Never Stopped….Kevin Hart Ad for Nike that I am not Getting Paid to Post
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Creepy Princess Diana Letters
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2017
05
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
My new pick-up line – that i’ve used at least once today – and that failed is..
“Don’t be jealous”….and she says “of what”…and I says “of my small penis”….and when she says “why would I be jealous of that”…and I says “because you want it but can’t have it”…
It won’t work…unless it’s on a prostitute…in which case why would you bother, just give her your money and take your damn blowjob like a man.
I am sure other things happened that were more worthy of being discussed…but why bother….no one cares..
Here are some stepLINKS
Lohan’s Poetry is Epic
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Bella Hadid – Midriff
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Madison Beer is Hot
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Mariah Carey Fires her Creative Director
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Amazing Plumber of the Day
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Alba’s Youthful Cleavage
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman…Pregnant Slut
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Jenny McCarthy Haggard Whore
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How To Make a Skateboard from Toilet Paper
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NBA Bloopers of 2016
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People hate Underhanded Free Throw
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Joanna Krupa is Naked
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Anna Kendrick Mangled Face
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January Jones Don’t Need No Baby Daddy
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Two Year Old Saves Brother
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Dangerous Crossing of the Day
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Krupa Cameltoe
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Dude Loses Car on a Ferry Ride
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Pia Mia Pumps Gas
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Jordan Carver – Hooker
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Why Did the Chicken Get Domesticated
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Pool Jumper Gets His Feet Mangled
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Celebs in Bikini Round-Up
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Samantha Grandoville – Naked
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Delivery Guy Gets Revenge
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Hilary Duff Hot Thickness
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Lena Dunham’s Fat Monster Thigh
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Lena Dunham Thanking Glamour for her Cellulite
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Recreating the Big Kahuna Burger in Pulp Fiction
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Stella McCartney in a Bathing Suit
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Hot Body
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day
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Girl Soaps Up Tits
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Naked on Bench
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Naked Bitches in a Red Room
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Booty Jiggle
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Sarah McDonald in White Swimsuit
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Amateur Romance
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017
04
Jan
Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day
I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up…
The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason….
So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users!
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Posted in:Maria Sharapova|SFW
2017
04
Jan
Bella Thorne is Still in Bahamas of the Day
In this day and age – we are so obsessed with girls being naked, or half naked, you know stripping down and showing bikini or panties, or bare asshole spread so I can imagine tonguing it as she licks my ass while jerking me off….you know 69 the Asshole edition….and Bella Thorne knows it..
She knows she’s long and lean and has a rocking body. She knows that the world needs a hot redhead and she’s it. She knows that when you’re raised on porn, sex is different, outlook on sex is different, anal is first date behavior, so are gangbangs, orgies, rape fetishes…so half naked pics aren’t a big deal…that shit is G Rated…G Rated we can all jerk off to because bikinis are fucking wonderful..
I like what she’s bringing to the world…it’s easy, not complicated, basic, and perfect…
Here she is in her underwear….
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2017
04
Jan
Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day
Ariel Winter posted a butt shot…and she’s laying on her stomach…because she doesn’t want to take away from her butt shot by ruining it with her big round belly….even though people only like her for her tits…and this posting the ass is just confusing what she’s known for, what she’s about..
I think she looks like a vile little troll, but I never watched the show and I never developed an emotional relationship with her tits that keep on growing….I didn’t cry when they were reduced and reshaped….and I didn’t celebrate when they grew back in from eating…
I just know that all 18 year olds are firm, tight, and even the fat ones are good enough to stare at – because they haven’t hit their mid 20s – early 30s slump all girls experience – where girls start to melt and turn sloppy because the best years are behind them…where their boyfriends jerk off to pics of them in high school because her body caught up with her big tits.. who cares
Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2017
04
Jan
Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day
Iliza Shlesinger is a Last Comic Standing winner….you’ve probably never heard of her because no one has ever watched Last Comic Standing…and she won in 2008 and it was probably because they were being criticized for not having enough female winners…
I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny….
It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world works….
The female audience is the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulgar as they can…just to get noticed…which is in line with this girl’s approach to selfies…show them jewish tits..exist…good job.
Posted in:Iliza Shlesinger|SFW
2017
04
Jan
Rose Bertram is the Model in Dubai of the Day
Rose Bertram is a Sports Illustrated model – in her bikini in Dubai…possibly getting shit on by very rich Arab men in the timeless joke about instagram models heading over to Dubai on the private jet to give these rich dudes a taste of America…because it actually happens…so much so that if I was a model…I wouldn’t tag Dubai…just to try to pretend I’m not a fucking hooker on a free trip…or on a “job”…for some rich dude’s fake bikini company that involves being shit on by him and his friends….because we know they have the money…we know models love money and we know Rose Bertram and her big tits isn’t making that money in the legitimate way and a girl’s got needs…
Posted in:Rose Bertram|SFW
2017
04
Jan
Hilary Duff Peeing in the Pool of the Day
In very important news, Hilary Duff’s flight out of Hawaii was delayed, so she got to spend another day to celebrate, and what better way than to soak her big juicy booty that I love…in what I assume is taking a pee in the pool but not taking a pee on my face…
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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW
2017
04
Jan
Heather Graham Bikini Romance of the Day
Heather Graham only has 6000 followers on her instagram @ImHeatherGraham and that is fascinating to me…
At first I thought it was a joke, some mean spirited joke someone was playing on us, because Heather Graham is iconic to perverts who watched movies like Boogie Nights in the late 90s….how could some mall employee in Idaho be more relevant with her 40,000 followers than an actual celebrity…
Then I remembered, she’s old and must not be interesting to people, as old people are…and figured she probably doesn’t update her shit at all…I’ve seen accounts that are just named after a celeb that get tens of thousands of likes…but it turns out she made a post a day ago…so she’s active on it….
But more importantly, I remember the late 90s….were 20 fucking years ago..and she’s probably in her 50s…but 50 or not…she’s still got her tits…and that’s an achievement – especially in this breast cancer filled world…
These pics are pretty fucking boring…but what do you expect from a grandmother using social media.
Posted in:Heather Graham|SFW