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2016

28

Nov

Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day

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Last week, Lindsey Vonn, your Olympian, made headlines because she gave thanks to her boyfriend, who happens to be another light skinned black man, because as they say, once you go back, you never go back…and she’s just being a cliche…

Now she’s in recover from some injury she had surgery for, and her body is fucking rippped…skiing goddess with the strong legs she can bounce up and down on black dick with, and probably does, because that’s why they keep coming around..if you’ve ever fucked a skier, or really any bitch with strong legs, as most Canadians have, since we only get around on skis and skates, you will know their ability to smash the fuck out of your balls with their pussy is legendary and worth hanging out at the ski shack drinking hot chocolate all day waiting for them to come in wearing their spandex outfits all fucking pumped up and testosterone filled – ready to fuck….if you’re strong enough to wrestle them into the back of your snowcat..,it’s called a little apres ski the way it was intended to be…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at Lindsey Vonn, your American ski hero and her fit as fuck body – it’s hot to me…so should be to you…since I’m the only person reading this.

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2016

28

Nov

J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban….

Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50…..

Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass..

Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness….

I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic..

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2016

28

Nov

Hilary Duff Bath on Social Media Porn of the Day

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Hilary Duff Feet for the Feet Fetishists You Know Are Going Nuts Over This…

I get is, girl gets new dick, and it’s fitness dick that is on it’s best behavior and at peak athleticism to give her exactly what she wants – knowing – as a bro that if you can make a cunt squirt – that’s never squirted before – thanks to only being with self involved, possibly gay, rick entitled jocks, you can get her inamored with you….

The key to seduction is puttin gin that work to make girl cum – and she’s not going to go anywhwere…and I know I’m right….proof – her last instagram post….

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I guess she feels sexy and alive, you know like she’s finally got what she wants and deserves, and dude feels the same cuz she’s rich, thick and hot….and because of that she shares her new found sexuality with the world who has been watching her on some Truman Show shit since she was a kid – and first sold do the entertainment industry….all in the bath…amazing….

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2016

28

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Dumb as Fuck Nude Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Look Joanna Krupa did the worst Mannequin Challenge ever, even though 99 percent of Mannequin Challenges are the worst ever, because they represent all that is wrong with the internet – with these social gags everyone does together – to fit in, to attempt to matter, when real life things are going on – not everyone needs to be a content producer – not everyone needs to be participating in this shit – and clearly Joanna Krupa and her attempt at the dumbest shit ever, because doing the Mannequin Challenge is a key to being a low level fame whore, which is exactly what Krupa is….

She’s just laying there half dead…reading a magazine totally naked – which really wasn’t that much of a challenge – it’s actually how she fucks…

If you’ve ever met a sex worker – and had sex with a sex worker – I’m talking even a stripper – they hate men and have this ego thinking they are the hottest shit ever – so when it comes to fucking – they think they are gifting you like it’s the fucking Oscars and you’re Brad Pitt at some fucking party….but really bitch, some of us like to lay there and be ridden – especially when we’re paying…which is really the only time these girls put in work…as Joanna Krupa – the “real housewife” scammer who had a rich guy knows all too well..

So I call this less Mannequin Challenge more how Joanna Krupa fucks if you’re not paying her…

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2016

28

Nov

Elon’s Musk’s Wallet Fucker Acts Her Way Through Violence Against Women Video of the Day

This girl is Dark…Playing the abused woman angle hard…because I guess she has no choice but to speak out, plus if she doesn’t, people will think she gave herself the black eye in some evil, strategic way….because anyone who looks at this bitch for more than 4-5 minutes will know she’s dark, she’s full of shit, she angles shit, she seduced a man who was with a woman for 20 fucking years – and had a family with – to marry her…Amber Heard…all because they were in a movie together…SHE WORKED HIM as hard as she worked being bi-sexual to get press pre Johnny Depp when that kind of thing got press….before the whole world was faggots….

THEN there’s the whole fucking Elon Musk, and playing that billionaire nerd like the puppet master she is, because dudes get weak and do dumb shit for this demon….

SO I am not buying her bad acting, her fake tears, it’s a nice storyline for her cause, but it’s nonsense…beating women isn’t nonsense, I don’t advocate that shit, but this is milking something like the opportunist she clearly is…and I find it shameless and vile…

Why aren’t both her eyes black? Maybe she should visit some women actually beat by men….

I wonder how many women Johnny Depp fans, you know the die hard Johnny Depp fans who sided with Johnny Depp – because they love everything he touches, even if it’s violent when he does it…after being pushed too far by evil….

I wonder how many men who are either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard fans who jerked off to her Black Eye Pics…because you know somewhere out there, maybe even amongst your friends and family, maybe even you dad…there’s a dude who jerks off to pics of beat up, black eyed women…

That said, don’t beat up women….because women are lovely and shouldn’t be beat….even if they don’t make dinner on time…and even if they’ve ruined your fucking life by robbing you of your freedom and/or testicles…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day

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I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES ….

So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be…

One of the pictures has a nipple…

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2016

28

Nov

Minnie Driver Naked in a Hot Spring of the Day

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Minnie Driver is one of the last celebrities I want to see naked in a hot spring, she’s just not hot, or exciting or interesting – and either is this pic…where she looks like an old, crazy, cat lady who’s done too much acid over the years, forcing her to take her millions to the jungle where she does other hallucinogens..while running around naked – under the full moon – after doing yoga all day and talking about her spirituality – eating organic fruits – because hollywood people are all fucking crazy and have the budgets and finances to really be that crazy while people just go along with it – because they like having famous friends who invite them places and pay for everything…

She looks crazy.

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2016

28

Nov

Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day

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Sahara Ray is racy…

She’s an instagram LA hipster party model with big monster fake tits – who originally got known for showing her big monster fake tits – that weren’t as big as they are now – YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF HERE … on her really small bikini wearing frame – in the early years of instagram – which got her millions and millions and millions of fans and followers who were obviously following her for her fashion sense, her bikini choices, and not to jerk off to her big tits….

So she’s spent the last two or three years shooting with the good, respected, pervert photographers…traveling the world…attending all the cool events like she was Em Rat Cow, while probably being friends with Em Rat Cow, because both were running in the same getting naked for attention circles – and it’s not that big of a scene…you know funded by the same sugar daddies like Ryan Seacrest and other perverts – only Sahara Ray is less offensive in her success, because she doesn’t look like a weird faced bird with a bad attitude…..and she hasn’t booked the acting jobs because she fucked ben affleck….in fact, she hasn’t really done anything substantial, and instead of being a low level Kardashian who fucked Kanye, like Em Rat Cow…trying so hard to be empowered by showing her tits – Sahara Ray just keeps showing her tits…and is less annoying about it….

I appreciate that.

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2016

28

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Acting Weird in Bali of the Day

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I saw these weird pics of Lohan – because I pretend she’s my queen or goddess or ruler of the world – because she’s the only celebrity I’ve been in a hotel room with – while she cried and hugged me – before performing her music album with dances in her pajamas – because she’s fucking crazy….

But in reality I don’t actually give a fuck about her self involved nonsense, and if anything I just find her garbage – manipulator – who took opportunity and shat on it – because that’s what spoiled brats do – and her whole quest to find meaning is fucking lame…

But I did see these pics of her in a field at a villa on the ocean and thought – Sex Cult Crazy…because anyone who knows me – will know that I fucking love sex cults, and the dumb people who participate in them, and I’ve always wanted to start one – because they are that hilarious and amazing…

So I was like “Lohan’s in cult…broooooo”…it was exciting…but turns out that Lohan got one of her rich groupies to rent her a villa in Bali – so that she could write her book – her true story – from the eyes of a crazy fucking person – that is Lohan – a read that I’d actually love to read – but that I won’t bother reading – because I don’t find her that interesting – and don’t really care about what self involved – victim bullshit she puts out there – knowing that her true story is in fact a lie – and that her true story is actually really fucking boring – an entitled rich kid sold to the industry and tormented – like shut the fuck up – I prefer actual AIDS babies or people who do good – not some some drivel about “then I met Harvey Weinstein and he was a dick, so I railed `18 grams of coke and sucked a lot of dick”…fuck off Lohan..

Here’s one of her excerpts – LOLZ…pathetic…

Travelling sometimes leaves you speechless and in that silence, it leads you to greatness with a lot of stories to tell. – Lindsay Lohan (book coming soon)

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Kylie Jenner is So Fucking Sketchy of the Day

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What better way to start the Art Basel week’s celebration, where every basic internet bitch and her sugar daddy flock to the mean streets of Miami beach, to wait in line to get into useless parties that don’t matter, but that give them something to do – because that’s what life on the internet – with a social media account is about…being in the fucking scene along with 1000s of other people who are in the fucking scene…

Then to post some pictures of Kylie Jenner, who was at Art Basel Last year, because her body is a fucking art project coordinated by some plastic surgeon somewhere, who has figure out how to suck out all her stomach fat, and inject it in her 18 year old ass, all while managing to mangle the fuck out of her face, so that she doesn’t need to use facetune when photoshopping herself for important pictures of flat stomach teas, or this CELLULITE cream…cuz bitch is a fat fuck who sells bullshit gimmick snake-oil to her retard fans….probably the root of all fucking evil in the world…and in her defence, she’s actually the victim because her mom and sister abused her into this…

THERE will be a retaliation – there will be blood….it’s just a matter of time as to when that goes down..

Here’s a video of the weirdness…

A video posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

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